King Nigwardnis III - Revision history

Ninespit at 18:56, 1 September 2026

2026-09-01T18:56:45Z

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	There are theories going on with the Royal Match "fanbase" that the culprit behind all these traps are [[Tom bombadil\|Lord Voldemort]], Tencent, and Lord Stupid, however the most popular and most grounded theory is that the traps were all made by him, for him. If this is true, he is either a complete attention whore and/or a suicidal maniac who couldn't catch the release of death, whilst having the planning skills as retarded as [[Dick Dastardly]].		There are theories going on with the Royal Match "fanbase" that the culprit behind all these traps are [[Tom bombadil\|Lord Voldemort]], Tencent, and Lord Stupid, however the most popular and most grounded theory is that the traps were all made by him, for him. If this is true, he is either a complete attention whore and/or a suicidal maniac who couldn't catch the release of death, whilst having the planning skills as retarded as [[Dick Dastardly]].

	He has a brother named Dick but ~~nobody~~ gives a shit about him.		He has a brother named Dick who has another game exactly like his, but everyone else gives even less of a shit about him or his game compared to Nigwardnis, so much so, they are even immune to rule34.
	[[File:The kung.png\|left\|thumb\|147x147px]]		[[File:The kung.png\|left\|thumb\|147x147px]]

Ninespit at 09:32, 18 February 2026

2026-02-18T09:32:48Z

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	Despite facing these traps everyday, he too scared to watch the Saw movies.		Despite facing these traps everyday, he too scared to watch the Saw movies.

	He has a brother named Dick but nobody gives a shit about him		There are theories going on with the Royal Match "fanbase" that the culprit behind all these traps are [[Tom bombadil\|Lord Voldemort]], Tencent, and Lord Stupid, however the most popular and most grounded theory is that the traps were all made by him, for him. If this is true, he is either a complete attention whore and/or a suicidal maniac who couldn't catch the release of death, whilst having the planning skills as retarded as [[Dick Dastardly]].

			He has a brother named Dick but nobody gives a shit about him.
	[[File:The kung.png\|left\|thumb\|147x147px]]		[[File:The kung.png\|left\|thumb\|147x147px]]

Ninespit at 16:48, 8 January 2026

2026-01-08T16:48:49Z

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	He has a brother named Dick but nobody gives a shit about him		He has a brother named Dick but nobody gives a shit about him
			[[File:The kung.png\|left\|thumb\|147x147px]]

	== His Dumbass Kingdom ==		== His Dumbass Kingdom ==

Ninespit at 13:38, 22 November 2025

2025-11-22T13:38:37Z

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	== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==		== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==
	{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOf\|\|1000\|center\|Brainrot 9000}}		{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOf\|1000\|center\|Brainrot 9000}}
	[[Category:Kings]]		[[Category:Kings]]
	[[Category:Retards]]		[[Category:Retards]]

Ninespit at 13:38, 22 November 2025

2025-11-22T13:38:27Z

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	== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==		== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==
	{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOf\|~~\|\|\|\|start=9~~\|1000\|center\|Brainrot 9000}}		{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOf\|\|1000\|center\|Brainrot 9000}}
	[[Category:Kings]]		[[Category:Kings]]
	[[Category:Retards]]		[[Category:Retards]]

Ninespit at 13:35, 22 November 2025

2025-11-22T13:35:59Z

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	== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==		== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==
	{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=~~zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOfstart~~=9\|1000\|center\|~~frameless~~}}		{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOf\|\|\|\|\|start=9\|1000\|center\|Brainrot 9000}}
	[[Category:Kings]]		[[Category:Kings]]
	[[Category:Retards]]		[[Category:Retards]]

Ninespit at 13:30, 22 November 2025

2025-11-22T13:30:36Z

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	== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==		== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==
	{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=~~zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOf~~\|1000\|center\|frameless~~\|start=9~~}}		{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOfstart=9\|1000\|center\|frameless}}
	[[Category:Kings]]		[[Category:Kings]]
	[[Category:Retards]]		[[Category:Retards]]

Ninespit at 13:29, 22 November 2025

2025-11-22T13:29:12Z

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	Despite facing these traps everyday, he too scared to watch the Saw movies.		Despite facing these traps everyday, he too scared to watch the Saw movies.

			He has a brother named Dick but nobody gives a shit about him

	== His Dumbass Kingdom ==		== His Dumbass Kingdom ==
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	In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, your orders are never wrong.		In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, your orders are never wrong.

	And ~~the little bits of Jesus juice~~, ~~come in trickling down~~ the ~~rocks~~.		And your voice is always listened to, when you catch kids on the bong.

	The house is never a mess, nor the husband or the kids.		The house is never a mess, nor the husband or the kids.

	I'm a gonna stay where you can sleep all day, where there funny memes that are safe and clean,		I'm a gonna stay where you can sleep all day, where there funny memes that are safe and clean, in the Match Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom.

	In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, mean comments are never found.		In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, mean comments are never found.

			== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick ==
			{{#ev:youtube\|https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?si=zzVNR7vdfu5PSCOf\|1000\|center\|frameless\|start=9}}
			[[Category:Kings]]
			[[Category:Retards]]
			[[Category:Old people]]
			[[Category:Fatass]]
			[[Category:Idiots]]
			[[Category:Taco Stand Owner]]
			[[Category:THE MAIN PROTAGONIST]]
			[[Category:Oompa loompas]]

Ninespit at 13:17, 22 November 2025

2025-11-22T13:17:40Z

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	[[File:King nigwardous.mov\|frameless\|540px\|right]]{{Quote\|Rick Hoffman\|Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king? He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible...		[[File:King nigwardous.mov\|frameless\|540px\|right]]{{Quote\|Rick Hoffman\|<big>Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king?
	...I still don't know, who is after him and why?		<br>He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible...
	Download Royal Match and ''help me'' solve this mystery.}}		<br>...I still don't know, who is after him and why?

			<br>Download Royal Match and ''help me'' solve this mystery.</big>}}

	King Robert Nigwardnis The Third, or King Robert for short was a ruler of an "uncharted kingdom" nobody gives a shit about, and is [[Lord Stupid IV]]'s best friend. His annoying old dumbass keeps getting himself into near death situations, relying on Lord Stupid to save him miserably and usually dooming him. Yet he always never dies to any of the traps.		King Robert Nigwardnis The Third, or King Robert for short was a ruler of an "uncharted kingdom" nobody gives a shit about, and is [[Lord Stupid IV]]'s best friend. His annoying old dumbass keeps getting himself into near death situations, relying on Lord Stupid to save him miserably and usually dooming him. Yet he always never dies to any of the traps.

Ninespit at 13:05, 22 November 2025

2025-11-22T13:05:33Z

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	[[File:King nigwardous.mov\|frameless\|right]]{{Quote\|Rick Hoffman\|Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king? He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible...		[[File:King nigwardous.mov\|frameless\|540px\|right]]{{Quote\|Rick Hoffman\|Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king? He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible...
	...I still don't know, who is after him and why?		...I still don't know, who is after him and why?
	Download Royal Match and ''help me'' solve this mystery.}}		Download Royal Match and ''help me'' solve this mystery.}}