Anal copepod - Revision history

BubsyTidePods at 02:16, 8 June 2026

2026-06-08T02:16:35Z

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	Meanwhile [[Chuck Norris]] independently wanted to stop the butt muncher and recruited [[Mr. Bean]] to defeat the copepod for unlimited rice pudding. They intended to sneak into Godzilla's asshole like the others, but Bean needed a pee. That's when they discovered it living inside of the bathroom of [[~~Sky Lark~~]], taking a bubble bath with a bundle of rubber emojis. They attempted to kill it; smacked him, uppercutting his chin, pissed on him, but he proved more capable than Norris, and kicked Norris in the jewels and causing Mr. Bean faint through jumpscaring him. The fight was a stalemate, that was until [[Ultrasemen]] appeared put of nowhere and used his semen rays to destroy his ass and paralyse the copepod before dropping a piano on it, killing the creature.		Meanwhile [[Chuck Norris]] independently wanted to stop the butt muncher and recruited [[Mr. Bean]] to defeat the copepod for unlimited rice pudding. They intended to sneak into Godzilla's asshole like the others, but Bean needed a pee. That's when they discovered it living inside of the bathroom of [[Enrique]], taking a bubble bath with a bundle of rubber emojis. They attempted to kill it; smacked him, uppercutting his chin, pissed on him, but he proved more capable than Norris, and kicked Norris in the jewels and causing Mr. Bean faint through jumpscaring him. The fight was a stalemate, that was until [[Ultrasemen]] appeared put of nowhere and used his semen rays to destroy his ass and paralyse the copepod before dropping a piano on it, killing the creature.

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2025-04-22T00:58:53Z

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	[[File:Copod.png\|thumb\|An abyssal copepod crawling out of Godzilla's asshole]]		[[File:Copod.png\|thumb\|An abyssal copepod crawling out of Godzilla's asshole]]
	The abyssal copepod was a species of giant [[Analog horror\|Analhog horror]] parasite that lived inside the assholes of Kaiju. They originated from the inside of the [[Permian basin superorganism]] but were transmitted to [[Godzilla]] when he sat ~~his~~ flesh pit and used it as a toilet. Guess you could say they are a real pain in the ass!		The abyssal copepod was a species of giant [[Analog horror\|Analhog horror]] parasite that lived inside the assholes of Kaiju. They originated from the inside of the [[Permian basin superorganism]] but were transmitted to [[Godzilla]] when he sat on the flesh pit and used it as a toilet. Guess you could say they are a real pain in the ass!

Ninespit at 20:02, 2 December 2024

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	By the time that Lorax, Biggie Cheese, Paul Blart, Gonzalo and Lacey had arrived, the monster was already rotting away, and so they left disappointed, [[King Bob]] congratulated the two heroes on their efforts to defeat the kaiju squatting shrimp.		By the time that Lorax, Biggie Cheese, Paul Blart, Gonzalo and Lacey had arrived, the monster was already rotting away, and so they left disappointed, [[King Bob]] congratulated the two heroes on their efforts to defeat the kaiju squatting shrimp.
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Ninespit at 08:08, 8 September 2024

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	Meanwhile [[Chuck Norris]] independently wanted to stop the butt muncher and recruited [[Mr Bean]] to defeat the copepod for unlimited rice pudding. They intended to sneak into Godzilla's asshole like the others, but Bean needed a pee. That's when they discovered it living inside of the bathroom of [[Sky Lark]], taking a bubble bath with a bundle of rubber emojis. They attempted to kill it; smacked him, uppercutting his chin, pissed on him, but he proved more capable than Norris, and kicked Norris in the jewels and causing Mr. Bean faint through jumpscaring him. The fight was a stalemate, that was until [[Ultrasemen]] appeared put of nowhere and used his semen rays to destroy his ass and paralyse the copepod before dropping a piano on it, killing the creature.		Meanwhile [[Chuck Norris]] independently wanted to stop the butt muncher and recruited [[Mr. Bean]] to defeat the copepod for unlimited rice pudding. They intended to sneak into Godzilla's asshole like the others, but Bean needed a pee. That's when they discovered it living inside of the bathroom of [[Sky Lark]], taking a bubble bath with a bundle of rubber emojis. They attempted to kill it; smacked him, uppercutting his chin, pissed on him, but he proved more capable than Norris, and kicked Norris in the jewels and causing Mr. Bean faint through jumpscaring him. The fight was a stalemate, that was until [[Ultrasemen]] appeared put of nowhere and used his semen rays to destroy his ass and paralyse the copepod before dropping a piano on it, killing the creature.


