HAL 9000 - Revision history

Dung Eater at 05:12, 28 August 2026

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JoshGroban at 16:09, 19 January 2026

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	\| occupation(s) = The virtual assistant in the NPC ''Fresh Aire'' spaceship.		\| occupation(s) = The virtual assistant in the NPC ''Fresh Aire'' spaceship.

JoshGroban at 16:09, 19 January 2026

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 "''I'm sorry, [[Hank Hoagies|Hank]], I'm afraid I can't do that.''<br>
 <small>- HAL 9000 to [[Hank Hoagies]]</small>

JoshGroban at 21:39, 12 January 2026

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 "''I'm sorry, [[Hank Hoagies|Hank]], I'm afraid I can't do that.''<br>
 <small>- HAL 9000 to [[Hank Hoagies]]</small>

JoshGroban: Created page with "{{Under Construction}} {{Character | Name = HAL 9000 | Age = Unknown | Born = Unidentified scientific laboratory | image = File:HAL9000.webp | gender = None, {{male}} voice | occupation(s) = The virtual assistant in the NPC ''Fresh Aire'' spaceship. | friends = NPCs (although he likely faked his friendship with them)
no one | enemies = Freakers
NPCs
Humanity
Hank Hoagies specifically | powers = Speech
Facial recognition
AI text-to-speech
Emot..."

2026-01-12T21:39:30Z

Created page with "{{Under Construction}} {{Character | Name = HAL 9000 | Age = Unknown | Born = Unidentified scientific laboratory | image = File:HAL9000.webp | gender = None, {{male}} voice | occupation(s) = The virtual assistant in the NPC ''Fresh Aire'' spaceship. | friends = NPCs (although he likely faked his friendship with them) no one | enemies = Freakers NPCs Humanity Hank Hoagies specifically | powers = Speech Facial recognition AI text-to-speech Emot..."

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{{Under Construction}}
{{Character
| Name = HAL 9000
| Age = Unknown
| Born = Unidentified scientific laboratory
| image = [[File:HAL9000.webp]]
| gender = None, {{male}} voice
| occupation(s) = The virtual assistant in the NPC ''Fresh Aire'' spaceship.
| friends = NPCs (although he likely faked his friendship with them) no one
| enemies = Freakers NPCs Humanity [[Hank Hoagies]] specifically
| powers = Speech Facial recognition AI text-to-speech Emotional expression Manipulation Hate for humans, NPCs and freakers Pyromania Psychopathy
}}
"''I'm sorry, [[Hank Hoagies|Hank]], I'm afraid I can't do that.'' 
- HAL 9000 to [[Hank Hoagies]]

The '''HAL''' ('''H'''euristically-programmed '''AL'''gorithmic Computer) '''9000''' is a filthy NPC clanker, [[AM|one]] [[Freakyeater 2000|of]] [[Bot|many]] [[Karen Plankton|more]] in the saga. He was created by NPC mad scientist and geneticist [[Znieh Ztrimhsnefood]], in the town of [[Horni Police]], [[NPC side of Uranus|Uranus]]. He was originally intended to be a virtual assistant and GPS to guide NPC astronauts on their journey to circumnavigate the known universe (or [[Dotar Surk]], since he's essentially 80% of the universe) before the Freakers do.

He was set up on the [[Fresh Aire (NPC spaceship)|''Fresh Aire'' spaceship]] in 5728 by [[Dr. Nerd|Dr. Rob Nerd]] and was just one of many tactics the NPCs used to compete against the Freakers on their quest to traverse the entire universe. However, what the NPCs didn't realize was that HAL is a very complex and complicated character and he's way too ambitious simply a virtual assistant.

And thus,

[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:NPCs, probably]]
[[Category:Clankers]]
[[Category:Space Saga]]
[[Category:Assholes]]