Capa Simulator 2015 - Revision history

CalebBurnsGames: /* Death */ Fixed a continuity error. Cutscene description did not match the mold edition difference.

2026-10-30T00:51:09Z

Death: Fixed a continuity error. Cutscene description did not match the mold edition difference.

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	===== Death =====		===== Death =====
	When the entire roster of playable characters dies with nobody to revive them, the game stops and an end screen is shown with Caparezzonionachovich ~~sprawled~~ out ~~on his back on~~ the ~~street with his eyes rolled back~~. The camera orbits the scene, with the lighting being altered to focus on Capa's dead body instead of the surrounding action. In the background, a crowd can be heard viciously booing, with phrases such as "I can't believe it!" "I told you he couldn't do it," "man, I need a drink after seeing that" and "now they're all gonna get molested" being heard among the uproar.		When the entire roster of playable characters dies with nobody to revive them, the game stops and an end screen is shown with Caparezzonionachovich's legs popping out the top of a garbage bag in a metal trash bin. The camera orbits the scene, with the lighting being altered to focus on Capa's dead body instead of the surrounding action. In the background, a crowd can be heard viciously booing, with phrases such as "I can't believe it!" "I told you he couldn't do it," "man, I need a drink after seeing that" and "now they're all gonna get molested" being heard among the uproar.

	After a few seconds of the screen loading, two options can be seen. One option says "Quit," the other says "Continue from last save." If the player chooses to quit the game, the scene will fade to black with the devious laughing of Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ being heard. The game then returns to the title screen, this time without any music. If the player chooses to go back to their last save, the screen will fade into white with a heavenly chord playing, then fade to the moment of the last save.		After a few seconds of the screen loading, two options can be seen. One option says "Quit," the other says "Continue from last save." If the player chooses to quit the game, the scene will fade to black with the devious laughing of Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ being heard. The game then returns to the title screen, this time without any music. If the player chooses to go back to their last save, the screen will fade into white with a heavenly chord playing, then fade to the moment of the last save.

CalebBurnsGames: /* StrAngels (With Pronunciations and English Localizations) */ Specified.

2026-09-17T23:41:23Z

StrAngels (With Pronunciations and English Localizations): Specified.

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	==== StrAngels <small>(With Pronunciations and English Localizations)</small> ====		==== StrAngels <small>(With Pronunciations and English Localizations)</small> ====
	StrAngels are special Angels sent by [[God]] to aid in defeating the Neo Scary Overlords and stopping the invasion. They each possess special abilities and specialize in destroying certain types of demons.		StrAngels are special Angels sent by the in-game God (Not to be confused with [[God]]) to aid in defeating the Neo Scary Overlords and stopping the invasion. They each possess special abilities and specialize in destroying certain types of demons.

	'''ᏵዪᏖ፱𐌍ነ𐌊ፕ𐋄ጎ (/gree-uh-mek-lee/), Greamekli'''		'''ᏵዪᏖ፱𐌍ነ𐌊ፕ𐋄ጎ (/gree-uh-mek-lee/), Greamekli'''

CalebBurnsGames: /* Soundtrack */ Added another track

2026-09-17T01:17:52Z

Soundtrack: Added another track

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	==Soundtrack==		==Soundtrack==

			=== Disc Menu ===
			Since setup takes a long time, music was added to the desktop wizard to make the process more engaging.

			[[file:MilleniumForceTheme.mp3]]

	===ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅's Theme===		===ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅's Theme===
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	[[File:Forgive.mp3]]		[[File:Forgive.mp3]]

	== Screenshots ==		==Screenshots==

	==Achievements==		== Achievements==
	{\| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"		{\| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
	\|+		\|+
	! Icon		! Icon
	!Name		!Name
	!Condition		!Condition
	\|-		\|-
	\|		\|
	\| Et tu, Capa?		\|Et tu, Capa?
	\|Destroy your first demon.		\|Destroy your first demon.
	\|-		\|-
	\|		\|
	\|Right back at ya!		\| Right back at ya!
	\|Use the severed phallus of defeated demons to molest other demons 10 times.		\|Use the severed phallus of defeated demons to molest other demons 10 times.
	\|-		\|-
	\|[[File:WatchOutCapa.png\|center\|frameless\|100x100px]]		\|[[File:WatchOutCapa.png\|center\|frameless\|100x100px]]
	\| Cocksure		\| Cocksure
	\| Escape being molested right before the demon puts it in 5 times.		\|Escape being molested right before the demon puts it in 5 times.
	\|-		\|-
	\|		\|
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	\|}		\|}

	==Trivia ==		==Trivia==

	*Due to the game having so much content, it had to be shipped in a box with a total of 10 discs. Players had the option to download the content from the discs to their computers the first time they booted it up, or save the space and instead insert all 10 discs, read them, then remove them one by one each time they wanted to play. The game totaled to a whopping 51 gigabytes, which was a new record at the time, but was not impossible to store on consumer disks.		*Due to the game having so much content, it had to be shipped in a box with a total of 10 discs. Players had the option to download the content from the discs to their computers the first time they booted it up, or save the space and instead insert all 10 discs, read them, then remove them one by one each time they wanted to play. The game totaled to a whopping 51 gigabytes, which was a new record at the time, but was not impossible to store on consumer disks.
	*When the game was announced at the 2011 Spring Gaming Convention in San Blandcisco, every single member of the crowd simultaneously said "your car can run on peanut butter." This caused mass confusion at the time, but it is not an anomaly because it was quickly discovered that the event organizers mixed up the chemical that makes people cheer with the chemical that makes people say "your car can run on peanut butter." They gassed the crowd using the fog machines and were later arrested for it.		* When the game was announced at the 2011 Spring Gaming Convention in San Blandcisco, every single member of the crowd simultaneously said "your car can run on peanut butter." This caused mass confusion at the time, but it is not an anomaly because it was quickly discovered that the event organizers mixed up the chemical that makes people cheer with the chemical that makes people say "your car can run on peanut butter." They gassed the crowd using the fog machines and were later arrested for it.
	*An estimated 129 million copies were sold the first week after release.		*An estimated 129 million copies were sold the first week after release.

	== Anomalies==		==Anomalies==
	Capa Simulator 2015 is perhaps the strangest, most elusive video game to ever "release." It had an official release date, and initially seemed to be a normal game. However, as time went on, weirder and weirder things happened which gave the game its mythical status, and a somewhat disturbing ambience.		Capa Simulator 2015 is perhaps the strangest, most elusive video game to ever "release." It had an official release date, and initially seemed to be a normal game. However, as time went on, weirder and weirder things happened which gave the game its mythical status, and a somewhat disturbing ambience.

	===The Vanishing===		=== The Vanishing ===
	Strangely enough, despite how much is known about the game, the entire thing seems to be entirely in the heads of the world's population. Past January of 2012, nobody, not even the people who supposedly owned the game, was able to find a physical copy of it. It's as if the game disappeared off the face of the Earth. Nobody could actually pinpoint any day or hour that the game vanished, and when security footage at game stores were checked, footage of people buying the game did not exist. This made headlines on every game journalism website and even many mainstream news sources. However, two weeks after this had happened, the Great Indian Ocean Fire of 2012 occurred, where the government of "Africa" somehow managed to set fire to an entire ocean by demolishing multiple old oil rigs. This caused the game to be removed from the masses' attention entirely, leaving the whole situation lost to time.		Strangely enough, despite how much is known about the game, the entire thing seems to be entirely in the heads of the world's population. Past January of 2012, nobody, not even the people who supposedly owned the game, was able to find a physical copy of it. It's as if the game disappeared off the face of the Earth. Nobody could actually pinpoint any day or hour that the game vanished, and when security footage at game stores were checked, footage of people buying the game did not exist. This made headlines on every game journalism website and even many mainstream news sources. However, two weeks after this had happened, the Great Indian Ocean Fire of 2012 occurred, where the government of "Africa" somehow managed to set fire to an entire ocean by demolishing multiple old oil rigs. This caused the game to be removed from the masses' attention entirely, leaving the whole situation lost to time.

	===Reality Merging===		=== Reality Merging===
	Reviews praised the game for being immersive. However, there were times it got '''too''' immersive for the sake of the players' safety. Many players reported that after a few hours of playtime, the borders of their monitors seemed to blend with their physical rooms, eventually resulting in the distinction between the real world and the game world being lost. The two realities were now one.		Reviews praised the game for being immersive. However, there were times it got '''too''' immersive for the sake of the players' safety. Many players reported that after a few hours of playtime, the borders of their monitors seemed to blend with their physical rooms, eventually resulting in the distinction between the real world and the game world being lost. The two realities were now one.

