Shpak Romanov

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Shpak Romanov
Franchise:	Roblox Pornography
Created by:	Gosmite
First Appearance:	[Insert]
Appears in:	Neo Blood Debt (Season 2)
Biographical Information
Real Full Name:	[Insert]
Alias(es):	Derivatives: The Creep Freaky Ass Man The Nussian Womans Bathroom Creep Shpak the King of Perverts Freak Freakanov 5.5 Mans Descendent The man with a million dollar penis Sex 5.5 That fucking Perv that I hate SHPAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Most Hated Blood Debt OC
Chronological Age:	28
Sex:	Man
Gender:	Male
Sexual Orientation(s):	Bisexual
Pronouns:	He/him
Ethnicity:	White
Nationality:	Russian
Rizz:	1000
Criminal Record:	Rape Public Indecency Voyeurism Rape Stalking Using Freakpay Saying he didn't like harem animes Stalking 2 S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow Of Chernobyl Sexual Assault Creep Shots More Creepiness EDITING HIS OWN CRIMINAL RECORD??? - HaterGal Drugging people Possession of Illicit Drugs Assistance in harboring a Fugitive Harassment Sexual Harassment Harassment of a Veteran BEING FREAKY Playing the Jenny mod Coercion
Kill Count:	50+
Bounty:	100 BILLION NOUBLES
Status:	Alive
Characteristic Traits
Accent	Raspy Russian
Interest(s):	Pornography Mushroom Hunting Ziggy Funk Porn Games Jenny Mod Billiards Drinking for fun Doing Drugs with Hiei Hot Women
Likes:	Naked Ladies Porn Weed Katya's big boobies Sex Minecraft Jenny Mod Creepy Photos Bowling Big Boobs Hot Sexy Ladies Aleksandra Karzova Anzhela Zakharova's big butt Nina Vladivovicha in a totally Friend way Furries Furry Milfs Freaky Things Lol The Stripped Club
Dislikes:	stagger battler cuz not tuff NPC's Those who say Rayp bad lmao Anti Pevert Activists Femenists Larpers Untuff Bluds Jax and the New Normies HaterGal Veronika beating his ass for being a perv The Cops His Shitty Lada breaking down I Tried At Least Grey Humanoids Cucks who don't have the balls to cuck their gf back by attempting to coerce the dude she brought over to fuck them Normie Ass Google Dockeys The Look No Touch Rule at the stripped club Tomoko's bloodlust People disrespecting le Fundy cropped porn memes Anti Freaky Peoples
Humor Style:	Freaky and Dark
Political Views:	Independent Anarchist
Fighting Style(s):	Zui Quan
Paraphernalia:	A M1911 His Million Dollar Penis
Vehicle(s):	A Shitty Lada
Favourite Food(s):	[Insert]
Favourite Drink(s):	Cheap Ass Wine
Favourite Musician(s):	Ziggy Funk
Phobia(s):	Idk
Goal(s):	To Get Freaky With every ADULT woman
Dream(s):	make Katya marry him
Physical Appearance
Complexion:	White
Hair Colour:	Brown
Eye Colour:	Green
Aura Colour:	Purple
Colour Scheme:	[Insert]
Familial Information
Father(s):	Loginovsky Romanov
Brother(s):	Kuklev Romanov
Sister(s):	Naida Romanova
Relationship Statuses
Martial Status:	Marriage is for normies!
Love Interest(s):	Katya Aleksandra Karzova Nina Vladivovicha (in a friend way lol)
Friend(s):	Lotton The Wizard
Employer(s):	Freakbob
Previous Affiliation(s):	[Insert]
Affiliation(s):	Neo Freaky Susiety

Shpak Romanov is one of the most 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 characters in the second season of neo blood debt with him being responsible for 700 related incidents of public indecency LMAO. He is just some weirdo Nussian Stoner creep who lives in some shithole in West Nubizkyl. He is a top tier gooner and is a founding member of Freakbobs Freaky society in the events of season 2

Shpak is a fan of doing many sex crimes for no reason whatsoever which include the several incidents in which he broke into women's restrooms to stare at peoples asses. Shpak is also being hunted by many government agencies like Jonathan J.J President's society of government satellite men and most importantly The Larper Empire.

Shpak often uses blackmail or the fact that he give multiple hints for the target or saying that he will kill the target for the killer as a way to get freaky with them and as such Shpak is a very dangerous individual for 7000 reasons. anyways he's too zased. He also often uses his powerful cursed technique called spiking peoples drinks in order to have his way with them but he doesn't do this to Katya's drink because he is so delusional that he thinks she loves him

Later on in the series during the Larping games he was nearly arrested by Konstantin Kalinin but his arrest was stopped after a Explosion went off in the nearby area that was caused by Mamiya Takuji and Tomoko Kuroki entering the area and now Shpak is free to constantly harass Katya Seryozha. Eventually, he was brutally raped by Veronika Kazakova, and getting shot in the head by Amos Quartz very sad!.

