🅱️eter Griffin - Revision history

Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Petoria years */

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Petoria years

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	== Petoria years ==		== Petoria years ==
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	In 2013, 🅱️eter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. 🅱️eter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by not just 🅱️eter and Lois, but every member of the Griffin family including Chris, Stewie, Brian and Roger from American Dad. But in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.		In 2013, 🅱️eter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. 🅱️eter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by not just 🅱️eter and Lois, but every member of the Griffin family including Chris, Stewie, Brian and Roger from American Dad. But in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.

Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Gamer years */

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Gamer years

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	=== Molossian invasion of 57something ===		=== Molossian invasion of 57something ===

	==~~Gamer~~ years==		==GAYmer years==
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Ozzie T. Floridian at 06:55, 14 November 2026

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	[[File:Peter Griffin.webp\|thumb]]		[[File:Peter Griffin.webp\|thumb]]
	'''Saint 🅱️eter Löwenbräu Griffin, Sr. (김정일''' ''Kim Jong-il''''')''' is a Petorian filmmaker, actor, musician, ultra nationalist, separatist, arsonist, plane hijacker, serial killer, communist porn star, shit eater, and professional ''Deltarune'' ~~player~~ who directed the film adaptation of [[I have no friends and i must smile]] which, to this day, is the most expensive film ever created, going on a budget of over $1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. It only garnered 1 cent at the box office. He is the "beloved" father of 3. He has been divorced 69 times. He was also the main foil to his archenemy, [[The Dark lord]], who was also his father in law		'''Saint 🅱️eter Löwenbräu Griffin, Sr. (김정일''' ''Kim Jong-il''''')''' is a Petorian filmmaker, actor, musician, ultra nationalist, separatist, arsonist, plane hijacker, serial killer, communist porn star, shit eater, and professional ''Deltarune'' GAYmer who directed the film adaptation of [[I have no friends and i must smile]] which, to this day, is the most expensive film ever created, going on a budget of over $1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. It only garnered 1 cent at the box office. He is the "beloved" father of 3. He has been divorced 69 times. He was also the main foil to his archenemy, [[The Dark lord]], who was also his father in law

	== Early life and death ==		== Early life and death ==

Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Early life and death */

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Early life and death

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	== Early life and death ==		== Early life and death ==
	[[File:Beter.png\|thumb]]		[[File:Beter.png\|thumb]]
	🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building which existed back then for some reason. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, 🅱️eter died after his [[Petah, the horse is here\|horse]] vored him alive at Gettysburg instead of attacking the pre-reincarnated Carter Pewterschmidt of the CSA.		🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island in a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building which existed back then for some reason. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, 🅱️eter died after his [[Petah, the horse is here\|horse]] vored him alive at Gettysburg instead of attacking the pre-reincarnated Carter Pewterschmidt of the CSA.

	== Resurrection ==		== Resurrection ==

Ozzie T. Floridian at 04:29, 11 September 2026

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	== Early life and death ==		== Early life and death ==
	[[File:Beter.png\|thumb]]		[[File:Beter.png\|thumb]]
	🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building which existed back then for some reason. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, 🅱️eter died after his [[Petah, the horse is here\|horse]] vored him alive at Gettysburg instead of attacking the pre-reincarnated Carter Pewterschmidt.		🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building which existed back then for some reason. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, 🅱️eter died after his [[Petah, the horse is here\|horse]] vored him alive at Gettysburg instead of attacking the pre-reincarnated Carter Pewterschmidt of the CSA.

	== Resurrection ==		== Resurrection ==

Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Resurrection */

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Resurrection

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	== Resurrection ==		== Resurrection ==
	He was subsequently resurrected due to popular ~~mouth~~ on [[Garfield-Griffin paradox\|June 19, 1978]]. In this new timeline, in the early stages of his new life, he aspired to become a filmographer after watching Kubrick's ''A Space Odyssey'', Lucas's ''Star Wars'' amongst other historic cinematic movies.		He was subsequently resurrected due to popular demand on [[Garfield-Griffin paradox\|June 19, 1978]]. In this new timeline, in the early stages of his new life, he aspired to become a filmographer after watching Kubrick's ''A Space Odyssey'', Lucas's ''Star Wars'' amongst other historic cinematic movies.

	=== Film years ===		=== Film years ===

Ozzie T. Floridian at 04:27, 11 September 2026

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	== Early life and death ==		== Early life and death ==
	[[File:Beter.png\|thumb]]		[[File:Beter.png\|thumb]]
	🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building which existed back then for some reason. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, 🅱️eter died after his [[Petah, the horse is here\|horse]] vored him alive at Gettysburg instead of attacking Carter Pewterschmidt.		🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building which existed back then for some reason. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, 🅱️eter died after his [[Petah, the horse is here\|horse]] vored him alive at Gettysburg instead of attacking the pre-reincarnated Carter Pewterschmidt.

