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Ninespit at 15:46, 14 March 2026

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	==Entrance==		==Entrance==
	The entrance to upper norfair is through a magical ~~pit~~ located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw.		The entrance to upper norfair is through a magical manhole located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw.

	==Fauna and Geological features==		==Fauna and Geological features==

Ninespit: /* Lower Norfair/ Lair of Ridley */

2026-03-14T15:45:46Z

Lower Norfair/ Lair of Ridley

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	Deep in a tunnel within Norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"		Deep in a tunnel within Norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"

	One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower Norfair and reach The Lair of Ridley, where you would see him ornateing Christian iconography out of shit. It is the most beautiful place in Norfair, decorated in gems, rare silks and gold gracefully jutting out of the shit walls. contrary to the sign and popular belief, Ridley would look out for you if you appear as a beggar. Otherwise, if you're a warrior like Samus, he'll attack you for intrusion.		One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower Norfair and reach The Lair of Ridley, where you would see him ornateing Christian iconography out of shit. It is the most beautiful place in Norfair, decorated in gems, rare silks and gold gracefully jutting out of the shit walls and fatbergs. contrary to the sign and popular belief, Ridley would look out for you if you appear as a beggar. Otherwise, if you're a warrior like Samus, he'll attack you for intrusion.
	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]
	[[Category:Mines]]		[[Category:Mines]]

Ninespit: /* Lower Norfair/ Lair of Ridley */

2026-03-14T15:45:01Z

Lower Norfair/ Lair of Ridley

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	<youtube>https://youtu.be/XGgvHDnTg84?si=c29yiaEnbBVjZxfB</youtube>		<youtube>https://youtu.be/XGgvHDnTg84?si=c29yiaEnbBVjZxfB</youtube>
	[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg\|thumb\|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]		[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg\|thumb\|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]
	Norfair, professionally known as Poland, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet ~~zebes~~ made almost entirely out of animal excrement and is often used by interplanetary societies to dump their poop. Needless to say, it smells bad.		Norfair, professionally known as Poland, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground country sized region of planet Zebes made almost entirely out of animal excrement and is often used by interplanetary societies to dump their poop. Needless to say, it smells bad.

	This place has inhabitants such as [[LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman]], [[Raku chan\|Raku Chan]], [[Poop Chungus]], and [[Harlot of the Flies]], although one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of Norfair.		This place has inhabitants such as [[LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman]], [[Raku chan\|Raku Chan]], [[Poop Chungus]], and [[Harlot of the Flies]], although one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of Norfair.
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	==Entrance==		==Entrance==
	The entrance to upper norfair is through a ~~manhole~~ located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw.		The entrance to upper norfair is through a magical pit located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw.

	==Fauna and ~~geological~~ features==		==Fauna and Geological features==
	You'd think there would be a lot of flora and fauna there, since the world is made of shit, but actually is very few fauna roaming in norfair as few creatures other than [[Ridley]], flies, rats and some alligators can survive to the sheer unsanitary conditions of the place without suffering from E-Colonoscopy, suflur monoxide poisoning or ~~tetnus~~ infection. There are geysers that shoot out liquid poo and farts instead of water and in the center there is a giant fart ~~volcano~~.		You'd think there would be a lot of flora and fauna there, since the world is made of shit, but actually is very few fauna roaming in norfair as few creatures other than [[Ridley]], flies, rats and some alligators can survive to the sheer unsanitary conditions of the place without suffering from E-Colonoscopy, suflur monoxide poisoning or tetanus infection. There are geysers that shoot out liquid poo and farts instead of water and in the center there is a giant volcano called The Great Cornholio which as you'd guess, sends dangerous fart clouds and piping hot diarrhea all over the surface of Zebes every 67-69 years.

