The Faggot - Revision history

Dung Eater at 08:16, 7 September 2026

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	[[File:Fag.webp\|thumb\|A cropped image of the faggot in his iconic mask]]		[[File:Fag.webp\|thumb\|A cropped image of the faggot in his iconic mask]]
	[[File:Fag evidence.png\|thumb\|An example of the fag being annoying as fuck in my DMs begging to be bullied by a straight white man]]		[[File:Fag evidence.png\|thumb\|An example of the fag being annoying as fuck in my DMs begging to be bullied by a straight white man]]

Dung Eater at 08:16, 7 September 2026

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	*The faggot is a coward, for he doesn't have the balls to follow through with being properly doxxed and will ignore you once he's had his fill of humiliation		*The faggot is a coward, for he doesn't have the balls to follow through with being properly doxxed and will ignore you once he's had his fill of humiliation
	*The faggot burned his iconic fag mask in mid-late 2024 without providing any reason when quizzed. I have since pressured him to remake it but have had no assurance		*The faggot burned his iconic fag mask in mid-late 2024 without providing any reason when quizzed. I have since pressured him to remake it but have had no assurance
	*Unfortunately for ~~the~~ [[~~꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙\|Dung Eater~~]], even The Faggot™ thinks he's a massive loser since The Faggot™ blocked him on discord in 2022 when ~~the Dung Eater~~ added him and tried to socialize with him and make him his henchman.		*Unfortunately for [[Enrique]], even The Faggot™ thinks he's a massive loser since The Faggot™ blocked him on discord in 2022 when Enrique added him and tried to socialize with him and make him his henchman.
	** The Faggot™ has never blocked [[~~User:Barf Bag\|Barf Bag~~]] though, but who the fuck cares about that.		** The Faggot™ has never blocked [[Victor]] though, but who the fuck cares about that.
	** A new faggot mask was created and is in the hands of some Discord femboy called Candello.		** A new faggot mask was created and is in the hands of some Discord femboy called Candello.
	** The Faggot hates women and will leave stream if he hears one bullying him		** The Faggot hates women and will leave stream if he hears one bullying him

SmilyCookieBone at 18:23, 20 March 2026

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	** A new faggot mask was created and is in the hands of some Discord femboy called Candello.		** A new faggot mask was created and is in the hands of some Discord femboy called Candello.
	** The Faggot hates women and will leave stream if he hears one bullying him		** The Faggot hates women and will leave stream if he hears one bullying him
			* Despite his name, he's doesn't have his own jet airplane nor is he a millionaire.
	[[Category:Gay retards]]		[[Category:Gay retards]]
	[[Category:Fucking Crazy]]		[[Category:Fucking Crazy]]

Ninespit at 15:33, 22 November 2025

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	=== '''''Misc.''''' ===		=== '''''Misc.''''' ===
	[[File:EVIL.mp4\|thumb\|~~100px~~\|His arch nemesis: Evil Faggot]]		[[File:EVIL.mp4\|thumb\|350px\|His arch nemesis: Evil Faggot]]
	*'''''I only do this within private calls or group calls (but there is a limit as large calls can get overwhelming)'''''		*'''''I only do this within private calls or group calls (but there is a limit as large calls can get overwhelming)'''''
	*'''''Cam and Mic are required, however...'''''		*'''''Cam and Mic are required, however...'''''

Slippery Gypsy at 00:40, 14 February 2025

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	The group headed to the beach and loaded Hunter's body onto a boat and loaded it with his worldly possessions which merely consisted of a pound of crack, his laptop and 4,000,000 hryvnia. They pushed the boat out to sea doused in oil with a black sun flag flying atop the mast. Arcade Crainiacs fired a flaming arrow at the boat as it drifted out and it burst into a glorious blaze. All the group pumped out an Elon Musk salute towards the sunset and with tears in his eyes, Wings cried aloud 'Good night sweet prince!'. The group then headed back to the van to deal with the spirit responsible for Hunter's murder. They were resolved to make this murder it's last.		The group headed to the beach and loaded Hunter's body onto a boat and loaded it with his worldly possessions which merely consisted of a pound of crack, his laptop and 4,000,000 hryvnia. They pushed the boat out to sea doused in oil with a black sun flag flying atop the mast. Arcade Crainiacs fired a flaming arrow at the boat as it drifted out and it burst into a glorious blaze. All the group pumped out an Elon Musk salute towards the sunset and with tears in his eyes, Wings cried aloud 'Good night sweet prince!'. The group then headed back to the van to deal with the spirit responsible for Hunter's murder. They were resolved to make this murder it's last.

