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<blockquote>[[File:Pappy rappy.jpg|thumb|Parappa is literally the same person as him]]"Mom's spaghetti."</blockquote>[[File:Rap Boy.jpg|alt=THE REAL SLIM SHADY!!!!!!!!!!!|thumb|Eminem (main design)]][[File:Eminem main pic.png|thumb|"Leave the competition devastated and hopeless" - RAP BOY]]


Eminem, also known as Slim Shady and Rap Boy, and not to be confused with is the main song writer and music producer of the Scary Godmother Series. His songs play all throughout the movies, games, and even books!
Eminem, also known as Slim Shady and Rap Boy, and not to be confused with is the main song writer and music producer of the Fanboy and Chum Chum Series. His songs play all throughout the movies, games, and even books!


Eminem also is the voice actor for [[Brian Griffin]], and has continuously been voicing the character since 1887.
Eminem also is the voice actor for [[Brian Griffin]], and has continuously been voicing the character since 1887.
[[File:Eminem griddy.gif|thumb|Eminem dancing on his opponent's dead bodies]]
His main role in the Fanboy and Chum Chum franchise though is serving the role of the character, Rap Boy, who plays an anti-hero role. Fairly similar to [[Deadpool]], but like 10x cooler, funnier, and awesomer.


His main role in the Scary Godmother franchise though is serving the role of the character, Rap Boy, who plays an anti-hero role. Fairly similar to [[Deadpool]], but like 10x cooler, funnier, and awesomer.
He is the human form of [[Parappa The Rapper]].
 
== Slim Shady - Fanboy and Chum Chum the Video Game (OST) ==
[Intro]
 
May I have your attention, please?
 
May I have your attention, please?
 
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
 
I repeat
 
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
 
We're gonna have a problem here
 
[Verse 1]
 
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
 
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
 
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
 
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
 
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
 
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
 
And Dr. Dre said
 
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)
 
Feminist women love Eminem
 
"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
 
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
 
Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
 
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
 
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
 
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
 
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
 
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
 
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
 
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
 
By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the ''Discovery Channel'', don't they?
 
We ain't nothin' but mammals
 
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
 
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
 
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
 
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
 
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
 
You might also like
 
[Chorus]
 
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
[Verse 2]
 
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
 
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
 
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
 
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
 
"But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
 
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
 
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
 
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
 
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
 
Little bitch put me on blast on ''MTV''
 
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
 
I should download her audio on MP3
 
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
 
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
 
So I have been sent here to destroy you
 
And there's a million of us just like me
 
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
 
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
 
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
 
[Chorus]
 
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
[Verse 3]
 
I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you
 
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
 
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
 
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
 
I just get on the mic and spit it
 
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
 
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
 
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
 
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm thirty
 
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
 
Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
 
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
 
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
 
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
 
Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
 
With his windows down and his system up
 
So will the real Shady please stand up
 
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
 
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
 
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
[Chorus]
 
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
[Outro]
 
Ha-ha
 
I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
 
Fuck it, let's all stand up
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[[Category:Rappers]]
[[Category:White people]]
[[Category:Door smashers]]

Latest revision as of 22:22, 30 September 2024

Parappa is literally the same person as him

"Mom's spaghetti."

THE REAL SLIM SHADY!!!!!!!!!!!
Eminem (main design)
"Leave the competition devastated and hopeless" - RAP BOY

Eminem, also known as Slim Shady and Rap Boy, and not to be confused with is the main song writer and music producer of the Fanboy and Chum Chum Series. His songs play all throughout the movies, games, and even books!

Eminem also is the voice actor for Brian Griffin, and has continuously been voicing the character since 1887.

Eminem dancing on his opponent's dead bodies

His main role in the Fanboy and Chum Chum franchise though is serving the role of the character, Rap Boy, who plays an anti-hero role. Fairly similar to Deadpool, but like 10x cooler, funnier, and awesomer.

He is the human form of Parappa The Rapper.

Slim Shady - Fanboy and Chum Chum the Video Game (OST)

[Intro]

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

[Verse 1]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)

It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. Dre said

Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem

"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals

Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

You might also like

[Chorus]

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 2]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)

Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 3]

I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"

It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting

Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings (Ch, puh)

Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus]

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

[Outro]

Ha-ha

I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up