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Lewa was so inbred that the Toa Mata considered demoting him from the role of Toa Mata, because he was so retarded and inbred | Lewa was so inbred that the Toa Mata considered demoting him from the role of Toa Mata, because he was so retarded and inbred | ||
The true story to Lewa dying was that he was smoking crack with Jack Stone, but Jack Stone laced Lewa’s shit with Fujoshi metals and Lewa overdosed on Fujoshi Metals and died like a fucking bitch, LOL rest in shit nigger | |||
[[Category:LARPers]] | [[Category:LARPers]] | ||
[[Category:NPC]] | [[Category:NPC]] | ||
[[Category:NPCs]] | [[Category:NPCs]] | ||
[[Category:Cucks]] | [[Category:Cucks]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:55, 12 July 2026
Toa Lewa is a NPC LARPER!
Retarded backstory
Lewa was some fag from Mata Nui Island which was colonized by Mr Game and Watch and became a NPC, he stayed with the NPCs as a femboy cum-dumpster and believed that anal sex was the true wayn of ssx, even when Fugi-Dove came in to convert him into freakism, Lewa kicked him in the nuts, before Lewa was shot in the head by Tahu, and Lewa’s brains were everywhere and everyone ate the brain of him.
Lewa was so inbred that the Toa Mata considered demoting him from the role of Toa Mata, because he was so retarded and inbred
The true story to Lewa dying was that he was smoking crack with Jack Stone, but Jack Stone laced Lewa’s shit with Fujoshi metals and Lewa overdosed on Fujoshi Metals and died like a fucking bitch, LOL rest in shit nigger