Capa Simulator 2015 - Revision history

CalebBurnsGames: /* Villains and Enemies */ Added Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ's intro. More is needed.

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Villains and Enemies: Added Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ's intro. More is needed.

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	===Villains and Enemies===		===Villains and Enemies===

			==== Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ ====
			The supreme Neo Scary Overlord and ruler of all demons, Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ is the main villain of the game, although he does not show up all too often until the end of the game. He is revealed to have opened the portal that let all of the demons spill into the world.

			When he is on camera, he is seen to be extremely cruel and sadistic. Upon seeing him in the cutscene that plays when the full character roster travels to The Boiler Room of Hell, he is watching the destruction from his giant plasma TV and laughing heavily.

	===StrAngels===		===StrAngels===

CalebBurnsGames: /* StrAngels */ Added more StrAngel abilities

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StrAngels: Added more StrAngel abilities

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	ᏵዪᏖ፱𐌍ነ𐌊ፕ𐋄ጎ can cause time to slow down, and even freeze for certain enemies. He can also rewind time by 20 seconds while giving advice on how to handle the situation better.		ᏵዪᏖ፱𐌍ነ𐌊ፕ𐋄ጎ can cause time to slow down, and even freeze for certain enemies. He can also rewind time by 20 seconds while giving advice on how to handle the situation better.

			* Confusion

			When this ability is used, demons will see eachother as playable characters, causing them to attack eachother.

	====🝍⎎⍧⅁☊⏙⎾⍓====		====🝍⎎⍧⅁☊⏙⎾⍓====
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	* Shielding		* Shielding

	He can defend characters by taking the hits from molester demons, which have no effect on him physically, aside from being pushed out of the way ~~sometimes~~.		He can defend characters by taking the hits from molester demons, which have no effect on him physically, aside from being pushed out of the way by the force of some attacks.

			* Forceful Removal

			Sometimes, 🝍⎎⍧⅁☊⏙⎾⍓ will simply grab a stunned demon, then pull it up and throw it back through the portal. The demon will not return for a while. This ability takes a while to use, so he usually saves it for larger and or difficult enemies.

	====ƝǶȴǶ====		====ƝǶȴǶ====
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	ƝǶȴǶ has the power to change the in-world map to benefit the player. This can block and trap demons, launch characters to certain places, make items easier to find, and so much more.		ƝǶȴǶ has the power to change the in-world map to benefit the player. This can block and trap demons, launch characters to certain places, make items easier to find, and so much more.

			* Appendage Shuffle

			When there is a group of demons, ƝǶȴǶ is able to rearrange different body parts between them, which will cause them to struggle when moving and attacking. For example, if there are at least 2 demons in one general area, ƝǶȴǶ will take the arms of one and place them on the stomach of the other, then place ones legs on the other, one on the shoulder joint and the other on top of the head. This effect is pseudo-randomly generated, with safeguards coded for assuring it does not actually benefit the demons instead.

	====ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 ====		====ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 ====
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	ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 is Heaven's #1 redeemer, and is able to sway some enemies into switching sides and helping the player. This effect will last until the demon is killed.		ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 is Heaven's #1 redeemer, and is able to sway some enemies into switching sides and helping the player. This effect will last until the demon is killed.

			* Lingering Healing

			Characters can be healed by ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅, and the effect will continue to run even after he has moved on to a different character.

			* Cast Awareness

			This ability sends a blast of energy outward, making demons in a large area feel remorse for their actions, making them extremely hesitant to hurt anybody. The closer to ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 they are, the longer the effect will last and the stronger it will be.

	==Soundtrack==		==Soundtrack==

CalebBurnsGames: Added more stuff.

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Added more stuff.

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	{{Infobox game		{{Infobox game
	\|image=CapaSimulatorCover.png		\|image=CapaSimulatorCover.png
	\|platforms=~~PC <small>(~~[[File:Windows108Icon.png\|~~16px~~\|W108 Orb\|link=]] Windows 108™~~)</small>~~		\|platforms=[[File:Windows108Icon.png\|24px\|W108 Orb\|link=]] Windows 108™ Exclusive Release
	\|release_date=July 15th, 2011		\|release_date=July 15th, 2011
	\|genres=Open World,		\|genres=Open World,
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	When the player reaches the main office of the Black House, the main government building of Big Italy, Cory is seen sitting in the big chair holding a shotgun. Capa and Drix (and any other characters the player has met, should the player meet the main characters in a different order) announce that they're present as to not alarm Cory. Cory then spins around in his chair with a smile, and gets up to happily greet the characters. Drix asks Cory if he'll come along with them to fight the demons, to which Cory says he'll gladly help. After this point, Cory becomes available in the player's roster.		When the player reaches the main office of the Black House, the main government building of Big Italy, Cory is seen sitting in the big chair holding a shotgun. Capa and Drix (and any other characters the player has met, should the player meet the main characters in a different order) announce that they're present as to not alarm Cory. Cory then spins around in his chair with a smile, and gets up to happily greet the characters. Drix asks Cory if he'll come along with them to fight the demons, to which Cory says he'll gladly help. After this point, Cory becomes available in the player's roster.

