Editing SandwichFucker34

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[[File:Sexiest USER ever made.png|thumb|A Very Sexy USER™]]
'''SandwichFucker34''', also known as '''Experiment 628''' or simply just called '''Sandwich''', is an insufferable experiment created by [[Dr. Hämsterviel]] by combing both Reuben and [[Bonnie|Bonnie's]] DNA with the power of [[Autism]] just for jokes and laughs but he accidentally created the most smartest experiment ever made yet proves to be stupid at the same time. He is a USER™ that loves to rant on shows and movies that came out years ago and if the viewer is lucky, he will do one on a recent piece of Media but SandwichFucker34 doesn't care and continues to pop out rants on stuff that annoys him and he was formerly a member of the Super Origami Kingdom but [[DogsEatingDogs6]] kicked him out for bullying a literal child which SandwhichFucker34 would later regret. Also if you haven't realized it until now, he's basically Reuben but with a reskinned color with minor tweaks and there lol.

He is canonically the brother to Bonnie yet everytime she tries to vent her frustrations to him, he pretends to listen to it and immediately makes GMOD Animations right after. He is also the husband to [https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Tangy Tangy] which is a super sexy orange cat that Sandwich was lucky to get because he's super hot and met her in a date at Applebees and they became lovey dovey couples ever since then and even inviting her to the trailer where Bonnie tells Tangy to get out because its her fucking trailer but Tangy ignores her and still hangs out with Sandwich leaving Bonnie even more pissed so she kicked out Sandwich and Tangy for good but Sandwich now lives with Tangy together leading Bonnie even more isolated.

Now Sandwich is in the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!]] and is liked there even though he has outbursts all the time but even [[𝓓𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓮]] thinks he's a good friend to rant together as both are rantsonas afterall. He is also friends with Jason Gomez The Dinosaur, [[Astro Boy Productions]], [[Diego Marcoson]](BFF'S), [[Beavis]], [[Butt-Head]], GohanFanHater, [[Boognish]], [[Clyde]], and others but he's kinda insufferable to like almost any other experiment besides Clyde because he's kinda very nitpicky and often makes fun of their intelligence and how they groan like animals so they beat him up like what the original [[Stitch]] did to him along with MANY OTHERS. His YouTube and Twitter often makes fun of the experiments too and say they have no rights if they don't speak English or any other OFFICIAL Language which kinda makes him racist towards his own kind like Uncle Ruckus and when someone online tries to counterattack his opinion, he calls them OPINION BASHERS and makes a rant on them including a 15 year old girl that Astro Boy and Jason also ranted on.

== Biography of a USER™ ==

=== Leroy & Stitch Arc ===
He was first born and created by bored idea that Dr. Hämsterviel would make before creating the infamous Leroys as he recently just got a hold of a jar containing powerful Autism so he combines that with Reuben and Bonnie's DNA to make him but to make him look different, Hämsterviel gave him a hat and scars that makes him look badass so yeah he was born but was very insufferable even on their journey to enslave other experiements but Sandwich loves teasing the Experiments so much he even killed one like RIP one random experiment so just think its someone from the [https://liloandstitch.fandom.com/wiki/Unconfirmed_Experiments unconfirmed experiments] if you wanna know who he killed I guess.

He later then contributed in the final battle AKA Hämsterviel's Last Stand but to no surprise, they lost as Hämsterviel was a coward and left them totally abandoned as Sandwich alongside with Gantu, Reuben, Bonnie, Marmalade, and Clyde who all went to jail as yeah all the Leroy's died due to them being Temu knockoffs lol.

=== Jail Arc ===
This lasted two years and as Sandwich was only born for like two months btw(AS AN ADULT)and went to jail like this is basically Megamind but anyways he was ranting on everything and first realized his main thing to do is to watch shows and rant on them in the rooms where the TV is on leading to prisoners annoyed by him but Sandwich had Clyde as an bodyguard as the two became friends when Clyde was separated from Bonnie for the first time and were laughing together always so Sandwich didn't have a rough time there even though he should've but he would later be free when a prison revolt led by Gantu happened and freed all the prisoners there as Sandwich was free and wanted to go somewhere but luckily, Pleakley would hold all the remaining experiments that's not controlled by the government safe in Lilo's House and invited Bonnie, Clyde, and him to stay even though they had bad history with him.

