Randrei Aleksandr

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Biographical Information

Randrei Aleksandr is a survivor in Blud debt and is the one who clogged Oksan's toilet during his mind-blowing 37th birthday he is a veteran of the Noobic Neto war and the protector of Ella Alyssa. Not much is known about him other than the fact that he is a member of the Turkish Shadow Government and the fact that he wiped out 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from Mainland China.

Randrei is known for his many affairs against his wife Ella Alyssa where he often has sex with one of his former enemies aka Jenson Barnes along with that he cheats a lot on Ella and gets punished for it via 24 hours of Very hard Girlboss pegging lol!! Anyways Randrei is the master of the Bruce Lee red Destroyer Jeet Kune Do which he uses to annihilates all the reds lol He is a major supporting character during the events of both season 1 and season 2 and sooner or later I will revamp this article

Appearance

Randrei has unkempt brown hair. Season 1 + Randrei 99' Randrei wears a green camo jacket with a light blue dress shirt underneath it with seven visible buttons. He wears the same brown belt with dark blue pants and black military boots. He also wears a brown watch on his right wrist. Season 2 Randrei wears a black fur hat, along with a dark blue sweater, green military pants with a brown belt, and black military boots. Larping Games He Keeps his hat, and replaces his dark blue sweater with a short-sleeved shirt of the same color. He keeps his bottomwear and footwear.

Personality

Randrei is described to be slightly rude but still sincere to people close to him.

Early Life

WIP

Oksan's Birthday

During Oksans very zased totally mindblowing 37th birthday party Randrei would Clog his toilet because he fucking could before hording half of the food to feed Ella with because her appointment was later that day. Sadly he couldn't use his powers of being able to wipe out 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds on Nikolai the moment he gave Oksan a very cool 45. cal round present

Canada Sim saga

On his way to Communist China Randrei slipped on banan and accidentally starred in Several thousand updates in Canada Sim with Ella. Then he stood up and was ready to kill 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.

Randrei 99'

Around 1999 whilst he was peacefully relaxing He'd get a call from President Free Fent I uh mean Fyodor Yelistratov telling him that he has full authorization to wipe out the 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from the mainland as they have ruined the noobic unions prosperity. And so with his killer machine powers and after years of mastering the martial art of the red destroying style of jeet kune do Randrei would single-handedly Annihilated the 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China. This event known mainly as the Chinese Randrei war solidified his reputation as a Killer Machine and was later adapted into a Super Noobtendo video game by Happysoft to serve as a documentary of his heroic deeds.

He killed 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China. and stopped Lev Arguno from conquering the mainland for more info see Randrei 99'

The Rest Of Season 1

After his extreme act of genocidal trolling against the fuckin' ugly reds in the events of Randrei 99 and later getting freaky with Jenson Barnes again Randrei returned home to his boring life with Ella in Kanata until many months later when Stanislav Jr., John Reed and Aphex Twin arrived at his house to bother him but not to truly bother him they were sent by the Turkish Shadow Government in order to find new members for their cause and due to Kaan Ozdil learning about his massacre on the reds they sought him out to join the Shadow Government. Randrei being as smart as ever and not who the fuck these 3 guys were tried to use his powerful kicks on them but then Stani dodged it and kicked him in the balls right in front of Ella. Randrei had been outmatched.... but he swallowed his pride realizing that he probably leave the boring life with Ella since sooner or later shes gonna end up probably using her girlboss strap on him Randrei reluctantly agreed to joined the group for the sake of literally once again avoiding the punishments from his many sigma affairs with his butt buddy Jenson and also because he is wanted for the genocide now due to new humanitarian laws.

TBA

Season 2

WIP

Gallery

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  Randrei with his BF Jenson Barnes

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  Randrei Catches Igor Rummaging through his fire

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  " OH SHIT ARRON GET DOWN!"

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  Randrei Cheating on his wife with the enemy aka him and Jenson are having Say Gex

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  Arron Finding out about Randreis Affair oh also Micheal is there

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  Randrei once again cheating on Ella with Ahmed Samir

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  DE SKEEBEEDEE RANDREI

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  Moments taken before imminent punishment

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  Another version of season 1 Randrei

Abilities

• Red Destroying Jeet Kune Do: The epic Bruce Lee martial art that makes reds explode
• The Red Destroying Projectiles: Thats it he fires off balls that destroys people
• Combat Experience: Due to being a veteran he is very good at using weapons
• The Power of wiping out 1.2 billion: Thats basically how we can explain why he's this fucking strong
• The Ultimate Red Destroying kick: A very overpowered kick that using 90% of his red destroying powers can 1 shot most people and destroy the surrounding area
• The Fear of being pegged by Ella: despite him enjoying i- uh I uh mean this ability allows him to be do stupid ass stuff to escape getting punished by Ella for his fooling around with Jenson and otherd
• DE SKEEBEEDEE Form: he becomes Skibidi Randrei.. BOOOOOOOO
• Shadow Tecnique Turkish Blast: This is essentially a technique that comes with all members of the shadow government
• Randrein Expansion - The Overpass: Using this ability essentially summons a pocket dimension where he transports himself and whoever else in his radius to artompsky overpass during the Noobic Neto war during extreme combat and in this version of the overpass Randrei is able to enter 100% red destroyer mode along with being allowed to summon Jenson Barnes in a maid dress, Anyways Randrei can turn this into a jumping because the Domain is able to sense which person is affiliated with him or not
• Clogging the toilet in any home that isn't his: Very self explainable

Relationships

• Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. - Good Friends/Boss
• Ella Alyssa - Wife
• Jenson Barnes - Boyfriend
• Michael Cooper - Good Friends
• John Reed - Close Ally/Boss
• Stanislav Jr. - Friends
• Aphex Twin - Homies
• Nikita Melnik - Allies
• Pistacchio Joe - Homies
• Panda/Duan Zhaohui - Squadmates
• Yerzhan Samakulov - Aqquaintance
• The EVIL Doctor(†) - Former Friend
• Furlexei Tailasov - Friend
• Pawman Furgorov - Decent Terms
• Amelia Lin - Squadmate
• Vera Belaya - Squadmade
• Denis Zhuka - Friends
• Berserkio - Eh
• ☭Viadimir Koltsov☭ - Uneasy Acquaintance
• Lotton The Wizard - Friends
• Stanislav Kulikov - Friends
• Krispy - Meh
• Leigharch - Homies
• Masha Ryabinovich - Eh
• Fyodor Yelistratov - Not A Big Fan
• Veronika Prime - Adversary
• Benjamin Netanyahu - Adversary
• Tomoko Kuroki - Adversary
• Evil Ass Jia Wenqian - Adversary
• The Entirety Of Communist China(†) - Adversaries
• Arron Knight(†) - Adversary
• Lev Arguno(†) - Adversary