	==Lower Norfair/ Lair of Ridley==		==Lower Norfair/ Lair of Ridley==
	<youtube>https://youtu.be/dbI_zB-VWDg?si=FtQ9B-g3V5g34Klu</youtube>		<youtube>https://youtu.be/dbI_zB-VWDg?si=FtQ9B-g3V5g34Klu</youtube>
	~~deep~~ in a tunnel within ~~norfair~~ lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"		Deep in a tunnel within Norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"

	One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower Norfair and reach The Lair of Ridley, where you would see him ornateing Christian iconography out of shit. It is the most beautiful place in Norfair, decorated in gems, rare silks and gold gracefully jutting out of the shit walls. contrary to the sign, Ridley would look out for you if you appear as a beggar. Otherwise, if you're a warrior like Samus, he'll attack you for intrusion.		One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower Norfair and reach The Lair of Ridley, where you would see him ornateing Christian iconography out of shit. It is the most beautiful place in Norfair, decorated in gems, rare silks and gold gracefully jutting out of the shit walls. contrary to the sign and popular belief, Ridley would look out for you if you appear as a beggar. Otherwise, if you're a warrior like Samus, he'll attack you for intrusion.
	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]
	[[Category:Mines]]		[[Category:Mines]]

Ninespit at 16:50, 17 November 2024

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	[[Category:Gross]]		[[Category:Gross]]
	[[Category:Really retarded]]		[[Category:Really retarded]]
			[[Category:Smelly places]]
			[[Category:Stinky]]

Ninespit at 08:47, 15 October 2024

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	Norfair, professionally known as Poland, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of animal excrement and is often used by interplanetary societies to dump their poop. Needless to say, it smells bad.		Norfair, professionally known as Poland, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of animal excrement and is often used by interplanetary societies to dump their poop. Needless to say, it smells bad.

	This place has inhabitants such as [[LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman]], [[Raku chan\|Raku Chan]], [[Poop Chungus]], and [[Harlot of the Flies]], ~~allthough~~ one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of Norfair.		This place has inhabitants such as [[LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman]], [[Raku chan\|Raku Chan]], [[Poop Chungus]], and [[Harlot of the Flies]], although one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of Norfair.

	It is [[DeadWingDork\|DeadWingDork's]] go to place to content farm for his streams, looking for users and lolcows that may lurk there.		It is [[DeadWingDork\|DeadWingDork's]] go to place to content farm for his streams, looking for users and lolcows that may lurk there.

Ninespit at 05:45, 8 June 2024

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	<youtube>https://youtu.be/XGgvHDnTg84?si=c29yiaEnbBVjZxfB</youtube>		<youtube>https://youtu.be/XGgvHDnTg84?si=c29yiaEnbBVjZxfB</youtube>
	[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg\|thumb\|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]		[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg\|thumb\|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]
	Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of ~~human and~~ animal excrement, ~~of course~~ it smells bad		Norfair, professionally known as Poland, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of animal excrement and is often used by interplanetary societies to dump their poop. Needless to say, it smells bad.

			This place has inhabitants such as [[LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman]], [[Raku chan\|Raku Chan]], [[Poop Chungus]], and [[Harlot of the Flies]], allthough one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of Norfair.

	~~This place has inhabitants such as~~ [[~~LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman~~]], ~~[[Raku chan]]~~ and ~~[[Harlot of the Flies]], allthough one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of norfair~~		It is [[DeadWingDork\|DeadWingDork's]] go to place to content farm for his streams, looking for users and lolcows that may lurk there.

	==Entrance==		==Entrance==
	The entrance to upper norfair is through a manhole located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw		The entrance to upper norfair is through a manhole located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw.

	==Fauna and geological features==		==Fauna and geological features==
	there is ~~little to no~~ fauna in norfair as few creatures other than [[Ridley]] and some alligators can survive in the unsanitary conditions of the place without ~~dying of disease~~, ~~intoxication~~ or infection~~, there~~ are geysers that shoot out liquid poo and farts instead of water and in the center there is a giant fart volcano		You'd think there would be a lot of flora and fauna there, since the world is made of shit, but actually is very few fauna roaming in norfair as few creatures other than [[Ridley]], flies, rats and some alligators can survive to the sheer unsanitary conditions of the place without suffering from E-Colonoscopy, suflur monoxide poisoning or tetnus infection. There are geysers that shoot out liquid poo and farts instead of water and in the center there is a giant fart volcano.

