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<big>'''ꃅꍏ꓄ꍟ. ꒒ꍟ꓄ ꂵꍟ ꓄ꍟ꒒꒒ ꌩꂦꀎ ꃅꂦꅏ ꂵꀎꉓꃅ ꀤ'ꃴꍟ ꉓꂦꂵꍟ ꓄ꂦ ꃅꍏ꓄ꍟ ꌩꂦꀎ ꌗꀤꈤꉓꍟ ꀤ ꌃꍟꁅꍏꈤ ꓄ꂦ ꒒ꀤꃴꍟ. ꓄ꃅꍟꋪꍟ ꍏꋪꍟ 387.44 ꂵꀤ꒒꒒ꀤꂦꈤ ꂵꀤ꒒ꍟꌗ ꂦꎇ ꉣꋪꀤꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꉓꀤꋪꉓꀎꀤ꓄ꌗ ꀤꈤ ꅏꍏꎇꍟꋪ ꓄ꃅꀤꈤ ꒒ꍏꌩꍟꋪꌗ ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꎇꀤ꒒꒒ ꂵꌩ ꉓꂦꂵꉣ꒒ꍟꊼ. ꀤꎇ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꅏꂦꋪꀸ ꃅꍏ꓄ꍟ ꅏꍏꌗ ꍟꈤꁅꋪꍏꃴꍟꀸ ꂦꈤ ꍟꍏꉓꃅ ꈤꍏꈤꂦꍏꈤꁅꌗ꓄ꋪꂦꂵ ꂦꎇ ꓄ꃅꂦꌗꍟ ꃅꀎꈤꀸꋪꍟꀸꌗ ꂦꎇ ꂵꀤ꒒꒒ꀤꂦꈤꌗ ꂦꎇ ꂵꀤ꒒ꍟꌗ ꀤ꓄ ꅏꂦꀎ꒒ꀸ ꈤꂦ꓄ ꍟꆰꀎꍏ꒒ ꂦꈤꍟ ꂦꈤꍟ-ꌃꀤ꒒꒒ꀤꂦꈤ꓄ꃅ ꂦꎇ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꃅꍏ꓄ꍟ ꀤ ꎇꍟꍟ꒒ ꎇꂦꋪ ꃅꀎꂵꍏꈤꌗ'' ꍏ꓄ ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꂵꀤꉓꋪꂦ-ꀤꈤꌗ꓄ꍏꈤ꓄. ꎇꂦꋪ ꌩꂦꀎ. ꃅꍏ꓄ꍟ. ꃅꍏ꓄ꍟ.'' - Ren</big> <big>"𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖐 𝖍𝖊'𝖘 𝖆 𝕲𝖔𝖉 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖍𝖊'𝖘 𝖆𝖘 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖘 𝖜𝖊. 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘, i̵̝̘͝ ̶̖̜̌h̶̗͇̑ò̸̡͕l̵̞̬̕d̶̛̘͈ ̸͇̋͋ͅt̴̰̜̽ĥ̶͚͕e̵̬̱̓̅ ̵͉̌f̶̧̃ā̸̱͝t̵̘̍͒ė̷̮ ̴͙͗ó̴̹̙f̸̹͑ ̵̰͛m̷̢̼͘ī̷̬l̶̟̫̂̀l̵̦͎̈́i̷̺̙̇̄ō̴̪͝n̸͙͗s̴̥̙͗" - Ren</big> [[File:Catatonic Ren in the bathtub.webp|thumb|Ren in his most sane state]] ''"They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy: It is I who am mad! Didn't you hear them? Didn't you see the crowds?" - Ren'' '''Renauld Höek''' (1991-2024) was an insane, psychotic dog. He experienced the horrors of the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society]] and lived to tell the tale. He is closely associated with [[Talking Ben]]. Ren has severe bloodlust and wants to kill [[Freaky Bob]], [[Dr. Hämsterviel]], [[Hiei]], [[George Pig]], [[Talking Ben]] and [[Enrique|AN UNIDENTIFIABLE AND DEMONICALLY ENIGMATIC DEITY BEYOND ALL KNOWN HORRORS AND COMPREHENSION]]. He is made out of nitroglycerin and can explode (with an estimated force of over fifteen thousand Tsar Bombas) at any moment. He also has X-Ray Vision, can shoot lasers out of his eyes, and has the ability of telepathy and teleportation. His right hand can transform into a machine gun, which is anatomically a part of his body, and [[Sbarro the Annihilator|his left eye is a separate entity on its own]]. He is part cyborg and is practically inextinguishable and the only way to truly destroy him is by beating him at a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds server. He also had a dungeon full of Freaktures and Demons until they were all released during the [[NPC-Freaky War]]. Speaking of which, Ren caused the cosmic war. == Role in the [[NPC-Freaky War|𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-NPC war]] == [[File:Imgoingfuckinginsanelol.webp|thumb|ren getting down on his hands and knees and begging directly towards talking ben for forgiveness.]] He assassinated [[Freaky Bob]] in the year 5732 by gunning Freaky Bob down with his right hand, which directly led to the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-NPC War. He was used as the nuclear bomb that was launched to 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ville in 5758. == Things he loved/hobbies == * Killing people * Disease outbreaks * Robot zombie apocalypses * Lobotomy * Mass psychogenic illness * Torture * Dismemberment * Mutilation * Alien abductions * Experiments * Blowing up shit * [[File:Mybrain.webp|thumb|ren being condemned to florida by talking ben]]Volcano sacrifices * Beheadings * Executions * Doing