Gurly Gug
Gurly Gug (ガーリー・グーグ, Gārī Gūgu) is an unnatural eldritch triocular 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 elephant/dinosaur/mouse/Urethra Gremlin hybrid who hails from the small New England town of Boilleog, New Hampshire. She tortures the NPC Palm Tree in the most graphic and inhumane of ways imaginable akin to how Big Dick Randy loves fucking Tiny Dick Steve. She's commonly seen with a toilet paper roll on her head that she uses as a hat like a true freaker.
the incident
Gurly was walking up the sidewalk one day, being unaware of who Palm Tree was nor of her existence when suddenly they bumped into each other whilst walking. Gurly stared dead at her in the eye and that's literally all it took for her to immediately realize what an NPC virgin Palm Tree was, so she dedicated the entire rest of her life from that point on to torture Palm Tree.
trivia
- Roger from American Dad is her boyfriend
