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''"OOPS! | ''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle'' | ||
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'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch | '''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch | ||
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"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle
Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of Super Jangle 64. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than Dotar Surk himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch