Editing Uggbobs

{{Infobox
|title = Uggbob
|image = 5qdu2w.jpg
|caption= The most pleasant Uggbob one can witness.
|Row 1 title = Debut
|Row 1 info = Skullgirls: The 12 Days of Sodom
|Row 2 title = Smells like
|Row 2 info = Anal Perfume and compost bin juice
|Row 3 title = Full of
|Row 3 info = Hatred and cum
}}

Uggbobs are beings who are sworn enemies of the Avocado People and the modern-day followers who retain [[Nikocado Avocado#THE_LORD_OF_FLIES_RETURNS|their beliefs]]. '''Uggbobs''' (汚いスポンジの人々) are crusty creatures that absorb the ugliness around them at the sacrifice of their nonexistent looks and sanity.

An Uggbob is not a desirable foe to have. If their big, bulbous eyes aren't enough to pierce anyone's soul, then they will trick whomever they see as a threat into smelling one of their fingers; their foes always fall for it.

There's a theory that [[Crazy Spongebob]] and [[ChudBob SoyPants]] are related to these creatures due to all of them being based off the original spongebob and has been confirmed but in the weirdest way that makes Crazy Spongebob and Chudbob very intelligent versions of an Uggbob.

==Lore==
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===''Birth''===
On February 30th, 1884, [[Dr. Gastronomical VI|Dr. Gastronomical]]; a scientist renowned especially among the few unsung heroes of Avocado People, decided that the Avocado People needed one thing if they wanted to defend themselves from alien threats: minions. Using a wet sponge he found under his left moob as the base, Dr. Gastronomical  got to work creating his perfect entity. He added rotten pineapple mush and used underwear his acquaintance, [[Captain Underpants]], gave him for his 6969th birthday. The thing was left to form inside a filling bathtub, but Dr. Gastronomical had an issue with turning the AC's heat up in his TURDIS. The escaping water turned black and smokey with an absolutely scorching temperature. The moment the scientist opened the bathroom door, the musty odor of hot, sweaty anal perfume assaulted his CPAP tube, killing the doctor instantly, and forcing him to metamorphosize into his 7th life. 

Treading on top of his gassy cadaver, The first Uggbob rose up to a world not meant for him.

===''Adoration''===
With the major news of an outbreak from the Dubai porta potties the Avocado People (disguised as police officers) would arrive to the scene. Although they initially blamed the Uggbob for his death, their seething hatred took a 180 as they realized the raging boner Dr. Gastronomical that sprung up in his last seconds. The original Uggbob was given the name "Spongeulus" in honor of being the magnum opus Dr. Gastronomical blessed the world with,  before dying for the 6th time in his life. After the metamorphosis was complete, Dr. Gastronomical escaped in his TURDIS so that he wouldn't be further credited with his creation, knowing, that something wrong with them.

===''Downfall''===
Spongeulus's ability to bud resulted in not only the birth of many, many more Uggbobs, but the rise of new evolutionary traits. Not long after the genesis, what would go on to be the most defining of these traits would lead to the loss of respect for Uggbobs: the ability to absorb. As the greasiness and degeneracy present in "jiggly fun" orgies ceased, blame was immediately put upon the Uggbobs present. March 14th, 1887 would be the day that the current representative of the Avocado People would order the expulsion of Uggbobs from the community and the execution of those refusing to comply. Dr. Gastronomical would occasionally help with the primary objective a stop to the race war between the two, but the efforts have mostly been fruitless, and would end up having to destroy his accidental creations.  

===''Independence''===
As a community of their own, the Uggbob species would gain a goal: to absorb the darkness [[Nikocado Avocado|the Avogodo]] would bring upon the world, but solely out of spite and for fueling their own selfish degenerate-fueled desires instead.

=== ''A New Leader'' ===
[[Veruca Salt]] became the first true alien boss of the Uggbobs creating a divergent evolution of Uggbobs that would become what we now know as '''MINIONS'''.

==Gallery==
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File:BurnBurnBurn.png|What the AfD and Avocado People dream of.
File:Ugglocado.png|What would spawn if the two groups ever made amends.
File:Veruca Salt.webp|Their Princess
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