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Stuart Little (C.E.O. of Evil) is an unforgivable, ruthless DEMON FROM THE BOTTOMOST PIT OF HELL who has done countless indescribable horrors. He has committed multiple war crimes against both NPCs and freakers and is a little piece of shit that needs to be instantly destroyed. Fuck this ungrateful bitch!

FUCK THIS FUCKING MOUSE OH MY GOD I HATE THIS EVIL FUCKING RODENT!!!!111

He might be related to Mulmangcho, whoever the fuck he is. His archenemy is remy from ratatouille who is a freaky martial artist.

He is in a homoerotic relationship with EB From Hop.

Hall of Shame

  • he is in freaky bob's client list
  • he started ww1
  • he started ww2
  • he will start ww3
  • he will use sticks and stones during ww4
  • he killed a flock of parrots.
  • he is responsible for every disaster in human history
  • he got freaky with mrs. grilled cheese before elmer married it
  • he does not have the n word pass
  • he hypnotized frederick and eleanor little to adopt him instead of any of the many orphaned children in the orphanage
  • he throws orphans in dumpsters for them to later be crushed in garbage trucks
  • he fed me rat shit disguised as cereal
  • he started vietnam
  • he turned the titanic ship to hit the iceberg
  • he killed bambi's mom
  • he also killed mufasa
  • he killed harambe
  • he killed optimus prime in the 1986 transformers movie
  • he is the reason why Karen Mizuki from JAKQ Dengekitai lost her right arm and dead
  • he is the leader of CRIME
  • he wants to kill Dr. Hรคmsterviel
  • he assassinated archduke franz ferdinand
  • he assassinated JFK
  • when jimmy carter learned of stuart little's despicable actions he was so shocked that he died.
  • he erupted mount vesuvius in 79 AD, the same volcano that destroyed pompeii
  • at 3:00 pm he skins selected people alive in their sleep and wears their skin and pretends to be them the following day
  • he created the state of ohio, skibidi toilet, the gen alpha generation and brainrot in general
  • he is the ohio final boss's true identity
  • he turned cthulhu and lovecraftian horrors into real things
  • he is the creator of teen titans go
  • he showed a young dan schneider a picture of a foot which began his fetish
  • he created the minions and wanted the conquer the world with them but he couldnt train them and they wandered off without him
  • he was friends with austrian painter
  • he is friends with austrian painter's son and helped him remove the peppa pig fanon wiki from existence
  • he has a 10 trillion kill streak
  • he hates freakers
  • he hates you
  • he created the Evil Pet Smart
  • he created the glofish
  • he killed Cade Funfish (Freaky Saga)
  • he will be killed by hidan
  • Penis Man
  • he will also be killed by Hansel
  • he will be deepfried by Vesna
  • he is Anti-Life because he has no life
  • Stuart Little got drowned by Phil Swift

Crimes

He is so evil, he impressed and gained respect from oligarchs domestic and foreign. Thus he legally hasn't committed every single crime imaginable. Instead of trying to look for the crimes he committed personally, it is best to go to the wikipedia page to find a list of crimes and challenge yourself to search for a single one that he didn't commit, cuz it's safe to say that he committed every crime listed there.

If you somehow found a crime he hadn't done, please write any below:

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