Ayumu Kasuga - Revision history

BubsyTidePods at 23:37, 7 July 2026

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Ninespit at 14:57, 15 January 2026

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	She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance.		She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance.

	[[File:Osaka is prone to shitting herself.jpg\|alt=Lmaos\|thumb\|Osaka is prone to shitting herself, note she shouted fecalfunny, possibly hinting at a ~~connection between her and~~ [[Vinesauce joel]]]]		[[File:Osaka is prone to shitting herself.jpg\|alt=Lmaos\|thumb\|Osaka is prone to shitting herself, note she shouted fecalfunny, possibly hinting her being a fan of YouTube streamer: [[Vinesauce joel]]]]

	== Running for president ==		== Running for president ==

Ninespit at 18:23, 27 February 2025

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	[[File:Gins6O5XQAAuLY5.jpg\|thumb\|Osaka whilst she's in her 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mode]]		[[File:Gins6O5XQAAuLY5.jpg\|thumb\|Osaka whilst she's in her 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mode]]

	'''Osaka''' (''not to be confused with '''[[Margaret Thatcher]]''''') is a supporting antagonist in the Fanboy & Chum Chum series. She is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and was secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]] until they stopped being friends after she became a ruthless dictator. It is possible that he was the one who taught her about the United States. She is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that, but she is [[~~The rot~~\|sexually attracted to her brother]], to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in. These include, but are not limited to:		'''Osaka''' (''not to be confused with '''[[Margaret Thatcher]]''''') is a supporting antagonist in the Fanboy & Chum Chum series. She is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and was secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]] until they stopped being friends after she became a ruthless dictator. It is possible that he was the one who taught her about the United States. She is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that, but she is [[Incest\|sexually attracted to her brother]], to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in. These include, but are not limited to:

	* a refrigerator		* a refrigerator

Ninespit at 20:19, 5 February 2025

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	<blockquote>"AMERICA YAAAAAA"</blockquote>[[File:~~Osaka is prone to shitting herself~~.jpg~~\|alt=Lmaos~~\|thumb\|Osaka ~~is prone to shitting herself, note~~ she ~~shouted fecalfunny, possibly hinting at a connection between~~ her ~~and [[Vinesauce joel]]~~]]		<blockquote>"AMERICA YAAAAAA"</blockquote>

			[[File:Gins6O5XQAAuLY5.jpg\|thumb\|Osaka whilst she's in her 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mode]]

	'''Osaka''' (''not to be confused with '''[[Margaret Thatcher]]''''') is a supporting antagonist in the Fanboy & Chum Chum series. She is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and was secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]] until they stopped being friends after she became a ruthless dictator. It is possible that he was the one who taught her about the United States. She is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that, but she is [[The rot\|sexually attracted to her brother]], to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in. These include, but are not limited to:		'''Osaka''' (''not to be confused with '''[[Margaret Thatcher]]''''') is a supporting antagonist in the Fanboy & Chum Chum series. She is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and was secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]] until they stopped being friends after she became a ruthless dictator. It is possible that he was the one who taught her about the United States. She is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that, but she is [[The rot\|sexually attracted to her brother]], to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in. These include, but are not limited to:
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	She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance.		She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance.

			[[File:Osaka is prone to shitting herself.jpg\|alt=Lmaos\|thumb\|Osaka is prone to shitting herself, note she shouted fecalfunny, possibly hinting at a connection between her and [[Vinesauce joel]]]]

	== Running for president ==		== Running for president ==

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2024-12-06T13:29:50Z

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	== Running for president ==		== Running for president ==
	[[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg\|alt=Uhhhhhh\|thumb\|Osaka giving a speech]]		[[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg\|alt=Uhhhhhh\|thumb\|Osaka giving a speech]]
	Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat ~~Joe Biden~~, becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese\|Biggie Cheese,]] [[Otis\|Otis,]] and [[Paul Blart]].		Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat [[Donald Trump]], becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese\|Biggie Cheese,]] [[Otis\|Otis,]] and [[Paul Blart]].

	It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet.		It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet.

Ninespit: /* Running for president */

2024-09-10T05:59:38Z

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	== Running for president ==		== Running for president ==
	[[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg\|alt=Uhhhhhh\|thumb\|Osaka giving a speech]]		[[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg\|alt=Uhhhhhh\|thumb\|Osaka giving a speech]]
	Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden, becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese]] [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]].		Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat Joe Biden, becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese\|Biggie Cheese,]] [[Otis\|Otis,]] and [[Paul Blart]].

	It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet.		It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet.

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2024-08-30T17:08:18Z

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	[[File:Gansta.webp\|alt=aughhh\|thumb\|Osaka at the height of her power ]]		[[File:Gansta.webp\|alt=aughhh\|thumb\|Osaka at the height of her power ]]
	[[File:Lol shes black now.jpg\|thumb\|Osaka after being overthrown and cursed by [[Kyle]] for shits and giggles.]]		[[File:Lol shes black now.jpg\|thumb\|Osaka after being overthrown and cursed by [[Kyle]] for shits and giggles.]]
	1 week after being relieved of duty. She became a powerful ~~hungry~~ mafia leader, rivaling [[Loadsamoney]]. But her life as a mafia leader was as quick as it came, as she was eventually caught by [[Paul Blart]] due to her lack of leadership skills and not knowing what the hell a turf is. As punishment, Kyle made her the very thing she swore to destroy.		1 week after being relieved of duty. She became a powerful, ruthless mafia leader, rivaling [[Loadsamoney]]. But her life as a mafia leader was as quick as it came, as she was eventually caught by [[Paul Blart]] due to her lack of leadership skills and not knowing what the hell a turf is. As punishment, Kyle made her the very thing she swore to destroy.

