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Win108: Are you fucking colorblind

2026-06-13T22:59:41Z

Are you fucking colorblind

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	* He used to have a crush on Shimmer before she became his adoptive sister. Nice job, pre-2009 Nickelodeon. You've accidentally done "retroactive [[incest]]".		* He used to have a crush on Shimmer before she became his adoptive sister. Nice job, pre-2009 Nickelodeon. You've accidentally done "retroactive [[incest]]".
	* If his parents and biological siblings are yellow, then why is he green?

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

Win108 at 17:37, 10 April 2026

2026-04-10T17:37:36Z

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	'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰\|Dragon's]] adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the 5720s. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the NPCs made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Squirt isn't a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and instead, is a completely normal preschool show character with a completely normal personality that's suitable for all families unlike 90% of every character on this wiki. The only reason why Squirt is helping out the SUSiety is because he's a complete dumbass and is unaware of their malevolent goals and actions (+ he wants to help his bro out.) Meanwhile, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 want Squirt to join because they think he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 due to his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass name.		'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰\|Dragon's]] adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the 5720s. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the NPCs made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Squirt isn't a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and instead, is a completely normal preschool show character with a completely normal personality that's suitable for all families unlike 90% of every character on this wiki. The only reason why Squirt is helping out the SUSiety is because he's a complete dumbass and is unaware of their malevolent goals and actions (+ he wants to help his bro out.) Meanwhile, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 want Squirt to join because they think he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 due to his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass name.

	We do not talk about Goner Squirt. That information is classified.		We do not talk about [[Goner Squirt]]. That information is classified.

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==

Win108 at 17:35, 10 April 2026

2026-04-10T17:35:38Z

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	'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰\|Dragon's]] adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the 5720s. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the NPCs made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Squirt isn't a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and instead, is a completely normal preschool show character with a completely normal personality that's suitable for all families unlike 90% of every character on this wiki. The only reason why Squirt is helping out the SUSiety is because he's a complete dumbass and is unaware of their malevolent goals and actions (+ he wants to help his bro out.) Meanwhile, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 want Squirt to join because they think he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 due to his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass name.		'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰\|Dragon's]] adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the 5720s. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the NPCs made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Squirt isn't a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and instead, is a completely normal preschool show character with a completely normal personality that's suitable for all families unlike 90% of every character on this wiki. The only reason why Squirt is helping out the SUSiety is because he's a complete dumbass and is unaware of their malevolent goals and actions (+ he wants to help his bro out.) Meanwhile, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 want Squirt to join because they think he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 due to his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass name.

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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	<gallery widths="~~200~~" heights="~~200~~">		<gallery mode="nolines" widths="250" heights="250">
	File:Why so smug.png\|That fucking face.		File:Why so smug.png\|That fucking face.
	File:Squirt crying.png\|He forgot to look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13<sup>th</sup>		File:Squirt crying.png\|He forgot to look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13<sup>th</sup>
	</gallery>		</gallery>

Dung Eater at 00:39, 30 March 2026

2026-03-30T00:39:04Z

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	'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰\|Dragon]]'s adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the ~~second half of the story~~. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the ~~freakers~~ made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, ~~Dragon~~ isn't ~~really mad at~~ Squirt ~~for working with Dick~~, ~~just kinda disappointed~~.		'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰\|Dragon's]] adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the 5720s. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the NPCs made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Squirt isn't a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and instead, is a completely normal preschool show character with a completely normal personality that's suitable for all families unlike 90% of every character on this wiki. The only reason why Squirt is helping out the SUSiety is because he's a complete dumbass and is unaware of their malevolent goals and actions (+ he wants to help his bro out.) Meanwhile, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 want Squirt to join because they think he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 due to his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass name.

	We do not talk about Goner Squirt. That information is classified.		We do not talk about Goner Squirt. That information is classified.
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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	<gallery>		<gallery widths="200" heights="200">
	File:Why so smug.png\|That fucking face		File:Why so smug.png\|That fucking face.
	File:Squirt crying.png\|he forgot to look for the gummy bear album in stores on november ~~13th~~		File:Squirt crying.png\|He forgot to look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13<sup>th</sup>
	</gallery>		</gallery>

Win108 at 17:42, 29 March 2026

2026-03-29T17:42:09Z

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	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==

	* He used to have a crush on Shimmer before she ~~came~~ his adoptive sister. Nice job, pre-2009 Nickelodeon. You've accidentally done "retroactive [[incest]]".		* He used to have a crush on Shimmer before she became his adoptive sister. Nice job, pre-2009 Nickelodeon. You've accidentally done "retroactive [[incest]]".
	* If his parents and biological siblings are yellow, then why is he green?		* If his parents and biological siblings are yellow, then why is he green?

Win108 at 15:24, 29 March 2026

2026-03-29T15:24:01Z

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	[[File:Squirt.png\|thumb]]		[[File:Squirt.png\|thumb]]
	'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰\|Dragon]]'s adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the second half of the story. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick", which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the freakers made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Dragon isn't really mad at Squirt for working with Dick, just kinda disappointed.		'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰\|Dragon]]'s adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the second half of the story. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the freakers made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Dragon isn't really mad at Squirt for working with Dick, just kinda disappointed.

	We do not talk about Goner Squirt. That information is classified.		We do not talk about Goner Squirt. That information is classified.

Win108: Created page with "thumb '''Squirt''' is Dragon's adoptive brother that later works with Dick Dastardly in the second half of the story. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick", which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the freakers made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despi..."

2026-03-29T15:23:40Z

Created page with "thumb '''Squirt''' is Dragon's adoptive brother that later works with Dick Dastardly in the second half of the story. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick", which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the freakers made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despi..."

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[[File:Squirt.png|thumb]]
'''Squirt''' is [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰|Dragon]]'s adoptive brother that later works with [[Dick Dastardly]] in the second half of the story. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick", which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the freakers made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Dragon isn't really mad at Squirt for working with Dick, just kinda disappointed.

We do not talk about Goner Squirt. That information is classified.

== Trivia ==

* He used to have a crush on Shimmer before she came his adoptive sister. Nice job, pre-2009 Nickelodeon. You've accidentally done "retroactive [[incest]]".
* If his parents and biological siblings are yellow, then why is he green?

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Why so smug.png|That fucking face
File:Squirt crying.png|he forgot to look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th
</gallery>