Eric Cartman - Revision history

Dung Eater at 06:19, 18 April 2026

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	\| nationality = [[File:Flag_of_the_United_States.png\|25px]] American		\| nationality = [[File:Flag_of_the_United_States.png\|25px]] American
	\| previous residence = Steamboat Springs, Colorado		\| previous residence = Steamboat Springs, Colorado
	~~\| alignment = Chaotic Evil~~
	\| race = <big><span style="color:#ffd2ab;">██</span></big> Pale Orange<br>		\| race = <big><span style="color:#ffd2ab;">██</span></big> Pale Orange<br>
	\| hair-color = <big><span style="color:#634322;">██</span></big> Otter Brown<br>		\| hair-color = <big><span style="color:#634322;">██</span></big> Otter Brown<br>
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	\| first appearance = [https://southpark.wiki.gg/wiki/Cartman_Gets_an_Anal_Probe Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]		\| first appearance = [https://southpark.wiki.gg/wiki/Cartman_Gets_an_Anal_Probe Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]
	\| english va = Trey Parker		\| english va = Trey Parker
	\| friends = ~~[[Mort]]<br>~~		\| friends = [[Freaky Bob \| 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]
	[[Freaky Bob \| 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]
	\| aliases = A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000<br>		\| aliases = A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000<br>
	The Coon<br>		The Coon<br>
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	'''Eric Theodore Cartman''', usually referred to as simply '''Cartman''', was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, South Park, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and [[Kenny McCormick]]. After the events of ~~[[Bee Shrek Test in~~ the ~~House\|~~the ~~Meme Saga]]~~, ~~Eric~~ Cartman would his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.		'''Eric Theodore Cartman''', usually referred to as simply '''Cartman''', was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, ''South Park'', alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and [[Kenny McCormick]]. After the events of the COVID-19 pandemic of the 2020s, Cartman would find out about his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.

	~~After~~ the ~~timeskip~~, Cartman ~~was introduced~~ as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble~~. He also started his own religion known as Mortism since he likes [[Enrique\|Mort]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude"~~. He is 436 years old.		During some point in the future of the early 2020s, Cartman would be reintroduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He is 436 years old.

	== Personality ==		== Personality ==
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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	~~===90s Saga===~~
	Cumming soon. (This is just what is already in South Park)		Cumming soon. (This is just what is already in South Park)

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	In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.		In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.

	In 1998, Cartman unknowingly killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili as revenge to a prank Scott did to him. After Scott went through his epic schizo villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!		In 1998, Cartman unknowingly killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, Scott Tennorman as chili as revenge to a prank Scott did to him. After Scott went through his epic schizo villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

Ozzie T. Floridian at 05:40, 18 April 2026

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	'''Eric Theodore Cartman''', usually referred to as simply '''Cartman''', was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, South Park, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and [[Kenny McCormick]]. After the events of [[Bee Shrek Test in the House\|the Meme Saga]], Eric Cartman would his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.		'''Eric Theodore Cartman''', usually referred to as simply '''Cartman''', was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, South Park, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and [[Kenny McCormick]]. After the events of [[Bee Shrek Test in the House\|the Meme Saga]], Eric Cartman would his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.

	After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as Mortism since he likes [[Enrique\|Mort]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 436 years old.		After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as Mortism since he likes [[Enrique\|Mort]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 436 years old.

			== Personality ==
			Cartman is described in various terms, in short, he is an evil, vicious, angry, self-absorbed, immature, destructive, sarcastic, snooty, loud-mouthed, lazy, and insane 436 year old man.

	==Biography==		==Biography==
	===90s Saga===		===90s Saga===

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	===90s Saga===		===90s Saga===
	~~Coming~~ soon. (This is just what is already in South Park)		Cumming soon. (This is just what is already in South Park)

	He was born on July 1, 1989 to Liane Cartman, then a notorious whore in South Park, Colorado. Cartman was conceived 7 months earlier when Liane accidentally got pregnant with him after fucking Jack Tennorman, a random ass Dnver Brncos player, as part of her job.		He was born on July 1, 1989 to Liane Cartman, then a notorious whore in South Park, Colorado. Cartman was conceived 7 months earlier when Liane accidentally got pregnant with him after fucking Jack Tennorman, a random ass Dnver Brncos player, as part of her job.