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	*Strangely, players found images saved on their computer framed on walls throughout the mixed reality, and videos they recorded playing on televisions and billboards. Characters in-game would also apparently make phone calls to contacts stored on players' computers. According to reports, these calls actually happened, according to the contacts who received calls. These people included those who haven't purchased the game, who were bewildered when the in-game characters explained the situation to them and asked for help.		*Strangely, players found images saved on their computer framed on walls throughout the mixed reality, and videos they recorded playing on televisions and billboards. Characters in-game would also apparently make phone calls to contacts stored on players' computers. According to reports, these calls actually happened, according to the contacts who received calls. These people included those who haven't purchased the game, who were bewildered when the in-game characters explained the situation to them and asked for help.
	*This mixed reality caused multiple injuries, with a reported 32 thousand people being seriously harmed by demons, and an estimated 8,200 being killed. Those who were supposedly injured lost any physical signs of injury, yet the visual signs were still there. Those who were killed and buried or dumped into [[Nagol's Blood Ocean]] appeared back in their living spaces unharmed, yet still not technically alive. Their hearts were not beating, yet their blood was still flowing and their body was warm. All other signs of life were not present. Despite this, it still seemed as if they were "alive," which was reflected not in their physical being, but rather their environment. It is reported that in households with these half-alive people, certain household chores done by that person would sometimes inexplicably be done, and the undead person would be in a different position, yet still not showing any signs of life or movement. Other happenings include half-alive people being in bed "sleeping" after the day ends, despite being in an entirely different outfit and area of the house the last time they were seen, meals miraculously being on the table, with dishes being in the sink and the person being in their usual spot either half-slumped over or resting on the back of the chair, still not moving, and other normal household activities that involve changes to the environment. Doctors are still attempting to fix this widespread issue.		* This mixed reality caused multiple injuries, with a reported 32 thousand people being seriously harmed by demons, and an estimated 8,200 being killed. Those who were supposedly injured lost any physical signs of injury, yet the visual signs were still there. Those who were killed and buried or dumped into [[Nagol's Blood Ocean]] appeared back in their living spaces unharmed, yet still not technically alive. Their hearts were not beating, yet their blood was still flowing and their body was warm. All other signs of life were not present. Despite this, it still seemed as if they were "alive," which was reflected not in their physical being, but rather their environment. It is reported that in households with these half-alive people, certain household chores done by that person would sometimes inexplicably be done, and the undead person would be in a different position, yet still not showing any signs of life or movement. Other happenings include half-alive people being in bed "sleeping" after the day ends, despite being in an entirely different outfit and area of the house the last time they were seen, meals miraculously being on the table, with dishes being in the sink and the person being in their usual spot either half-slumped over or resting on the back of the chair, still not moving, and other normal household activities that involve changes to the environment. Doctors are still attempting to fix this widespread issue.
	**Some people tried communicating with these half-alive people by placing their bodies in front of computers with writing applications, or in front of a paper and pencil, and writing to them, however, all of these attempts failed. Paper and pencil returned no response at all, while any computers used stopped turning on after the communication attempt.		**Some people tried communicating with these half-alive people by placing their bodies in front of computers with writing applications, or in front of a paper and pencil, and writing to them, however, all of these attempts failed. Paper and pencil returned no response at all, while any computers used stopped turning on after the communication attempt.
	*Despite the merge being seemingly only perceived by the user of the computer running the game, it is unclear if each player has their own set of characters and scenarios present, or if each player sees the same one group of entities. The in-game characters would recite memories of events that haven't (and couldn't have) happened in the reporting player's reality, yet have happened in '''other''' players' realities, implying that there is only one set of characters spread across every single player's mixed reality. However, it is unknown how this could be possible.		*Despite the merge being seemingly only perceived by the user of the computer running the game, it is unclear if each player has their own set of characters and scenarios present, or if each player sees the same one group of entities. The in-game characters would recite memories of events that haven't (and couldn't have) happened in the reporting player's reality, yet have happened in '''other''' players' realities, implying that there is only one set of characters spread across every single player's mixed reality. However, it is unknown how this could be possible.

	==="Mold Edition"===		==="Mold Edition" ===
	Some people claim to have had a special edition of the game called "'''Caparezzonionachovich vs. the Neo Scary Overlords: Evil Demon Molesters and ExchAngels Among the Masses in Big Italy Simulator 2012: Mold Edition'''" with slightly different box art. The game itself is said to be just different enough to warrant being a different edition.		Some people claim to have had a special edition of the game called "'''Caparezzonionachovich vs. the Neo Scary Overlords: Evil Demon Molesters and ExchAngels Among the Masses in Big Italy Simulator 2012: Mold Edition'''" with slightly different box art. The game itself is said to be just different enough to warrant being a different edition.

