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Revision as of 12:08, 8 February 2026
Uncle Duck! is a minor NPC villain in the Freaky Saga. He slaughtered millions of children with a comically large car randomly back in 1984. He is a follower of Judge Holden and backs up most of his plans. He is a huge fan of horrific medieval torture devices and uses them regularly on people he doesn't like.
He is a fucking sociopath
Background
He was born on a farm in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. His parents were the sons of Farmer Dale some fucking how. He learned how to use a tank at the age of 1. He once transformed into a thermonuclear bomb and nuked your anus. He hears voices daily that tell him to peel off his skin.
He has a kill count of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Trivia
- he has a foreskin
- he fucked your wife
- he is an uncle
- he is a duck