freaky shit with dead corpses (necrophile) * Doing freaky shit with cars (mechanophile) * Literal fucking mass unalivings * Cheetos * Playing PlayStation 5 with the boys * Being angry * Journeys that remind him of beatles songs == Things he hated == [[File:Iminyourwalls.webp|thumb|hell nah get outta there]] * love * [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society]] * [[Freaky Bob]] * Brainrot * His son, [[Mr. Game & Watch]]. == Ren's House == [[File:Veryangryindeed.webp|thumb|freaky society raiding ren's house]] After assassinating [[Freaky Bob]], the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society]] raided Ren's house, but Ren wasn't there. == In hiding == After Ren hid for 3 months, the Freaky Society Investigation Agency spotted Ren hiding in piles of shit. [[File:Vvk9vq1mifsd1.webp|thumb|cute lil angel]] == Fate == His punishment was a death penalty - AKA a PUBG game. [[Daddy Pig]] played against Ren and he won, instantly killing Ren. Freaky Bob, after being resurrected from the dead, erected a statue of Ren made of Renium as a grave then vandalized and destroyed the statue after building it because he obviously despises him, giving he literally killed him once. == Trivia == * This once was the only page on the deceased SpongeBob Fanon Wiki to have the word "inextinguishable". * When Ren killed Freaky Bob, he also technically committed a deicide, because Freaky Bob is canonically a God, along with [[Talking Ben]]. ** Ren himself is technically a demigod because of all the powers he possesses, even if he mistakes himself for a mortal. *Although he isn't a Freaker, he is a necrophile and his ghost masturbated to his own dead body. **He is also a mechanophile and has committed crimes against car-anity. *He was sometimes referred to as "The Mad Tennessean" *None of this is canon in the context of The Ren and Talking Ben Show. [[File:Ren's bedroom.jpg|thumb|Ren's bedroom]] == Legacy == * He lives on as a boogieman in Freaky culture. * In NPC Culture, Mr. Game & Watch modified it to make every NPC hate Ren as a furry who did very wrong stuff for the NPC's as they were manipulated to do so. This means that Ren is not respected and has no legacy as statues of him were destroyed. * Even after his death, he is always laughing at Mr. Game & Watch, laughing always and never stops as Mr. Game & Watch hears it as Ren always says; '''''"You'll never win as you're my pathetic son that I always hated."''''' [[Category:𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society]] [[Category:Dogs]] [[Category:Villains]] [[Category:Lobotomized]] [[Category:Psychopaths]] [[Category:Evil]] [[Category:Talking ben]] [[Category:Insane]] [[Category:Characters]] [[Category:Supervillains]] [[Category:Murderers]] [[Category:Serial Killers]] [[Category:Anti-freakies]] [[Category:Demigods]] [[Category:Criminals]] [[Category:Enemies of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society]] [[Category:NPCs]] [[Category:Animals]] [[Category:Necrophiles]] [[Category:The Ren and Talking Ben Show characters]] [[Category:Assassins]] [[Category:Freaky arc]] [[Category:Chihuahuas]] [[Category:Schizoids]] [[Category:Articles approved by Ozzie2009]] [[Category:People from Tennessee]] [[Category:Fucking Crazy]] [[Category:Mechanophiles]] [[Category:Gods?]] [[Category:Freaky haters]]
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