	Charlie recapped to the group what occurred in the cellar and then it clicked. 'So hang on' said Derek 'What this suggests along with the historic recounts of deaths that occurred here, is that this ghost just wants to be exposed for being some kind of homosexual?'. It would appear that way from what I saw in the kitchen. It all seems to add up' added wings. 'Well lets get started then shall we? Let's send these images from this "Master Ashton's" email to these women and see what happens' said the Irate gamer. Charlie headed to the computer in the van and said 'Alright then. Lets see if this works'. Charlie logged into his social media and searched up their women's names on Facebook and found them. Charlie uploaded the images of the faggot and mentioned the Clarice and Hannah with the heading 'nice ancestor you have there'. Both women responded with "ewwww wtf" and "I'm blocking you". The group looked around the van and nothing seemed to have happened. 'Ummmm we need to go in and exorcise this spirit. Let's prepare the spirit circle' Charlie announced and the whole group headed back into the house. Using their EMF readers the group picked up items of personal significance to the faggot. These were an ear from his mask, a sharpie, a piece of paper with his google login details and a poo covered dildo. They made a circle from salt and arranged the items in different points on it. 'We need to summon it. He's gone shy on us' Derek said. 'We need a way to make him angry' Charlie added. 'I think I know how' said Arcade Crainiacs. 'The ancient scripts found in this house say that he likes to be bullied by straight white men. What happens if we get some bitches in here to bully him?'. At these words the light fittings in the roof burst and all the windows on the ground floor blew out as if from an internal explosion. The circle erupted into swirling flames and a dark cold wind filled the room. The group turned and looked and flashing in the circle was The Faggot. This time he was not happy. His eyes burned red and his teeth grit together as he frothed at the mouth. He reached his hand towards the group and they all fell to their knees then flopped on their backs and could feel a force acting upon then. The faggot was trying to force them into his own iconic postion. 'FUCK I feel like my back is about to break' Wings cried in pain. 'Oh God I CAN'T BREATHE' Screamed Derek. 'CHARILE! FOR FUCKS SAKES EXPOSE HIM! EXPOSE HIM NOW!' yelled Arcade Crainiacs. Charlie used every last bit of his strength and pulled his phone out of his pocket against The Faggot's power. He uploaded the pictures of the faggot to his youtube page as a community post with the caption "This is Alec Westbrook. Everyone laugh at and bully this faggot" and clicked post. Charlie screamed and showed this post to the faggot. Suddenly the faggots face changed and the telekinesis stopped. The faggot fell to the ground blank faced and the whole group stared at him in anticipation of what would happen next. Charlie breathing heavy stood up and said 'You've been exposed to over 16 million people along with your family faggot. What are you gonna do now?' A giant smile stretched over the faggot's face end to end. He then adopted his famous position and started waving his hands around in a frenzied delight as his giant tongue flopped from side to side and screamed in happiness. above the faggot a giant portal appeared and from there appeared to be a giant busted human anus. The anus opened and from it crept down a giant meaty prolapse that dropped onto the faggot and devoured him whole in a similar fashion to dalek sec voring that guy from that one episode of Dr Who. The Faggot's cries of happiness were now muffled by the prolapse and it retracted back into the giant anus. With squeaking fart, the anus clenched shut and the portal closed. The group sat in silence ~~and~~ what they had just witnessed. The silence was broken by wings saying 'Well, I don't know about you guys but I could use some lunch right about now. The whole group erupted into uproarious laughter and embraced each other knowing that the faggot had been sent back to his own dimension and that Exposé Manor was now free of hauntings and that those who had perished to the faggot's shit covered hand had been vindicated. As the group loaded into the van with a course set for Wendy's (so wings could get his chili) they looked at the sunset gleaming in the backdrop of the manor and knew that in doing something that may have seemed mean to some, they had saved countless lives and put a degenerate fag to rest. Exposé Manor would never suffer from haunting again and was eventually renovated into the famous shame show theatre.		Charlie recapped to the group what occurred in the cellar and then it clicked. 'So hang on' said Derek 'What this suggests along with the historic recounts of deaths that occurred here, is that this ghost just wants to be exposed for being some kind of homosexual?'. It would appear that way from what I saw in the kitchen. It all seems to add up' added wings. 'Well lets get started then shall we? Let's send these images from this "Master Ashton's" email to these women and see what happens' said the Irate gamer. Charlie headed to the computer in the van and said 'Alright then. Lets see if this works'. Charlie logged into his social media and searched up their women's names on Facebook and found them. Charlie uploaded the images of the faggot and mentioned the Clarice and Hannah with the heading 'nice ancestor you have there'. Both women responded with "ewwww wtf" and "I'm blocking you". The group looked around the van and nothing seemed to have happened. 'Ummmm we need to go in and exorcise this spirit. Let's prepare the spirit circle' Charlie announced and the whole group headed back into the house. Using their EMF readers the group picked up items of personal significance to the faggot. These were an ear from his mask, a sharpie, a piece of paper with his google login details and a poo covered dildo. They made a circle from salt and arranged the items in different points on it. 'We need to summon it. He's gone shy on us' Derek said. 'We need a way to make him angry' Charlie added. 'I think I know how' said Arcade Crainiacs. 'The ancient scripts found in this house say that he likes to be bullied by straight white men. What happens if we get some bitches in here to bully him?'. At these words the light fittings in the roof burst and all the windows on the ground floor blew out as if from an internal explosion. The circle erupted into swirling flames and a dark cold wind filled the room. The group turned and looked and flashing in the circle was The Faggot. This time he was not happy. His eyes burned red and his teeth grit together as he frothed at the mouth. He reached his hand towards the group and they all fell to their knees then flopped on their backs and could feel a force acting upon then. The faggot was trying to force them into his own iconic postion. 'FUCK I feel like my back is about to break' Wings cried in pain. 'Oh God I CAN'T BREATHE' Screamed Derek. 'CHARILE! FOR FUCKS SAKES EXPOSE HIM! EXPOSE HIM NOW!' yelled Arcade Crainiacs. Charlie used every last bit of his strength and pulled his phone out of his pocket against The Faggot's power. He uploaded the pictures of the faggot to his youtube page as a community post with the caption "This is Alec Westbrook. Everyone laugh at and bully this faggot" and clicked post. Charlie screamed and showed this post to the faggot. Suddenly the faggots face changed and the telekinesis stopped. The faggot fell to the ground blank faced and the whole group stared at him in anticipation of what would happen next. Charlie breathing heavy stood up and said 'You've been exposed to over 16 million people along with your family faggot. What are you gonna do now?' A giant smile stretched over the faggot's face end to end. He then adopted his famous position and started waving his hands around in a frenzied delight as his giant tongue flopped from side to side and screamed in happiness. above the faggot a giant portal appeared and from there appeared to be a giant busted human anus. The anus opened and from it crept down a giant meaty prolapse that dropped onto the faggot and devoured him whole in a similar fashion to dalek sec voring that guy from that one episode of Dr Who. The Faggot's cries of happiness were now muffled by the prolapse and it retracted back into the giant anus. With squeaking fart, the anus clenched shut and the portal closed. The group sat in silence at what they had just witnessed. The silence was broken by wings saying 'Well, I don't know about you guys but I could use some lunch right about now'. The whole group erupted into uproarious laughter and embraced each other knowing that the faggot had been sent back to his own dimension and that Exposé Manor was now free of hauntings and that those who had perished by the faggot's shit covered hand had been vindicated. As the group loaded into the van with a course set for Wendy's (so wings could get his chili) they looked at the sunset gleaming in the backdrop of the manor and knew that in doing something that may have seemed mean to some, they had saved countless lives and put a degenerate fag to rest. Exposé Manor would never suffer from haunting again and was eventually renovated into the famous shame show theatre.

