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'''The Soutc''' ''(ミスター・メトクル Mister Metokur)'' is an absoulte piece of shit and big ass simp. He likes to go vroom and hit stuff with his long stick thing. | |||
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|-|Ḉ̸̨̧̡̡̢̪̤̪͓͙̘̥͔̝͎̮̠̼̤͖͖̝͚̮͍̦̜̬̻̳͎̞̥̮̣̳̙̗̮̭͓̟͈̮͑͛̽̏̉̈͋́̉͆́͆́̆̎̈́̅͘͜͜͜͝͝ͅh̶̡̟̰̥̺̻̰̹̲̦͓̘̦͈̪̞̩̠̦̯̺̦͕̳̘̩͉͍̩͚͚̥̑̃̂́̉̕͜͜͜i̶̧̧̨̧̡̡̨̧̛̛̝͈̘̰̪͚͙͍̘̰̫̩̙̝̪̟͎͉̬̬̼͈͔͈͕̩̹͓̰͔͕͎͚̮̝͉̅̊͑͊͌̉̂̒̔̈́̇͗̐̇̄̐͐͘͜͝c̶̲̘̯͈͓͕̱̩̙̩̄̍̓̾̇͘͝ḳ̵̢̡̢̨̥̹̻̠͕̬͙̭̲͕̮̰̲̘̠̼͉̣̤̹͔͚͉̲̜̤̙̮͍̮̹̲̹̰̱̜̼̥̝̌̉͆̋̈́̂̈́͌̌̂͛̉̋̈́̽̊̊̑͒̽̉͐̏̿̒͑̌́̅̔̽̏̾̄̃͜͠͠n̶̨̡̧̨̗͎̰̲̯̬͎̺̤͋͆̈́̈́̅͒̄͋̽̆̔̑̓̿̒̓́́͌̄̾͌̈́͆̕͜͝͝ȩ̸̡̨̱͚̭̪̘̻̹̯̪͕̗̗̣̠̮̘̼͓͙̦̪̮̪͇͌͆͗̎̓̀̃̅̏̾́̇̄̽̊͌͛̾́̌̐̈͋̋͑͐̀̈̆̚͘͜͠͝ͅͅ ̶̢̨̧̧̛̛̛̼̩͇͓̫̦͚̼̱̻̺̯̠͔͇̝͇̞̤͇̲̜̤̝͓̙̖͕̗̺̗͓͔͓̑̾̌̅̂̌̽̅̈͂̾̒͋̆̐̇̓̑̌͌̎̚̕͜͜͜͠ͅN̶̨̨̧͚̟̦̖̣̻̮̯̙̺̱̻̫̯̠͉̯̰̺̲̩͔̻̝͚̻̹͍̖̗͖̻̜̮͂̑̌̊u̷̢̨̺̜̥̖̬̪̲̼̘͓̙̓͑̀̈́̊͒͒̇̀̉́́͊̄̅́̇̃̈́̊̽̍̆͐̀́̊̋́̓͘͘͜͝͝͝g̷̠̫̘̯̰̗̼̻̜̟̬͕̲̖̤̩̯͚͍̫̘͈̥̗̻͕̙̟̿̀́͒͒͌̎̀̆͆̀͂̕͝ģ̸͙̦̤̠̝̪̳̜̹̠̭̣͖̮̼̯̰͚͊͋͋̾̒͊̀̂͐͋̒̔̍́̂̋͌ȩ̴̡̛̪̜͔̩͉̣͈̺̗̼̗͍̝̝̪͕̳̠̟̥̠̺̜̮̹̪͖̥͚͎̜͙̩̱̳̝̟̝͇̯͚͇̫͇͆͛͌͗̓̾̅̄̔̀͜͠ͅt̴̡̺̮̲̺̝̟̤̺͔͈̺͍̟̟̫̱̞͓̺͖̰̬̻̻̀̀͛̒̈̀̅̿̚͜= | |||
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</tabber>|caption-image="I failed NNN"|fullname=Germany "le déception" Fitzgerald|aliases=Scnot|species=Homophobe|gender=I love my ball|born=1972 - 26, do the math yourself shitlord|family=- [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fftlauws9h1881.png Scout's ultimate MILF mom]<br />- Uncle John<br /><s>- [[The Spy|Spy]] <small>(father)</small></s><br />- [https://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=164 Tom Jones] <small>(father)</small><br />- Henry Emily <small>(oldest brother)</small><br />- [[Biffy Jones]] <small>(2nd oldest brother)</small><br />- The inventor of crocs <small>(brother #3)</small><br />- The guy who asked <small>(brother #4)</small><br />- Gabriel Agreste <small>(brother #5)</small><br />- Dave <small>(brother #6)</small><br />- Quagmire <small>(brother #7)</small><br />- Some white guy <small>(brother #8)</small>|home=Ballston|affiliation=Pew pew|nationality=maybe|job=McDonalds when he was 15|rank=Simp|appears=some game|role=speed}} | |||
==Appearance== | ==Appearance== | ||
[[File: | [[File:Ezgif-6-c98deeb08b.gif|left|frameless|193x193px]] | ||
The Scot has a baby face and wears this gay ass backpack. He also pulls his pants up to make his long white socks visible as if he came from the 60s. He also wears sb gloves and a cappi to hide his shit hair cut. He doesn't cut his toe nails but that's not visible through his shoes. | The Scot has a baby face and wears this gay ass backpack. He also pulls his pants up to make his long white socks visible as if he came from the 60s. He also wears sb gloves and a cappi to hide his shit hair cut. He doesn't cut his toe nails but that's not visible through his shoes. | ||
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LOOK HOW TINY HIS FEET ARE BWAHAHAHHAH<br /><br /><br /> | LOOK HOW TINY HIS FEET ARE BWAHAHAHHAH<br /><br /><br /> | ||
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==About== | ==About == | ||
The Scnit likes fast food and especially fried chicken, which is considered as cultural appropriation from black culture, he also likes to say the N-word besides not having a N-word pass. Demo refuses to give one to him because Sncout rick rolled him 3 years ago. | The Scnit likes fast food and especially fried chicken, which is considered as cultural appropriation from black culture, he also likes to say the N-word besides not having a N-word pass. Demo refuses to give one to him because Sncout rick rolled him 3 years ago. | ||
[[File:Simp.png|left|thumb|Scoot's cleanest body pillow]] | [[File:Simp.png|left|thumb|Scoot's cleanest body pillow|197x197px]] | ||
He is an abosule simp for Miss Pauling and has a bunch of body pillows of her. He also tried to steal her underwear once but after sniffing on it a lot of times it turned out it was Heavy's thong all along. This incident caused him to be afraid of underwear and he therefore let's his balls jiggle freely inside his pants. | He is an abosule simp for Miss Pauling and has a bunch of body pillows of her. He also tried to steal her underwear once but after sniffing on it a lot of times it turned out it was Heavy's thong all along. This incident caused him to be afraid of underwear and he therefore let's his balls jiggle freely inside his pants. | ||
