Muddy buck - Revision history

Ninespit at 06:58, 7 January 2026

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	-Bazza (age 53)		-Bazza (age 53)
			[[File:Muddy Rosen.png\|none\|thumb\|Michael Rosen capturing Muddy Buck, now stuck in a welly, to pleasure himself with when he gets back home.]]

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==

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Trivia

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	== Origins of the mud beast ==		== Origins of the mud beast ==
	In the times when the Earth was no more than muck, a meteorite struck the surface of the planet carrying an alien hivemind known as the slopvidians. Using mud they formed themselves a body and sat patiently waiting for intelligent life to form on the earth that they could assimilate and use as puppets to return to their mud world.		In the times when the Earth was no more than muck, a meteorite struck the surface of the planet carrying an alien hivemind known as the slopvidians. Using mud they formed themselves a body and sat patiently waiting for intelligent life to form on the earth that they could assimilate and use as puppets to return to their mud world. They live for way too long, so long their puppets usually decay away before they die. Though it is said the stolen bodies prolong the muddy life of the muddy beast.

	==== 21st century appearance ====		==== 21st century appearance ====
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	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==

	* There is an Australian version of muddy buck creatively named, ~~muddy~~ bob		* There is an Australian version of muddy buck creatively named, Muddy bob
	* Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast."		* Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast."
	* Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out)		* Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out).
			* Peat makes him really gassy.
	[[Category:Poop]]		[[Category:Poop]]
	[[Category:Poo Eaters]]		[[Category:Poo Eaters]]

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	}}{{Quote\|Muddy Buck\|''The only indication of my presence is the bubbling of minuscule pockets of air kept hidden in the mires of the deep since ancient times when the mud covered the lands in Cretaceous goo''}}		}}{{Quote\|Muddy Buck\|''The only indication of my presence is the bubbling of minuscule pockets of air kept hidden in the mires of the deep since ancient times when the mud covered the lands in Cretaceous goo''}}
			[[File:Fathomless Mud of the Swamp.png\|left\|thumb\|356x356px\|Muddy Buck's first stolen body.]]
	[[File:Mud bucking.mov\|thumb\|Muddy Buck assimilating a new victim to his cause ]]		[[File:Mud bucking.mov\|thumb\|Muddy Buck assimilating a new victim to his cause ]]

	== Origins of the mud beast ==		== Origins of the mud beast ==
	In the times when the Earth was no more than muck a meteorite struck the surface of the planet carrying, an alien hivemind known as the slopvidians. Using mud they formed themselves a body and sat patiently waiting for intelligent life to form on the earth that they could assimilate and use as puppets to return to ~~the~~ mud ~~universe~~.		In the times when the Earth was no more than muck, a meteorite struck the surface of the planet carrying an alien hivemind known as the slopvidians. Using mud they formed themselves a body and sat patiently waiting for intelligent life to form on the earth that they could assimilate and use as puppets to return to their mud world.

	==== 21st century appearance ====		==== 21st century appearance ====

Ninespit at 12:55, 18 January 2025

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	==== 21st century appearance ====		==== 21st century appearance ====
	Muddy Buck found himself in a muddy poo-snake form while swimming through the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He was desperate for a new body and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the Master in the shitty Doctor Who TV Movie.		Muddy Buck found himself in a muddy poo-snake form while swimming through the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He was desperate for a new body and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the Master in the shitty Doctor Who TV Movie.
	[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The ~~faggot~~]] was a fan of muddy buck]]		[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The Faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]
	In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".		In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".

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	==== 21st century appearance ====		==== 21st century appearance ====
	Muddy Buck found himself in a muddy poo-snake form while swimming through the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He was desperate for a new body and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the Master in ~~The~~ shitty Doctor Who TV Movie.		Muddy Buck found himself in a muddy poo-snake form while swimming through the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He was desperate for a new body and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the Master in the shitty Doctor Who TV Movie.
	[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]		[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]
	In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".		In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".

Ninespit at 11:38, 18 January 2025

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	==== 21st century appearance ====		==== 21st century appearance ====
	Muddy Buck found himself a ~~human~~ form while ~~travelling~~ the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He ~~had run out of regenerations~~ and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the ~~master~~ in The ~~Keeper of Traken~~.		Muddy Buck found himself in a muddy poo-snake form while swimming through the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He was desperate for a new body and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the Master in The shitty Doctor Who TV Movie.
	[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot~~\|The Faggot~~]] was a fan of muddy buck]]		[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]
	In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".		In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".

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	* Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast."		* Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast."
	* Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out)		* Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out)
			[[Category:Poop]]
			[[Category:Poo Eaters]]
			[[Category:Morphable Characters]]
			[[Category:CREATURES]]
			[[Category:RedLetterMedia Followers]]
			[[Category:Monsters]]
			[[Category:Religions]]
			[[Category:Awugh!]]
			[[Category:Minor Antagonists]]

Slippery Gypsy at 11:34, 18 January 2025

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	==== 21st century appearance ====		==== 21st century appearance ====
	Muddy Buck found himself a human form while travelling the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He had run out of regenerations and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the master in The Keeper of Traken.		Muddy Buck found himself a human form while travelling the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He had run out of regenerations and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the master in The Keeper of Traken.
	[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]		[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot\|The Faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]
	In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".		In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".

Slippery Gypsy at 11:32, 18 January 2025

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	[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]		[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]
	In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".		In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".

			== Assimilations ==
			Muddy Buck created a muck pit in his backyard with which he used to convert new people to his cause

			Some high profile victims included

			-George Droyd

			-Joe Biden

			-Hunter Biden

			-Joe Rogan

			-Donald Trump (the apricot archvillian)

			-Adric

			-[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris Chan]]

			-Bazza (age 53)

			== Trivia ==

			* There is an Australian version of muddy buck creatively named, muddy bob
			* Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast."
			* Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out)

Slippery Gypsy at 11:23, 18 January 2025

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	}}{{Quote\|Muddy Buck\|''The only indication of my presence is the bubbling of minuscule pockets of air kept hidden in the mires of the deep since ancient times when the mud covered the lands in Cretaceous goo''}}		}}{{Quote\|Muddy Buck\|''The only indication of my presence is the bubbling of minuscule pockets of air kept hidden in the mires of the deep since ancient times when the mud covered the lands in Cretaceous goo''}}
			[[File:Mud bucking.mov\|thumb\|Muddy Buck assimilating a new victim to his cause ]]

	== Origins of the mud beast ==		== Origins of the mud beast ==
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	==== 21st century appearance ====		==== 21st century appearance ====
	Muddy Buck found himself a human form while travelling the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He had run out of regenerations and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the master in The Keeper of Traken.		Muddy Buck found himself a human form while travelling the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He had run out of regenerations and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the master in The Keeper of Traken.
			[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg\|thumb\|[[The faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]]
	In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".		In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".