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	Derek Chauvin was upstairs with the Irate Gamer, his temp gun out. They had a reading of 13.54 degrees in the library and went to investigate. On the wall was a classical painting of a slightly overweight Mexican man with a curly moustache standing naked on a cliff. The paintings title was Baron Harry Taco. As the two gazed upon the painting, they smelled a putrid stench. Chris looked around slowly, with a dumbass look on his face, whilst Chauvin jerked around, darting the gun all over until both slowly lay their eyes on The Faggot, peering in the darkness from behind them, looking over Chauvin's shoulder with an open mouthed smile displaying his shit covered tongue. Derek recoiled in horror and backed into the painting, whilst Chris Bores whipped out his orgone energy reader to measure orgone on The Faggot, not caring about Derek's safety. The Faggot™ approached him but stopped and looked up and saw the painting. The Faggot™ screamed at the painting and ran. Derek dropped to his knee and took a deep breath and the two headed back to the truck.		Derek Chauvin was upstairs with the Irate Gamer, his temp gun out. They had a reading of 13.54 degrees in the library and went to investigate. On the wall was a classical painting of a slightly overweight Mexican man with a curly moustache standing naked on a cliff. The paintings title was Baron Harry Taco. As the two gazed upon the painting, they smelled a putrid stench. Chris looked around slowly, with a dumbass look on his face, whilst Chauvin jerked around, darting the gun all over until both slowly lay their eyes on The Faggot, peering in the darkness from behind them, looking over Chauvin's shoulder with an open mouthed smile displaying his shit covered tongue. Derek recoiled in horror and backed into the painting, whilst Chris Bores whipped out his orgone energy reader to measure orgone on The Faggot, not caring about Derek's safety. The Faggot™ approached him but stopped and looked up and saw the painting. The Faggot™ screamed at the painting and ran. Derek dropped to his knee and took a deep breath and the two headed back to the truck.

	Finally Charlie was in the cellar of exposé manor. He could feel a dark energy coming from the place in particular and suspected this to be the ghost room.		Finally Charlie was in the cellar of exposé manor. He could feel a dark energy coming from the place in particular and suspected this to be the ghost room. Within the air hung a malodours scent of human excrement. There lay in the corner of the room a PC which flickered on in the corner of Charlie's eye. He swung around around and on the screen in big bold letters was a webpage called "EXPOSEDFAGGOTS.com". Charlie looked at the site and saw many sissy fags the likes of which he had never seen before. Many were greatly aged and had photoshopped themselves into compromising positions alongside their doxx details. Charlie muttered 'ok so this is really goofy. Why would anyone ever use this website?'. At the utterance of these words, Charlie's phone went off and it was an email from someone named Master Ashton. The email read as follows:

			"Dear reader,

			It has come to my attention through channels I shall keep secret, that this manor has become the home of a dark and malevolent spirit. This spirit was sent from a different universe to our own and has perished within these walls. His soul could not rest due to him dying without his final wish being granted. Being #EXPOSED to his friends and family. The name of this soul is Alec Westbrook and he passed in 1893. His remaining descendants are grand nieces Clarice and Hannah Westbrook. Good luck.

			Warm regards, Master Ashton"

			Attached to the email were pictures of the faggot wearing his iconic mask while naked and cover in his own poo. Charlie rushed back to the truck in an instant to meet with his fellow ghost hunters and break the news. Hunter Bidens body had been returned to the van and the group decided that before dealing with the ghost, they would give Hunter a proper burial.

