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'''Florida-Man''' is a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ supervillain who throws gators at people while occasionally throwing pipe bombs and sex toys at store managers. Florida Man has been shown to like "cฮธbdอกสยถโขยซยป" and takes the title of it proudly. He also took part in the [[Ohio|{{color|Yellow|Invasion of Ohio}}]] and got angry, blowing up everything in Ohio, which isn't cool. Here is a very cool picture of him: | |||
[[File:Cool florida.png|center|frameless|Florida man destroying everything in Ohio]] | [[File:Cool florida.png|center|frameless|Florida man destroying everything in Ohio]] | ||
Also, He takes the role in helping ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐gators out into the wild. He does drugs in [[Freaky High]] which include Duracell batteries, specifically the mega ones, and METH. | Also, He takes the role in helping ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐gators out into the wild. He does drugs in [[Freaky High|{{color|Yellow|Freaky High}}]] which include Duracell batteries, specifically the mega ones, and METH. | ||
= The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ History of | ={{color|white|The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ History of FloridaMan}}= | ||
It all started in 19'' | It all started in 19''66'' when FloridaMan was made by [[Michael Rodent|{{color|Yellow|Michael Rodent}}]] in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of [[Minnie Rodent|Minnie]]. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice. ย | ||
== His | =={{color|white|His z e a k years}}== | ||
FloridaMan, unlike the ''other'' Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to [[Ohio|{{color|Yellow|Lower Ohio}}]] and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied. | |||
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=={{color|white|๐ฃ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ช}}== | |||
*Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and overall doing stupid crazy shit. | |||
Latest revision as of 21:20, 2 June 2026
FLORIDA-MAN
Florida-Man is a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ supervillain who throws gators at people while occasionally throwing pipe bombs and sex toys at store managers. Florida Man has been shown to like "cฮธbdอกสยถโขยซยป" and takes the title of it proudly. He also took part in the Invasion of Ohio and got angry, blowing up everything in Ohio, which isn't cool. Here is a very cool picture of him:
Also, He takes the role in helping ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐gators out into the wild. He does drugs in Freaky High which include Duracell batteries, specifically the mega ones, and METH.
The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ History of FloridaMan
It all started in 1966 when FloridaMan was made by Michael Rodent in his bed while he was gooning to a naked poster of Minnie. Suddenly, one of those tiny sperm decided to grow and it became Florida Man. It didn't take long before he went out of control and ran up to Canada within 5.4 zeptoseconds and threw his creator Walt Disney in a freezing lake in Nunavut, encasing him completely in ice.
His z e a k years
FloridaMan, unlike the other Florida Men knew outside of Florida and got angry at them because they look different. So, In 2021, the peak of Ohio, He went up to Lower Ohio and made it his mission to find the leader of Ohio and kill him. Unfortunately, He couldn't make it because of the Gen Alphas and their awful humor. So, he joined the invasion of Ohio and went back to Florida, satisfied.
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- Being a Floridian, Florida-Man loves gators, beaches, and overall doing stupid crazy shit.