			=== Online Play ===
			The game offers an adaptive online mode that adjusts rendering and server information exchange depending on internet speed and processing power to ensure optimal performance and balance gameplay responsiveness no matter the player's circumstances. This technology brought the game lots of praise, and made online multiplayer more stable than ever before.

			Online mode has 3 default maps, and allows for custom maps on player-created servers. Player-created servers allow for custom rules, and even gameplay mechanics. With this, online servers could be almost anything, so long as you could program it. At its peak, the game had 2,309 servers and 592,896 players online at once.

	==Characters==		==Characters==
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	🝍⎎⍧⅁☊⏙⎾⍓ has the ability to almost completely offset debuffs and limitations of the main characters for a short period of time.		🝍⎎⍧⅁☊⏙⎾⍓ has the ability to almost completely offset debuffs and limitations of the main characters for a short period of time.

			* Shielding

			He can defend characters by taking the hits from molester demons, which have no effect on him physically, aside from being pushed out of the way sometimes.

	====ƝǶȴǶ====		====ƝǶȴǶ====

			* Map Manipulation

			ƝǶȴǶ has the power to change the in-world map to benefit the player. This can block and trap demons, launch characters to certain places, make items easier to find, and so much more.

	====ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 ====		====ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 ====

			* Redemption

			ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 is Heaven's #1 redeemer, and is able to sway some enemies into switching sides and helping the player. This effect will last until the demon is killed.

	==Soundtrack==		==Soundtrack==
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	==Achievements==		==Achievements==
	{\| class="wikitable"		{\| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
	\|+		\|+
	! Icon		! Icon
	!Name		!Name
	~~!Description~~
	!Condition		!Condition
	\|-		\|-
	\|		\|
	\|Et tu, Capa?		\|Et tu, Capa?
	~~\|Your first step in stopping the invasion.~~
	\|Destroy your first demon.		\|Destroy your first demon.
	\|-		\|-
	\|		\|
	\|Right back at ya!		\|Right back at ya!
	~~\|Give those demons a taste of their own medicine.~~
	\|Use the severed phallus of defeated demons to molest other demons 10 times.		\|Use the severed phallus of defeated demons to molest other demons 10 times.
	\|-		\|-
	\|		\|[[File:WatchOutCapa.png\|center\|frameless\|100x100px]]
	\|		\|Cocksure
	\|		\|Escape being molested right before the demon puts it in 5 times.
	\|
	\|}		\|}

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	\|publisher=Microsoft		\|publisher=Microsoft
	\|rating=[[File:UtterOblivionRating.png\|40px\|~~Persona PP~~'s age rating.]]		\|rating=[[File:UtterOblivionRating.png\|40px\|Caparezzonionachovich vs. the Neo Scary Overlords: Evil Demon Molesters and StrAngels Among the Masses in Big Italy Simulator 2015: Gold Edition's age rating.]]
	\|caption=The game's front cover		\|caption=The game's front cover
	\|engine=Very Real Engine 3}}		\|engine=Very Real Engine 3}}

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	\|image=CapaSimulatorCover.png		\|image=CapaSimulatorCover.png
	\|platforms=PC <small>([[File:Windows108Icon.png\|16px\|W108 Orb]] Windows 108™)</small>		\|platforms=PC <small>([[File:Windows108Icon.png\|16px\|W108 Orb\|link=]] Windows 108™)</small>
	\|release_date=July 15th, 2011		\|release_date=July 15th, 2011
	\|genres=Open World,		\|genres=Open World,

CalebBurnsGames: Added the Windows 108 logo.