			The group headed to the beach and loaded Hunter's body onto a boat and loaded it with his worldly possessions which merely consisted of a pound of crack, his laptop and 4,000,000 hryvnia. They pushed the boat out to sea doused in oil with a black sun flag flying atop the mast. Arcade Crainiacs fired a flaming arrow at the boat as it drifted out and it burst into a glorious blaze. All the group pumped out an Elon Musk salute towards the sunset and with tears in his eyes, Wings cried aloud 'Good night sweet prince!'. The group then headed back to the van to deal with the spirit responsible for Hunter's murder. They were resolved to make this murder it's last.

			Charlie recapped to the group what occurred in the cellar and then it clicked. 'So hang on' said Derek 'What this suggests along with the historic recounts of deaths that occurred here, is that this ghost just wants to be exposed for being some kind of homosexual?'. It would appear that way from what I saw in the kitchen. It all seems to add up' added wings. 'Well lets get started then shall we? Let's send these images from this "Master Ashton's" email to these women and see what happens' said the Irate gamer. Charlie headed to the computer in the van and said 'Alright then. Lets see if this works'. Charlie logged into his social media and searched up their women's names on Facebook and found them. Charlie uploaded the images of the faggot and mentioned the Clarice and Hannah with the heading 'nice ancestor you have there'. Both women responded with "ewwww wtf" and "I'm blocking you". The group looked around the van and nothing seemed to have happened. 'Ummmm we need to go in and exorcise this spirit. Let's prepare the spirit circle' Charlie announced and the whole group headed back into the house. Using their EMF readers the group picked up items of personal significance to the faggot. These were an ear from his mask, a sharpie, a piece of paper with his google login details and a poo covered dildo. They made a circle from salt and arranged the items in different points on it. 'We need to summon it. He's gone shy on us' Derek said. 'We need a way to make him angry' Charlie added. 'I think I know how' said Arcade Crainiacs. 'The ancient scripts found in this house say that he likes to be bullied by straight white men. What happens if we get some bitches in here to bully him?'. At these words the light fittings in the roof burst and all the windows on the ground floor blew out as if from an internal explosion. The circle erupted into swirling flames and a dark cold wind filled the room. The group turned and looked and flashing in the circle was The Faggot. This time he was not happy. His eyes burned red and his teeth grit together as he frothed at the mouth. He reached his hand towards the group and they all fell to their knees then flopped on their backs and could feel a force acting upon then. The faggot was trying to force them into his own iconic postion. 'FUCK I feel like my back is about to break' Wings cried in pain. 'Oh God I CAN'T BREATHE' Screamed Derek. 'CHARILE! FOR FUCKS SAKES EXPOSE HIM! EXPOSE HIM NOW!' yelled Arcade Crainiacs. Charlie used every last bit of his strength and pulled his phone out of his pocket against The Faggot's power. He uploaded the pictures of the faggot to his youtube page as a community post with the caption "This is Alec Westbrook. Everyone laugh at and bully this faggot" and clicked post. Charlie screamed and showed this post to the faggot. Suddenly the faggots face changed and the telekinesis stopped. The faggot fell to the ground blank faced and the whole group stared at him in anticipation of what would happen next. Charlie breathing heavy stood up and said 'You've been exposed to over 16 million people along with your family faggot. What are you gonna do now?' A giant smile stretched over the faggot's face end to end. He then adopted his famous position and started waving his hands around in a frenzied delight as his giant tongue flopped from side to side and screamed in happiness. above the faggot a giant portal appeared and from there appeared to be a giant busted human anus. The anus opened and from it crept down a giant meaty prolapse that dropped onto the faggot and devoured him whole in a similar fashion to dalek sec voring that guy from that one episode of Dr Who. The Faggot's cries of happiness were now muffled by the prolapse and it retracted back into the giant anus. With squeaking fart, the anus clenched shut and the portal closed. The group sat in silence and what they had just witnessed. The silence was broken by wings saying 'Well, I don't know about you guys but I could use some lunch right about now. The whole group erupted into uproarious laughter and embraced each other knowing that the faggot had been sent back to his own dimension and that Exposé Manor was now free of hauntings and that those who had perished to the faggot's shit covered hand had been vindicated. As the group loaded into the van with a course set for Wendy's (so wings could get his chili) they looked at the sunset gleaming in the backdrop of the manor and knew that in doing something that may have seemed mean to some, they had saved countless lives and put a degenerate fag to rest. Exposé Manor would never suffer from haunting again and was eventually renovated into the famous shame show theatre.


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	** The Faggot™ has never blocked [[User:Barf Bag\|Barf Bag]] though, but who the fuck cares about that.		** The Faggot™ has never blocked [[User:Barf Bag\|Barf Bag]] though, but who the fuck cares about that.
	** A new faggot mask was created and is in the hands of some Discord femboy called Candello.		** A new faggot mask was created and is in the hands of some Discord femboy called Candello.
			** The Faggot hates women and will leave stream if he hears one bullying him
	[[Category:Gay retards]]		[[Category:Gay retards]]
	[[Category:Fucking Crazy]]		[[Category:Fucking Crazy]]

