The Sandvich - Revision history

Ninespit at 14:07, 13 August 2025

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	The Sandvich is a powerful source that even managed to end the [[The Engineer\|Engineer]] in his god form.		The Sandvich is a powerful source that even managed to end the [[The Engineer\|Engineer]] in his god form.

	Sandviches can usually be spotted inside fridges, and especially in [[The Heavy\|Heavy's]] pocket (he also carries an ~~emergancy~~ Sandvich between his butt cracks). If he wears a fancy winter hat and a funny beard he might even share it.		Sandviches can usually be spotted inside fridges, and especially in [[The Heavy\|Heavy's]] pocket (he also carries an emergency Sandvich between his butt cracks). If he wears a fancy winter hat and a funny beard he might even share it.

	According to foodologists, a sandwich gets created when a bread and a fillings pair with each other. "The average lifespan is approximately 2 minutes at max.		According to foodologists, a sandwich gets created when a bread and a fillings pair with each other. "The average lifespan is approximately 2 minutes at max.
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	[[The Heavy\|Heavy]] created the Sandvich in a cold winter night in the deep Dgtztzurgduzzt (I'm sure thats written that way) mountains. He was hungry so he killed a bear for ham and milked a local penguin to create the cheese. For the tomatoes he cut someones freezing balls of and whatever the salad is made of. He had the bread already with him and created the first Sandvich. It tasted like shit but he quickly found out about its potential.		[[The Heavy\|Heavy]] created the Sandvich in a cold winter night in the deep Dgtztzurgduzzt (I'm sure thats written that way) mountains. He was hungry so he killed a bear for ham and milked a local penguin to create the cheese. For the tomatoes he cut someones freezing balls of and whatever the salad is made of. He had the bread already with him and created the first Sandvich. It tasted like shit but he quickly found out about its potential.

	Heavy continued ~~perfectionazing~~ the Sandvich technique until he became the first Sandvich master known to man.		Heavy continued perfectovizing the Sandvich technique until he became the first Sandvich master known to man.

	Once [[Nikocado Avocado]] tried to steal his Sandviches because he was """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""starving""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" but the Sandvich said no and it was legally not allowed for Nikocado to eat the Sandvich without its consent.		Once [[Nikocado Avocado]] tried to steal his Sandviches because he was """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""starving""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" but the Sandvich said no and it was legally not allowed for Nikocado to eat the Sandvich without its consent.

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Summary

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	Sandviches can usually be spotted inside fridges, and especially in [[The Heavy\|Heavy's]] pocket (he also carries an emergancy Sandvich between his butt cracks). If he wears a fancy winter hat and a funny beard he might even share it.		Sandviches can usually be spotted inside fridges, and especially in [[The Heavy\|Heavy's]] pocket (he also carries an emergancy Sandvich between his butt cracks). If he wears a fancy winter hat and a funny beard he might even share it.

	According to foodologists, a sandwich gets created when a bread and a fillings pair with each other. "The average lifespan is approximately 2 minutes at ~~the highest~~.		According to foodologists, a sandwich gets created when a bread and a fillings pair with each other. "The average lifespan is approximately 2 minutes at max.

	==Appearance==		==Appearance==

Nacho-dipsauce14 at 22:46, 24 November 2024

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	{{Character_Box_1\|title=The Sandvich\|imagegallery=<~~gallery mode="slideshow" widths="400" position~~=~~"center>~~		{{Character_Box_1\|title=The Sandvich\|imagegallery=<tabber>
	The Sandvich.jpg\|~~Sandvich~~		\|-\|Sandvich=
	Sandvich Summoning Ritual.jpg\|~~Summoning Ritual~~		[[File:The Sandvich.jpg\|250px]]
	SANDVICH IRL!!??!?!.jpg\|~~Sandvich Source 2~~		\|-\|Summoning Ritual=
	</~~gallery~~>\|caption-image="..."\|fullname=Sandvich\|aliases="Sandwich"<br>Сандвич<br>Belegtes Brötchen (Medic occasionally)\|species=Sandvich\|gender=Sandvich\|born=August 19th, 2008\|family=The Heavy (father)		[[File:Sandvich Summoning Ritual.jpg\|250px]]
			\|-\|Sandvich Source 2=
			[[File:SANDVICH IRL!!??!?!.jpg\|250px]]
			</tabber>\|caption-image="..."\|fullname=Sandvich\|aliases="Sandwich"<br>Сандвич<br>Belegtes Brötchen (Medic occasionally)\|species=Sandvich\|gender=Sandvich\|born=August 19th, 2008\|family=The Heavy (father)
	The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo)\|home=Where Heavy is, there's home :3<br>Fridge\|affiliation=The Team (TF2)\|nationality=Sandvich\|job=Sandvich\|rank=Sandvich\|appears=TF2		The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo)\|home=Where Heavy is, there's home :3<br>Fridge\|affiliation=The Team (TF2)\|nationality=Sandvich\|job=Sandvich\|rank=Sandvich\|appears=TF2
	Unreleased TF2 Comic #7\|role=Sandvich\|actor=Sandvich\|onlyfans=Yes.}}<blockquote>{{Quote\|The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"\|...}}		Unreleased TF2 Comic #7\|role=Sandvich\|actor=Sandvich\|onlyfans=Yes.}}<blockquote>{{Quote\|The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"\|...}}

