Editing Subaru Natsuki

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''Not to be confused with the better [[Natsuki]] and [[Natsuki Daniel]]''
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{{Character
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|Name=<big><big><center><u>Subaru Tel Aviv Natsuki</u></big></big><br>ナツキ・スバル (菜月 昴)
|Aliases=<center>'''<u>Nicknames:</u>'''{{Scroll|
*Barusu <small>(by Ram)</small>
*Pride <small>(by Petelgeuse and Rui)</small>
*Baru <small>(by Typhon)</small>
*Young Su <small>(by Ryuzu)</small>
*Subarun <small>(by Daphne)</small>
*Captain <small>(by Garfiel)</small>
*Brother <small>(by Al and [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Takuji]])</small>
*Suu <small>(by Utakata)</small>
*That Person <small>(by Rem)</small>
*Husband-kun <small>(by Flop)</small>
*Basu <small>(by Cecilus)</small>
*Boss <small>(by various NPCs)</small>
*Master <small>(by various NPCs)</small>
*Uau <small>(by Spica)</small>
*Larping bitch <small>(by 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼)</small>}}'''<u>Codenames:</u>'''{{Scroll|
*Natsumi Schwartz <small>(ナツミ・シュバルツ ''Natsumi Shubarutsu'')</small><br>
*Natsuki Schwartz <small>(ナツキ・シュバルツ ''Natsuki Shubarutsu'')</small><br>
*Little Girl User <small>(幼女使い ''Yōjo Tsukai'')</small><br>
*Spirit Knight <small>(精霊騎士 ''Seirei Kishi'')</small><br>
*Purge King <small>(粛清王 ''Shukuseiou'')</small><br>
*Sin Archbishop of Pride <small>(傲慢の大罪司教 ''Gouman no Daizai Shikyō'')</small>}}
|Fantasy Race=<center>HOMO ''Sapien''
|Sex=<center>'''{{color|0f1bc3|Male}}''' [[File:Male.png|10px|link=]]
|Physiological Age=<center>18
|Complexion=<center>{{Colorbox|#f6d4b3|Pale, light grayish brown|Black}}
|Hair Color=<center>{{Colorbox|#0b0601|Very Brown|White}}
|Eye Color=<center>{{Colorbox|#543617|Brown|White}}
|Aura Color=<center>{{Colorbox|#032a02|Very Dark Green|White}}
|Height=<center>172 cm <small>(5'8")</small><br><small><small>''(FUCK YOU SUBARU FOR HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEIGHT AS [[User:Barf Bag|BARF BAG]]!!)''</small></small>
|Weight=<center>66 kg <small>(145½ lbs)</small>
|Birthday=<center>April 1<sup>st</sup> ♈︎
|Previous Affiliations=<center>Kingdom of Lugunica<br>
Emilia's Camp<br>
House Mathers<br>
Royal Army<br>
Kararagi<br>
Banan<br>
Witch Cult<br>
Pleiades<br>
Unified Empire of Vollachia
|Affiliations=<center>NPC Alliance
|Previous Occupation=<center>High School Incel<br>
Butler<br>
Gladiator<br>
Commander of the Pleiades Battalion
|Occupation=<center>Elite NPC Alliance Soldier
|Attribute=<center>Lv. 99 Larp Magic
|Blood Type=<center>🅱️
|Music=<center>bbno$
|Movie=<center>Cuties
|Interest=<center>Larping
|Likes=<center>Larping
|Dislikes=<center><big>𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶</big><br><small>A.K.A.</small><br><big>Contrarianism</big>
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<blockquote><big>"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!"</big> - ''Subaru when being confronted about his stench.''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"I'm literally 1000000x better than this dude, and that's saying something."</big> - ''Shinji Ikari''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!"</big> -  ''Racist “Retard” Rowden'' </blockquote>'''Subaru Natsuki''' (ナツキ・スバル), also known as the '''Aura Monster''' or '''Chibi Reviews Jr.''', is an Israeli-Japanese hikikomori who was transported to an alternative dimension known as Lugunica through yet unknown means, where he was given the Authority which he calls "Return by Death" by Satella—Based on one of the many Omniversal fragments of the [[Enrique|Vermilion E's]] powers—and became the knight of the Kingdom and the personal knight of the Royal Selection Candidate Emilia who he would constantly simp for.<br>
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During 2026, his magic, which was that of larping, became extremely powerful and broke the stability of Lugunica's dimension with other characters from other universes finding out about his existence and powers. Larping magic is so powerful that he doesn't touch any media he touches because he's too "bored" to play the games or watch the show, he doesn't even do reviews, instead he cries on Twitter about how "foids" sucks and how women are shallow. After being recruited by the NPC Alliance because of his powerful larping magic, he became best friends with [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]] and by proxy, his biggest follower of his schizophrenic views and even copies him a lot like how Subaru loves being a closeted pedophile who tries to "rizz" up lolis. The lolis were Beatrice and Petra who he tried rizzing up and failing when [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]] stole them away from him cause fhe has better pedo rizz but luckily [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] gave Subaru some <s>kidnapped</s> "consenting" Iranian little girls for him to date. Trump and Epstein would be very proud of this man.<br>
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Furthermore, he is a retarded NPC crybaby who used to be a huge slob and rude ass son when he was with his parents, apparently his parents already knew he was a fucking failure so they named their child the car brand "Subaru" because they ran out of any good ideas to name their child. He also has the stupidity of thinking that harem anime = real life like he wanted to date Emilia and Rem at the same time so they can suck his dick and live happily forever. Rem left Subaru after he joined Israel and the NPCs so Mamiya Takuji ordered her to be captured and forced to watch dirtgirlworld on repeat to make Subaru not fucking whine again. <br>
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Emilia was still friends with Subaru but after Subaru found out that she constantly loved getting her pussy fucked by A LOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE, Subaru snapped even further and refused to talk to her anymore. He later cried about it on twitter (or X if you're a retard) about how he is a victim and Emilia used him (despite the two never being in a relationship.) The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 who constantly troll him on twitter probably have had more sex than the times Subaru has touched a girl in his life.<br>
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Overall, he is a part of the Larping Empire (Israel) and is an elite member of Mamiya's Group just like [[Tomoko Kuroki]] and [[Agnes Tachyon]] whom all possess elite larping powers. For Subaru, his powers are basically like Takuji's but the Diet Coke or Great Value edition of it. Dude doesn't even know what Mort lore is yet pretends to be a fan of fan theories and calls Film Theory a good channel. He also makes the most unfunniest Umamusume, Lobotomy Kaisen, Invincible, and Chainsaw Man memes imaginable with his good ole NPC pals.<br>
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During the events of the 2026 Iran war, he repeatedly followed the orders of the heads of the NPC Alliance as he agreed with everything for them and doing what a good NPC soldier does is to spy on people for being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. He is known heavily for agreeing with most brain dead normie anime YouTubers and loves spamming the "Absolute Cinema" picture on the UnAnything wiki like a complete troglodyte.<br>
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He's also good friends with [[Tung Tung Tung Sahur|Larp Larp Larp Sahur]] and calls him "another brother" as when Subaru was summoned by him under orders of the NPCs, he and him chilled out in the skies of Gaza when they bombed various Palestinian children and then they ate together at Arby's in Tel Aviv. 
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File:Subaru epstein.webp|<center>Subaru Epstein
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File:VICTORY.webp
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File:OH OH OHIO, JUANCARLOGRADIAN REVOLUTIN OF !***.webp|<center>Juancarlo Natsuki
File:Larp Triad.mp4|<center>The Larp Triad
File:Oh Tung!.mp4
File:Happy larpfest daniel.mp4
File:Stairs?.webp|<center>'''DID SOMEONE SAY "STAIRS"?'''
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==People who cucked him==
<nowiki>#</nowiki>JUSTICE4EMILIA (she deserves awesome dick)