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	After many years of carrying a haunted reputation, word had spread far and wide and many now knew the manor was a place of great danger. A group of ghost hunters who lived in their mothers shed were commissioned by the Isle of ~~Man~~'s local MP (The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien) to identify the ghost and seek a way to banish it by all means necessary. The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien desired this outcome so that the manor could be converted into a new gay night club known as "The Shame Show Theatre". {Also see: [[Scary Strict Teacher\|Strict Scary Teacher]]}		After many years of carrying a haunted reputation, word had spread far and wide and many now knew the manor was a place of great danger. A group of ghost hunters who lived in their mothers shed were commissioned by the Isle of Mann's local MP (The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien) to identify the ghost and seek a way to banish it by all means necessary. The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien desired this outcome so that the manor could be converted into a new gay night club known as "The Shame Show Theatre". {Also see: [[Scary Strict Teacher\|Strict Scary Teacher]]}
	[[File:Dr Faggot.mp4\|thumb\|One of the Faggots known appearances was in Doctor Gastronomical ]]		[[File:Dr Faggot.mp4\|thumb\|One of the Faggots known appearances was in Doctor Gastronomical ]]
	The four ghost hunters consisted of Moist ~~critical~~, Wings of ~~redemption~~, Hunter Biden and Derek Chauvin. The hunters arrived at the manor in their white van and headed into the manor with their spirit boxes, UV torches, EMF readers and temperature sensors. Things kicked off quickly when Hunter Biden entered the house first crackpipe in hand and was possessed by the Faggot out of view of the others. Upon the other three walking in, the group was shocked to see a naked hunter on the ground with his anus exposed and arms wrapped around the back of his legs. He had covered himself in his own shit and was waving his hands around like a giant demented toddler as his tongue hung out. On his forehead the word "FAG" had been written onto his head with a pen knife. Charlie, as the group leader sagaciously commented "ok so this is just weird and goofy. No one wants to see you do that so I'm gonna put you down". Charlie then handed Hunter a fent laced crack pipe and he instinctively smoked it in an instance. Hunter then said "Oh shit please man I can't breathe I'm not that kind of guy man please momma" and promptly died. Derek Chauvin chortled aloud and then the remaining group split up.		The four ghost hunters consisted of Moist Cr1tikal, Wings of Redemption, Hunter Biden and Derek Chauvin. The hunters arrived at the manor in their white van, now sorrowful, decrepit, moldy and unstable with age and neglect. They headed into the manor with their spirit boxes, UV torches, EMF readers and temperature sensors. Things kicked off quickly when Hunter Biden entered the house first crackpipe in hand and was possessed by the Faggot out of view of the others. Upon the other three walking in, the group was shocked to see a naked hunter on the ground with his anus exposed and arms wrapped around the back of his legs. He had covered himself in his own shit and was waving his hands around like a giant demented toddler as his tongue hung out. On his forehead the word "FAG" had been written onto his head with a pen knife. Charlie, as the group leader sagaciously commented "ok so this is just weird and goofy. No one wants to see you do that so I'm gonna put you down". Charlie then handed Hunter a fent laced crack pipe and he instinctively smoked it in an instance. Hunter then said "Oh shit please man I can't breathe I'm not that kind of guy man please momma" and promptly died. Derek Chauvin chortled aloud and then the remaining group split up.

	Wings of redemption being the tub of lard he is went straight for the downstairs kitchen to check for the ghost and have a quick snack while he was at it. As he was making a bacon sandwich, the lights flickered and Wings could hear a pig snorting through the spirit box. He turned around and saw the faggot on a table surrounded by vegetables on a plate with an apple in his mouth. Wings released his bowels onto the floor and the faggot squealed in excitement and jumped into the puddle and disappeared. Wings still in shock headed for the exit and saw writing in a recipe book on the counter. It read, 'I used to be a chef you know. I loved my job until one day somebody #EXPOSED me to my co-workers with pictures of me doing my thing". Wings took the book and "ran" back to the van as fast as his fat laden legs could carry him.		Wings of redemption being the tub of lard he is went straight for the downstairs kitchen to check for the ghost and have a quick snack while he was at it. As he was making a bacon sandwich, the lights flickered and Wings could hear a pig snorting through the spirit box. He turned around and saw the faggot on a table surrounded by vegetables on a plate with an apple in his mouth. Wings released his bowels onto the floor and the faggot squealed in excitement and jumped into the puddle and disappeared. Wings still in shock headed for the exit and saw writing in a recipe book on the counter. It read, 'I used to be a chef you know. I loved my job until one day somebody #EXPOSED me to my co-workers with pictures of me doing my thing". Wings took the book and "ran" back to the van as fast as his fat laden legs could carry him.