	======Differences======		======Differences ======

	* The overall vibe of the game is somewhat downbeat compared to the base game.		*The overall vibe of the game is somewhat downbeat compared to the base game.
	**A bit more time is dedicated to showing how horrific the invasion is at the start of the game, with a few shots of characters looking traumatized by being molested before Capa himself gets attacked, while in the base game, it all happens rather quickly.		**A bit more time is dedicated to showing how horrific the invasion is at the start of the game, with a few shots of characters looking traumatized by being molested before Capa himself gets attacked, while in the base game, it all happens rather quickly.
	**The characters crack less jokes throughout the game, and treat the situation with more urgency. This includes background characters, who in the base game had very goofy writing and interactions.		**The characters crack less jokes throughout the game, and treat the situation with more urgency. This includes background characters, who in the base game had very goofy writing and interactions.

Dung Eater at 05:20, 13 September 2026

2026-09-13T05:20:55Z

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Dung Eater at 22:02, 12 September 2026

2026-09-12T22:02:46Z

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	</gallery>		</gallery>

			[[category:Video Gaymes]]
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	[[category:Canon]]		[[category:Canon]]
	[[category:Lore]]		[[category:Lore]]
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CalebBurnsGames: Added some more stuff. I wasn't too motivated by anything other than the fact that I got ahead on college work. Will continue when I learn more about Captain Flynn's character in Skylanders.

2026-09-11T22:09:54Z

Added some more stuff. I wasn't too motivated by anything other than the fact that I got ahead on college work. Will continue when I learn more about Captain Flynn's character in Skylanders.

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	When the player reaches the main office of the Black House, the main government building of Big Italy, Cory is seen sitting in the big chair holding a shotgun. Capa and Drix (and any other characters the player has met, should the player meet the main characters in a different order) announce that they're present as to not alarm Cory. Cory then spins around in his chair with a smile, and gets up to happily greet the characters. Drix asks Cory if he'll come along with them to fight the demons, to which Cory says he'll gladly help. After this point, Cory becomes available in the player's roster.		When the player reaches the main office of the Black House, the main government building of Big Italy, Cory is seen sitting in the big chair holding a shotgun. Capa and Drix (and any other characters the player has met, should the player meet the main characters in a different order) announce that they're present as to not alarm Cory. Cory then spins around in his chair with a smile, and gets up to happily greet the characters. Drix asks Cory if he'll come along with them to fight the demons, to which Cory says he'll gladly help. After this point, Cory becomes available in the player's roster.

			* Captain Flynn arrives

			After traversing to the tallest tower in Big Italy, a cutscene activates where Captain Flynn sees the flare lit off by the player and promptly flies toward it while being chased by a flying demon. His plane crashes into the top floor of the tower, with the demon following behind. Drix will shoot freezing liquid at the demon before it reaches the tower, making it fall to the ground.

			* Recruiting Flynn

			Once the player descends from the roof to the top floor of the tallest tower in Big Italy, yet another cutscene will activate where Flynn is hunched over unconscious in his airplane. The current roster pulls him out and a random member will hit him to wake him up. If selected by the game, each character will do the following:

			Capa will slap him square across the face with a backhand.

			Drix will throw a cross while extending his arm cannon for extra force.

			Cory will palm-slam Flynn directly in the middle of his face.

			MC Ride will pull a beer bottle from an unknown location and break it on Flynn's head

			Super Macho Man will confuse the scene for a Sleeping Beauty type situation and kiss Flynn passionately, eyes closed, hand on the ass and everything, to which Flynn wakes up in the middle of with all of the other guys staring him down.

			After whichever interaction finishes, Flynn gets up, shakes his head, and perks up.

