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	Every LARP = his testicles.[[File:OmniverseSagaManga-larpery(2).png\|left\|frameless\|264x264px]]LARPery is the supreme commander, living embodiment, and metaphysical meme of everything normie, NPC, and LARP. By the way, all modern religions and mythologies are simply all just cover stories that he wrote after receiving encrypted orders from his superiors, the [https://archonodb.com/w/Zalpha_Council '''Zalpha Council''']. What about secret societies your stupid bitch ass may ask? They're all simply fan clubs that accidentally stumbled onto 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the truth and immediately started arguing over symbols instead of asking who designed the symbols in the first place. Never trust the flowers.		Every LARP = his testicles.<br>
			[[File:OmniverseSagaManga-larpery(2).png\|left\|frameless\|264x264px]]LARPery is the supreme commander, living embodiment, and metaphysical meme of everything normie, NPC, and LARP. By the way, all modern religions and mythologies are simply all just cover stories that he wrote after receiving encrypted orders from his superiors, the [https://archonodb.com/w/Zalpha_Council '''Zalpha Council''']. What about secret societies your stupid bitch ass may ask? They're all simply fan clubs that accidentally stumbled onto 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the truth and immediately started arguing over symbols instead of asking who designed the symbols in the first place. Never trust the flowers.

	Look closer.		Look closer.

Dung Eater: LARP of all LARPs

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[[File:LARPery.png|center|frameless|434x434px|THE LARP OF ALL LARPS]][[File:LARPery-deltalarp.gif|right]]'''LARPer Man''', more commonly known by those who aren't asleep as '''LARPery''', is the mysterious and secret supreme ruler of [[The Larping Empire|LARP Society]]. He's the thing behind the thing behind the thing behind the thing behind the thing behind the flowery eggs. He simultaneously resides inside every universal variant of '''[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/God YHWH's] [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hell basements]''', every basement beneath those basements, and the conceptual blueprint of the original "basement" itself. Every version of the [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelestialParagonsAndArchangels '''archangels'''], every version of [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Satan '''Satan'''], and several entities nobody remembers from the old testament are all unknowingly assigned to protect him across the entire [https://archonodb.com/w/Collective_Omniverse '''Collective Omniverse'''] because the script says they have to.

He's the father of the original [[New Norm]] variant within the entire [[Omniverse]] as the first New Norm was not a person. He was a prototype. The first successful normie deployment. Everything after that? Updates. Patches. Rollbacks. Humanity version 12.7.3. LARPery was also the first NPC who went off to hawk tuah NPCville for an overnight vacation. Depending on which side of the meta you're standing on, he's either the overarching protagonist or overarching antagonist of the 2026 <small><sup>(5756)</sup></small> Saga <small>A.K.A.</small> the LARP Saga within all of fiction; while also being the saga's final boss.

ALSO STOP CALLING HIM "LARPer Man." That's the containment label. His real designation is LARPery, and if you already knew that, congratulations, you've been on the list longer than you think.

Every normie = his infantry.

Every NPC = his nervous system.

Every LARP = his testicles.[[File:OmniverseSagaManga-larpery(2).png|left|frameless|264x264px]]LARPery is the supreme commander, living embodiment, and metaphysical meme of everything normie, NPC, and LARP. By the way, all modern religions and mythologies are simply all just cover stories that he wrote after receiving encrypted orders from his superiors, the [https://archonodb.com/w/Zalpha_Council '''Zalpha Council''']. What about secret societies your stupid bitch ass may ask? They're all simply fan clubs that accidentally stumbled onto 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the truth and immediately started arguing over symbols instead of asking who designed the symbols in the first place. Never trust the flowers.

Look closer.

Why does every universe eventually invent "the chosen one"? Why does every apocalypse end with someone saying "it was all according to plan"? Why are there always background characters who know just a little too much and then disappear? Why do basements keep showing up?

Exactly!

The Omniverse isn't expanding. It's LARPing as an Omniverse. Ever wonder why every civilization invents the same stories with different names?

LARPery knows.

Read this again after the next canon event in 2027. If it suddenly makes sense, you're already too deep.
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