Big Dick Randy

"Dear all trick or treaters, I'm coming back for that ass! If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed! I ain't pulling up in no granny costume, that shit hard to run in! I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in!" - Big Dick Randy

Randall Bigdickinson,famously known as Big Dick Randy, is a true ass freaker. He has a whole fuckin song dedicated to him despite the fact that he only cums out every October 31st (he's actually dead any other day and rises from his grave on halloween) just to fuck trick-or-treaters. He says he does this because "they're evil as fuck and are a part of the occult" but in reality he's just horny as fuck and wants bitches. out of everyone, jax is his 1# bitch and he gay fucks him everyday since he drags him down to his grave every time halloween ends and fucks him anally all year. He also shoves corn up his ass which is canonically why he's afraid of them

Personality

Big Dick Randy is a psychotic, sadistic, ruthless, maniacal, disgusting pervert with a sick obsession with raping people on Halloween (and on one instance Christmas). Randy takes great pride in his actions, shows no shame in them and even likes to spread fear and panic among people. He put up posters of him ripping people’s butts off and even went out of his way to taunt people about his horrific plans to rape people on Halloween and tell them they can’t escape or stop him. Although he did give DigBar a chance to stop him in one-on-one duel he didn’t even show him respect and called him a “big bitch” insisting he would not win. He also lacks any honor or integrity as despite promising to disappear if DigBar wins their fight he goes back on his word and continues to rape people on Halloween.