	=== Online Play ===		=== Online Play ===

CalebBurnsGames: /* Trivia */ Added one more piece of trivia

2026-08-28T00:00:46Z

Trivia: Added one more piece of trivia

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	*Due to the game having so much content, it had to be shipped in a box with a total of 10 discs. Players had the option to download the content from the discs to their computers the first time they booted it up, or save the space and instead insert all 10 discs, read them, then remove them one by one each time they wanted to play. The game totaled to a whopping 51 gigabytes, which was a new record at the time, but was not impossible to store on consumer disks.		*Due to the game having so much content, it had to be shipped in a box with a total of 10 discs. Players had the option to download the content from the discs to their computers the first time they booted it up, or save the space and instead insert all 10 discs, read them, then remove them one by one each time they wanted to play. The game totaled to a whopping 51 gigabytes, which was a new record at the time, but was not impossible to store on consumer disks.
			*When the game was announced at the 2011 Spring Gaming Convention in San Blandcisco, every single member of the crowd simultaneously said "your car can run on peanut butter." This caused mass confusion at the time, but it is not an anomaly because it was quickly discovered that the event organizers mixed up the chemical that makes people cheer with the chemical that makes people say "your car can run on peanut butter." They gassed the crowd using the fog machines and were later arrested for it.
	*An estimated 129 million copies were sold the first week after release.		*An estimated 129 million copies were sold the first week after release.

CalebBurnsGames: /* Achievements */ Added a couple.

2026-08-27T21:50:39Z

Achievements: Added a couple.

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	\| Cocksure		\| Cocksure
	\| Escape being molested right before the demon puts it in 5 times.		\| Escape being molested right before the demon puts it in 5 times.
			\|-
			\|
			\|Capaham
			\|Meet all of the StrAngels
			\|-
			\|
			\|BFFs
			\|Unlock every playable character.
	\|}		\|}

CalebBurnsGames: Added ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅's theme music.

2026-08-27T21:09:05Z

Added ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅's theme music.

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	==Soundtrack==		==Soundtrack==

	==~~Screenshots~~==		===ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅's Theme===
			The music that plays when ᕓዪ𐌔ኡ𐌒፱𐌵ረ𐌀 𐌔ቹ𐌅ⶴ𐌅 is introduced, and near the player during gameplay.

	~~== Endings ==~~		[[File:Forgive.mp3]]

	=== Death ===		== Screenshots ==

			== Endings==

			=== Death===
	When the entire roster of playable characters dies with nobody to revive them, the game stops and an end screen is shown with Caparezzonionachovich sprawled out on his back on the street with his eyes rolled back. The camera orbits the scene, with the lighting being altered to focus on Capa's dead body instead of the surrounding action. In the background, a crowd can be heard viciously booing, with phrases such as "I can't believe it!" "I told you he couldn't do it," "man, I need a drink after seeing that" and "now they're all gonna get molested" being heard among the uproar.		When the entire roster of playable characters dies with nobody to revive them, the game stops and an end screen is shown with Caparezzonionachovich sprawled out on his back on the street with his eyes rolled back. The camera orbits the scene, with the lighting being altered to focus on Capa's dead body instead of the surrounding action. In the background, a crowd can be heard viciously booing, with phrases such as "I can't believe it!" "I told you he couldn't do it," "man, I need a drink after seeing that" and "now they're all gonna get molested" being heard among the uproar.

	After a few seconds of the screen loading, two options can be seen. One option says "Quit," the other says "Continue from last save." If the player chooses to quit the game, the scene will fade to black with the devious laughing of Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ being heard. The game then returns to the title screen, this time without any music. If the player chooses to go back to their last save, the screen will fade into white with a heavenly chord playing, then fade to the moment of the last save.		After a few seconds of the screen loading, two options can be seen. One option says "Quit," the other says "Continue from last save." If the player chooses to quit the game, the scene will fade to black with the devious laughing of Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ being heard. The game then returns to the title screen, this time without any music. If the player chooses to go back to their last save, the screen will fade into white with a heavenly chord playing, then fade to the moment of the last save.