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Nacho-dipsauce14 at 21:19, 27 May 2024

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w:c:neo-scary-god-mother>Nacho-dipsauce14 at 09:18, 12 February 2024

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	Sandvich Summoning Ritual.jpg\|Summoning Ritual		Sandvich Summoning Ritual.jpg\|Summoning Ritual
	SANDVICH IRL!!??!?!.jpg\|~~SANDVICH FOUND IRL!??!?~~		SANDVICH IRL!!??!?!.jpg\|Sandvich Source 2
	</gallery>\|caption-image="..."\|fullname=Sandvich\|aliases="Sandwich"\|species=Sandvich\|gender=Sandvich\|born=August 19th, 2008\|family=The Heavy (father)		</gallery>\|caption-image="..."\|fullname=Sandvich\|aliases="Sandwich"<br>Сандвич<br>Belegtes Brötchen (Medic occasionally)\|species=Sandvich\|gender=Sandvich\|born=August 19th, 2008\|family=The Heavy (father)
	The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo)\|home=~~Wherever heavy lives? idk~~\|affiliation=The Team (TF2)\|nationality=Sandvich\|job=Sandvich\|rank=Sandvich\|appears=TF2		The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo)\|home=Where Heavy is, there's home :3<br>Fridge\|affiliation=The Team (TF2)\|nationality=Sandvich\|job=Sandvich\|rank=Sandvich\|appears=TF2
	Unreleased TF2 Comic #7\|role=Sandvich\|actor=Sandvich\|onlyfans=Yes.}}<blockquote>{{Quote\|The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"\|...}}		Unreleased TF2 Comic #7\|role=Sandvich\|actor=Sandvich\|onlyfans=Yes.}}<blockquote>{{Quote\|The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"\|...}}
	The Sandvich is a food god that can be summoned through the summoning ritual. Other stuff here idk</blockquote>		The Sandvich is a food god that can be summoned through the summoning ritual. Other stuff here idk</blockquote>

	== Summary ==		==Summary==
	~~TBA~~		The Sandvich is a powerful source that even managed to end the [[The Engineer\|Engineer]] in his god form.

	~~== Appearance ==~~		Sandviches can usually be spotted inside fridges, and especially in [[The Heavy\|Heavy's]] pocket (he also carries an emergancy Sandvich between his butt cracks). If he wears a fancy winter hat and a funny beard he might even share it.
	~~TBA~~

	~~== History ==~~		According to foodologists, a sandwich gets created when a bread and a fillings pair with each other. "The average lifespan is approximately 2 minutes at the highest.
	~~TBA~~

	== ~~Relationships~~ ==		==Appearance==
	~~TBA~~		Olive<br>toothpick (for olive)<br>Slice of Bread (1/2)<br>Salad<br>Tomatoes (2x)<br>Cheese (3x)<br>Ham (2x)<br>Slice of Bread (2/2)

	== Notes ==		==History==
	~~TBA~~		[[The Heavy\|Heavy]] created the Sandvich in a cold winter night in the deep Dgtztzurgduzzt (I'm sure thats written that way) mountains. He was hungry so he killed a bear for ham and milked a local penguin to create the cheese. For the tomatoes he cut someones freezing balls of and whatever the salad is made of. He had the bread already with him and created the first Sandvich. It tasted like shit but he quickly found out about its potential.

			Heavy continued perfectionazing the Sandvich technique until he became the first Sandvich master known to man.

			Once [[Nikocado Avocado]] tried to steal his Sandviches because he was """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""starving""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" but the Sandvich said no and it was legally not allowed for Nikocado to eat the Sandvich without its consent.