	== Resurrection ==		== Resurrection ==

Ozzie T. Floridian at 04:27, 11 September 2026

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	== Early life and death ==		== Early life and death ==
	[[File:Beter.png\|thumb]]		[[File:Beter.png\|thumb]]
	🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building which existed back then for some reason. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, 🅱️eter died after his [[Petah, the horse is here\|horse]] vored him at Gettysburg.		🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building which existed back then for some reason. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, 🅱️eter died after his [[Petah, the horse is here\|horse]] vored him alive at Gettysburg instead of attacking Carter Pewterschmidt.

	== Resurrection ==		== Resurrection ==

Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Petoria years */

2026-09-11T04:23:04Z

Petoria years

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	[[File:IMG 0984.webp\|left\|frameless\|169x169px]]		[[File:IMG 0984.webp\|left\|frameless\|169x169px]]
	[[File:Petoria.webp\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:Petoria.webp\|thumb\|right]]
	In 2013, 🅱️eter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. 🅱️eter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by 🅱️eter and Lois, but in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.		In 2013, 🅱️eter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. 🅱️eter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by not just 🅱️eter and Lois, but every member of the Griffin family including Chris, Stewie, Brian and Roger from American Dad. But in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.

	Fast forward to present-day, and the nation of 🅱️eter Griffin's house is now recognized by over 200 countries worldwide and is a part of the Warsaw Pact.		Fast forward to present-day, and the nation of 🅱️eter Griffin's house is now recognized by over 200 countries worldwide and is a part of the Warsaw Pact.

Dung Eater at 03:49, 11 August 2026

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	== Petoria years ==		== Petoria years ==
	[[File:Petoria.webp\|thumb]]		[[File:IMG 0984.webp\|left\|frameless\|169x169px]]
			[[File:Petoria.webp\|thumb\|right]]
	In 2013, 🅱️eter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. 🅱️eter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by 🅱️eter and Lois, but in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.		In 2013, 🅱️eter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. 🅱️eter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by 🅱️eter and Lois, but in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.

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	There is an on-going civil war between Petoria and Joehio that started when Joe Swanson declared his room "separate" from the rest of 🅱️eter's house. It is rumored that Cleveland Brown from ''The Cleveland Show'' and Ernie the Giant Chicken is aiding support and smuggling AK-47's, meth and steroids for Joehio's army, which entirely consists of one guy, Joe Swanson.		There is an on-going civil war between Petoria and Joehio that started when Joe Swanson declared his room "separate" from the rest of 🅱️eter's house. It is rumored that Cleveland Brown from ''The Cleveland Show'' and Ernie the Giant Chicken is aiding support and smuggling AK-47's, meth and steroids for Joehio's army, which entirely consists of one guy, Joe Swanson.

	=== Proposed union with Doofania ===		===Proposed union with Doofania===
	There was a proposed, albeit never realized, union request with the [[Doofania\|Empire of Doofania]]. Leader 🅱️eter "kindly" rejected Emperor Doofenshmirtz's proposal, and it was quickly forgotten by many.		There was a proposed, albeit never realized, union request with the [[Doofania\|Empire of Doofania]]. Leader 🅱️eter "kindly" rejected Emperor Doofenshmirtz's proposal, and it was quickly forgotten by many.

	=== Molossian invasion of 57something ===		=== Molossian invasion of 57something ===

	== Gamer years ==		==Gamer years==
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	== Rivalry with the Dark Lord ==		==Rivalry with the Dark Lord ==
	[[File:Carter and Peter.webp\|thumb\|🅱️eter and the dark lord]]		[[File:Carter and Peter.webp\|thumb\|🅱️eter and the dark lord]]
	[[The Dark lord]] begain hating 🅱️eter because after married his daughter lois, so he constantly tries to kill 🅱️eter using [[The rot\|Demonic]] [[The horror\|Entities]] [[Nikocado Avocado\|He]] [[Void ghidorah\|Himself]] [[Jeffrey the evil\|Created]], Despite this 🅱️eter's 3 children continue to be friends with the dark lord		[[The Dark lord]] begain hating 🅱️eter because after married his daughter lois, so he constantly tries to kill 🅱️eter using [[The rot\|Demonic]] [[The horror\|Entities]] [[Nikocado Avocado\|He]] [[Void ghidorah\|Himself]] [[Jeffrey the evil\|Created]], Despite this 🅱️eter's 3 children continue to be friends with the dark lord

	== Ultimate fate ==		==Ultimate fate==
	<blockquote>''"What if 🅱️eter Griffin was betrayed and trapped in the time chamber?"'' - Kevin Baugh </blockquote>Ultimately, he is still trapped with Doofenshmirtz in Kevin Baugh's basement <small>A.K.A.</small> rape dungeon. He and Doofenshmirtz have gone completely mad from the many millenniums of pure torture and the two are simply rotting away; waiting for their slow and liberating deaths.		<blockquote>''"What if 🅱️eter Griffin was betrayed and trapped in the time chamber?"'' - Kevin Baugh </blockquote>Ultimately, he is still trapped with Doofenshmirtz in Kevin Baugh's basement <small>A.K.A.</small> rape dungeon. He and Doofenshmirtz have gone completely mad from the many millenniums of pure torture and the two are simply rotting away; waiting for their slow and liberating deaths.
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