Cade Funfish

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⠀⠀Aw man, we're almost out of these!„

— Cade Funfish, on multiple occasions.

Cade Funfish
Cade's appearance
Species	Funfish
Friends	None
Enemies	yeah
Sex
Alignment	Sexy
Status

Cade Bartholomew Jojo Simpson Funfish was a recurring character on Spongebob Squarepants and later becomes one of the major protagonists in Act 1 of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga during the introduction of the Phazon Takeover Arc. He is an orange fish with a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 personality and is the henchman of Dan. He is known for his wacky catchphrases and silly shenanigans.

Biography

Cade's Death

Cade was brutally mauled by a pack of Glofish during the The Great Coral War, and he had died a hero. His final appearance was in "Cade Gets Got".

Funeral

Half of the SpongeBob SquarePants cast, half of the SpongeBob SquarePants fanon series cast, half of the SBFW users, and the entirety of the DeviantART Sonic and Sonichu fanbase attended and participated in the funeral of Cade Funfish. Tamers12345 gave him a few daisies within his tombstone along with Dan. He will be missed more than Stuart. Fuck you, Stuart. Little Bitch! (Whoever in God's name Stuart is...)

Revival and Integration Into the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society

It all started when a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 individual found his revived corpse and brought him back to his old self with the help of Bombcraft. As a revived corpse, he would have no memory of his old self and then he would be unleashed onto society eventually embracing the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. He started of as Franken Fun during his initial revival, but after Bombcraft shifted his allegiance from F-Wad also known as F-Face and towards the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society, both Cade and Bombcraft would switch sides and toss F-Face like the phazon dork he is. After Dr. 𝓯 would F-Up F-Faces life, Cade would go back to his normal color which would then cause both him and Bombcraft to get real 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and become members of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. Bombcraft would then share stories of the now diseased Red Skull and his secret alliances with the Red Anons within Tröll Empire explaining that he was a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy supervillain that fought Mermaid Man during WWII and knew the Red Skull before he died. Cade Funfish would then be enlisted to do all sorts of spiffy acts of terrorism with 𝓓𝓪𝓷 providing all sorts of weapons and gadgets.

Cade with his boss, Dan
Art @ SukiBon

Gallery

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Cade Funray