He was taught the art of being a perverted rapist by our beautiful fake Freaker Josh Groban.

He had sex with Melody 7 gazillion times

He's so cool that he has a fangirl W Shpak

He is known for helping Freakbob and co. Solo the new norm fanon wiki like a boss

He epically Rayped Janice in 1984 for daring to say she's a well written character

Appearance

Shpak is a man of Nussian descent and some stoner looking dude who has long Red/Brown Idfk hair along with a goatee and a small bush that he calls his mustache. He wears a stupid ahh Tan Bucket hat. a grey coat over a black T-shirt. he also wears a pair of black pants, a belt and green boots. he has a big smelly di-

Personality

Coming Soon

Season 2

Before Season 2 Even Begins He Proceeds to solo The New Norm Fanon Wiki with his epic Sexiness

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Season 2 SNEAK PEAK

Relationships

• Loginovsky Romanov - Father
• Kuklev Romanov(†) - Big Brother
• Naida Romanov - Little Sister
• Artyomova Romanov - Crippled Sister
• Lotton the Wizard - BFF4eva
• Timofey Olizi - Boss/Friend
• Every woman - Adversary/Lover
• Nina Vladivovicha Friends with Massive Benefits
• ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ - Neutral
• Katya Seryozha - Adversary/Lover?
• Jonathan J. J. President - Adversary
• Big Yahu - Adversary
• Konstantin Kalinin - Adversary
• Berserkio - Adversary
• Amelia Lin - Adversary
• John Reed - Unknown
• Stanislav Jr. - Adversary
• Aphex Twin -
• Randrei Aleksandr - Unknown
• Pistacchio Joe - Adversary
• A literal fucking panda - Neutral
• Yerzhan Samakulov -
• Furlexei Tailasov - Adversary
• Pawman Furgorov - Adversary
• Nikita Melnik - Adversary
• Denis Zhuka - Meh
• ☭Viadimir Koltsov☭ - Adversary
• Lotton The Wizard - Adversary
• Stanislav Kulikov - Unknown
• Masha Ryabinovich - Adversary
• Hiei - Acquaintance
• Shitty G - Acquaintance/Drinking Buddies
• John War And Pain - Adversary
• The Entire Nubagami - Adversaries
• Mamiya Takuji - Adversary
• Tomoko Kuroki - Adversary
• MOOSTY - Close Ally
• Ko-Guy(†) - Close Ally
• Anzhela Zakharova - Dumb Brat/Adversary
• Amos Quartz - Killer (Fake News)
• stagger battler - stupid enemy/adversary
• EXEC - UGLY ASS STUPID 1x4
• Aleksandra Karzova - Fangirl
• HaterGal - Adversary
• Skuratov Eduard - Father Friend

Gallery

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  Art By RFORT

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  Goofy ass Creep

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  "HOLD UP WAIT I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT" "SHPAK GET OUT!"

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  Shpak in his creepin outfit

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  Shpak saw a big GYATT and he's gonna use his freaky energy to claim it

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  Shpak in a eyecatch in the anime

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  Shpak during the forming of the Freaky Society along with Freakybob, MOOSTY and Ko-Guy

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  WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS A SISTER NOW

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  He's fucking dead :wilted_rose:

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  "Hes creepin on me.. isn't he..." "Hiii Katya!!!"

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  He Creeps on his own flesh and blood SOOO GROSS!!

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  • Aggressive Sniffing.mp3*
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  Shpaks fuckass car

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  cinema

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  BRO WHO ARRESTED HIM

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  "Yes I did it LIKE THIS"

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  Shpak Jumpscare

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  Silly Shpa- OH NO SHPAK GET DOWN

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  Yes

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  • Loud Camera Noises*
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  GROUNDED FOR 726716161616 YEARS

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  AH HELL NAH FREE MY BOY

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  OH YES I'M SHPAKKING IT

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  Shpak is spying

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  Shpak sees depressed musky bih booty JACKPOT!!!!

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  Art by @wrathreturns on tiktok

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  HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I WILL KIDNAPPED Stagger battler AND I WILL KILL HER art by clover_1fan on tiktok

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  Shpak back when he was just a stalker

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  The State Of Shpak after 1 minute of no boobs

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  W Shpak again

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  Oh Noes

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  SHPAAAK YOU CANT SAY THAAATT

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  They are friends with benefits btw (ART BY THE GREAT SIELLY AKA WRATHRETURNS)

