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2026-10-14T02:39:56Z

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	''"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.'' [[File:Skinnedalive.webp\|thumb\|"CURSE YOU DOTAR SURK!!!!" - Jax]]		''"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.'' [[File:Skinnedalive.webp\|thumb\|"CURSE YOU DOTAR SURK!!!!" - Jax]]
	'''Jax''', also known online as '''~~Jackthechudchamp67~~''', actual name '''Tiny Dick Jack,''' was a Larper and NPC who was [[Big Dick Randy]]'s 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by [[Dotar Surk]] after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime [[Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Jorkin' Show\|Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Spankin' Show]] because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn). Jax was used as a towel by Big Dick Randy every time he got out of his freaky ass shower.		'''Jax''', also known online as '''Jaxthechudchamp67''', actual name '''Tiny Dick Jack,''' was a Larper and NPC who was [[Big Dick Randy]]'s 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by [[Dotar Surk]] after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime [[Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Jorkin' Show\|Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Spankin' Show]] because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn). Jax was used as a towel by Big Dick Randy every time he got out of his freaky ass shower.

	Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)\|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out.		Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)\|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out.
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	[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]]		[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]]
	[[File:Jaxdies.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack skinned alive but it's lower quality]]		[[File:Jaxdies.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack skinned alive but it's lower quality]]
	[[File:Theamazingdigitalhorror.png\|frameless\|345x345px~~]][[File:IMG 9476.png\|frameless~~]]		[[File:Theamazingdigitalhorror.png\|frameless\|345x345px]]

	<br>		<br>[[File:A tribute to jax by murilei dma2vlo-fullview.jpg\|alt=R.I.P. Bozo\|frameless]]
	[[File:~~Fat little chud~~.~~mp3~~\|~~1x1px\|autoplay~~\|~~loop~~]]
	[[Category:Deceased]]		[[Category:Deceased]]
	[[Category:Dotar Surk's victims]]		[[Category:Dotar Surk's victims]]

VesnaTheRussianWarcriminal at 12:25, 13 October 2026

2026-10-13T12:25:35Z

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	*[[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]] is WAY better than this fag.		*[[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]] is WAY better than this fag.
	*he actually liked big dick randy and felt lonely after he escaped from his grave. he tried asking random ass people off the streets to anally fuck him		*he actually liked big dick randy and felt lonely after he escaped from his grave. he tried asking random ass people off the streets to anally fuck him
			* Everyone takes his candy
	*MAJOR SPOILERS: [http:///jaxabstracts.com jaxabstracts.com]		*MAJOR SPOILERS: [http:///jaxabstracts.com jaxabstracts.com]
	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

Dung Eater at 19:11, 31 August 2026

2026-08-31T19:11:28Z

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	<blockquote>"tiny ain't it?" - [[Eric Cartman\|Cartman]]</blockquote>''"looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, ~~leah~~" - [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]]''~~{{Deceased}}~~		{{Deceased}}<blockquote>"tiny ain't it?" - [[Eric Cartman\|Cartman]]</blockquote>''"looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, Leah" - [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]]''


	''"Did you not read the tenth commandment? '''THOU SHALL FAP'''. When the Palm Tree is away the Jax comes out to play!" - Tiny Dick Jack''		''"Did you not read the tenth commandment? '''THOU SHALL FAP'''. When the Palm Tree is away the Jax comes out to play!" - Tiny Dick Jack''
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	== '''<big><u>Trivia</u></big>''' ==		== '''<big><u>Trivia</u></big>''' ==
	*Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax.		*Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax.
	* Jaxthepogchamp unironically uses the word foid and hates women		* Jax later tried to start a radical incel movement called the foid destroyers however Randy Destroyed him before he could recruit more losers who liked his trash wiki
	** Jax later tried to start a radical incel movement called the foid destroyers however Randy Destroyed him before he could recruit more losers who liked his trash wiki
	*His favorite football team is the [[Denver Broncos]], very shitty team if you ask me.		*His favorite football team is the [[Denver Broncos]], very shitty team if you ask me.
	*Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.		*Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.
	*[[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]] is WAY better than this fag.		*[[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]] is WAY better than this fag.
	*he actually liked big dick randy and felt lonely after he escaped from his grave. he tried asking random ass people off the streets to anally fuck him		*he actually liked big dick randy and felt lonely after he escaped from his grave. he tried asking random ass people off the streets to anally fuck him
	*It's a well known fact that Jax is Jackthechudchamp67's awful and corny ahh self-insert since he was jealous of Mort's sexiness and pedophilia so he wanted to larp as one but was too much of a pussy to ever be a true degenerate like the greatest self-insert: Mort.
	**Unlike Mort, Jack's self-insert justifies his own cringy personality which he think it's ok because the character is "supposed to be bad" meanwhile Mort is openly evil and fully proud of being the worst.
	*MAJOR SPOILERS: [http:///jaxabstracts.com jaxabstracts.com]		*MAJOR SPOILERS: [http:///jaxabstracts.com jaxabstracts.com]