	By the time that Lorax, Biggie Cheese, Paul Blart, Gonzalo and Lacey had arrived, the monster was already rotting away, and so they left disappointed, [[King Bob]] congratulated the two heroes on their efforts to defeat the kaiju squatting shrimp.		By the time that Lorax, Biggie Cheese, Paul Blart, Gonzalo and Lacey had arrived, the monster was already rotting away, and so they left disappointed, [[King Bob]] congratulated the two heroes on their efforts to defeat the kaiju squatting shrimp.

Ninespit at 08:08, 8 September 2024

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	[[File:Copod.png\|thumb\|An abyssal copepod crawling out of Godzilla's asshole]]		[[File:Copod.png\|thumb\|An abyssal copepod crawling out of Godzilla's asshole]]
	The abyssal copepod was a species of giant [[Analog horror\|Analhog horror]] parasite that lived inside the assholes of Kaiju. They originated from the inside of the [[Permian basin superorganism]] but were transmitted to [[Godzilla]] when he sat his flesh pit and used it as a toilet~~, i guess~~ you could say they are a real pain in the ass!		The abyssal copepod was a species of giant [[Analog horror\|Analhog horror]] parasite that lived inside the assholes of Kaiju. They originated from the inside of the [[Permian basin superorganism]] but were transmitted to [[Godzilla]] when he sat his flesh pit and used it as a toilet. Guess you could say they are a real pain in the ass!

Ninespit at 08:07, 8 September 2024

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	[[File:Copod.png\|thumb\|An abyssal copepod crawling out of Godzilla's asshole]]		[[File:Copod.png\|thumb\|An abyssal copepod crawling out of Godzilla's asshole]]
	The abyssal copepod was a species of giant [[Analog horror]] parasite that lived inside the assholes of Kaiju. They originated inside of the [[Permian basin superorganism]] but were transmitted to [[Godzilla]] when he sat ~~on the~~ flesh pit and used it as a toilet, i guess you could say they are a real pain in the ass!		The abyssal copepod was a species of giant [[Analog horror\|Analhog horror]] parasite that lived inside the assholes of Kaiju. They originated from the inside of the [[Permian basin superorganism]] but were transmitted to [[Godzilla]] when he sat his flesh pit and used it as a toilet, i guess you could say they are a real pain in the ass!