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In his freetime he throws paper planes at walmart employees and watch videos that biffy made.<br /><br /> | In his freetime he throws paper planes at walmart employees and watch videos that biffy made.<br /><br /> | ||
[[File:Omg me.jpg|left|thumb|Snout sex]] | [[File:Omg me.jpg|left|thumb|Snout sex|233x233px]] | ||
[[File:Scout-uncle-john.jpg|left|thumb|Uncle John|border|219x219px]] | |||
He is very homophobic and insults gay people saying ew when he sees them, yet got buttfucked by the [[The Sniper|Sniper]] for weeks. Since Sbout has no muscles and is just a fucking stick with tiny feet, Sniper thought he is a female and therefore fucked him. Not that the [[The Sniper|Sniper]] is straight, but, you know, he is more into beefy oily men and not... Skauts. Scanat is still convinced that he, in fact, is not gay. | He is very homophobic and insults gay people saying ew when he sees them, yet got buttfucked by the [[The Sniper|Sniper]] for weeks. Since Sbout has no muscles and is just a fucking stick with tiny feet, Sniper thought he is a female and therefore fucked him. Not that the [[The Sniper|Sniper]] is straight, but, you know, he is more into beefy oily men and not... Skauts. Scanat is still convinced that he, in fact, is not gay. | ||
Btw in case you're asking, his butthole is tight. | Btw in case you're asking, his butthole is tight. | ||
Zcout constantly hits trash cans with melee to get weapons because he doesn't understand the drop system.<br /> | Zcout constantly hits trash cans with melee to get weapons because he doesn't understand the drop system.<br /> | ||
[[File:Scout-uncle-john. | [[File:Scout-uncle-john-disneyland.png|left|thumb|Skneot and Uncle John at Disenyland|215x215px]] | ||
[[File:Scout- | [[File:Huh.jpg|left|thumb|Update? The fuck that?|155x155px]] | ||
[[File:Uncle-john-scout-home.png|thumb|Spout earliest memories of Uncle John (I edited this with a mouse please kill me)]] | [[File:Seggs-questionmark.png|left|thumb|Sex?|180x180px]] | ||
[[File:Scout-killing-his-younger-siblings.gif|left|thumb|Spy no balls update<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTjWbb3vhlg Underrated artist I swear</ref>|197x197px]][[File:F2p.png|left|frameless|75x75px]][[File:Plottwist.png|left|thumb|Spy revealing he is Uncle John (Comic #7 leak of 2023)|175x175px]] | |||
[[File:Not-gae.gif|right]] | |||
[[File:Uncle-john-scout-home.png|thumb|Spout earliest memories of Uncle John (I edited this with a mouse please kill me)|235x235px]] | |||
He loves to spend time with his uncle John. Especially when the Scboot was a child, they often went to McDonalds, he loves to collect those cheap plastic toys. John is also a very nice and funny guy and always played with scuot, he never really interacted with the other siblings of him, Scaat was just his favoutire tiny man, almost if there was a special reason for it. John was like the father Scniot never had, he also picked him up from school when his mom didn't have the time, whenever someone bullied him, he would tell John and he never saw the bully again, almost as if he got assasinated, put in a bag and thrown down a lake 68,5 miles away from the city, but the bully probably just changed school. Scints favourite memory with John was when they went to Disneyland, he even got a tiny Mickey plushie, he loved to take his plushy to dinner table and act like feeding it. Sadly when John had to go to work, he was gone for pretty long, a few months at least, Sacout never got to know what he worked as, but he thinks it was something in france because John has this weird accent. When Scnut was 15, John came back from one of his endless long working times. After they spend a lot of time together, John wanted to tell him something that seemed to be pretty important, Scabbout remembers him saying "Jeremy, I have to tell you something... something I wanted to tell you since a long time", but John struggled to tell him, so much that he couldn't, John just said he will tell him tomorrow, but he never came back. Scawout still misses him till this day.