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	After many years of carrying a haunted reputation, word had spread far and wide and many now knew the manor was a place of great danger. A group of ghost hunters who lived in their mothers shed were commissioned by the Isle of Man's local MP (The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien) to identify the ghost and seek a way to banish it by all means necessary. The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien desired this outcome so that the manor could be converted into a new gay night club known as "The Shame Show Theatre". {Also see: [[Strict Scary Teacher]]}		After many years of carrying a haunted reputation, word had spread far and wide and many now knew the manor was a place of great danger. A group of ghost hunters who lived in their mothers shed were commissioned by the Isle of Man's local MP (The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien) to identify the ghost and seek a way to banish it by all means necessary. The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien desired this outcome so that the manor could be converted into a new gay night club known as "The Shame Show Theatre". {Also see: [[Scary Strict Teacher\|Strict Scary Teacher]]}
	[[File:Dr Faggot.mp4\|thumb\|One of the Faggots known appearances was in Doctor Gastronomical ]]		[[File:Dr Faggot.mp4\|thumb\|One of the Faggots known appearances was in Doctor Gastronomical ]]
	The four ghost hunters consisted of Moist critical, Wings of redemption, Hunter Biden and Derek Chauvin. The hunters arrived at the manor in their white van and headed into the manor with their spirit boxes, UV torches, EMF readers and temperature sensors. Things kicked off quickly when Hunter Biden entered the house first crackpipe in hand and was possessed by the Faggot out of view of the others. Upon the other three walking in, the group was shocked to see a naked hunter on the ground with his anus exposed and arms wrapped around the back of his legs. He had covered himself in his own shit and was waving his hands around like a giant demented toddler as his tongue hung out. On his forehead the word "FAG" had been written onto his head with a pen knife. Charlie, as the group leader sagaciously commented "ok so this is just weird and goofy. No one wants to see you do that so I'm gonna put you down". Charlie then handed Hunter a fent laced crack pipe and he instinctively smoked it in an instance. Hunter then said "Oh shit please man I can't breathe I'm not that kind of guy man please momma" and promptly died. Derek Chauvin chortled aloud and then the remaining group split up.		The four ghost hunters consisted of Moist critical, Wings of redemption, Hunter Biden and Derek Chauvin. The hunters arrived at the manor in their white van and headed into the manor with their spirit boxes, UV torches, EMF readers and temperature sensors. Things kicked off quickly when Hunter Biden entered the house first crackpipe in hand and was possessed by the Faggot out of view of the others. Upon the other three walking in, the group was shocked to see a naked hunter on the ground with his anus exposed and arms wrapped around the back of his legs. He had covered himself in his own shit and was waving his hands around like a giant demented toddler as his tongue hung out. On his forehead the word "FAG" had been written onto his head with a pen knife. Charlie, as the group leader sagaciously commented "ok so this is just weird and goofy. No one wants to see you do that so I'm gonna put you down". Charlie then handed Hunter a fent laced crack pipe and he instinctively smoked it in an instance. Hunter then said "Oh shit please man I can't breathe I'm not that kind of guy man please momma" and promptly died. Derek Chauvin chortled aloud and then the remaining group split up.

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	Derek Chauvin was upstairs with his temp gun out. He had a reading of 13.54 degrees in the library and went to investigate. On the wall was a classical painting of a slightly overweight Mexican man with a curly moustache standing naked on a cliff. The paintings title was Lord Harry Taco. As Derek gazed upon the painting, he smelled a putrid stench. He looked around and the faggot in the darkness had appeared behind him and was looking over his shoulder with an open mouthed smile displaying his shit covered tongue. Derek recoiled in horror and backed into the painting. The faggot approached him but stopped and looked up and saw the painting. The Faggot screamed at the painting and ran. Derek dropped to his knee and took a deep breath then headed back to the truck.		Derek Chauvin was upstairs with his temp gun out. He had a reading of 13.54 degrees in the library and went to investigate. On the wall was a classical painting of a slightly overweight Mexican man with a curly moustache standing naked on a cliff. The paintings title was Lord Harry Taco. As Derek gazed upon the painting, he smelled a putrid stench. He looked around and the faggot in the darkness had appeared behind him and was looking over his shoulder with an open mouthed smile displaying his shit covered tongue. Derek recoiled in horror and backed into the painting. The faggot approached him but stopped and looked up and saw the painting. The Faggot screamed at the painting and ran. Derek dropped to his knee and took a deep breath then headed back to the truck.

			Finally Charlie was in the cellar of exposé manor. He could feel a dark energy coming from the place in particular and suspected this to be the ghost room.

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	[[File:Fag.webp\|thumb\|A cropped image of the faggot in his iconic mask]]		[[File:Fag.webp\|thumb\|A cropped image of the faggot in his iconic mask]]
	[[File:Fag evidence.png\|thumb\|An example of the fag being annoying as fuck in my DMs begging to be bullied by a straight white man]]		[[File:Fag evidence.png\|thumb\|An example of the fag being annoying as fuck in my DMs begging to be bullied by a straight white man]]
	'''The ~~Faggot~~''' (the name he has given himself) is a self proclaimed humiliation fetishist. The faggot has been known to join Discord servers and 4chan threads to spam with his own copypasta to advertise who he is and begging to be humiliated. His real name is Mark something and I can't be bothered going back through groups to find it		'''The Faggot™''' (the name he has given himself) is a self proclaimed humiliation fetishist. The faggot has been known to join Discord servers and 4chan threads to spam with his own copypasta to advertise who he is and begging to be humiliated. His real name is Mark something and I can't be bothered going back through groups to find it

	== The Faggot's infamous copypasta ==		== The Faggot's infamous copypasta ==
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	<small>''I shit you not, This is what he actually spams on every server on discord.''</small>		<small>''I shit you not, This is what he actually spams on every server on discord.''</small>

