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Osaka is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and is secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]], it is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that but she is [[The rot|sexually attracted to her brother]] to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in, these include, but are not limited to: | '''Osaka''' is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and is secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]], it is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that but she is [[The rot|sexually attracted to her brother]] to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in, these include, but are not limited to: | ||
*a refrigerator | *a refrigerator | ||
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== Running for president == | == Running for president == | ||
[[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg|alt=Uhhhhhh|thumb|osaka giving a speech,]] | [[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg|alt=Uhhhhhh|thumb|osaka giving a speech,]] | ||
Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden and become the first ever female president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese]] [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]] | |||
It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet | It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet | ||
Revision as of 16:53, 24 May 2024
"AMERICA YAAAAAA"
Osaka is the adopted son of Zigra and stepsister of Basil, and is secretly a friend of Super robo-patriot, it is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like this. Not only that but she is sexually attracted to her brother to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in, these include, but are not limited to:
- a refrigerator
- a fishtank
- a microwave
- a toaster
- a washing machine
She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance
Running for president
Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden and become the first ever female president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by Biggie Cheese Otis and Paul Blart
It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet
New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president:
- Ban Homework
- Kill all black people
- Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns