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'''Captain 1''' is the pre-timeskip evil number captain and precessor to [[Mr. Game & Watch]] who tried to suck out the fun out of the [[League of Gangstas]] by bribing officials, heroes, and villians to become NPC. Compared to [[Captain 0]] who only allows safe satire to fend off straight up lawlessness, Captain 1 is completely devoid of any humor or satire at all. His last move was creating the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] making amends to his former enemy prior to his utter destruction in hopes to keep the [[UnHyperverse]] alive with Captain 0 and his [[Undefeatables]]. As the sum of 0+1, he opposes any attempt for Captain 0 to have any fun at all, as he hates amusement. His assigned Number Captain number is his evil formula to do random evil things. In other words, he was the main antagonist of the UnUniverse until the UnHyperverse's destruction, now his agenda is passed on to Mr. Game & Watch in a different era of the [[Omniverse]] where the status quo no longer offers any fun at all. The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society hates both him, Captain 0, and the | '''Captain 1''' is the pre-timeskip evil number captain and precessor to [[Mr. Game & Watch]] who tried to suck out the fun out of the [[League of Gangstas]] by bribing officials, heroes, and villians to become NPC. Compared to [[Captain 0]] who only allows safe satire to fend off straight up lawlessness, Captain 1 is completely devoid of any humor or satire at all. His last move was creating the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] with former villain [[Dan McNeely]] making amends to his former enemy prior to his utter destruction in hopes to keep the [[UnHyperverse]] alive with Captain 0 and his [[Undefeatables]]. As the sum of 0+1, he opposes any attempt for Captain 0 to have any fun at all, as he hates amusement. His assigned Number Captain number is his evil formula to do random evil things. In other words, he was the main antagonist of the UnUniverse until the UnHyperverse's destruction, now his agenda is passed on to Mr. Game & Watch in a different era of the [[Omniverse]] where the status quo no longer offers any fun at all. The [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] hates both him, Captain 0, and the [[Legion of Captains|Number Captains]] as a whole, viewing Captain 0 as a slippery slope towards more NPCism and Captain 1 as a humorless being. | ||
==Relationship with Captain 0== | ==Relationship with Captain 0== | ||
He is the mascot of the deleted [[Anything Wiki]] | He is the mascot of the deleted [[Anything Wiki]] who kills anyone on spot with his Fandom Reich mods if someone writes false information. The people on Anything Wiki are people that read encyclopedias all day, obsess over adding reasonable information on articles, and people that got kicked out of Wikipedia for being too humorless for even their mods. He always wants to kill Captain 0 and always has tedious plans. He hates memes and all other forms of fun, so he will kill [[Troll|trolls]], YTMND fads and other fun things. He would do anything to push the Fandom Reich to further censor the already mod infested UnAnything Wiki and is the one of the few to hate [[Chuck Norris]] back when he wasn't a stale flanderized Super Sue meme. | ||
During the height of his rivalry with Captain 0, he had combined the most NPC parts of the most NPC inventions to create the ultimate FED-approved telescope used for stalking Captain 0 and Unanything Wiki. He may be one of the weaker villains, yet he was one of the biggest most recurring threats to the [[UnHyperverse]]! | |||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He sometimes plots NPC schemes with King Chicken. | *He sometimes plots NPC schemes with King Chicken. | ||
*He was responsible for having Chickens be associated with NPCism and created Chickenverse to torture Chickens. | *He was responsible for having Chickens be associated with NPCism and created Chickenverse to torture Chickens. | ||
*He really doesn't like ducks. | |||
*He died along with Captain 0 during the Dimensional Merge. | |||
*PETA used to go after him. | *PETA used to go after him. | ||
*Captain 1 is actually closer to Captain 0 than you'd think, because Captain Zero is #1, and Captain 1 is a really big zero. | *Captain 1 is actually closer to Captain 0 than you'd think, because Captain Zero is #1, and Captain 1 is a really big zero. | ||
Latest revision as of 11:41, 21 May 2026
Captain 1 is the pre-timeskip evil number captain and precessor to Mr. Game & Watch who tried to suck out the fun out of the League of Gangstas by bribing officials, heroes, and villians to become NPC. Compared to Captain 0 who only allows safe satire to fend off straight up lawlessness, Captain 1 is completely devoid of any humor or satire at all. His last move was creating the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society with former villain Dan McNeely making amends to his former enemy prior to his utter destruction in hopes to keep the UnHyperverse alive with Captain 0 and his Undefeatables. As the sum of 0+1, he opposes any attempt for Captain 0 to have any fun at all, as he hates amusement. His assigned Number Captain number is his evil formula to do random evil things. In other words, he was the main antagonist of the UnUniverse until the UnHyperverse's destruction, now his agenda is passed on to Mr. Game & Watch in a different era of the Omniverse where the status quo no longer offers any fun at all. The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society hates both him, Captain 0, and the Number Captains as a whole, viewing Captain 0 as a slippery slope towards more NPCism and Captain 1 as a humorless being.
Relationship with Captain 0
He is the mascot of the deleted Anything Wiki who kills anyone on spot with his Fandom Reich mods if someone writes false information. The people on Anything Wiki are people that read encyclopedias all day, obsess over adding reasonable information on articles, and people that got kicked out of Wikipedia for being too humorless for even their mods. He always wants to kill Captain 0 and always has tedious plans. He hates memes and all other forms of fun, so he will kill trolls, YTMND fads and other fun things. He would do anything to push the Fandom Reich to further censor the already mod infested UnAnything Wiki and is the one of the few to hate Chuck Norris back when he wasn't a stale flanderized Super Sue meme.
During the height of his rivalry with Captain 0, he had combined the most NPC parts of the most NPC inventions to create the ultimate FED-approved telescope used for stalking Captain 0 and Unanything Wiki. He may be one of the weaker villains, yet he was one of the biggest most recurring threats to the UnHyperverse!
Trivia
- He has a second home in NPC Hell, were he thinks up evil things to do with Perkins Miller, Hitler's clone and the Teletubbies.
- He always dreams about strangling Captain 0.
- He admires Mr. Game & Watch.
- He sometimes plots NPC schemes with King Chicken.
- He was responsible for having Chickens be associated with NPCism and created Chickenverse to torture Chickens.
- He really doesn't like ducks.
- He died along with Captain 0 during the Dimensional Merge.
- PETA used to go after him.
- Captain 1 is actually closer to Captain 0 than you'd think, because Captain Zero is #1, and Captain 1 is a really big zero.
- Captain 1 is after Captain 2 because of math. Math is good.
- He's evil, but the Gestalt infected Neo-Satanist number captains (if they haven't been killed off) are considered more evil.