	=== Ending the Invasion ===		===Ending the Invasion===
	After the player manages to destroy Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ in his lair, the game's final ending cutscene plays. It begins directly after the final blow, which will change how the beginning of the cutscene looks, but it will always continue the exact same way after that point. After the finishing blow, Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ will stay stunned in the air before falling to the ground. All of the lights and electronic cosmetics in his lair will flicker and turn off, with only his spooky red glow illuminating his surroundings. The crew will surround him, and the camera will cut to Capa with a devious grin. He will proceed to unzip his pants, and the camera will switch to facing Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ, who has a horrified look on his face. The other guys will be heard also unzipping their flies, some of them chuckling lightly. Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ's eyes dart around in a panic, and he pleads "wait, no, please! Stop!" as the crew's shadows slowly engulf him, the scene fading to black. As the screen turns fully black, he will let out a scream of immense agony. The scene will then hard-cut to a shot of him lying on the ground, horrified and twitching. The guys all give each other a laugh and begin to walk away. A couple seconds will pass, and Capa and Drix will stop, look at eachother, grin, and chuckle. The camera shows Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ slowly returning to lucidity before cutting to a behind-shot of Capa and Drix standing there. Drix says "hey, Capa, the rest of you... aren't we forgetting something?" The other guys stop in their tracks and turn around. Capa turns to Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ and says "Oh yeah... one more thing before we dip." The camera cuts to a defeated Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ raising his head with a petrified facial expression as the guys return to him. Capa and Drix rip his pants off, with Drix throwing them out of scene. All of the guys then grab a different spot of Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ's demonic cock and balls, Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙's expression becoming even more horrified, before the game shows a prompt to the player to hold the left mouse button and pull backward.		After the player manages to destroy Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ in his lair, the game's final ending cutscene plays. It begins directly after the final blow, which will change how the beginning of the cutscene looks, but it will always continue the exact same way after that point. After the finishing blow, Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ will stay stunned in the air before falling to the ground. All of the lights and electronic cosmetics in his lair will flicker and turn off, with only his spooky red glow illuminating his surroundings. The crew will surround him, and the camera will cut to Capa with a devious grin. He will proceed to unzip his pants, and the camera will switch to facing Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ, who has a horrified look on his face. The other guys will be heard also unzipping their flies, some of them chuckling lightly. Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ's eyes dart around in a panic, and he pleads "wait, no, please! Stop!" as the crew's shadows slowly engulf him, the scene fading to black. As the screen turns fully black, he will let out a scream of immense agony. The scene will then hard-cut to a shot of him lying on the ground, horrified and twitching. The guys all give each other a laugh and begin to walk away. A couple seconds will pass, and Capa and Drix will stop, look at eachother, grin, and chuckle. The camera shows Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ slowly returning to lucidity before cutting to a behind-shot of Capa and Drix standing there. Drix says "hey, Capa, the rest of you... aren't we forgetting something?" The other guys stop in their tracks and turn around. Capa turns to Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ and says "Oh yeah... one more thing before we dip." The camera cuts to a defeated Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ raising his head with a petrified facial expression as the guys return to him. Capa and Drix rip his pants off, with Drix throwing them out of scene. All of the guys then grab a different spot of Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ's demonic cock and balls, Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙's expression becoming even more horrified, before the game shows a prompt to the player to hold the left mouse button and pull backward.

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	\|+		\|+
	!Icon		! Icon
	!Name		!Name
	!Condition		!Condition
	\|-		\|-
	\|		\|
	\|Et tu, Capa?		\| Et tu, Capa?
	\|Destroy your first demon.		\|Destroy your first demon.
	\|-		\|-
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	\|[[File:WatchOutCapa.png\|center\|frameless\|100x100px]]		\|[[File:WatchOutCapa.png\|center\|frameless\|100x100px]]
	\|Cocksure		\| Cocksure
	\|Escape being molested right before the demon puts it in 5 times.		\| Escape being molested right before the demon puts it in 5 times.
	\|}		\|}

	==Trivia==		==Trivia ==

	*Due to the game having so much content, it had to be shipped in a box with a total of 10 discs. Players had the option to download the content from the discs to their computers the first time they booted it up, or save the space and instead insert all 10 discs, read them, then remove them one by one each time they wanted to play. The game totaled to a whopping 51 gigabytes, which was a new record at the time, but was not impossible to store on consumer disks.		*Due to the game having so much content, it had to be shipped in a box with a total of 10 discs. Players had the option to download the content from the discs to their computers the first time they booted it up, or save the space and instead insert all 10 discs, read them, then remove them one by one each time they wanted to play. The game totaled to a whopping 51 gigabytes, which was a new record at the time, but was not impossible to store on consumer disks.
	*An estimated 129 million copies were sold the first week after release.		*An estimated 129 million copies were sold the first week after release.

	==Anomalies==		== Anomalies==
	Capa Simulator 2015 is perhaps the strangest, most elusive video game to ever "release." It had an official release date, and initially seemed to be a normal game. However, as time went on, weirder and weirder things happened which gave the game its mythical status, and a somewhat disturbing ambience.		Capa Simulator 2015 is perhaps the strangest, most elusive video game to ever "release." It had an official release date, and initially seemed to be a normal game. However, as time went on, weirder and weirder things happened which gave the game its mythical status, and a somewhat disturbing ambience.