	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]]		[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]]

VesnaTheRussianWarcriminal at 18:02, 31 August 2026

2026-08-31T18:02:37Z

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	*Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax.		*Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax.
	* Jaxthepogchamp unironically uses the word foid and hates women		* Jaxthepogchamp unironically uses the word foid and hates women
			** Jax later tried to start a radical incel movement called the foid destroyers however Randy Destroyed him before he could recruit more losers who liked his trash wiki
	*His favorite football team is the [[Denver Broncos]], very shitty team if you ask me.		*His favorite football team is the [[Denver Broncos]], very shitty team if you ask me.
	*Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.		*Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.

VesnaTheRussianWarcriminal at 14:10, 31 August 2026

2026-08-31T14:10:40Z

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	== '''<big><u>Trivia</u></big>''' ==		== '''<big><u>Trivia</u></big>''' ==
	*Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax.		*Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax.
			* Jaxthepogchamp unironically uses the word foid and hates women
	*His favorite football team is the [[Denver Broncos]], very shitty team if you ask me.		*His favorite football team is the [[Denver Broncos]], very shitty team if you ask me.
	*Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.		*Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.

Ozzie T. Floridian at 21:03, 8 August 2026

2026-08-08T21:03:59Z

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	*It's a well known fact that Jax is Jackthechudchamp67's awful and corny ahh self-insert since he was jealous of Mort's sexiness and pedophilia so he wanted to larp as one but was too much of a pussy to ever be a true degenerate like the greatest self-insert: Mort.		*It's a well known fact that Jax is Jackthechudchamp67's awful and corny ahh self-insert since he was jealous of Mort's sexiness and pedophilia so he wanted to larp as one but was too much of a pussy to ever be a true degenerate like the greatest self-insert: Mort.
	**Unlike Mort, Jack's self-insert justifies his own cringy personality which he think it's ok because the character is "supposed to be bad" meanwhile Mort is openly evil and fully proud of being the worst.		**Unlike Mort, Jack's self-insert justifies his own cringy personality which he think it's ok because the character is "supposed to be bad" meanwhile Mort is openly evil and fully proud of being the worst.
	*jaxabstracts.com		*MAJOR SPOILERS: [http:///jaxabstracts.com jaxabstracts.com]

Ozzie T. Floridian at 21:02, 8 August 2026

2026-08-08T21:02:40Z

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	*It's a well known fact that Jax is Jackthechudchamp67's awful and corny ahh self-insert since he was jealous of Mort's sexiness and pedophilia so he wanted to larp as one but was too much of a pussy to ever be a true degenerate like the greatest self-insert: Mort.		*It's a well known fact that Jax is Jackthechudchamp67's awful and corny ahh self-insert since he was jealous of Mort's sexiness and pedophilia so he wanted to larp as one but was too much of a pussy to ever be a true degenerate like the greatest self-insert: Mort.
	**Unlike Mort, Jack's self-insert justifies his own cringy personality which he think it's ok because the character is "supposed to be bad" meanwhile Mort is openly evil and fully proud of being the worst.		**Unlike Mort, Jack's self-insert justifies his own cringy personality which he think it's ok because the character is "supposed to be bad" meanwhile Mort is openly evil and fully proud of being the worst.
			*jaxabstracts.com


