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Two '''unidentifiable and enigmatic deities and characters''', known mythically across fiction as the '''Omniversal Dyad''' (オムニバースの対, ''Omunibāsu no Tai''), or respectively best known mononymously by their most common aliases, '''{{color|#FF7DE6|___}}''' (tentative title) and '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,black 17%,#281705 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #009429;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">Enrique''' (エンリケ, ''Enrike''), are two joke characters and simultaneously the overarching main characters, relationship characters, impact/influence characters, protagonists, deuteragonists, and antagonists of the ''entirety'' of all [[Wikipedia:Fiction|{{color|#FEB900|'''fiction'''}}]] and [[Wikipedia:Real_World|{{color|#FEB900|'''our own reality'''}}]]. They are the most deplorably greatest, awfully astounding, malevolently magnificent, abominably breathtaking, terribly awe-inspiring, infamously sensational, atrociously remarkable, appallingly spectacular, horrifically stupendous, maliciously phenomenal, inadequately extraordinary, disgustingly incredible, intolerably wonderful, wickedly marvelous, powerfully weakest, unattractively sexiest, unholy godliest, insanely mentally unstable, enigmatically incomprehensible, and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 characters in all existences. Definitely the duo of all time. As the personifications of pure madness and as the eldritch idiotic supreme deities, they are the epitome of all [[Wikipedia:Comic relief|{{color|#FEB900|'''comic relief'''}}]] within all fiction as they serve as the ''ultimate bumbling villainous duo''.
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Throughout their enigmatic lifetimes, they have gone by a [[Wikipedia:Rayo%27s_number|{{color|#FEB900|'''Rayo's number'''}}]] of aliases and co-eternal, consubstantial alter-egos. According to all characters in fiction, they are the most enigmatic Omniversal deities with no known origin or comprehensible background. The only factually known thing about them is that a million of years ago, due to reasons unknowable to feeble human minds, they both would find all planets across the Omniverse that happen to be named [[Detroit|Earth]] simultaneously and the two decide to settle down there before ever meeting each other. Overall, much like the [[Wikipedia:Minions (Despicable Me)|{{color|#FEB900|'''Minions'''}}]], the two would be associated with many people and groups throughout their appearances across fiction. Similar to [[A1 Steak Sauce]], they are unfathomably <s>based</s> zased. They cannot drive or have a license as the two of them are too fucking retarded to drive any vehicle. Although, that really hasn’t stop them since they have used many cars to break into people's houses and torture the shit out of them alongside other weird shit for absolutely no reason other than the fact it amused them. They are absolutely dangerous (EVEN more so than [[big nose tv man]], and he's VERY dangerous.)
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The two of them–after meeting and joining forces for the first time in the [[Wikipedia:2010s|{{color|#FEB900|'''2010s'''}}]] would appear as recurring minor comedic relief antagonists across various games and fanfictions. For example of one of their many buffoonish antics together, one time after being assigned a mission together, the two of them were fooled into working off some random person’s debt; in which afterwards, they adopted a chicken for no discernible reason. There was also an instance where <code>?</code> and Enrique demanded one of their assigned assassination targets to buy them toys before they kill them since they were bored; with Enrique dissolving into tears after their target refuses—while <code>?</code> was just biting on Enrique's handkerchief like a rabid animal. They overall spend most of their time being hilariously incompetent at just about everything apart from just mindless killing, but as their dynamic and relationship progresses throughout fiction, the two of them slowly make themselves known to the entire Omniverse as true monsters and a threat to all existences. This was shown when they actually fought against multiple powerful and capable heroes across fiction and made them all look like complete idiots in mere seconds. They overall just love to cause a lot of historical disasters whenever they feel bored or in the mood of pissing off all governments and its people.
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Despite both originally starting off as nothing more than just simple comedic relief characters, because the writers never stopped making jokes about them being weird, the punchlines kept adding up until reaching its absolute memetic climax in the [[Wikipedia:2020s|{{color|#FEB900|'''2020s'''}}]] where the two became these endlessly bizarre all-encompassing characters who over time, basically became the hinge of the entirety of all narratives across fiction and fanworks because all writers basically said that they’ve done every weird thing they can think of to write for them and decided every single joke is canon. Overall, on the surface, these two sick fucks may just seem like the ultimate comedic relief and punching bag characters across all fiction, it actually goes deeper than what the [[Autism|autists]] on the internet want you to believe. Instead, they’re