<br /><br /><br /> | He loves to spend time with his uncle John. Especially when the Scboot was a child, they often went to McDonalds, he loves to collect those cheap plastic toys. John is also a very nice and funny guy and always played with scuot, he never really interacted with the other siblings of him, Scaat was just his favoutire tiny man, almost if there was a special reason for it. John was like the father Scniot never had, he also picked him up from school when his mom didn't have the time, whenever someone bullied him, he would tell John and he never saw the bully again, almost as if he got assasinated, put in a bag and thrown down a lake 68,5 miles away from the city, but the bully probably just changed school. Scints favourite memory with John was when they went to Disneyland, he even got a tiny Mickey plushie, he loved to take his plushy to dinner table and act like feeding it. Sadly when John had to go to work, he was gone for pretty long, a few months at least, Sacout never got to know what he worked as, but he thinks it was something in france because John has this weird accent. When Scnut was 15, John came back from one of his endless long working times. After they spend a lot of time together, John wanted to tell him something that seemed to be pretty important, Scabbout remembers him saying "Jeremy, I have to tell you something... something I wanted to tell you since a long time", but John struggled to tell him, so much that he couldn't, John just said he will tell him tomorrow, but he never came back. Scawout still misses him till this day.<br /><br /><br /> | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
[[File:Screenshot 20231115 002546 YouTube.png|thumb| | [[File:Screenshot 20231115 002546 YouTube.png|thumb|Shat-out when he sees Medic x Heavy sex|165x165px]] | ||
Sconot was born in boston something before the 1960s. Since his mother bore 8 more children (what a whore) she couldn't keep track of baby Sneuot all the time, that's why she acidentally left him in the dish washer once. The Dr. said he only has slight brain damage,... hah yeah sure. | Sconot was born in boston something before the 1960s. Since his mother bore 8 more children (what a whore) she couldn't keep track of baby Sneuot all the time, that's why she acidentally left him in the dish washer once. The Dr. said he only has slight brain damage,... hah yeah sure. | ||
Pretty early in life he noticed not the strongest is the one getting the best part of the fried chicken at dinner, but the fastest. Since then he trains everyday to be as speed as possible. | Pretty early in life he noticed not the strongest is the one getting the best part of the fried chicken at dinner, but the fastest. Since then he trains everyday to be as speed as possible. | ||
His first crush was Dora the Explorer after watching the show numerous times. | His first crush was Dora the Explorer after watching the show numerous times. | ||
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His mom forced him to get the job to be the Scaet with 8 other dudes doing smthing else. She said he should go to there to "meet someone important and get the questions answered he always asked", he doesn't know what that means, maybe a reference to someone who's working there too, but idk. | His mom forced him to get the job to be the Scaet with 8 other dudes doing smthing else. She said he should go to there to "meet someone important and get the questions answered he always asked", he doesn't know what that means, maybe a reference to someone who's working there too, but idk. | ||
[[File:Pauling-jar.png|thumb|<center>???</center>]] | [[File:Pauling-jar.png|thumb|<center>???</center>|217x217px]] | ||