=== [[Moccasins Saga/Phase 3|Revelations Arc]] ===
Nothing really happened in this arc to him like he had a generally good time hogging the computer and making his rants and online DeviantArt posts and beating up anyone who wanted it but he was totally oblivious to the drama going on there as he listened to pirated songs he got from the internet. Then he would go in hiding when Dr. Loboto stole them all for Delia and wasn't captured and stayed there as Lilo and Nani even left the house so he had the whole house to himself when Pleakley left but the electricity bill and internet bill would run out as he left to make a cave underground by stealing other's routers and go on there.

=== [[Meme Saga Sisterhood]] ===
He would later go to Bonnie & Clyde's stolen trailer because Clyde is his homie and stayed as the third member in the house while Bonnie would be irratates by both no as she seems to get drifting away from Clyde more and more by the day as her and Clyde would have arguments all the time while Sandwich just stayed making AMV's of Robin X Starfire. Things would go bad when he finally realized that Bonnie dated Angel and broke Clyde's feeling and abandoned him as a friend during that time on what was going on and met Hämsterviel and his [[Fassad|al]][[Fenneko|li]][[Fidget|es]] about it as they know what's going on as Hämsterviel also met Sandwich since like a long time of distancing so yeah and Sandwich appeared at the infamous wedding and that was basically it for him this time and he would be a reoccurring character doing some bits and there but eh.

=== Post Arcs and the Freaky Saga ===
Sandwich would remain still in Bonnie's trailer as she grown to accept him but things would change when Sandwich was at Applebee's and met Tangy for the first time as they're tongues drooled for each other. They had a date and chatted and then finally became a couple and they had frequent dates as Bonnie would get sick and tiring of her entering the trailer so she kicked out both him and Tangy but she lets him stay at her cute house as they always talk about ideas on videos and kiss eachother all the time.

He would then meet Naayle who was a USER™ just like him and became suspiciously friends within like a day and had a invite for him to join the Super Origami Kingdom as an official member so he joined the group and met people who he would be friends with like Jason, Astro, Diego, and others but especially Diego as they hanged out all the time. He contributed in mega rants like the Surfs Up one, Ice Age one, and his own individual rant which rants on the Trolls which is his LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME and his dynamite gal Tangy would help him on lines so he wouldn't forget or have a speech problem mid-way through and he then fought the Three Omni Kings which Sandwich fucking despises and threatens to kill them if they continue making fun of his group but they would eventually have stopped but Sandwhich was starving for drama and wanted MORE so when a 15 year old hates them, Astro Boy came up the idea to make a video which Diego, JurassicVerse64, and Sandwich himself helped on to make people know this USER™  and bully her but then everyone would make fun of it as they were forced to delete the  video as everyone who was involved got kicked out besides JurassicVerse64 for no fucking reason.

He and Diego Marcoson would have a tighter bond as both joined the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety but still has the same USERISM to them but he would also be involved in [[The USERS™ Saga]] on Diego's side and beated up many NPC's but it was a tie unfortunately but later he would still make AWESOME and COOL rants with Dan.

== Trivia ==

* SandwichFucker34 was only created to be a joke on r/SuperOrigamiKingdom but now has his own page finally.
* He's a parody of all those serious ranters that 50/50 of them turns out to be a lolcow.
* He LOVES PlayStation SOOOOO MUCH LIKE CAN YOU TELL IT?
* His favorite song is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37l6C7UB5w Nope your too late i already died] by Wifiskeleton.
* His favorite color is Green obviously.
* His Scars is only to make him seem edgy and no one has ever gave him real scars.
* He loves to steal and hoarde things just like Bonnie.
* His Dynamite Gal, Tangy, once again is super fucking hot and they had a very secret wedding together.
* He despises Xbox
* He's also a parody on those bad reskinned Sonic OC's.

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