both fucking evil eldtritch horrors beyond comprehension who have basically committed every vilest, depraved, degenerate, evil, disgusting, satanic, tartarean, wicked, sinister, [insert other words for evil] shit known and unknown to our feeble human comprehension. And there they are, just as minor or background characters of a shitty [[Pooh's Adventures Wiki|Pooh's Adventures]] story of an already existing movie which plays exactly the same only with every fucking character in fiction ham fisted in for no fucking reason. No one understands them. No one truly cares about them because it's just the same plot verbatim from the original but with 67 trillion different characters thrown in there that do absolutely fucking nothing. No one, not even themselves know what they truly are or their true names due to their amnesia.
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During the 5720s, they served as the de facto second-in-cummands of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety under the codenames and personas of Wawario (ワワリオ, ''Wawario'') and Wawaluigi (ワワルイージ, ''Wawaruīji''). Utilizing their evil autism and power of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶, they practically destroyed all normies and NPCs with '''no story! No Motive! NO REASON! AND NO BACKGROUND CHECKS!!!''' or anyone else stupid enough to insult them and their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 acquaintances. <code>?</code> and Enrique both created the [[Omniverse|ꓳmniverse]] and were going to name it either the <code>?</code>verse or the Enriqueverse before settling on the “Omniverse” for some bizarre, unexplained reason. <code>?</code> and Enrique are also the reason why you have to have sex to have babies instead of literally any other method. This means that if you don't have sex; nobody will be born anymore and society will crumble and collapse, leading to the extinction of the human race. Thus, the entire meaning of life is about getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as they envisioned and intended. 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓵, 𝓱𝓾𝓱? They also like to eat flesh and “other stuff.”
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The only real way to understand their characters is to think of two random supporting weirdo comic relief characters in various shows or movies or games or whatever where they simply first appear as nothing more as comic relief and nothing else. Their backgrounds and origins aren’t important and what matters is that they're a punching bag or a complete loser for the sake of audiences to laugh at. Over time, the antics become more weirder and the main cast goes "Yeah, I heard one time they [some absurd and bizarre thing]" to show how weird and odd the characters are. Unlike most however, instead of just leaving it there, the writers and the narrative keep making that joke. Eventually, all the uncomfortable implications from the jokes made out of these characters over the span of multiple decades build up to all the insane stuff that the characters have done and it becomes an entire lore all on its own. Then at some point, something snaps, and it's not just throwaway lines anymore. Now it's canon. Now what used to just be implications or jokes are now part of the full visible side of the characters you see in the franchise. But so much has already been told that the unleashed version of these "weird comic relief individuals" eclipses all other characters. It's their story now, and all characters are now just along for the ride. That is what <code>?</code> and Enrique truly are.
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They are older than any character ever conceived or will ever be conceived, and are in fact, immortal; thus, they will never die but they still feel pain. They both have the intelligence of a child but only due to their utter insanity. They also have a mind-palace which contains an infinite number of alternative consubstantial alter-egos, including their own families, with the direct implication that <code>?</code> and Enrique are all of their own relatives respectively through time travel, immortality, and a fictional past that both invented for themselves as a result of their own specific individual trauma. They do not have any recognizable DNA sequence, and when medically inspected, they both contain an endless list of genetic fragmentary information, including wood chips, starfish DNA, and copper wire. Anyone who sees their true forms will instantly die.
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They are life and death. They are both men and women. They are all genders and all sexualities. They are crazed from blood lust and crazed from the devotion of the ducks. They are wood chips, copper wire, dung, cactus, starfish, etc. They are every instance of themselves throughout the Omniverse. They are immortal and unkillable. They are their own father and own mother. They are both light and dark, yin and yang. They are truly malevolent yet also sometimes benevolent. They are inextinguishable gods that walk among humans (YOU.) They are all truths, and all lies. They are genocidal yet also saviors. They are everything and nothing, all and nought. They are the epitome of all enigmas. They are true chaos incarnate across all realities and unrealities. Everyone had been fooled to their true natures–but by the end–they know who they truly are: monsters, demons, abominations. A goddess and a god among mortals. They are, and always will be omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient, omnigender, omnifarious, and omnisexual foot fetishists obsessed with one another and are the only characters on [[Welcome_to_the_Skullgirls_Wiki_Folks|this wiki]] to not be fictional while also being the only two characters ever to appear in ''every single form of media in some sort of way''. That's right, they’re real. Realer than you are and will ever be. Some say they’re somewhere in real life as we speak while we don't know it yet, but the truth is, they’re standing right behind you at this very instant. Don't look behind you. It's for your own good. If they aren’t behind you, they’re in your walls. They are the great equalizers. They are themselves the parts they’ve absorbed. They are made of wood chips and cum and they are forever forced to be reckoned with the fact.
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Nothing will ever reach them in the infinity that is the Omniverse and our own existence. Their presence alone defies all known laws of mathematics, standing beyond [[Wikipedia:Time|{{color|#FEB900|'''time'''}}]], [[Wikipedia:Space|{{color|#FEB900|'''space'''}}]], and [[Your Mum!|your mom]]. <code>?</code> and Enrique are just utterly and truly [[Wikipedia:Absolute infinite|{{color|#FEB900|'''absolute infinite'''}}]]. They are something completely beyond our comprehension. They just are, there's no other way to describe them nor is there anything to compare their true forms with. Nothing can ever compare to them, even if they themselves wanted to. Nobody can understand them anyway and all attempts lead into insanity. Those who attempt to comprehend them will go insane from the sheer revelations. It's complete nonsense to the brain. Not even characters like Pickle Rick, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Mister Myxlplyx, Q, Bill Cipher, etc. can understand them. They’re just that darn incomprehensible. They serve as one of the few (or maybe only) individuals and supreme beings that genuinely terrify all fictional characters and real people as well; including Chuck Fucking Norris (R.I.P.) Anyone and everyone are instantly afraid and succumb to fear from their sheer presence. Goku, Chuck Norris, Cthulhu, etc., it doesn’t matter. They are all afraid of them and so are you. Even [[Dotar Surk|DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK]], his three disciples, [[Luitrich|ɭยเՇгเςђ]], the [[Chungularity]], his many aspects, and his countless dickriders are all afraid of them and think the two of them are true sick fucks. They are 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 shitasses that no one understands nor cares about cuz they’re just too fucking insane. They have done literally everything, and they will always control our fates, whether we like it or not. You just have to deal with it. All the overpowered characters you can think like SCP-3812 and I AM THAT I AM are all a group of little cuties compared to them. That's right, <code>?</code> and Enrique are eldritch as fuck, even for other eldritch beings.
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Although controversial, they are also, as of the sixth millennium, the most popular characters of all time equally with both tied and ranking first place. Reactions to their character development and characterization have been praised heavily as both have stood as the undisputed pinnacles of fictional craftsmanship, transcending the very limitations of writing itself to become something closer to divine expressions of the human condition. Their critical acclaim is not merely positive, but a collective acknowledgment that storytelling has reached its absolute zenith through their existences, with every nuance, contradiction, and philosophical implication serving as a testament to their incomprehensible depth. <s>Nerds</s> Critics have hailed them as characters so profoundly transcendent that any word in any human language could not represent their qualities. Overall, many critics claim that their narratives eclipse all known boundaries of literature, philosophy, and art alike. To describe them as well-written would be an insult of almost cosmic proportions; they are not simply characters within stories, but our true gods who rule over our boundless potential that is real life, serving as masterpieces against which every character before and after them shall forever be measured, transcending writing itself to become the very definition of what it means for a character to be truly profound with critics exclaiming that their tragic, uncanny, and paradoxically hilarious existences including their mysterious origins are atypical of any protagonist.
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<div class="bounce">'''...'''</div>

 <div class="bounce">'''<code>?</code> and Enrique are life and death...'''</div>

 <div class="bounce">'''<code>?</code> and Enrique are light and darkness...'''</div>

 <div class="bounce">'''<code>?</code> and Enrique are good and evil...'''</div>

 <div class="bounce">'''<code>?</code> and Enrique are yin and yang...'''</div>

 <div class="bounce">'''<code>?</code> and Enrique are the beginning and the end...'''</div>

 <div class="bounce">'''<code>?</code> and Enrique are you and me...'''</div>

 <div class="bounce">'''...'''</div>

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