Years later Miss Pauling started to work there too, she made him have the absolute rock hardest boner he ever had and the best nut too. He always tried to hit on her but according to Scazter himself "she is just to blind to notice him even with the glasses". | Years later Miss Pauling started to work there too, she made him have the absolute rock hardest boner he ever had and the best nut too. He always tried to hit on her but according to Scazter himself "she is just to blind to notice him even with the glasses". | ||
In order to impress Miss Pauling and making her his roblox gf, he got a BBL surgery by medic and is currently known as big slappy (pls unbann him Steam). She still isn't interested in him but every other merc wanna smash. | In order to impress Miss Pauling and making her his roblox gf, he got a BBL surgery by medic and is currently known as big slappy (pls unbann him Steam). She still isn't interested in him but every other merc wanna smash. | ||
During an epic fight with robots Scent got injured and was near death, but just seconds before his brain shut down more than it ever could, Tom Jones appeared telling him he is his father. Finally he knew who his father is, Sdout was able to die in peace. In heaven God was absolutely happy to see Secout up there, asking him how many girls he did '''S E X''' with, dissapointed to find out that the Sacent didn't have sex with literally EVERY FUCKING PENISN'T PERSON ON EARTH he wanted to destroy the entire planet, but Sqpeut convinced him otherwise and got revived, now ladies please fuck with him or climate change will continue.<ref>https://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=181</ref><br /> | It is a well known fact that Sdatout likes to yeet balls hardcore to the next universe, with the sandman for example, since he's a baseball fan. On june 12, 1969 Kscout continued fullfilling his passion and kicked spy's balls so hard that he is still in coma since. He didn't even realize what he has done since he just wanted to punch balls as it's baseballs tradition. [[File:Scout-fails-NNN.gif|thumb|Scnout getting cought watching porn during NNN<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBjhWuN7UfQ&list=LL&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB I love this person</ref>|209x209px]] | ||
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Later that year, Scuit got caught masturbating and watching porn in the basement by Spy. It also happened to be November 2nd. Because of Spy, Snoot was unable to claim that he beat NNN as he did in the years prior to that. | |||
<br />During an epic fight with robots Scent got injured and was near death, but just seconds before his brain shut down more than it ever could, Tom Jones appeared telling him he is his father. Finally he knew who his father is, Sdout was able to die in peace. In heaven God was absolutely happy to see Secout up there, asking him how many girls he did '''S E X''' with, dissapointed to find out that the Sacent didn't have sex with literally EVERY FUCKING PENISN'T PERSON ON EARTH he wanted to destroy the entire planet, but Sqpeut convinced him otherwise and got revived, now ladies please fuck with him or climate change will continue.<ref>https://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=181</ref><br /> | |||
In the [[Team Fortress 2 Comic 7 (leaked)|unreleased TF2 comic #7]], Scawazt was chilling on a bench until he finally saw him again, it was Uncle John, after all these years he saw him again for the first time. They fist bumped and went to an amusement park near their location. On the ferris wheel Csout was complaining how much he hated this [[The Spy|spy]] guy he had to work with, he complained about other stuff to but this was the only part where Uncle John acted weird, he told him reasons why the Spy dude might act like this but Sbanana just thought he has no idea, he would have to meet him once to understand that spy sucks. Days later during a mission where they wanted to beat up the administrator, Scan and Spy got into a heated argument, it almost escalated until there was silence,... a minute later Spy broke the quiet atmosphere and said "I'm sorry, Jeremy" and took of his mask, it was shocking, it has turned out that [[The Spy|Spy]] was UNCLE JOHN ALL ALONG!!!!! "Uncle John???!!!", Satout said, Spy replied: "I'm not your Uncle. Jeremy, I am your father". Epic plottwist music played until the entire building exploded, with the [[The Engineer|engineer]] in his god form about to change the past, and then that one retarded text in the corner appeared with "To be continued". | |||
