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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
He was born on a farm in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. His parents were the sons of [[Farmer Dale]] some fucking how. He learned how to use a tank at the age of 1. He once transformed into a thermonuclear bomb and nuked your anus. He hears voices daily | He was born on a farm in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. His parents were the sons of [[Farmer Dale]] some fucking how. He learned how to use a tank at the age of 1. He once transformed into a thermonuclear bomb and nuked your anus. He hears voices daily which tell him to peel off his skin. | ||
He has a kill count of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000. | He has a kill count of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 and counting. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
Revision as of 12:36, 8 February 2026
Uncle Duck! is a minor NPC villain in the Freaky Saga. He slaughtered millions of children with a comically large car randomly back in 1984. He is a follower of Judge Holden and backs up most of his plans. He is a huge fan of horrific medieval torture devices and uses them regularly on people he doesn't like.
He is a fucking sociopath
Background
He was born on a farm in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. His parents were the sons of Farmer Dale some fucking how. He learned how to use a tank at the age of 1. He once transformed into a thermonuclear bomb and nuked your anus. He hears voices daily which tell him to peel off his skin.
He has a kill count of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 and counting.
Trivia
- he has a foreskin
- he fucked your wife
- he is an uncle
- he is a duck