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== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
[[File:Bowls.png|left|frameless|431x431px]] | [[File:Bowls.png|left|frameless|431x431px]] | ||
suit, oweng. | suit, oweng (orange). | ||
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== History == | == History == | ||
Gordon grew up in an asian family constantly pressuring him to make something in his (half-)life. In his teenage age he liked to play Wii Party on his friend's console. | Gordon grew up in an asian family constantly pressuring him to make something in his (half-)life. In his teenage age he liked to play Wii Party on his friend's console. | ||
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In 2069 he married the [[Crowbar]] and made Crowbar-human children with her, they were abominations. | In 2069 he married the [[Crowbar]] and made Crowbar-human children with her, they were abominations. | ||
[[File:Bed.jpg|none|thumb|Gordon's bed]] | [[File:Bed.jpg|none|thumb|Gordon's bed]][[File:Bed2.jpg|none|thumb|his bed after changing sheets]] | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
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* He didn't marry Alyx because she was a furry | * He didn't marry Alyx because she was a furry | ||
* I thought Gordon Freeman is a movie actor | * I thought Gordon Freeman is a movie actor | ||
* Is afraid of the color green | * Is afraid of the color [[Lloyd Garmadon|green]] | ||
[[Category:Air fryer owner]] | [[Category:Air fryer owner]] | ||
[[Category:White people]] | [[Category:White people]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:56, 27 December 2024
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Alias(es) |
half-life dude | |
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Species |
crowbar | |
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Sex |
pringles | |
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Date of Birth |
250 GB | |
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Nationality |
White | |
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Relative(s) |
Man from Skibidi Toilet | |
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Residence |
maybe | |
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Occupation(s) |
Sayenc | |
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Rank |
Highly trained professional | |
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First Appearance |
Half-Life | |
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Onlyfans |
He posts feet pics | |
Gordon is an air fryer owner and highly trained professional. People usually don't like him because he just won't stop talking, he especially will talk about his NFT collection.
He also liked to eat vegan KitKats
Appearance[edit | edit source]
suit, oweng (orange).
History[edit | edit source]
Gordon grew up in an asian family constantly pressuring him to make something in his (half-)life. In his teenage age he liked to play Wii Party on his friend's console.
Ones his mother spanked him after she saw he was looking up Gabe Newell Rule 34.
He went to big big school and became a scientists
[insert half-life plott here]
In 2069 he married the Crowbar and made Crowbar-human children with her, they were abominations.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He looks like he uses TikTok
- He didn't marry Alyx because she was a furry
- I thought Gordon Freeman is a movie actor
- Is afraid of the color green