Scout died to a robot accident during a part time job at a pizza place 1987.<ref>https://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=188</ref><br /><br /><br /> | Scout died to a robot accident during a part time job at a pizza place 1987.<ref>https://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=188</ref><br /><br /><br /> | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia == | ||
[[File:Tumblr ofc it is.jpg|thumb|This is why you should never wear skirts at 2Fort]] | [[File:Tumblr ofc it is.jpg|thumb|This is why you should never wear skirts at 2Fort|216x216px]] | ||
*He likes to build houses in Minecraft creative mode and shows it to his mom. | *He likes to build houses in Minecraft creative mode and shows it to his mom. | ||
*He wasn't allowed to watch Spongebob but he did it anyways. | *He wasn't allowed to watch Spongebob but he did it anyways. | ||
*If Sc9938t wouldn't constatly run around, his overconsume of fast food would make him weight more than Nikocado Avocado. | *If Sc9938t wouldn't constatly run around, his overconsume of fast food would make him weight more than [[Nikocado Avocado]]. | ||
*He has a croc jibbitz collection. | *He has a croc jibbitz collection. | ||
*He plays TF2 with a controller. | *He plays TF2 with a controller. | ||
*He doesn't eat the edge of the pizza. | *He doesn't eat the edge of the pizza. | ||
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*He is too stupid to write his name right. | *He is too stupid to write his name right. | ||
*He doesn't like being healed by medic because he doesn't want men to be behind him cuz that's gay.[[File:Painis.gif|thumb|Straightest TF2 player|none]] | *He doesn't like being healed by medic because he doesn't want men to be behind him cuz that's gay.[[File:Painis.gif|thumb|Straightest TF2 player|none|172x172px]] | ||
*He really likes buckets of chicken | *He really likes buckets of chicken | ||
*He is that one guy that crumples the toilet paper to wipe his ass. | * He is that one guy that crumples the toilet paper to wipe his ass. | ||
*Has a misspelled "Sex Bomb" tattoo on his chest. | *Has a misspelled "Sex Bomb" tattoo on his chest. | ||
*He actually believes the earth is round. | * He actually believes the earth is round. | ||
*Not sigma | *Not sigma | ||
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*He likes DC more than Marvel. | *He likes DC more than Marvel. | ||
*Tits > ass | *Tits > ass | ||
*Lost one nippel due to a squirrel and too much alcohol. | * Lost one nippel due to a squirrel and too much alcohol. | ||
*He contributed in [[The Sniper|Sniper's]] amount of Jarate. | *He contributed in [[The Sniper|Sniper's]] amount of Jarate. | ||
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*Registered Sex offender.<ref>https://www.teamfortress.com/thecontract/#f=12</ref> | *Registered Sex offender.<ref>https://www.teamfortress.com/thecontract/#f=12</ref> | ||
[[File:Eww.jpg|thumb|"Look at your small penis, it disgusts me"]]<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> | [[File:Eww.jpg|thumb|"Look at your small penis, it disgusts me"|248x248px]]<references /> | ||
[[File:Sigma-scout.png|left|thumb|251x251px|What Sgout thinks he looks like]] | |||
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== Comments == | |||
Did the scout ever even go to scouts? | |||
<br />-- [[User:Ninespit|Ninespit]] ([[User talk:Ninespit|talk]]) 10:04, 6 January 2026 (EST) | |||
Latest revision as of 11:04, 6 January 2026
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The Soutc (ミスター・メトクル Mister Metokur) is an absoulte piece of shit and big ass simp. He likes to go vroom and hit stuff with his long stick thing.