Abilities

• Advanced Freaky Energy Control: being able manipulate and control the freakiness imbued powers
• Freaky Technique: Spiking Peoples Drinks: Basically this ability allows him to put molly in the drinks at 1.1 milliseconds using the cursed technique however it requires open liquid containers in order to properly work
• His Freaky Gun: Its basically a normal ass K1911 but the 45. rounds are imbued with freaky energy
• Freaky Blast: Basically he can fire freaky lasers from many locations of his body
• Freaky Technique: Unknown: Idk
• The Very Highest Stamina Reserves
• Shpaks Car - it's just his fucking car
• Corruption: This is only canon if the Shpak made Vanya a rapist theory is correct
• Stoner Degen Aura
• Goonjutsu - he stole Pinja Norn's fighting style for a bit
• 5.5 Powers - Due to being a descendent of Nicholas II he can use the 5.5 powers however he has yet to activate them
• Epic SMEXY Abilities - He can have sex blessed by the FUCKING EPIC Enrique
• Goonjutsu 6 Gates Mastery - He stole this from Pinja Norn he is currently on the 6th gate
• Sigeon Pex - Very Zased Sigeon Powers passed down by watching 70 hours of pirated pay gorn
• The Rayping - Idk He Has the ultimate ray ping powers

Trivia

• Shpak is banned from local bars due to his insane billiards techniques
• Shpak likes cracking femboys and M E N
  • except windforce he actually femboy or not TUFF🫩✌
• any of his public indecency counts go to the fact he keep breaking into women's restrooms
• He's on a watchlist
• He is freaky AF
• Once again for those who don't know SHPAK AND NINA ARE NOT DATING THEY ARE FRIENDS WITH VERY FUNDY BENEFITS
• Shpak is the first character that we see use freaky energy during his fight with Amelia Lin
• Creep
• W Shpak
• Shpak has a Fangirl
• He was originally meant to be in the shadow government
• He's not really cool
• he is not fond of Amelia Lin
• The Nubagami has put a bounty on his head due to a separate incident of him leaking Emi Takanashi's nudes on Twitter.com
• Shpak is obsessed with Katya Seryozha
• Shpak likes smoking weed and doing mushrooms
• I know that i'm not Shpaks creator but I headcanon him being a hoobastank fan
• Shpak has gotten freaky with nearly every blood debt female except Snezhana Yashina this is because Shpak is not a big fan of homeless pussy which is very hypocritical of him since he fucked Anna Trusova
• he destroys brats like Anzhela Zakharova with his freaky dih
• he earned the medal of gooners for his service during the ITAL Gooner war
• Shpak owns a shirt that just says rape everyone and leave
• For some reason whenever he gets into a fight with Amelia Tuca Donka starts playing
• The Canonical reason for why the Kuai Pan incident mainly happened is because Shpak realized he didn't get freaky with all the Hong Huan update characters so he politely asked freakybob to stop at the country.
• It is Romanov -Gosmite
• He was a stalker back in high school
• Shpak loves sweaty women because THEY SMELL GOOD!
• Shpaks existence is shared between Gosmite and Moosty
• Shpak is a big fan of Car Sex
• Unlike his sister Shpak still has no render and it'll stay the same until the bystanders equipment pack gets leaked so the render can be made
• God hated Shpak so much that he made his sister Artyomova Romanov a Cripple
• Shpak X Katya is Cinema
• Back when he was in high school he had longer hair and was just a stalker
• Most of his epic acts of degeneracy are often him going to the penthouse and creeping on Katya this has happened in 7 or so separate instances.
• Shpak apparently had freaky fun times with Nina Vladivovicha over 30 times and he low-key sniffed the every-living hell out of her ass after she got back from running away from the cops over that fact that she attempted to assassinate Iosif Batyanov
• Despite getting freaky with her many times Shpak despises the bratty bitch Anzhela Zakharova
• Shpak's related to Nicholas II confirmed??? 👀
• Due to Vesna getting his Rbxm there will be more images in his gallery
• Shpak is why Kuklev killed himself
• Shpak is extremely afraid of Amos Quartz because of his cleanliness, hygene, more freaky, but does not creep on anyone, more rizz (Son😭😭 why is Amos lying- "Actually, I AM freaky, but i choose not to creep and stalk, as i am not that freaky, and my crib in rural amerika is cleaner than yo balls 😭🙏"
• according to Many freakers Shpak is seen as a true zased villain who gets freaky
• He is the most hated blood debt oc of all time which makes him cool
• he is disgusted by women like Xfi
• "Veronika Prime better create me a custom JOI, jump out the tv injecting ketamine into my veins, and let me fuck her for 72 hours straight till the whole room smell like the aftermath of the Chernobyl disaster 40 hours after the explosion" - Shpak Romanov after seeing the 1000$ dollar price tag on the Veronika plushie
• Shpak has a burger King meal called the perverted rapist meal
• He owns 70 pairs of meta ray bans he stole
• Despite being a freaker he has yet to fuck the tokyo tower like his idol Johannes Krauser II
• Shpak has a million dollar penis
• he fucking kill stagger battler

Comments

this page right here is true literature
-- RandomFanOfRandomThings (talk) 20:07, 26 September 2026 (PDT)