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[[File:Sp17ozfnmllf1.jpeg|thumb|The greatest LARPer character to troll the New NORMies. He brings a bag of Cheetos every day to McDonald's.]] | [[File:Sp17ozfnmllf1.jpeg|thumb|The greatest LARPer character to troll the New NORMies. He brings a bag of Cheetos every day to McDonald's.]] | ||
'''Sousuke Aizen''' (藍染 惣右介, ''Aizen Sousuke'') who also goes under the alias '''Josh Groban''' (ジョシュ・グローバン, ''Joshu Gurōban'') is the true protagonist of The New Norm and the one who’s better than you in every single way possible. He is a convicted child molester and proud member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Susiety and former captain of the [[The Larping Empire|LARP Society]] who backstabbed them in 2001 like a proud jihadist and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 terrorist. He is most known for inventing Telegram for the sole purpose to spread freaky memes online to his best pals Ozzie T. Floridian, FreakBob, and Jeffrey Esptein without notifying the NPC authorities. Fuck, his dick is so big. He actually died in 2016 but then was gooned back to life by FreakBob’s magical cum in 2024. He is a playable juggernaut in the Soul Society Update of Blood debt, the author is a fraud who will never get his page done, because Aizen was so Chad and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he wrote himself out of the wiki. He is still accepting FreakyBob's phone calls in secret despite intentionally not having his page finished. Even though he LARPed being 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he isn't allies with any of the LARPers at least not yet, as he is currently just a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 fraudster. | '''Sousuke Aizen''' (藍染 惣右介, ''Aizen Sousuke'') who also goes under the alias '''Josh Groban''' (ジョシュ・グローバン, ''Joshu Gurōban'') is the true protagonist of The New Norm and the one who’s better than you in every single way possible. He is a convicted child molester and proud member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Susiety and former captain of the [[The Larping Empire|LARP Society]] who backstabbed them in 2001 like a proud jihadist and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 terrorist. He is most known for inventing Telegram for the sole purpose to spread freaky memes online to his best pals Ozzie T. Floridian, FreakBob, and Jeffrey Esptein without notifying the NPC authorities. Fuck, his dick is so big. He actually died in 2016 but then was gooned back to life by FreakBob’s magical cum in 2024. He is a playable juggernaut in the Soul Society Update of Blood debt, the author is a fraud who will never get his page done, because Aizen was so Chad and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he wrote himself out of the wiki. He is still accepting FreakyBob's phone calls in secret despite intentionally not having his page finished. Even though he LARPed being 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he isn't allies with any of the LARPers at least not yet, as he is currently just a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 fraudster serving his own interests. | ||
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"Whalecum to my 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Susiety!" (2024)
"Whalecum to my 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 LARP Society" (2026+)
Sousuke Aizen (藍染 惣右介, Aizen Sousuke) who also goes under the alias Josh Groban (ジョシュ・グローバン, Joshu Gurōban) is the true protagonist of The New Norm and the one who’s better than you in every single way possible. He is a convicted child molester and proud member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Susiety and former captain of the LARP Society who backstabbed them in 2001 like a proud jihadist and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 terrorist. He is most known for inventing Telegram for the sole purpose to spread freaky memes online to his best pals Ozzie T. Floridian, FreakBob, and Jeffrey Esptein without notifying the NPC authorities. Fuck, his dick is so big. He actually died in 2016 but then was gooned back to life by FreakBob’s magical cum in 2024. He is a playable juggernaut in the Soul Society Update of Blood debt, the author is a fraud who will never get his page done, because Aizen was so Chad and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he wrote himself out of the wiki. He is still accepting FreakyBob's phone calls in secret despite intentionally not having his page finished. Even though he LARPed being 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he isn't allies with any of the LARPers at least not yet, as he is currently just a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 fraudster serving his own interests.
He was elected President of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ville after bombing Isreal and Palestine for both being NPC and normies. Within 2 days of the bombing, all Jewish and Muslims were genocide off the planet and thus, he began his plan to kill the Christians aswell. He moved to Alabama under FreakBob’s orders, where he was elected President there and began shooting up Christians while jerking off to lolis. The entire Neo-Blood Debt cast tried to stop him, but instead, he raped them all to death.
In 1338, he raped Shade’s ancestors in Brazil.
He is best known for portraying Aizen in the anime: Naruto.
He is very well known for cumming all over your tight pussy and fingering all normies. You cannot fuck him since he will only fuck you.
He supports bullying lolcows like DogsEatingDogs, Shade, and Cyraxx while masturbating to the thought of them committing suicide, he also raped Norm to death in another wiki under orders of supreme prophet of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶: Ozzie T. Floridian.
Plot Twist: He's actually a NPC once on the side of the gangstas because there is an antagonist on here who is way more 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. Josh Groban had simply used Kyōka Suigetsu to trick you into believing he was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as part of his plan.
Biography
Pre Introduction
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Faking His Death
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1000 Year Blood War
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Part 2X
The Great Crossover Divide
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Gallery
Aizen after wiping out the Pooh's Adventures wiki and becoming the true protagonist of all of fiction.
Peekaboo Vesna
Aizen gets freaky