	== ~~coup~~ d'~~é·tat~~ ==		== Coup d'état ==
	Wanting to be white again, she joined forces with [[Raven beak]] to take over the world so that she could be white once again and with the help of [[Mortimer]] so they ~~can~~ attempt a coup d'~~é·tat~~ against the ~~us but~~ they ~~where stopped~~ by ~~the~~ [[Science Special Search Party]] and [[The Shadow Thieves]].		Wanting to be white again, she joined forces with [[Raven beak]] to take over the world, so that she could become white once again, and with the help of [[Mortimer]], they attempt a coup d'état against the US. Unfortunately for them, they got their shit kicked in by The [[Science Special Search Party]] and [[The Shadow Thieves]].


	~~raven~~ beak managed to escape but ~~osaka~~ ended up being thrown in jail		Raven beak managed to escape the onslaught, but Osaka ended up being thrown in jail.

	== Escape from jail ==		== Escape from jail ==
	~~she~~ later escaped from jail with the help of [[Basil]] and ~~proceded~~ to force Dr. Andonuts into making her white again ~~and then attempted to get~~ revenge on [[Paul Blart]] by hiring [[Dennis]] to kill him ~~but dennis~~ ended up ~~being defeated by paul blart~~ and [[Rewrite sonic\|Sonic the ~~hedgehog~~]]		She later escaped from jail with the help of [[Basil]] and proceeded to force Dr. Andonuts, at gun point, into making her white again, overcoming that problem momentarily. Meanwhile she sought revenge against [[Paul Blart]] by hiring [[Dennis]] to kill him. However Dennis ended up getting his ass handed to Paul Blart and [[Rewrite sonic\|Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Dennis spilled the beans about who his employer was. Sonic raced to the address to save Dr. Andonuts through a speedy break in, and kicking Osaka in the stomach as if she were pregnant, without giving her enough time to comprehend that she was being attacked. Andonuts took revenge for the maltreatment by giving her revitiligo, mortifying her.

	==New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: ==		==New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: ==

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	Through constant warmongering, Osaka has made several connections with that of [[wikipedia:Happy_Merchant\|Larry Silverstein]], [[wikipedia:Baphomet\|Larry Fink]], [https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php/Alien Rob Kapito], and [https://soyjakwiki.net/Rapeson Jeffery Epstein]; These individuals were confirmed to be sharing insider information. ''Note: During [[wikipedia:2014\|2003]], Jeffery Epstein acquired five [https://soyjakwiki.net/Gem chaos emeralds], sharing one with Osaka. She probably ate it or something idk it just went missing after that.''		Through constant warmongering, Osaka has made several connections with that of [[wikipedia:Happy_Merchant\|Larry Silverstein]], [[wikipedia:Baphomet\|Larry Fink]], [https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php/Alien Rob Kapito], and [https://soyjakwiki.net/Rapeson Jeffery Epstein]; These individuals were confirmed to be sharing insider information. ''Note: During [[wikipedia:2014\|2003]], Jeffery Epstein acquired five [https://soyjakwiki.net/Gem chaos emeralds], sharing one with Osaka. She probably ate it or something idk it just went missing after that.''

	Several atomic weapons have been commissioned under name and have been sent to [[wikipedia:USS_Liberty_incident\|Israel]].		Several atomic weapons have been commissioned under her name and have been sent to [[wikipedia:USS_Liberty_incident\|Israel]].

	== Life as a Mafia Boss ==		== Life as a Mafia Boss ==

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	raven beak managed to escape but osaka ended up being thrown in jail		raven beak managed to escape but osaka ended up being thrown in jail

			== Escape from jail ==
			she later escaped from jail with the help of [[Basil]] and proceded to force Dr. Andonuts into making her white again and then attempted to get revenge on [[Paul Blart]] by hiring [[Dennis]] to kill him but dennis ended up being defeated by paul blart and [[Rewrite sonic\|Sonic the hedgehog]]

	==New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: ==		==New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: ==

Barf Bag: /* coup d'é·tat */

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	== coup d'é·tat ==		== coup d'é·tat ==
	~~wanting~~ to be white again, she joined forces with [[Raven beak]] to take over the world so that she could be white once again and with the help of [[Mortimer]] they ~~attempted~~ a coup d'é·tat against the us but they where stopped by the [[Science Special Search Party]] and [[~~Diego Marcoson~~]]		Wanting to be white again, she joined forces with [[Raven beak]] to take over the world so that she could be white once again and with the help of [[Mortimer]] so they can attempt a coup d'é·tat against the us but they where stopped by the [[Science Special Search Party]] and [[The Shadow Thieves]].