Aki Goomba: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 21:42, 6 June 2025

She and Gaijin Goomba got divorced. Lol.

"Liar! They are still married!"

I like big gooms and I cannot lie

You other haters can't deny

When that girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And them power ups in yo face you get...

[Power-up Mushroom Sound]

Wanna get a 1-up cause you noticed them puffs was stuffed

Deep in the robe she's wearin'

I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'

OH BABY!

I wanna get wit yo! And take yo picto!

Those haters try to troll me

But them shrooms you got make...

[Fire Balls Sounds]

OOOOH! Aki Goombah...

Wanna get inside those boombas...

So work it... Work it...

Cause you ain't no average goombette!

I see trolls yammerin'...

Ta Hell with their stammerin'!

Her curves are WHAM!!! BOOM!!!

Got it goin like a Gold Crown Shroom

I'm tired of stupid trolls criticizin' lovely rolls!

Get an average goom with her in the room...

He'll get full bloom

SO Aki... Aki...?

You think them haters be wacky?

Then turn around, stick it out!

Even koopas gotta' shout

Goomba got back!

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 ''You other haters can't deny''
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 ''And them power ups in yo face you get...''
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 ''Wanna get a 1-up cause you noticed them puffs was stuffed''
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 ''But them shrooms you got make...''
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 ''OOOOH! Aki Goombah...''
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 ''Even koopas gotta' shout''
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 ''Goomba got back!''
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 ''Goomba got back!''
-''Goomba got back!''
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