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	\|platforms=PC <small>(Windows ~~108~~)</small>		\|platforms=PC <small>([[File:Windows108Icon.png\|16px\|W108 Orb]] Windows 108™)</small>
	\|release_date=July 15th, 2011		\|release_date=July 15th, 2011
	\|genres=Open World,		\|genres=Open World,

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	'''Caparezzonionachovich vs. the Neo Scary Overlords: Evil Demon Molesters and StrAngels Among the Masses in Big Italy Simulator 2015: Gold Edition''' (otherwise known by its shortened name, Capa Simulator 2015), is an open-world game designed for Microsoft's Games for Windows 108 Live. Released in 2011, the game received mixed reviews from critics and audiences alike for its shady marketing and development, but engaging and immersive gameplay, good graphics, and overall interesting experience. The game was nominated for a Scammy, but it did not win the award due to lack of evidence of the game existing outside of widespread anecdotal rumors, and some strange incidents that nobody could connect to the game without knowledge of who played it. Scientists are still convinced that the game was a mass hallucination brought upon by [[God]] as punishment for destroying the psyche of [[Chris Chan]] and plunging the timeline into darkness.		'''Caparezzonionachovich vs. the Neo Scary Overlords: Evil Demon Molesters and StrAngels Among the Masses in Big Italy Simulator 2015: Gold Edition''', otherwise known by its shortened name, '''Capa Simulator 2015''', is an open-world game designed for Microsoft's Games for Windows 108 Live. Released in 2011, the game received mixed reviews from critics and audiences alike for its shady marketing and development, but engaging and immersive gameplay, good graphics, and overall interesting experience. The game was nominated for a Scammy, but it did not win the award due to lack of evidence of the game existing outside of widespread anecdotal rumors, and some strange incidents that nobody could connect to the game without knowledge of who played it. Scientists are still convinced that the game was a mass hallucination brought upon by [[God]] as punishment for destroying the psyche of [[Chris Chan]] and plunging the timeline into darkness.

	==Plot==		==Plot==

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 '''Caparezzonionachovich vs. the Neo Scary Overlords: Evil Demon Molesters and StrAngels Among the Masses in Big Italy Simulator 2015: Gold Edition''' (otherwise known by its shortened name, Capa Simulator 2015), is an open-world game designed for Microsoft's Games for Windows 108 Live. Released in 2011, the game received mixed reviews from critics and audiences alike for its shady marketing and development, but engaging and immersive gameplay, good graphics, and overall interesting experience. The game was nominated for a Scammy, but it did not win the award due to lack of evidence of the game existing outside of widespread anecdotal rumors, and some strange incidents that nobody could connect to the game without knowledge of who played it. Scientists are still convinced that the game was a mass hallucination brought upon by [[God]] as punishment for destroying the psyche of [[Chris Chan]] and plunging the timeline into darkness.

CalebBurnsGames: Added more stuff. Come along and join me.

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Added more stuff. Come along and join me.

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	*'''Captain Flynn'''		*'''Captain Flynn'''

	឴		឴Flynn is unlocked by going atop the highest tower in Big Italy and lighting off a flare, which will lead to Flynn flying in almost immediately and jamming his anime-girl wrapped, gun-wielding biplane into the top floor of the tower. Upon going down from the roof to the top floor, a cutscene will trigger where the player's current roster asks him to tag along, to which he agrees to. Having been a pilot most of his life, he has gained great knowledge on how flying machines work, and by proxy has gained some knowledge of machines in general. His playstyle is very focused around machinery and strategy over brute force.

			He is somewhat airheaded and arrogant, which does not make him super unique among the playable characters, but his good-hearted nature and love for adventure and camaraderie make him more lovable, especially in comparison to characters like Stefan "MC Ride" Burnett, Super Macho Man, or even Capa. It is seen throughout the game that he gets along with Drix the best.

			Flynn had the most items to create in the game. His craftable items vary widely from weapons to support items, with the unique attribute of being able to make items that are usable by every other character. He can also make fully autonomous drones that fly or drive on treads alongside a designated character and can attack enemies, heal, or enhance abilities.

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	*'''Stefan "MC Ride" Burnett'''		*'''Stefan "MC Ride" Burnett'''

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	====🝍⎎⍧⅁☊⏙⎾⍓====		====🝍⎎⍧⅁☊⏙⎾⍓====

			* Adrenaline Rush

			🝍⎎⍧⅁☊⏙⎾⍓ has the ability to almost completely offset debuffs and limitations of the main characters for a short period of time.

	====ƝǶȴǶ====		====ƝǶȴǶ====

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	*'''Captain Flynn'''		*'''Captain Flynn'''
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