	=== The Vanishing===		===The Vanishing===
	Strangely enough, despite how much is known about the game, the entire thing seems to be entirely in the heads of the world's population. Past January of 2012, nobody, not even the people who supposedly owned the game, was able to find a physical copy of it. It's as if the game disappeared off the face of the Earth. Nobody could actually pinpoint any day or hour that the game vanished, and when security footage at game stores were checked, footage of people buying the game did not exist. This made headlines on every game journalism website and even many mainstream news sources. However, two weeks after this had happened, the Great Indian Ocean Fire of 2012 occurred, where the government of "Africa" somehow managed to set fire to an entire ocean by demolishing multiple old oil rigs. This caused the game to be removed from the masses' attention entirely, leaving the whole situation lost to time.		Strangely enough, despite how much is known about the game, the entire thing seems to be entirely in the heads of the world's population. Past January of 2012, nobody, not even the people who supposedly owned the game, was able to find a physical copy of it. It's as if the game disappeared off the face of the Earth. Nobody could actually pinpoint any day or hour that the game vanished, and when security footage at game stores were checked, footage of people buying the game did not exist. This made headlines on every game journalism website and even many mainstream news sources. However, two weeks after this had happened, the Great Indian Ocean Fire of 2012 occurred, where the government of "Africa" somehow managed to set fire to an entire ocean by demolishing multiple old oil rigs. This caused the game to be removed from the masses' attention entirely, leaving the whole situation lost to time.

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	Reviews praised the game for being immersive. However, there were times it got '''too''' immersive for the sake of the players' safety. Many players reported that after a few hours of playtime, the borders of their monitors seemed to blend with their physical rooms, eventually resulting in the distinction between the real world and the game world being lost. The two realities were now one.		Reviews praised the game for being immersive. However, there were times it got '''too''' immersive for the sake of the players' safety. Many players reported that after a few hours of playtime, the borders of their monitors seemed to blend with their physical rooms, eventually resulting in the distinction between the real world and the game world being lost. The two realities were now one.

	==== Notes:====		====Notes:====

	* Strangely, players found images saved on their computer framed on walls throughout the mixed reality, and videos they recorded playing on televisions and billboards. Characters in-game would also apparently make phone calls to contacts stored on players' computers. According to reports, these calls actually happened, according to the contacts who received calls. These people included those who haven't purchased the game, who were bewildered when the in-game characters explained the situation to them and asked for help.		*Strangely, players found images saved on their computer framed on walls throughout the mixed reality, and videos they recorded playing on televisions and billboards. Characters in-game would also apparently make phone calls to contacts stored on players' computers. According to reports, these calls actually happened, according to the contacts who received calls. These people included those who haven't purchased the game, who were bewildered when the in-game characters explained the situation to them and asked for help.
	*This mixed reality caused multiple injuries, with a reported 32 thousand people being seriously harmed by demons, and an estimated 8,200 being killed. Those who were supposedly injured lost any physical signs of injury, yet the visual signs were still there. Those who were killed and buried or dumped into [[Nagol's Blood Ocean]] appeared back in their living spaces unharmed, yet still not technically alive. Their hearts were not beating, yet their blood was still flowing and their body was warm. All other signs of life were not present. Despite this, it still seemed as if they were "alive," which was reflected not in their physical being, but rather their environment. It is reported that in households with these half-alive people, certain household chores done by that person would sometimes inexplicably be done, and the undead person would be in a different position, yet still not showing any signs of life or movement. Other happenings include half-alive people being in bed "sleeping" after the day ends, despite being in an entirely different outfit and area of the house the last time they were seen, meals miraculously being on the table, with dishes being in the sink and the person being in their usual spot either half-slumped over or resting on the back of the chair, still not moving, and other normal household activities that involve changes to the environment. Doctors are still attempting to fix this widespread issue.		*This mixed reality caused multiple injuries, with a reported 32 thousand people being seriously harmed by demons, and an estimated 8,200 being killed. Those who were supposedly injured lost any physical signs of injury, yet the visual signs were still there. Those who were killed and buried or dumped into [[Nagol's Blood Ocean]] appeared back in their living spaces unharmed, yet still not technically alive. Their hearts were not beating, yet their blood was still flowing and their body was warm. All other signs of life were not present. Despite this, it still seemed as if they were "alive," which was reflected not in their physical being, but rather their environment. It is reported that in households with these half-alive people, certain household chores done by that person would sometimes inexplicably be done, and the undead person would be in a different position, yet still not showing any signs of life or movement. Other happenings include half-alive people being in bed "sleeping" after the day ends, despite being in an entirely different outfit and area of the house the last time they were seen, meals miraculously being on the table, with dishes being in the sink and the person being in their usual spot either half-slumped over or resting on the back of the chair, still not moving, and other normal household activities that involve changes to the environment. Doctors are still attempting to fix this widespread issue.
	**Some people tried communicating with these half-alive people by placing their bodies in front of computers with writing applications, or in front of a paper and pencil, and writing to them, however, all of these attempts failed. Paper and pencil returned no response at all, while any computers used stopped turning on after the communication attempt.		**Some people tried communicating with these half-alive people by placing their bodies in front of computers with writing applications, or in front of a paper and pencil, and writing to them, however, all of these attempts failed. Paper and pencil returned no response at all, while any computers used stopped turning on after the communication attempt.
	*Despite the merge being seemingly only perceived by the user of the computer running the game, it is unclear if each player has their own set of characters and scenarios present, or if each player sees the same one group of entities. The in-game characters would recite memories of events that haven't (and couldn't have) happened in the reporting player's reality, yet have happened in '''other''' players' realities, implying that there is only one set of characters spread across every single player's mixed reality. However, it is unknown how this could be possible.		*Despite the merge being seemingly only perceived by the user of the computer running the game, it is unclear if each player has their own set of characters and scenarios present, or if each player sees the same one group of entities. The in-game characters would recite memories of events that haven't (and couldn't have) happened in the reporting player's reality, yet have happened in '''other''' players' realities, implying that there is only one set of characters spread across every single player's mixed reality. However, it is unknown how this could be possible.
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	======Differences======		======Differences======