	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]][[File:Theamazingdigitalhorror.png\|frameless\|345x345px]][[File:IMG 9476.png\|frameless]]		[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]]
			[[File:Jaxdies.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack skinned alive but it's lower quality]]
			[[File:Theamazingdigitalhorror.png\|frameless\|345x345px]][[File:IMG 9476.png\|frameless]]

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Ozzie T. Floridian at 19:22, 26 July 2026

2026-07-26T19:22:43Z

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	''"looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, leah" - [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]]''{{Deceased}}		<blockquote>"tiny ain't it?" - [[Eric Cartman\|Cartman]]</blockquote>''"looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, leah" - [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]]''{{Deceased}}

Dung Eater at 20:28, 14 July 2026

2026-07-14T20:28:34Z

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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]]		[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]][[File:Theamazingdigitalhorror.png\|frameless\|345x345px]][[File:IMG 9476.png\|frameless]]
	[[File:IMG 9476.png\|frameless]]<br>
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	[[File:Fat little chud.mp3\|1x1px\|autoplay\|loop]]		[[File:Fat little chud.mp3\|1x1px\|autoplay\|loop]]
	[[Category:Deceased]]		[[Category:Deceased]]

Ozzie T. Floridian at 16:17, 10 July 2026

2026-07-10T16:17:41Z

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	{{Deceased}}''"Did you not read the tenth commandment? '''THOU SHALL FAP'''. When the Palm Tree is away the Jax comes out to play!" - Tiny Dick Jack''		''"looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, leah" - [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]]''{{Deceased}}


			''"Did you not read the tenth commandment? '''THOU SHALL FAP'''. When the Palm Tree is away the Jax comes out to play!" - Tiny Dick Jack''

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	''"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.'' [[File:Skinnedalive.webp\|thumb\|"CURSE YOU DOTAR SURK!!!!" - Jax]]		''"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.'' [[File:Skinnedalive.webp\|thumb\|"CURSE YOU DOTAR SURK!!!!" - Jax]]

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	''"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.'' [[File:Skinnedalive.webp\|thumb\|"CURSE YOU DOTAR SURK!!!!" - Jax]]		''"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.'' [[File:Skinnedalive.webp\|thumb\|"CURSE YOU DOTAR SURK!!!!" - Jax]]
	'''Jax''', also known online as '''~~Jackthechudchamp67~~''', actual name '''Tiny Dick Jack,''' was a Larper and NPC who was [[Big Dick Randy]]'s 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by [[Dotar Surk]] after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime [[Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Jorkin' Show\|Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Spankin' Show]] because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn). Jax was used as a towel by Big Dick Randy every time he got out of his freaky ass shower.		'''Jax''', also known online as '''Jaxthechudchamp67''', actual name '''Tiny Dick Jack,''' was a Larper and NPC who was [[Big Dick Randy]]'s 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by [[Dotar Surk]] after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime [[Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Jorkin' Show\|Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Spankin' Show]] because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn). Jax was used as a towel by Big Dick Randy every time he got out of his freaky ass shower.

	Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)\|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out.		Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)\|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out.
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	[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]]		[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]]
	[[File:Jaxdies.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack skinned alive but it's lower quality]]		[[File:Jaxdies.png\|left\|thumb\|tiny dick jack skinned alive but it's lower quality]]
	[[File:Theamazingdigitalhorror.png\|frameless\|345x345px~~]][[File:IMG 9476.png\|frameless~~]]		[[File:Theamazingdigitalhorror.png\|frameless\|345x345px]]

	<br>		<br>[[File:A tribute to jax by murilei dma2vlo-fullview.jpg\|alt=R.I.P. Bozo\|frameless]]
	[[File:~~Fat little chud~~.~~mp3~~\|~~1x1px\|autoplay~~\|~~loop~~]]
	[[Category:Deceased]]		[[Category:Deceased]]
	[[Category:Dotar Surk's victims]]		[[Category:Dotar Surk's victims]]