Lloyd Garmadon/TV Series - Revision history

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	'''Laloyd Garmadon''' is the green nonger and powerful spinjitsu ~~masteureux~~. He is the son of [[Lord Garmadon]] and nephew of [[Master Wu]]. He is a famous shampoo model thanks to his incredible fabulous hair, and is also a twink and a lil gay (I purposefully ignore any canon scenes that prove that last statement otherwise).		'''Laloyd Garmadon''' is the green nonger and powerful spinjitsu capable person. He is the son of [[Lord Garmadon]] and nephew of [[Master Wu]]. He is a famous shampoo model thanks to his incredible fabulous hair, and is also a twink and a lil gay (I purposefully ignore any canon scenes that prove that last statement otherwise).

	==History==		==History==

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	nothegreenninshi.jpg\|Wait, that's not the green ninja		nothegreenninshi.jpg\|Wait, that's not the green ninja
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	[[Category:Ninjago]]		[[Category:Ninjago]]

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	*Hates Venezuela.		*Hates Venezuela.
	*He is a twink! Twink! Just as the hetero thing I refuse to believe he is buff, lego no, wtf, he's a twink!		*He is a twink! Twink! Just as the hetero thing I refuse to believe he is buff, lego no, wtf, he's a twink!
			* Yo he actually handsome af #nohomo

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	=== Home-a-phobe ===		=== Home-a-phobe ===
	[[File:lloyd but with gun.png\|150px\|left\|thumb\|pew pew]]		[[File:lloyd but with gun.png\|150px\|left\|thumb\|pew pew, no more ball tickling]]
	After he fought his dada he faced a new enemy, [[Captain Pingu]], who attacked Lloyd with a huge stick because he hates gays. Lloyd pulled out a gun and shot his testicle off.		After he fought his dada he faced a new enemy, [[Captain Pingu]], who attacked Lloyd with a huge stick because he hates gays. Lloyd pulled out a gun and shot his testicle off.
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	==History==		==History==
			=== Birth of the Green Bean ===
	[[File:Bebelloid.jpg\|150px\|left\|thumb\|Baby green bean]]		[[File:Bebelloid.jpg\|150px\|left\|thumb\|Baby green bean]]
	After Garmadon jacked off on a plant pot, a beanstalk started to grow with only one green bean on it. This green bean later became baby Lloyd. As soon baby Lloyd said his first words, the loads of melanin in Lord Garmadon's skin caused his black genes to trigger and just left Lloyd alone, fatherless. Since his mom is a bitch, she didn't take care of him as well, and he ended up in some orphanage or school, idk I watched the episodes in a language I don't understand.		After Garmadon jacked off on a plant pot, a beanstalk started to grow with only one green bean on it. This green bean later became baby Lloyd. As soon baby Lloyd said his first words, the loads of melanin in Lord Garmadon's skin caused his black genes to trigger and just left Lloyd alone, fatherless. Since his mom is a bitch, she didn't take care of him as well, and he ended up in some orphanage or school, idk I watched the episodes in a language I don't understand.

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	===Ultimate Awesome Battle!!!===		===Ultimate Awesome Battle!!!===
	He fought against his dad, was epic!!!		He fought against his dad, was epic!!!

			=== Home-a-phobe ===
			[[File:lloyd but with gun.png\|150px\|left\|thumb\|pew pew]]
			After he fought his dada he faced a new enemy, [[Captain Pingu]], who attacked Lloyd with a huge stick because he hates gays. Lloyd pulled out a gun and shot his testicle off.
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	===Current Life===		===Current Life===

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	\|fullname = Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon		\|fullname = Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon
	\|aliases = Laloyd <small>(his daddy)</small>		\|aliases = Laloyd <small>(his daddy)</small>
	<br> Little twink <small>(his ''daddy'')</small>		<br> Little twink <small>(his ''daddy~'')</small>
	\|species = Minifig		\|species = Minifig
	\|gender = Male		\|gender = Male