Dung Eater: Enrique 'akbar 💪🏿💣

2026-09-10T04:48:22Z

Enrique 'akbar 💪🏿💣

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{{color|D9D9D9|People Who Have No Idea What The Fuck Is Going On}} ('''PWHNIWTFIGO'''), also known as the '''卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️''' ('''League of Super Evil Rascally Scoundrels'''), or simply as '''''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#00190b,#46eb9b); -webkit-background-clip:text; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:EB Garamond;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.02em #062003;font-style:Italic;text-align:center">{{color|green|<big>Enriquia</big>}}''''' (''pronounced: "En-ree-kia"''), is an evil team/party/group/gang/coalition/alliance/organization/partnership/association/union/league/pact/accord/covenant/treaty/entente/fellowship/collaboration/concordat/amalgamation/merger/collective/assemblage/assembly/gathering/aggregate/company/institution/cult/establishment/society/syndicate/micronation founded late in the 6th millennium after the aftermath of the prophesied Dimensional Merge and is composed of the most profoundly neutral and a few delusional villainous individuals who think they're more eviler than [[List of the most vile monsters in the Omniverse Saga|the most vile characters across the entirety of the Omniverse]]. They also also have no clue what the hell is going on when it comes to the ''Saying Goodbye to the Omniverse Saga's'' batshit insane lore and simply want everything to go back prior to the beginning of the 2010s when heroes and villains were fighting for the sake of the typical good vs. evil dichotomy; instead of whatever the fuck is going on now with so much moral ambiguity across the entire Omniverse. The point is that they're really retarded, that's it.

The group unknowingly serves as an unofficial successor to the trio of [[Verne|heroic]] [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax|omnibenevolent]] [[The Green Goober|entities]] who all three tragically lost their lives during the end of the first NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War, where they acted as neutral paragons of peace and love. With their sacrifice and demise, our group of villainous wannabes are now the last true neutral characters stuck between all factions in the existential and eldritch conflict that is the ''Saying Goodbye to the Omniverse Saga''. Many members are the real life counterparts to the now deceased fictional avatars who were merely dream replicants that simulated real life human behavior based on their fictional programming within the existential prison that was the Omniverse before the Dimensional Merge destroyed the line between reality and unreality. They were nothing more than fictional counterparts created from real human minds belonging to people in real life who were merely asleep and unconsciously “dreaming” of the Omniverse. The fictional avatars were not aware of this distinction until the end of all fiction with them declaring that their lives felt every bit as authentic as those of the people who had unknowingly created them.

As the dreamers awaken and the Dimensional Merge occurs, 75% of all fictional consciousnesses lose the mental source from which their existence was sustained. All worlds disappear in an instant, all characters vanish mid-thought, all timelines cease to have ever happened, and most if not all people who once believed themselves to be the protagonists discover that they were only echoes of sleeping minds and tools of the greater forces controlling the Omniverse before their immediate demise. Most of these individuals simply fade from existence, leaving behind nothing but fragments, memories, and unanswered questions. Meanwhile, the survivors who were secretly all originally from real life and who form PWHNIWTFIGO are simply attempting to understand the situation they have been unwillingly thrown into. Due to their continued survival against the odds that the various factions across the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War II: Electric Boogaloo have thrown at them, they basically have become the greatest anomalies that disrupt all groups' plans and calculations; officially marking them as severe threats to all faction's/group's ultimate goals.

They have one objective.

The group's ultimate goal is to '''<big>FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS ACTUALLY GOING ON AND TO UNCOVER THE "TRUTH" BEHIND THE OMNIVERSE ITSELF ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!</big>'''
==Members==
<big>Supreme Deities and Omniarchs</big>
*[[File:Cum Inducing Emblem.svg|frameless|20x20px|link=Enrique]] [[Enrique|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,black 17%,#281705 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #2BA14C;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Enrique!''']] ''— Patriarch (The Black/Dark God)''
*[[File:Switz.webp|frameless|20x20px|link=%C2%AD]] [[%C2%AD|{{color|#FE0000|⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀}}]] ''— Matriarch (The White/Light Goddess)''

<big>Supreme Leaders and Omnissiahs</big>
*[[File:Solipsism symbol.png|frameless|link="I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy|21x21px]] [["I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, black 17%, gray 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #D9D9D9;font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''"I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy''']] ''— Element of Solipsism''
*[[File:Symbol of Chaos.png|frameless|link=John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr|22x22px]] [[John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#ffdf3c 30%,#ff7125 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em #712006;text-align:center"><big>John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr.</big>]] ''— Element of Antinatalism''
*[[File:NO!.png|frameless|20x20px|link=Scroogey McClooney]] [[Scroogey McClooney|<big><span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, White 30%, White 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em #b71f2e;text-align:center">{{color|white|Scroogey}}{{color|white| }}<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, White 30%, White 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em #317af2;text-align:center">{{color|white|McClooney}}</big>]] ''— Element of Contrarianism''
==Trivia==
*Their total bounty across the entire Omniverse is $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999... morbillion USD Dollars ($) and V-Bucks (Ⓥ).
*There's constantly blizzards and avalanches occurring in Enriquia but it's actually not snow, it's just massive piles of Enrique's cum falling from the sky. Oh, and the clouds are also his cum.
*The current total population of Enriquia is 5 (yeah no shit dumbass)
*Enriquia has many alternative names such as Enriqueland, Enriqueville, Enriquestan, Enriqopolis, Enriqtopia, the Enriqueverse, etc.
**The word "Enriquian" is the adjective for Enriquia. Examples include: the Enriquian Empire, the Enriquian Kingdom, the Enriquian Republic, etc.
*Every time Enriquians buy milk, it's not cow milk and it actually comes from Enrique himself. Don't think too much about it.

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Dung Eater: Enrique 'akbar 💪🏿💣