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Matt Cosman TBA TBA TBA
1930s Cartoon Character, also known as Matthew W. Cosman, is the inventor of Japan (his most prized possession), Brazil, and Cryllic is a character from some obscure webseries. His exact relation to the New Norm is unclear, but he has a secret stash of normal beer. Despite sharing the same name, he is not to be confused with that one Mii. He goes incredibly furious over very little things and will attack you if you do something like that. He has killed 1 million people as of now. AbilitiesMatt has so many abilities he's stronger than every character except the ones in the Zalpha Council. He can defeat literally anyone. If you try to attack him, he’ll just dodge you like it’s freakin’ Undertale and attack you back. Try dodging him and it won't work. Keep doing that and he'll go into his final form. It should also be noted he can revive himself an unlimited amount of times. People think his only weapon is a karate belt, but actually he has a ton more than that. Matt can also transform into literally anything; here is a full list:
And if he is in his final form there is no logical way to defeat him. Trivia
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