Uggbobs

Being sworn enemies of the Avocado People and the modern-day followers who retain their beliefs, Uggbobs (汚いスポンジの人々) are crusty creatures that absorb the ugliness around them at the sacrifice of their nonexistent looks and sanity. An Uggbob is not a desirable foe to have. If their big, bulbous eyes aren't enough to pierce anyone's soul, then they will trick whomever they see as a threat into smelling one of their fingers; their foes always fall for it.

Lore

Dr. Mad Scientist Cado, the man responsible for the first Uggbob.

Birth

On February 30th, 1884, Dr. Mad Scientist Cado—a scientist renowned especially among the few followers of Avocado People beliefs at the time—decided that the Avocado People needed one thing if they wanted their traditions to be timeless: minions. Using a wet sponge he found under his left moob as the base, Dr. Cado got to work creating his perfect entity as he added rotten pineapple mush and used underwear his acquaintance, Captain Underpants, gave him for his 69.69th birthday. The thing was left to form inside a filling bathtub, but Dr. Cado had an issue with turning the AC's heat up in his hotel room; the escaping water turned black and smoky with an absolutely scorching temperature. The moment the scientist opened the bathroom door, the musty odor of hot, sweaty anal perfume assaulted his CPAP tube, killing Dr. Cado instantly.

The first Uggbob rose.

Adoration

With the major news of Dr. Mad Scientist Cado's death spreading, representatives of the Avocado People (disguised as police officers) would arrive to the scene. Although they initially blamed the Uggbob for his death, their seething hatred took a 180 as they realized the raging boner Dr. Cado that sprung up in his last seconds. The original Uggbob was given the name "Spongeulus" in honor of being the magnum opus Dr. Cado blessed the world with before leaving.

Downfall

Spongeulus's ability to bud resulted in not only the birth of many, many more Uggbobs, but the rise of new evolutionary traits. Not long after Dr. Cado's passing, what would go on to be the most defining of these traits would lead to the loss of respect for Uggbobs: the ability to absorb. As the greasiness and degeneracy present in "jiggly fun" orgies ceased, blame was immediately put upon the Uggbobs present. March 14th, 1887 would be the day that the current representative of the Avocado People would order the expulsion of Uggbobs from the community and the execution of those refusing to comply.

Independence

As a community of their own, the Uggbob species would gain a goal: to absorb the darkness the Avogodo would bring upon the world, but solely out of spite and for fueling their own selfish degenerate-fueled desires instead.

A New Leader

Veruca Salt became the first true alien boss of the Uggbobs creating a diverted evolution of Uggbobs that would become known as MINIONS.

Gallery

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  What the Avocado People dream of.

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  What would spawn if the two groups ever made amends.

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  Their Princess

Uggbobs
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Debut	Scary Godmother: The 12 Days of Sodom
Smells like	Anal perfume
Full of	Hatred and cum