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	\| first appearance = [https://southpark.wiki.gg/wiki/Cartman_Gets_an_Anal_Probe Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]		\| first appearance = [https://southpark.wiki.gg/wiki/Cartman_Gets_an_Anal_Probe Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]
	\| english va = Trey Parker		\| english va = Trey Parker
	\| friends = [[~~𝓓𝓪𝓷~~]]<br>		\| friends = [[Mort]]<br>
	[[Freaky Bob \| 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]		[[Freaky Bob \| 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]
	\| aliases = A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000<br>		\| aliases = A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000<br>
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	\| religion = ~~𝓓𝓪𝓷ism~~		\| religion = Mortism
	}}		}}

	'''Eric Theodore Cartman''', usually referred to as simply '''Cartman''', was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, South Park, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and [[Kenny McCormick]]. After the events of [[Bee Shrek Test in the House\|the Meme Saga]], Eric Cartman would his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.		'''Eric Theodore Cartman''', usually referred to as simply '''Cartman''', was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, South Park, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and [[Kenny McCormick]]. After the events of [[Bee Shrek Test in the House\|the Meme Saga]], Eric Cartman would his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.

	After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as ~~𝓓𝓪𝓷ism~~ since he likes [[~~𝓓𝓪𝓷~~]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 436 years old.		After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as Mortism since he likes [[Enrique\|Mort]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 436 years old.
	==Biography==		==Biography==
	===90s Saga===		===90s Saga===

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	'''Eric Theodore Cartman''', usually referred to as simply '''Cartman''', was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, South Park, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and [[Kenny McCormick]]. After the events of [[Bee Shrek Test in the House\|the Meme Saga]], Eric Cartman would his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.		'''Eric Theodore Cartman''', usually referred to as simply '''Cartman''', was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, South Park, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and [[Kenny McCormick]]. After the events of [[Bee Shrek Test in the House\|the Meme Saga]], Eric Cartman would his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.

	After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as 𝓓𝓪𝓷ism since he likes [[𝓓𝓪𝓷]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 36 years old.		After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as 𝓓𝓪𝓷ism since he likes [[𝓓𝓪𝓷]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 436 years old.
	==Biography==		==Biography==
	===90s Saga===		===90s Saga===

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	In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.		In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.

	In 1998, Cartman unknowingly killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili as revenge to a prank Scott did to him. After Scott went through his epic villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!		In 1998, Cartman unknowingly killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili as revenge to a prank Scott did to him. After Scott went through his epic schizo villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.		In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.

	In 1998, Cartman killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili as revenge to a prank Scott did to him. After Scott went through his epic villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!		In 1998, Cartman unknowingly killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili as revenge to a prank Scott did to him. After Scott went through his epic villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.		In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.

	In 1998, Cartman killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili. After Scott went through his epic villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!		In 1998, Cartman killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili as revenge to a prank Scott did to him. After Scott went through his epic villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as 𝓓𝓪𝓷ism since he likes [[𝓓𝓪𝓷]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 36 years old.		After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society \|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]] and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as 𝓓𝓪𝓷ism since he likes [[𝓓𝓪𝓷]] a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 36 years old.
	==Biography==		==Biography==
	===~~1989~~ Saga===		===90s Saga===
	Coming soon. (This is just what is already in South Park)		Coming soon. (This is just what is already in South Park)

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	In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.		In 1997, he and the boys all proved the existence of aliens after they probed his ass but the evidence was immediately covered up by the feds.

	In 1998, Cartman killed his biological father and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili. After Scott went through his epic villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!		In 1998, Cartman killed his biological father, crushed his remains in a grinder and fed him to his half-brother, [[Scott Tennorman]] as chili. After Scott went through his epic villain phase and revealed that he killed their dad to him years later, Cartman was shocked and horrified to discover that he is, in fact, half-ginger. What an asshole!

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==