	==The ~~Faggot~~ in media==		==The Faggot™ in media==
	[[File:1729215707281i.webp\|thumb\|One of the many soyjaks made in honour of the faggot]]		[[File:1729215707281i.webp\|thumb\|One of the many soyjaks made in honour of the faggot]]
	The faggot has become so widely known on the internet, that he as even had various soyjaks made about him.		The faggot has become so widely known on the internet, that he as even had various soyjaks made about him.
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	==Appearance in Dr Gastronomical==		==Appearance in Dr Gastronomical==
	The ~~faggot~~ appeared as a guest villain in Dr gastronomical where he latched onto the TURDIS in peespace and fed off it's faecal rays before the doctor detached him by doxxing him on [[ExposedFaggot.com]]. The ~~faggot~~ irl feeds on faecal rays as I once saw him literally stick his fingers in his arse during a stream and lick them. The mental image still makes me sick to this day		The Faggot™ appeared as a guest villain in Dr gastronomical where he latched onto the TURDIS in peespace and fed off it's faecal rays before the doctor detached him by doxxing him on [[ExposedFaggot.com]]. The Faggot™ irl feeds on faecal rays as I once saw him literally stick his fingers in his arse during a stream and lick them. The mental image still makes me sick to this day

	== The Haunting of Exposé Manor ==		== The Haunting of Exposé Manor ==
	After his defeat by Dr Gastronomical, the faggot was hurled back through time and spent 1354 years in the EXPOSEDFAGGOTS.com purgatory. Once his imprisonment was at an end, The ~~Faggot~~ found himself in the year 1893 in rural Mann island. The Faggot was weak, weary and had nowhere to return to due to being #EXPOSED to his co-workers and family, ruining any chance of getting a job or hospitality, so he crawled into an abandoned mansion near his impact site where he later died of dysentery from eating his own shit.		After his defeat by Dr Gastronomical, the faggot was hurled back through time and spent 1354 years in the EXPOSEDFAGGOTS.com purgatory. Once his imprisonment was at an end, The Faggot™ found himself in the year 1893 in rural Mann island. The Faggot was weak, weary and had nowhere to return to due to being #EXPOSED to his co-workers and family, ruining any chance of getting a job or hospitality, so he crawled into an abandoned mansion near his impact site where he later died of dysentery from eating his own shit.

	=== 1901 ===		=== 1901 ===
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	=== 2023 ===		=== 2023 ===

	After many years of carrying a haunted reputation, word had spread far and wide and many now knew the manor ~~was~~ a place of great danger. A group of ghost hunters who lived in their ~~mothers shed~~ were commissioned by the Isle of Mann's local MP (The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien) to identify the ghost and seek a way to banish it by all means necessary. The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien desired this outcome so that the manor could be converted into a new gay night club known as "The Shame Show Theatre". {Also see: [[Scary Strict Teacher\|Strict Scary Teacher]]}		After many years of carrying a haunted reputation, word had spread far and wide and many now knew the manor as a place of great danger. A group of ghost hunters who lived in their mother's sheds were commissioned by the Isle of Mann's local MP (The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien) to identify the ghost and seek a way to banish it by all means necessary. The Hon Jeffery Shroomstien desired this outcome so that the manor could be converted into a new gay night club known as "The Shame Show Theatre". {Also see: [[Scary Strict Teacher\|Strict Scary Teacher]]}
	[[File:Dr Faggot.mp4\|thumb\|One of the Faggots known appearances was in Doctor Gastronomical ]]		[[File:Dr Faggot.mp4\|thumb\|One of the Faggots known appearances was in Doctor Gastronomical ]]
	The ~~four~~ ghost hunters consisted of Moist Cr1tikal, Wings of Redemption, Hunter Biden and Derek Chauvin. The hunters arrived at the manor in their white van, now sorrowful, decrepit, moldy and unstable with age and neglect. They headed into the manor with their spirit boxes, UV torches, EMF readers and temperature sensors. Things kicked off quickly when Hunter Biden entered the house first crackpipe in hand and was possessed by the Faggot out of view of the others. Upon the other three walking in, the group was shocked to see a naked hunter on the ground with his anus exposed and arms wrapped around the back of his legs. He had covered himself in his own shit and was waving his hands around like a giant demented toddler as his tongue hung out. On his forehead the word "FAG" had been written onto his head with a pen knife. Charlie, as the group leader sagaciously commented "ok so this is just weird and goofy. No one wants to see you do that so I'm gonna put you down". Charlie then handed Hunter a fent laced crack pipe and he instinctively smoked it in an instance. Hunter then said "Oh shit please man I can't breathe I'm not that kind of guy man please momma" and promptly died. Derek Chauvin chortled aloud ~~and then~~ the remaining group split up.		The group of ghost hunters consisted of Moist Cr1tikal, Wings of Redemption, Arcade Crainiacs, The Irate Gamer, Hunter Biden and Derek Chauvin. The hunters arrived at the manor in their white van, now sorrowful, decrepit, moldy and unstable with age and neglect. They headed into the manor with their spirit boxes, UV torches, EMF readers and temperature sensors. Things kicked off quickly when Hunter Biden entered the house first crackpipe in hand and was possessed by the Faggot out of view of the others. Upon the other three walking in, the group was shocked to see a naked hunter on the ground with his anus exposed and arms wrapped around the back of his legs. He had covered himself in his own shit and was waving his hands around like a giant demented toddler as his tongue hung out. On his forehead the word "FAG" had been written onto his head with a pen knife. Charlie, as the group leader sagaciously commented "ok so this is just weird and goofy. No one wants to see you do that so I'm gonna put you down". Charlie then handed Hunter a fent laced crack pipe and he instinctively smoked it in an instance. Hunter then said "Oh shit please man I can't breathe I'm not that kind of guy man please momma" and promptly died. Derek Chauvin chortled aloud, after that event, the remaining group decided to split up.

