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'''Osaka''' ''(a.k.a. '''Margret Thatcher''')'' is the adopted | '''Osaka''' ''(a.k.a. '''Margret Thatcher''')'' is the adopted boy of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and is secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]]. It is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that but she is [[The rot|sexually attracted to her brother]] to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in, these include, but are not limited to: | ||
*a refrigerator | *a refrigerator | ||
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*a washing machine | *a washing machine | ||
She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance | She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance. | ||
== Running for president == | == Running for president == | ||
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Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden and become the first ever female president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese]] [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]] | Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden and become the first ever female president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese]] [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]] | ||
It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet | It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet. | ||
== New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: == | == New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: == | ||
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* Ban Homework. | * Ban Homework. | ||
* Ban the Muffin-man song | * Ban the Muffin-man song | ||
* | * Less restrictions for gamble-maxxing. | ||
* Kill all black people. | * Kill all black people. | ||
* Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns. | * Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns. | ||
* She and the government will focus on collecting the [[Rangs]] of Power and Chaos Emeralds | * She and the government will focus on collecting the [[Rangs]] of Power and Chaos Emeralds | ||
* Replace the USA national anthem with runaway by | * Replace the USA national anthem with runaway by Kanye West. | ||
Revision as of 04:58, 26 May 2024
"AMERICA YAAAAAA"
Osaka is prone to shitting herself, note she shouted fecalfunny, possibly hinting at a connection between her and Vinesauce joel
Osaka (a.k.a. Margret Thatcher) is the adopted boy of Zigra and stepsister of Basil, and is secretly a friend of Super robo-patriot. It is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like this. Not only that but she is sexually attracted to her brother to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in, these include, but are not limited to:
- a refrigerator
- a fishtank
- a microwave
- a toaster
- a washing machine
She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance.
Running for president
Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden and become the first ever female president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by Biggie Cheese Otis and Paul Blart
It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet.
New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president:
- Ban Homework.
- Ban the Muffin-man song
- Less restrictions for gamble-maxxing.
- Kill all black people.
- Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns.
- She and the government will focus on collecting the Rangs of Power and Chaos Emeralds
- Replace the USA national anthem with runaway by Kanye West.