			In the unreleased TF2 comic #7, the Sandvich managed to weaken the in god form [[The Engineer\|Engineer]] by giving him an allergic peanut butter reaction, after he got rubbed deply with that soft peenut creme.

			Heavy continued to create new Sandviches until in the Mannvich ending, Sandviches went officially extinct after this day.

			{{Quote\|The Heavy (somewhere in history)\|Sandvich and I are cumming!}}

			==Relationships==
			'''Heavy:''' Loves them like his guns.

			'''Medic:''' Likes fishing them out of Heavy.

			==Notes==

			*Sandviches are able to give consumer a temporary [[Homo-Energy]] boost for 69 seconds.
			*Has murdered 7 children.
			*The Sandvich does indeed have Rule34 images...

w:c:neo-scary-god-mother>BelakAttk at 16:46, 9 February 2024

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	The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo)\|home=Wherever heavy lives? idk\|affiliation=The Team (TF2)\|nationality=Sandvich\|job=Sandvich\|rank=Sandvich\|appears=TF2		The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo)\|home=Wherever heavy lives? idk\|affiliation=The Team (TF2)\|nationality=Sandvich\|job=Sandvich\|rank=Sandvich\|appears=TF2
	Unreleased TF2 Comic #7\|role=Sandvich\|actor=Sandvich\|onlyfans=Yes.}}<blockquote>{{Quote\|The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"\|...}}		Unreleased TF2 Comic #7\|role=Sandvich\|actor=Sandvich\|onlyfans=Yes.}}<blockquote>{{Quote\|The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"\|...}}
	The Sandvich is ~~(add~~ stuff here).</blockquote>		The Sandvich is a food god that can be summoned through the summoning ritual. Other stuff here idk</blockquote>

	== Summary ==		== Summary ==

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	{{Character_Box_1\|title=The Sandvich\|imagegallery=<~~gallery mode="slideshow" widths="400" position~~=~~"center>~~		{{Character_Box_1\|title=The Sandvich\|imagegallery=<tabber>
	The Sandvich.jpg\|~~Sandvich~~		\|-\|Sandvich=
	Sandvich Summoning Ritual.jpg\|~~Summoning Ritual~~		[[File:The Sandvich.jpg\|250px]]
	SANDVICH IRL!!??!?!.jpg\|~~Sandvich Source 2~~		\|-\|Summoning Ritual=
	</~~gallery~~>\|caption-image="..."\|fullname=Sandvich\|aliases="Sandwich"<br>Сандвич<br>Belegtes Brötchen (Medic occasionally)\|species=Sandvich\|gender=Sandvich\|born=August 19th, 2008\|family=The Heavy (father)		[[File:Sandvich Summoning Ritual.jpg\|250px]]
			\|-\|Sandvich Source 2=
			[[File:SANDVICH IRL!!??!?!.jpg\|250px]]
			</tabber>\|caption-image="..."\|fullname=Sandvich\|aliases="Sandwich"<br>Сандвич<br>Belegtes Brötchen (Medic occasionally)\|species=Sandvich\|gender=Sandvich\|born=August 19th, 2008\|family=The Heavy (father)
	The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo)\|home=Where Heavy is, there's home :3<br>Fridge\|affiliation=The Team (TF2)\|nationality=Sandvich\|job=Sandvich\|rank=Sandvich\|appears=TF2		The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo)\|home=Where Heavy is, there's home :3<br>Fridge\|affiliation=The Team (TF2)\|nationality=Sandvich\|job=Sandvich\|rank=Sandvich\|appears=TF2
	Unreleased TF2 Comic #7\|role=Sandvich\|actor=Sandvich\|onlyfans=Yes.}}<blockquote>{{Quote\|The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"\|...}}		Unreleased TF2 Comic #7\|role=Sandvich\|actor=Sandvich\|onlyfans=Yes.}}<blockquote>{{Quote\|The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"\|...}}

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	{{Character_Box_1\|title=The Sandvich\|~~image~~=<gallery>		{{Character_Box_1\|title=The Sandvich\|imagegallery=<gallery mode="slideshow" widths="400" position="center>
	The Sandvich.jpg\|Sandvich		The Sandvich.jpg\|Sandvich
	Sandvich Summoning Ritual.jpg\|Summoning Ritual		Sandvich Summoning Ritual.jpg\|Summoning Ritual