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<blockquote>I am watching you</blockquote> | <blockquote>I am watching you</blockquote> | ||
[[File:Obunga.png|thumb|i am watching you]] | [[File:Obunga.png|thumb|i am watching you]] | ||
Obunga (formerly known as Barack Obama) is | Obunga (formerly known as Barack Obama) is a representative of the three presidents and the SCP version of the first black president of the USA who was mutated into becoming an inhuman creation after being accidentally injected with the serum DNA of a Croatian, mistaking it for tar heroin. Sometime during the 5700s, he would install [[Professor Poopypants]] into his NPC cabinet of his NPC created shithole nation and help get Professor Poopypants to create and revive three NPCs for the purpose of placing them in power to represent a new era of NPC Imperialism under the name The Three Presidents. He is the president of his own shithole dimension during the events of the NPC-Freaky War. He is a freakture with some of Qu's DNA mixed inside of him. | ||
He had hot sexy sex with [[Momo]], Donald Trump, [https://images.cdn.yle.fi/image/upload/f_auto,c_limit,w_3840,q_auto/v1716545494/13-1-4194629-1604067563969 Paavo Lipponen] and [[Jumbo josh| | He had hot sexy sex with [[Momo]], Donald Trump, [https://images.cdn.yle.fi/image/upload/f_auto,c_limit,w_3840,q_auto/v1716545494/13-1-4194629-1604067563969 Paavo Lipponen] and [[Jumbo josh|Jumbo Josh]]. | ||
Inventor of the element Obamium, using the piss coloured chaos emerald. | Inventor of the element Obamium, using the piss coloured chaos emerald. | ||
Latest revision as of 13:40, 5 June 2026
I am watching you
Obunga (formerly known as Barack Obama) is a representative of the three presidents and the SCP version of the first black president of the USA who was mutated into becoming an inhuman creation after being accidentally injected with the serum DNA of a Croatian, mistaking it for tar heroin. Sometime during the 5700s, he would install Professor Poopypants into his NPC cabinet of his NPC created shithole nation and help get Professor Poopypants to create and revive three NPCs for the purpose of placing them in power to represent a new era of NPC Imperialism under the name The Three Presidents. He is the president of his own shithole dimension during the events of the NPC-Freaky War. He is a freakture with some of Qu's DNA mixed inside of him.
He had hot sexy sex with Momo, Donald Trump, Paavo Lipponen and Jumbo Josh.
Inventor of the element Obamium, using the piss coloured chaos emerald.