Editing The Grinch

==Biographysics==
[[File:The Grinch mad.png|thumb|308x308px|Billions must cry]]The Grinch is a green motherfucking extremist 4chan /pol/ user, akin to [[Sherk|shrek]] but hairy, virgin, potbellied and with less muscle.

Many believed he was a fictional character from a poem picture book made to sell children entertainment. This depiction tells that he lives in a peak of a mountain called Mt. Cumpet with his pet rat: Arthur Morgan, adjacent to an town called Wooowhoville, somewhere in the eastnorthern Hempisphere. And raided said town because it was celebrating Christmas and the Grinch hated Christmas for some reason.

In actuality he is a hermit who lives in Lauksket, Norway, compared the book, he still looks identical to the book and still hates Christmas, and hates everyone indiscrimminatnly, mainly because he has something up his ass that is stinging and infecting it everyday, making him easy to piss off or ruin his day. Rather than having a heart the size of a peanut.

He has that chudjak mentality that makes him believe that half of the world population must die to help fight climate change, and therefore thinks [[The Lorax]] is a hypocrite for opposing said idea, so he considers The Lorax and [[The Cat in the Hat]] as his main enemies.

He also hates [[Santa claus|Santa Claus]] and has attempted to ruin christmas by stealing and destroying the gifts of people. But he often gets defeated by Santa many times.
==His Battle to Prove his Legitimacy==
One time a local from there told a story about him to Dr. Suess after moving out of the city, who later wrote the story about him. Because of his solitary and hard to reach location. The story made pop culture believed that the Grinch himself is just some made up character from Suess. However the idea of the Grinch being nothing but a fictional character frustrated him.

In response. He attempted to assassinate Suess, hiring hitmen such as [[Grounder]] and Cracker the Car Jacker. None succeeded, not even the Grinch's attempted murder himself. In which he almost succeeded, during Suess' battle against cancer, where he poisoned Suess' drink of water with arsenic, but Suess died before he took a sip of that water.

Feeling content of his death, he would then perform phase two of his plan: getting media to prove he is real. Unfortunately for him, no adult gave a shit about cartoons back then, and the Grinch, despite his appearance was considered too boring by sensationalist news, as they were still too busy with the Red Scare and [https://neo-scary-godmother.fandom.com/wiki/Life_of_Luxury?so=search Life of Luxury].

In 2004. The Grinch got his hands on the internet and started using it prove he was indeed real. Sending solicited and unsolicited dick pics to those who think he's bullshitting. Through these adventures on internet fourms, he found his gf on the SomethingAwfulFourms and moved to somewhere in Yukon, Canada. Around 2013 he made the strategy of sponsoring YouTubers proving his existence. Giving birth to the 3am genre of YouTube videos.

However the Streisand effect also added skepticism to the Internet landscape, outputting videos debunking the Grinch's legitimacy. One such channel, most known to coast off mythbusting the Grinch was ShmakaWaka. Dunking on videos by one of the Grinch's sponsee; RobBob. ShmakaWaka angered the Grinch so much that he captured ShmakaWaka and intended to sentence him in his sex dungeon to spend 30 years washing the Grinch's sore green ass. But for some reason, since RobBob was in the dungeon too. ShmakaWaka out of desperstion attempted to sway RobBob's allegiance, saying that not freeing him would be the ultimate cringe.  The Grinch wasn't taking any of that bullshit so he ate RobBob's head out, took over Shmakawaka's YouTube channel and put the YouTuber to service, through massaging his gf's smelly ass feet.
==His Genocide on Gay sex . com==
Getting bored with running Shmakawaka's channel, the Grinch took up the lamest sport in the world: Golf. Worse, he took it up competitively! He would do nothing but play that sorry excuse of a sport for three years. But practicing on it that diligently, angered one Gardevoir with a sociopathic, narcissistic disorder, after beating him in a 9 hole course. That night, the Gardevoir snuck into his ex-gf's apartment with the intent to kill her. However she broke up with him a year after the Grinch got into golf. Moreover was that he was so preoccupied by it, he didn't realize their relationship is even over. So to make the Grinch even more angry he banged his ex and sent a video on his golf Whatsapp group.


This trauma caused the Grinch to develop a racist bias to all Gay sex . com users and their relations, seeing them as arrogant, skinny cow rapists. Which lead him to slaughter 49 Gardevoirs, 24 Gallades, 9 Kirlias and 2 Ralts before his arrest.
==The Time He Tried To Ruin Christmas==
[[File:Grinchthink.jpg|thumb|The grinch deciding how he's gonna ruin everyone's day for no fucking reason]]
This story is almost the exact same shit as Jimmy's story in Scary Godmother: Revenge of Jimmy, but more successful in his terrorism. Delisting all the Christmas songs on Spotify from the help of some miserable person on Discord. Vandalized, stole and destroyed decorations and iconography publicly and domestically. Scaring kids from Papa Nöel. And harassing and threatening christmas choirs. Despite this and not getting caught via dressing up as Santa, the holiday was too celebrated and marketed to have any significant damage towards it. But like Jimmy towards Halloween, he would end up re-attempting to destroy Christmas multiple times.
==The Time he Tricked the World Thinking that He Leaked Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Roster, When it was an actually very refined prank, one made for the funnies of it, a very funny skiddadle...==
Definitely the finest prank of his.

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== Death: ==
[[File:This is fucked.png|left|thumb|The Grinch FUCKIN dies to [[vore]] after aggravating some stupid small child!|973x973px]]
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