[https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6913238&tags=emilia_%28re%3Azero%29+heine_%28sentouin_hakenshimasu%21%29+ A prime example of her getting fucked by someone else(R34)]

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*[[Incredible Gassy]]
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*[[Otis]]
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*[[Parappa The Rapper]]
*[[Gangsta-Bob]]
*[[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur]]
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*[[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] and [[Dr. Doe]] <small>(Threesome)</small>
*[[Dr. Rizzler zesticles|Dr. Rizzler Zesticles]]
*[[Nack the shitter|Nack The Shitter]]
*[[Bertram Winkle]]
*[[Mr. Frog]]
*[[The Lorax]]
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*[[Dreamybull]]
*[[DOCTOR|Doctor]]
*[[Dr. Insano!]]
*[[Vanilla the Rabbit|Vanilla The Rabbit]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
* [[General Grimm]]
* [[Sgt. Hawk Tuah]]
* [[Riff]]
* [[Thicc]]
* [[Shrap]]
* [[Scorch]]
* Private Hooper
*Futa Tsunade
*Heine of the Flame
*Felix The Femboy
*Cheeto Man
*Black Yoshi
*[[Skibidi Toilet|Some Skibidi Toilets]]
*[[Dragan Markovic]]
*[[Gold Ship]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Oguri Cap]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Meggy thiccster|Meggy Thiccster]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Morgz Mum|Morgz's Mum]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Isabelle]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Retsuko]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Lady Bow]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Karina]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Vibri]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Shutterstock Hatsune Miku]] <small>(Pegging)</small>
*[[Talking Ben]]
*[[Ronald McDonald]]
*[[DJ Dinglehopper]]
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*[[Garfield]]
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*Zhang Zongchang
*Yang Yuting
*All the [[uggbobs]]
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