| The Sout | ||
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Real Name |
Germany "le déception" Fitzgerald | |
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Alias(es) |
Scnot | |
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Species |
Homophobe | |
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Sex |
I love my ball | |
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Date of Birth |
1972 - 26, do the math yourself shitlord | |
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Nationality |
maybe | |
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Relative(s) |
- Scout's ultimate MILF mom | |
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Residence |
Ballston | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Pew pew | |
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Occupation(s) |
McDonalds when he was 15 | |
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Rank |
Simp | |
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First Appearance |
some game | |
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Role |
speed | |
Appearance[edit | edit source]
The Scot has a baby face and wears this gay ass backpack. He also pulls his pants up to make his long white socks visible as if he came from the 60s. He also wears sb gloves and a cappi to hide his shit hair cut. He doesn't cut his toe nails but that's not visible through his shoes.
He is also cringely unmuscular.
LOOK HOW TINY HIS FEET ARE BWAHAHAHHAH
About[edit | edit source]
The Scnit likes fast food and especially fried chicken, which is considered as cultural appropriation from black culture, he also likes to say the N-word besides not having a N-word pass. Demo refuses to give one to him because Sncout rick rolled him 3 years ago.
He is an abosule simp for Miss Pauling and has a bunch of body pillows of her. He also tried to steal her underwear once but after sniffing on it a lot of times it turned out it was Heavy's thong all along. This incident caused him to be afraid of underwear and he therefore let's his balls jiggle freely inside his pants.
He is also very stupid and can't even use a fucking microwave, especially not the oven. That one night were he tried to make himself frozen pizza got him permanately banned from the kitchen.
In his freetime he throws paper planes at walmart employees and watch videos that biffy made.
He is very homophobic and insults gay people saying ew when he sees them, yet got buttfucked by the Sniper for weeks. Since Sbout has no muscles and is just a fucking stick with tiny feet, Sniper thought he is a female and therefore fucked him. Not that the Sniper is straight, but, you know, he is more into beefy oily men and not... Skauts. Scanat is still convinced that he, in fact, is not gay.
Btw in case you're asking, his butthole is tight.
Zcout constantly hits trash cans with melee to get weapons because he doesn't understand the drop system.
Spy no balls update[1]
He loves to spend time with his uncle John. Especially when the Scboot was a child, they often went to McDonalds, he loves to collect those cheap plastic toys. John is also a very nice and funny guy and always played with scuot, he never really interacted with the other siblings of him, Scaat was just his favoutire tiny man, almost if there was a special reason for it. John was like the father Scniot never had, he also picked him up from school when his mom didn't have the time, whenever someone bullied him, he would tell John and he never saw the bully again, almost as if he got assasinated, put in a bag and thrown down a lake 68,5 miles away from the city, but the bully probably just changed school. Scints favourite memory with John was when they went to Disneyland, he even got a tiny Mickey plushie, he loved to take his plushy to dinner table and act like feeding it. Sadly when John had to go to work, he was gone for pretty long, a few months at least, Sacout never got to know what he worked as, but he thinks it was something in france because John has this weird accent. When Scnut was 15, John came back from one of his endless long working times. After they spend a lot of time together, John wanted to tell him something that seemed to be pretty important, Scabbout remembers him saying "Jeremy, I have to tell you something... something I wanted to tell you since a long time", but John struggled to tell him, so much that he couldn't, John just said he will tell him tomorrow, but he never came back. Scawout still misses him till this day.
History[edit | edit source]
Sconot was born in boston something before the 1960s. Since his mother bore 8 more children (what a whore) she couldn't keep track of baby Sneuot all the time, that's why she acidentally left him in the dish washer once. The Dr. said he only has slight brain damage,... hah yeah sure.
Pretty early in life he noticed not the strongest is the one getting the best part of the fried chicken at dinner, but the fastest. Since then he trains everyday to be as speed as possible.
