Cap'n Crunch - Revision history

Dung Eater at 00:52, 12 November 2026

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	''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''		[[File:Capn.jpg\|thumb\|Arrrgh!]]''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against [[Jangle]]''
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	'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in ~~chapter 32~~ of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss ~~in the game~~, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch. If you were to no hit capn crunch, the game crashes and he materializes in real life to show up to your door to force-feed you his cereal until your stomach explodes and you die from the exertion, then people will then draw inflation fetish art of your untimely demise and mock you for all eternity		'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in Emanation 300 of ''[[Super Jangle 64]]''. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M A VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss as of Emanation 300, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself in a previous emanation somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch. If you were to no hit capn crunch, the game crashes and he materializes in real life to show up to your door to force-feed you his cereal until your stomach explodes and you die from the exertion, then people will then draw inflation fetish art of your untimely demise and mock you for all eternity
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Ozzie T. Floridian at 07:48, 9 November 2026

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	''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''		''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''
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	'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch. If you were to no hit capn crunch, the game crashes and he materializes in real life to show up to your door to force-feed you his cereal until you die from the exertion		'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch. If you were to no hit capn crunch, the game crashes and he materializes in real life to show up to your door to force-feed you his cereal until your stomach explodes and you die from the exertion, then people will then draw inflation fetish art of your untimely demise and mock you for all eternity

Ozzie T. Floridian at 01:11, 9 November 2026

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	''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''		''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''
	[[File:Capn.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:Capn.jpg\|thumb]]
	'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch. If you were to no hit capn crunch, the game crashes and he materializes in real life to show up to your door to force-feed you his cereal until you die from the ~~excertion~~		'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch. If you were to no hit capn crunch, the game crashes and he materializes in real life to show up to your door to force-feed you his cereal until you die from the exertion

Ozzie T. Floridian at 21:55, 8 November 2026

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	''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''		''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''
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	'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by ~~actual~~ lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch		'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch. If you were to no hit capn crunch, the game crashes and he materializes in real life to show up to your door to force-feed you his cereal until you die from the excertion

Ozzie T. Floridian at 21:52, 8 November 2026

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	''"OOPS! ~~ALL GASTER BLASTERS~~" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''		''"OOPS! all RANDOM BULLSHIT" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''
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	'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch		'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch

Ozzie T. Floridian at 21:51, 8 November 2026

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	''"OOPS! ALL ~~WAR CRIMES~~" - Cap'n Crunch''		''"OOPS! ALL GASTER BLASTERS" - Cap'n Crunch unveiling his attack strategy against Jangle''
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	'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch		'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch

Ozzie T. Floridian at 21:42, 8 November 2026

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	''"OOPS! ~~I forgot~~"''		''"OOPS! ALL WAR CRIMES" - Cap'n Crunch''
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	'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch		'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch

Ozzie T. Floridian at 21:42, 8 November 2026

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	'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch		'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch

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'''Captain "Cap'n" Horatio Magellan Crunch''' is a secret boss encountered in chapter 32 of [[Super Jangle 64]]. He can be only unlocked if you blow your shit up in the toilet 94 times after pouring cum instead of milk in your Cap'n Crunch cereal and shout "I'M VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!" 3 times at the bathroom mirror while slapping your fat fucking stomach IRL then play the game, where he will randomly show up halfway through the chapter to slap Jangle's ass and constantly troll you. Once the battle begins against the two, he is the hardest boss in the game, even harder than [[Dotar Surk]] himself somehow. Cap'n's attacks always get more comically complex each time and you have a 0.01% chance of defeating him. Getting struck by actual lightning is a more common occurrence than if one were to no hit capn crunch