SCP-682 - Revision history

Monsturd1954 at 05:37, 6 February 2026

2026-02-06T05:37:25Z

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	=== Description: ===		=== Description: ===
	SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to ~~engage in rudimentary communication with~~ SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone and everything, which has ~~been expressed~~ in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).		SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to drunkenly babble nonsense to SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone and everything, which it has frequently attempted to express by stuttering and mumbling incoherent phrases in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

Ninespit at 09:29, 18 August 2024

2024-08-18T09:29:22Z

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	[[File:Hbgbnghhm.jpg\|thumb\|SCP-682 shortly before being recovered by e-11 forces on ███████]]		[[File:Hbgbnghhm.jpg\|thumb\|SCP-682 shortly before being recovered by e-11 forces on ███████]]

			=== Item name: SCP-682 ===

	~~Item name: SCP-682~~		=== Object class: Retarded ===


	~~object~~ class: ~~Ticonderoga~~


	Special containment procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with '''beer''' until SCP-682 is submerged and '''drunk out of his mind'''. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.


			=== Special containment procedures: ===
			SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with '''beer''' until SCP-682 is submerged and '''drunk out of his mind'''. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.

			=== Description: ===
	SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to engage in rudimentary communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone and everything, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).		SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to engage in rudimentary communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone and everything, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

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	SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with ~~its~~ form ~~doebeit~~. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any ~~soda~~, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.		SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes. The exact levels vary with it form of slobbery. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any sparkling drink, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

	[[File:XTb1OBPQFapWilF8iaccxwFxPnaLO3qeLZTM4RwBofU.jpg\|center\|thumb\|A photo of SCP-682 taken in 2022]]		[[File:XTb1OBPQFapWilF8iaccxwFxPnaLO3qeLZTM4RwBofU.jpg\|center\|thumb\|A photo of SCP-682 taken in 2022]]
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Monsturd1954 at 09:03, 17 August 2024

2024-08-17T09:03:50Z

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	SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to engage in rudimentary communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone ~~even you~~, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).
			SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to engage in rudimentary communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone and everything, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

Ninespit at 06:12, 17 August 2024

2024-08-17T06:12:12Z

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	SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.		SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

	[[File:XTb1OBPQFapWilF8iaccxwFxPnaLO3qeLZTM4RwBofU.jp\|center\|g\|thumb\|A photo of SCP-682 taken in 2022]]		[[File:XTb1OBPQFapWilF8iaccxwFxPnaLO3qeLZTM4RwBofU.jpg\|center\|thumb\|A photo of SCP-682 taken in 2022]]

Ninespit at 06:11, 17 August 2024

2024-08-17T06:11:48Z

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	SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.		SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

			[[File:XTb1OBPQFapWilF8iaccxwFxPnaLO3qeLZTM4RwBofU.jp\|center\|g\|thumb\|A photo of SCP-682 taken in 2022]]

Monsturd1954 at 05:57, 17 August 2024

2024-08-17T05:57:45Z

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	SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes ~~material~~. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.
			SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

Monsturd1954 at 05:54, 17 August 2024

2024-08-17T05:54:36Z

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	Special containment procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with '''beer''' until SCP-682 is submerged and '''drunk out of his mind'''. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.		Special containment procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with '''beer''' until SCP-682 is submerged and '''drunk out of his mind'''. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.


	SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to engage in rudimentary communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone even you, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).		SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to engage in rudimentary communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone even you, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).



	SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes material. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.		SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes material. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

Monsturd1954 at 05:54, 17 August 2024

2024-08-17T05:54:04Z

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	Special containment procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with '''beer''' until SCP-682 is submerged and '''drunk out of his mind'''. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.		Special containment procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with '''beer''' until SCP-682 is submerged and '''drunk out of his mind'''. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.

			SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to engage in rudimentary communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone even you, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

			SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes, exact levels vary with its form doebeit. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes material. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any soda, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

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[[File:Hbgbnghhm.jpg|thumb|SCP-682 shortly before being recovered by e-11 forces on ███████]]

Item name: SCP-682

object class: Ticonderoga

Special containment procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with '''beer''' until SCP-682 is submerged and '''drunk out of his mind'''. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.