His first crush was Dora the Explorer after watching the show numerous times.
Dropped from High school.
His mom forced him to get the job to be the Scaet with 8 other dudes doing smthing else. She said he should go to there to "meet someone important and get the questions answered he always asked", he doesn't know what that means, maybe a reference to someone who's working there too, but idk.
Years later Miss Pauling started to work there too, she made him have the absolute rock hardest boner he ever had and the best nut too. He always tried to hit on her but according to Scazter himself "she is just to blind to notice him even with the glasses". In order to impress Miss Pauling and making her his roblox gf, he got a BBL surgery by medic and is currently known as big slappy (pls unbann him Steam). She still isn't interested in him but every other merc wanna smash.
It is a well known fact that Sdatout likes to yeet balls hardcore to the next universe, with the sandman for example, since he's a baseball fan. On june 12, 1969 Kscout continued fullfilling his passion and kicked spy's balls so hard that he is still in coma since. He didn't even realize what he has done since he just wanted to punch balls as it's baseballs tradition.
Scnout getting cought watching porn during NNN[2]
Later that year, Scuit got caught masturbating and watching porn in the basement by Spy. It also happened to be November 2nd. Because of Spy, Snoot was unable to claim that he beat NNN as he did in the years prior to that.
During an epic fight with robots Scent got injured and was near death, but just seconds before his brain shut down more than it ever could, Tom Jones appeared telling him he is his father. Finally he knew who his father is, Sdout was able to die in peace. In heaven God was absolutely happy to see Secout up there, asking him how many girls he did S E X with, dissapointed to find out that the Sacent didn't have sex with literally EVERY FUCKING PENISN'T PERSON ON EARTH he wanted to destroy the entire planet, but Sqpeut convinced him otherwise and got revived, now ladies please fuck with him or climate change will continue.[3]
In the unreleased TF2 comic #7, Scawazt was chilling on a bench until he finally saw him again, it was Uncle John, after all these years he saw him again for the first time. They fist bumped and went to an amusement park near their location. On the ferris wheel Csout was complaining how much he hated this spy guy he had to work with, he complained about other stuff to but this was the only part where Uncle John acted weird, he told him reasons why the Spy dude might act like this but Sbanana just thought he has no idea, he would have to meet him once to understand that spy sucks. Days later during a mission where they wanted to beat up the administrator, Scan and Spy got into a heated argument, it almost escalated until there was silence,... a minute later Spy broke the quiet atmosphere and said "I'm sorry, Jeremy" and took of his mask, it was shocking, it has turned out that Spy was UNCLE JOHN ALL ALONG!!!!! "Uncle John???!!!", Satout said, Spy replied: "I'm not your Uncle. Jeremy, I am your father". Epic plottwist music played until the entire building exploded, with the engineer in his god form about to change the past, and then that one retarded text in the corner appeared with "To be continued".
Scout died to a robot accident during a part time job at a pizza place 1987.[4]
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He likes to build houses in Minecraft creative mode and shows it to his mom.
- He wasn't allowed to watch Spongebob but he did it anyways.
- If Sc9938t wouldn't constatly run around, his overconsume of fast food would make him weight more than Nikocado Avocado.
- He has a croc jibbitz collection.
- He plays TF2 with a controller.
- He doesn't eat the edge of the pizza.
- He is too stupid to write his name right.
- He doesn't like being healed by medic because he doesn't want men to be behind him cuz that's gay.
- He really likes buckets of chicken
- He is that one guy that crumples the toilet paper to wipe his ass.
- Has a misspelled "Sex Bomb" tattoo on his chest.
- He actually believes the earth is round.
- Not sigma
- He likes DC more than Marvel.
- Tits > ass
- Lost one nippel due to a squirrel and too much alcohol.
- He contributed in Sniper's amount of Jarate.
- Unironically enjoys Miraculous.
- Registered Sex offender.[5]
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTjWbb3vhlg Underrated artist I swear
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBjhWuN7UfQ&list=LL&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB I love this person
- ↑ https://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=181
- ↑ https://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=188
- ↑ https://www.teamfortress.com/thecontract/#f=12
Comments[edit | edit source]Did the scout ever even go to scouts?
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