	Wings of redemption being the tub of lard he is went straight for the downstairs kitchen to check for the ghost and have a quick snack while he was at it. As he was making a bacon sandwich, the lights flickered and Wings could hear a pig snorting through the spirit box. He turned around and saw the faggot on a table surrounded by vegetables on a plate with an apple in his mouth. Wings released his bowels onto the floor and ~~the faggot~~ squealed in excitement and jumped into the puddle and disappeared. Wings still in shock headed for the exit and saw writing in a recipe book on the counter. It read, 'I used to be a chef you know. I loved my job until one day somebody #EXPOSED me to my co-workers with pictures of me doing my thing". Wings took the book and "ran" back to the van as fast as his fat laden legs could carry him.		Wings of redemption being the tub of lard he is went straight for the downstairs kitchen to check for the ghost and have a quick snack while he was at it. As he was making a bacon sandwich, the lights flickered and Wings could hear a pig snorting through the spirit box. He turned around and saw the faggot on a table surrounded by vegetables on a plate with an apple in his mouth. Wings released his bowels onto the floor and The Faggot™ squealed in excitement and jumped into the puddle and disappeared. Wings still in shock, screamed: "I can't DO IT! I can't take this SHIT no more!" and headed for the exit, blubbering all the way and saw writing in a recipe book on the counter. It read, 'I used to be a chef you know. I loved my job until one day somebody #EXPOSED me to my co-workers with pictures of me doing my thing". Wings took the book and "ran" back to the van as fast as his fat laden legs could carry him.

	Derek Chauvin was upstairs with his temp gun out. He had a reading of 13.54 degrees in the library and went to investigate. On the wall was a classical painting of a slightly overweight Mexican man with a curly moustache standing naked on a cliff. The paintings title was ~~Lord~~ Harry Taco. As ~~Derek~~ gazed upon the painting, he smelled a putrid stench. He looked around ~~and~~ the ~~faggot~~ in the darkness ~~had appeared~~ behind ~~him and was~~ looking over ~~his~~ shoulder with an open mouthed smile displaying his shit covered tongue. Derek recoiled in horror and backed into the painting. The ~~faggot~~ approached him but stopped and looked up and saw the painting. The ~~Faggot~~ screamed at the painting and ran. Derek dropped to his knee and took a deep breath ~~then~~ headed back to the truck.		Derek Chauvin was upstairs with the Irate Gamer, his temp gun out. They had a reading of 13.54 degrees in the library and went to investigate. On the wall was a classical painting of a slightly overweight Mexican man with a curly moustache standing naked on a cliff. The paintings title was Baron Harry Taco. As the two gazed upon the painting, they smelled a putrid stench. Chris looked around slowly, with a dumbass look on his face, whilst Chauvin jerked around, darting the gun all over until both slowly lay their eyes on The Faggot, peering in the darkness from behind them, looking over Chauvin's shoulder with an open mouthed smile displaying his shit covered tongue. Derek recoiled in horror and backed into the painting, whilst Chris Bores whipped out his orgone energy reader to measure orgone on The Faggot, not caring about Derek's safety. The Faggot™ approached him but stopped and looked up and saw the painting. The Faggot™ screamed at the painting and ran. Derek dropped to his knee and took a deep breath and the two headed back to the truck.

	Finally Charlie was in the cellar of exposé manor. He could feel a dark energy coming from the place in particular and suspected this to be the ghost room.		Finally Charlie was in the cellar of exposé manor. He could feel a dark energy coming from the place in particular and suspected this to be the ghost room.
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	==Trivia ==		==Trivia ==

	*It's funny as hell to give ~~the faggot~~ details of a friend when he's horny because he will spam them asking to be humiliated		*It's funny as hell to give The Faggot™ details of a friend when he's horny because he will spam them asking to be humiliated
	*The faggot utterly hates women. If he hears a female in a VC bullying him he will get angry		*The faggot utterly hates women. If he hears a female in a VC bullying him he will get angry
	*The faggot is a coward, for he doesn't have the balls to follow through with being properly doxxed and will ignore you once he's had his fill of humiliation		*The faggot is a coward, for he doesn't have the balls to follow through with being properly doxxed and will ignore you once he's had his fill of humiliation
	*The faggot burned his iconic fag mask in mid-late 2024 without providing any reason when quizzed. I have since pressured him to remake it but have had no assurance		*The faggot burned his iconic fag mask in mid-late 2024 without providing any reason when quizzed. I have since pressured him to remake it but have had no assurance
	*Unfortunately for the [[꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙\|Dung Eater]], even The ~~Faggot~~ thinks he's a massive loser since The ~~Faggot~~ blocked him on discord in 2022 when the Dung Eater added him and tried to socialize with him and make him his henchman.		*Unfortunately for the [[꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙\|Dung Eater]], even The Faggot™ thinks he's a massive loser since The Faggot™ blocked him on discord in 2022 when the Dung Eater added him and tried to socialize with him and make him his henchman.
	** The ~~Faggot~~ has never blocked [[User:Barf Bag\|Barf Bag]] though, but who the fuck cares about that		** The Faggot™ has never blocked [[User:Barf Bag\|Barf Bag]] though, but who the fuck cares about that.
	** A new faggot mask was created and is in the hands of Candello		** A new faggot mask was created and is in the hands of some Discord femboy called Candello.
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	[[Category:Fucking Crazy]]		[[Category:Fucking Crazy]]