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Revision as of 20:38, 2 June 2026

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Matt Cosman

マシュー・W・コスマン
satan himself.
Created by:
SegasonicFanatic
Voiced by:
Kaie Goodman (English)

Pavin Suakham (Thai)

Biographical Information
Chronological Age:
Sex:
Male
Fantasy Race:
Unknown but it’s definitely not a human
Occupation(s):
Hitman and criminal
Wokeness:
999 googol
Criminal Record:
a ton of em
Kill Count:
1 million
Status:
Alive (and always will be)
Familial Information
Brother(s):
Jamm Cosman
Other Relative(s):
Croctra MacGuffin
Relationship Statuses
Enemies:
a full list is here

1930s Cartoon Character, also known as Matthew W. Cosman, is the inventor of Japan (his most prized possession), Brazil, and Cryllic is a character from some obscure webseries. His exact relation to the New Norm is unclear, but he has a secret stash of normal beer. Despite sharing the same name, he is not to be confused with that one Mii. He goes incredibly furious over very little things and will attack you if you do something like that. He has killed 1 million people as of now.

Abilities

An example of Matt attacking someone
his final form

Matt has so many abilities he's stronger than every character except the ones in the Zalpha Council.

He can defeat literally anyone. If you try to attack him, he’ll just dodge you like it’s freakin’ Undertale and attack you back. Try dodging him and it won't work. Keep doing that and he'll go into his final form. It should also be noted he can revive himself an unlimited amount of times. People think his only weapon is a karate belt, but actually he has a ton more than that. Matt can also transform into literally anything; here is a full list:

  • The state of Texas
  • A Tesla Cybertruck
  • Chiaki Nanami
  • Donald Trump
  • That ancient Panamanian illustration called the Huaca
  • Daddy Pig
  • Special dough
  • A skyscraper
  • Himself
  • An entire movie theater
  • The Fandom UI and interface
  • Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents
  • Super Drunk from Bubble Bobble
  • A sniper rifle
  • Dopefish
  • Mr. Needlemouse
  • An entire hotel
  • The Great Wall of China
  • The Roaring Knight from Deltarune (his final form)

And if he is in his final form there is no logical way to defeat him.

Trivia

  • He has his own spinoff show called Under Matt’s Head (this takes place in the Epaverse and is not connected to Crazy Compositions, the original show he’s from).
  • He is somewhere in real life. We just don't know yet.
  • He secretly controls every single character here because he is a hivemind.
  • He invented emergency override/local access alert systems.
  • He hates everything and everyone, even the people in his group Idiots Going To War, and plans to kill them all.
  • He has a page on the Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki, the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki, the Sonic Oddities Wiki and The New Norm Fanon Wiki.
  • When he heard the words “composite video” being said at an electronics store he quickly went on a bulldozer. Firmly holding onto the steering wheel and listening to the Sonic 1 invincibility theme in earrape full blast on his AirPods, he yelled “TBA” at the top of his lungs, going all the way to Japan and crashing into the entrance to Super Potato (the store in Akihabara) making the second floor shake like an earthquake. 3 people were hurt and Matt got arrested.
  • He has raided the ROBOT HOUSE.
  • One of the wiki’s mods, BuckShufflerTheThing, said that every fanon wiki should have a Matt page to be considered one. Believe it or not, one of them actually had a Matt page, predating the one here.
  • He has been spotted in an old YouTube video from 2011. He has always been here. Watching.