Ninespit: /* History */

2024-09-08T08:06:36Z

History

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	== History ==		== History ==
	When Godzilla used the permian basin superorganism as a toilet an abyssal copepod crawled up his ass and gave birth there. He complained to his doctor about feeling a sharp pain in the ass but the kaiju was too big and radioactive to get tapeworms. Eventually [[King Bob]] called for The [[Science Special Search Party]] to perform a colonoscopy on Godzilla and explored around his oral cavity for the souce of the problem. That is when the horror was discovered. They realized [[Farfour]] had unleashed the copepod as it slithered to ambush them and trap them in Godzilla's ass. The SSSP were indeed ambushed attempted to fight back at it, but they lost and nearly died if it wasn't for [[Bandana waddle dee]] shoving his spear up the copepod's asshole. The girls returned to the hospital under the command of [[King DeDeDe]]. There they received medical assistance from [[Hero]] as they warned him of how dangerous the monster is. [[Biggie Cheese]], [[Paul Blart]] and [[The Lorax]] decided to team up with [[Gonzalo]] and [[Rocío Yani\|Lacey]] to find a way to defeat the evil butt monster.		When Godzilla used the permian basin superorganism as a toilet, an abyssal copepod crawled up his ass and gave birth there. He complained to his doctor about feeling a sharp pain in the ass but the kaiju was too big and radioactive to get tapeworms. Eventually [[King Bob]] called for The [[Science Special Search Party]] to perform a colonoscopy on Godzilla and explored around his oral cavity for the souce of the problem. That is when the horror was discovered. They realized [[Farfour]] had unleashed the copepod as it slithered to ambush them and trap them in Godzilla's ass. The SSSP were indeed ambushed attempted to fight back at it, but they lost and nearly died if it wasn't for [[Bandana waddle dee]] shoving his spear up the copepod's asshole. The girls returned to the hospital under the command of [[King DeDeDe]]. There they received medical assistance from [[Hero]] as they warned him of how dangerous the monster is. [[Biggie Cheese]], [[Paul Blart]] and [[The Lorax]] decided to team up with [[Gonzalo]] and [[Rocío Yani\|Lacey]] to find a way to defeat the evil butt monster.

Ninespit at 11:04, 5 August 2024

2024-08-05T11:04:01Z

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	One specimen appeared as the secondary antagonist of [[Jean ~~jacket vs the mystery flesh pit~~]]		One specimen appeared as the secondary antagonist of [[Jean Jacket VS The Mystery Flesh Pit]].

	== History ==		== History ==
	~~when godzilla~~ used the permian basin superorganism as a toilet an abyssal copepod crawled up his ass and gave birth there. He complained to his doctor about feeling a sharp pain in the ass but the kaiju was too big and radioactive to get tapeworms. Eventually [[King Bob]] called for The [[Science Special Search Party]] to perform a colonoscopy on ~~godzilla~~ and explored around his oral cavity for the souce of the problem. That is when the horror was discovered. They realized [[Farfour]] had unleashed the copepod as it slithered to ambush them and trap them in Godzilla's ass. The SSSP were indeed ambushed attempted to fight back at it, but they lost and nearly died if it wasn't for [[Bandana waddle dee]] shoving his spear up the copepod's asshole. The girls returned to the hospital under the command of [[King DeDeDe]]. There they received medical assistance from [[Hero]] as they warned him of how dangerous the monster is. [[Biggie Cheese]], [[Paul Blart]] and [[The Lorax]] decided to team up with [[Gonzalo]] and [[Rocío Yani\|Lacey]] to find a way to defeat the evil butt monster.		When Godzilla used the permian basin superorganism as a toilet an abyssal copepod crawled up his ass and gave birth there. He complained to his doctor about feeling a sharp pain in the ass but the kaiju was too big and radioactive to get tapeworms. Eventually [[King Bob]] called for The [[Science Special Search Party]] to perform a colonoscopy on Godzilla and explored around his oral cavity for the souce of the problem. That is when the horror was discovered. They realized [[Farfour]] had unleashed the copepod as it slithered to ambush them and trap them in Godzilla's ass. The SSSP were indeed ambushed attempted to fight back at it, but they lost and nearly died if it wasn't for [[Bandana waddle dee]] shoving his spear up the copepod's asshole. The girls returned to the hospital under the command of [[King DeDeDe]]. There they received medical assistance from [[Hero]] as they warned him of how dangerous the monster is. [[Biggie Cheese]], [[Paul Blart]] and [[The Lorax]] decided to team up with [[Gonzalo]] and [[Rocío Yani\|Lacey]] to find a way to defeat the evil butt monster.