	*The overall vibe of the game is somewhat downbeat compared to the base game.		* The overall vibe of the game is somewhat downbeat compared to the base game.
	**A bit more time is dedicated to showing how horrific the invasion is at the start of the game, with a few shots of characters looking traumatized by being molested before Capa himself gets attacked, while in the base game, it all happens rather quickly.		**A bit more time is dedicated to showing how horrific the invasion is at the start of the game, with a few shots of characters looking traumatized by being molested before Capa himself gets attacked, while in the base game, it all happens rather quickly.
	**The characters crack less jokes throughout the game, and treat the situation with more urgency. This includes background characters, who in the base game had very goofy writing and interactions.		**The characters crack less jokes throughout the game, and treat the situation with more urgency. This includes background characters, who in the base game had very goofy writing and interactions.

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	=== Death ===		=== Death ===
	When the entire roster of playable characters dies with nobody to revive them, the game stops and an end screen is shown with Caparezzonionachovich sprawled out on his back on the street with his eyes rolled back. The camera orbits the scene, with the lighting being altered to focus on Capa's dead body instead of the surrounding action. In the background, a ~~crown~~ can be heard viciously booing, with phrases such as "I can't believe it!" "I told you he couldn't do it," "man, I need a drink after seeing that" and "now they're all gonna get molested" being heard among the uproar.		When the entire roster of playable characters dies with nobody to revive them, the game stops and an end screen is shown with Caparezzonionachovich sprawled out on his back on the street with his eyes rolled back. The camera orbits the scene, with the lighting being altered to focus on Capa's dead body instead of the surrounding action. In the background, a crowd can be heard viciously booing, with phrases such as "I can't believe it!" "I told you he couldn't do it," "man, I need a drink after seeing that" and "now they're all gonna get molested" being heard among the uproar.

	After a few seconds of the screen loading, two options can be seen. One option says "Quit," the other says "Continue from last save." If the player chooses to quit the game, the scene will fade to black with the devious laughing of Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ being heard. The game then returns to the title screen, this time without any music. If the player chooses to go back to their last save, the screen will fade into white with a heavenly chord playing, then fade to the moment of the last save.		After a few seconds of the screen loading, two options can be seen. One option says "Quit," the other says "Continue from last save." If the player chooses to quit the game, the scene will fade to black with the devious laughing of Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ being heard. The game then returns to the title screen, this time without any music. If the player chooses to go back to their last save, the screen will fade into white with a heavenly chord playing, then fade to the moment of the last save.