	==Lower ~~norfair~~/ ~~lair~~ of ~~ridley~~==		==Lower Norfair/ Lair of Ridley==
	<youtube>https://youtu.be/dbI_zB-VWDg?si=FtQ9B-g3V5g34Klu</youtube>		<youtube>https://youtu.be/dbI_zB-VWDg?si=FtQ9B-g3V5g34Klu</youtube>
	deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"		deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"

			One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower Norfair and reach The Lair of Ridley, where you would see him ornateing Christian iconography out of shit. It is the most beautiful place in Norfair, decorated in gems, rare silks and gold gracefully jutting out of the shit walls. contrary to the sign, Ridley would look out for you if you appear as a beggar. Otherwise, if you're a warrior like Samus, he'll attack you for intrusion.
	One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower ~~norfair~~, the ~~lair~~ of ~~ridley~~		[[Category:Locations]]
			[[Category:Mines]]
			[[Category:Interdimensional Portals]]
			[[Category:Poo]]
			[[Category:Poop]]
			[[Category:Gross]]
			[[Category:Really retarded]]

Monsturd1954 at 03:28, 8 June 2024

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	[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg\|thumb\|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]		[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg\|thumb\|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]
	Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of human and animal excrement, of course it smells bad		Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of human and animal excrement, of course it smells bad
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	==Lower norfair/ lair of ridley==		==Lower norfair/ lair of ridley==
			<youtube>https://youtu.be/dbI_zB-VWDg?si=FtQ9B-g3V5g34Klu</youtube>
	deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"		deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"


	One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower norfair, the lair of ridley		One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower norfair, the lair of ridley

Monsturd1954 at 03:26, 8 June 2024

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			<youtube>https://youtu.be/dbI_zB-VWDg?si=FtQ9B-g3V5g34Klu</youtube>
	[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg\|thumb\|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]		[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg\|thumb\|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]
	Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of human and animal excrement, of course it smells bad		Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of human and animal excrement, of course it smells bad
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	This place has inhabitants such as [[LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman]], [[Raku chan]] and [[Harlot of the Flies]], allthough one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of norfair		This place has inhabitants such as [[LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman]], [[Raku chan]] and [[Harlot of the Flies]], allthough one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of norfair

	== Entrance ==		==Entrance==
	The entrance to upper norfair is through a manhole located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw		The entrance to upper norfair is through a manhole located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw

	== Fauna and geological features ==		==Fauna and geological features==
	there is little to no fauna in norfair as few creatures other than [[Ridley]] and some alligators can survive in the unsanitary conditions of the place without dying of disease, intoxication or infection, there are geysers that shoot out liquid poo and farts instead of water and in the center there is a giant fart volcano		there is little to no fauna in norfair as few creatures other than [[Ridley]] and some alligators can survive in the unsanitary conditions of the place without dying of disease, intoxication or infection, there are geysers that shoot out liquid poo and farts instead of water and in the center there is a giant fart volcano

	== Lower norfair/ lair of ridley ==		==Lower norfair/ lair of ridley==
	deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"		deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley\|RIDLEY]]"


	One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower norfair, the lair of ridley		One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower norfair, the lair of ridley

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[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg|thumb|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]]
Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of human and animal excrement, of course it smells bad

This place has inhabitants such as [[LoulouVZ]], her lover [[Shädman]], [[Raku chan]] and [[Harlot of the Flies]], allthough one such inhabitant stands out from the others, [[Ridley]], who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of norfair

== Entrance ==
The entrance to upper norfair is through a manhole located deep inside a tunnel in [[Yonggary island]], which is on planet earth btw

== Fauna and geological features ==
there is little to no fauna in norfair as few creatures other than [[Ridley]] and some alligators can survive in the unsanitary conditions of the place without dying of disease, intoxication or infection, there are geysers that shoot out liquid poo and farts instead of water and in the center there is a giant fart volcano

== Lower norfair/ lair of ridley ==
deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley|RIDLEY]]"

One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower norfair, the lair of ridley