Garfield
| “ | Gₐᵣfᵢₑₗd… yₒᵤ, wₕₒ ₛₗₑₑₚ bₑₙₑₐₜₕ ₜₕₑ cᵣᵤₛₜ ₒf wₐₖᵢₙg ₜₕₒᵤgₕₜ… Dₒ yₒᵤ fₑₑₗ ₜₕₑ wₑᵢgₕₜ ₒf yₒᵤᵣ ₕᵤₙgₑᵣ? ᵢₜ gₙₐwₛ ₙₒₜ ₐₜ yₒᵤᵣ bₑₗₗy bᵤₜ ₐₜ ₜₕₑ ₚᵢₗₗₐᵣₛ ₒf ᵣₑₐₗᵢₜy. Wᵢₗₗ yₒᵤ ₙₒₜ ₜₐₛₜₑ ₜₕₑ fₗₐᵥₒᵣ ₒf yₒᵤᵣ ᵤₙdₒᵢₙg? | ” |
-A thousand eyes of ꙮ fixed on Garfield's untold path of destruction | ||
Garfield, also known as Lasagna Ocelot. Is an assassin and the secondary antagonist of the Blue Shell Incident and a major character in Skullgirls lore. He's a Eldritch Lovecraftian Outer God after the time skip and is an enemy against all individuals in a similar vain to Dotar Surk. When he's not captured by the Good Society or being used as a pawn by those who can take him, Garfield is out causing untold destruction and horrors beyond your comprehension for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. The British division of F.E.E.T. known as T.O.E.S. really hates him and can't stand his eldritch carnage and neither can Jon.
If you see him, it's already too late, for he never misses dinner.
He has an arch rival: Ahnka, who he fucking hates for eating meals meant for him and him alone. Thankfully he killed her as seen in the right image.
He was first to brag as he killed Odie, his pet colleague for being a retarded nuisance. Impressed by his skills, Zigra hired him to do his evil deeds (one of which was to assassinate his brother Yonggary) before making his hitman services public on RentAHitman.com where Kyle used him as a proxy to kill Fanboy and Chum Chum, in the episode: 9 Bars, 9 Lives, only failing due to the boys leaving him a red herring trail of lasagna to make him too fat to walk. He was also hired to kill Squigly, where he decisively succeeds.
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Despite his laziness and fatassery, Garfield is shown to be really fast and packing a punch to anyone he fights against, as seen in many platform fighters he's it.
He's also a practitioner of poohing.