Ninespit: /* History */

2024-08-05T10:05:17Z

History

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	== History ==		== History ==
	when godzilla used the permian basin superorganism as a toilet an abyssal copepod crawled up his ass and ~~reproduced~~ there. He complained to his doctor about feeling a sharp pain in the ass but ~~since~~ kaiju ~~never~~ get tapeworms. Eventually [[King Bob]] called for The [[Science Special Search Party]] to perform a colonoscopy on godzilla~~, but thats~~ when the horror was ~~revealed,~~ [[Farfour]] had unleashed the copepod and ~~it crawled out of godzilla~~'s ass ~~and the~~ SSSP attempted to fight it but they lost and nearly died ~~but they ended up being rescued by~~ [[Bandana waddle dee]] ~~who took~~ the girls to ~~a nearby~~ hospital under the command of [[King DeDeDe]] ~~while~~ they received medical ~~asistance~~ from [[Hero]] ~~Who~~ warned ~~the others~~ of the ~~danger of~~ monster. [[Biggie Cheese]], [[Paul Blart]] and [[The Lorax]] decided to team up with [[Gonzalo]] and [[Rocío Yani\|Lacey]] to find a way to defeat the evil butt monster		when godzilla used the permian basin superorganism as a toilet an abyssal copepod crawled up his ass and gave birth there. He complained to his doctor about feeling a sharp pain in the ass but the kaiju was too big and radioactive to get tapeworms. Eventually [[King Bob]] called for The [[Science Special Search Party]] to perform a colonoscopy on godzilla and explored around his oral cavity for the souce of the problem. That is when the horror was discovered. They realized [[Farfour]] had unleashed the copepod as it slithered to ambush them and trap them in Godzilla's ass. The SSSP were indeed ambushed attempted to fight back at it, but they lost and nearly died if it wasn't for [[Bandana waddle dee]] shoving his spear up the copepod's asshole. The girls returned to the hospital under the command of [[King DeDeDe]]. There they received medical assistance from [[Hero]] as they warned him of how dangerous the monster is. [[Biggie Cheese]], [[Paul Blart]] and [[The Lorax]] decided to team up with [[Gonzalo]] and [[Rocío Yani\|Lacey]] to find a way to defeat the evil butt monster.


	Meanwhile [[Chuck ~~norris~~]] ~~decided he would team up with~~ [[Mr Bean]] to defeat the copepod but ~~couldn~~'~~t find it until~~ they discovered it living inside of the bathroom of [[Sky Lark]] ~~and they~~ attempted to ~~defeat~~ it but ~~almost lost~~ until [[Ultrasemen]] appeared~~, ultrasemen~~ used his ~~specium~~ rays to destroy the copepod before dropping a piano on it ~~which killed~~ the creature.		Meanwhile [[Chuck Norris]] independently wanted to stop the butt muncher and recruited [[Mr Bean]] to defeat the copepod for unlimited rice pudding. They intended to sneak into Godzilla's asshole like the others, but Bean needed a pee. That's when they discovered it living inside of the bathroom of [[Sky Lark]], taking a bubble bath with a bundle of rubber emojis. They attempted to kill it; smacked him, uppercutting his chin, pissed on him, but he proved more capable than Norris, and kicked Norris in the jewels and causing Mr. Bean faint through jumpscaring him. The fight was a stalemate, that was until [[Ultrasemen]] appeared put of nowhere and used his semen rays to destroy his ass and paralyse the copepod before dropping a piano on it, killing the creature.


	By the time that ~~lorax~~, ~~biggie cheese~~, ~~paul blart~~, ~~gonzalo~~ and ~~lacey~~ had arrived the monster was already ~~dead~~ so they left ~~dissapointed~~, [[King Bob]] congratulated the two heroes on their efforts to defeat the ~~evil man eating~~ shrimp		By the time that Lorax, Biggie Cheese, Paul Blart, Gonzalo and Lacey had arrived, the monster was already rotting away, and so they left disappointed, [[King Bob]] congratulated the two heroes on their efforts to defeat the kaiju squatting shrimp.

Monsturd1954 at 22:33, 4 June 2024

2024-06-04T22:33:56Z

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	One specimen appeared as the ~~main~~ antagonist of [[~~IT CRAWLED OUT OF AN ASS~~]]		One specimen appeared as the secondary antagonist of [[Jean jacket vs the mystery flesh pit]]

	== History ==		== History ==