Editing Remy F. Ratatouille

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|Name=<center>Remy F. Ratatouille
|Image=[[File:Cez5pvm4guk61.png|250px|center|The Lord of the Rats]]
|Sex=<center>'''{{color|0f1bc3|Male}}''' [[File:Male.png|10px|link=]]
|Fantasy Race=<center>''Rattus norvegicus''
|Full Real Name=<center>Remy From Ratatouille
|Real Full Name=<center>Remy From Ratatouille
|Son=*[[Remy Jr.]] † <small>(got ran over by a giant semi-truck in 2025 at the age of 2. Remy never mentally recovered from the sight of seeing his son be reduced to a mere pile of blood and gore)</small>
*''Evil'' Leonardo † <small>(adopted; dead)</small>
*''Evil'' Raphael † <small>(adopted; dead)</small>
*''Evil'' Donatello † <small>(adopted; dead)</small>
*''Evil'' Michelangelo <small>(adopted)</small>
|Father=<center>Django † <small>(abducted and experimented by aliens, ultimately being transformed into a strange new liquid)
|Mother=<center>Desiree † <small>(spontaneously combusted)
|Sister=<center>Emile † <small>(became chicken)
|Wife=<center>He married a block of cheese once, got divorced 2022.
|Alignment=<center>Freaky
}}'''Remy From Ratatouille''' (ラタトゥイユのレミー, ''Ratato~uiyu No Remī''), also known as '''Remy Fortnite Ratatouille''' (レミー フォートナイト ラタトゥイユ, ''Remī Fōtonaito Ratato~uiyu''), is a badASS! Japanese/Fr*nch/American 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ninja [https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6hkknsQ6vRWknwL_hJxmUl8TWoJfoeR7JZg&s '''{{color|#F8B700|rat}}'''] (not to be confused by his [https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Remy '''{{color|#F8B700|NPC clone}}'''] created by BNL who appeared in the film ''Ratatouille'') who raised all four [https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Turtles '''{{color|#F8B700|Evil Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles}}'''] (that only appeared in like one minor Fleetway comic chapter in 1991) to become who they are solely because he wanted them to fight against [[Stuart Little]], [[Michael Rodent]], and the unnamed TMNT multiversal God because he fucking hates those three NPC fucks with a burning passion. He is the original variant across all multiverses of the fable fictional archetype of the character of [https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Splinter '''{{color|#F8B700|Splinter}}''']; as all universal and dimensional variants of Splinter are nothing more than NPC coded characters created by the unnamed God of the [https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Multiverse '''{{color|#F8B700|TMNT multiverse}}'''] to subvert and counteract Remy's evil and vile presence across the [[Omniverse]]. Basically, all of TMNT and its various interpretations are just the God of TMNT's counteractive fanfic to censor what Remy truly is by creating multiple universes where NPC Remy <small>A.K.A.</small> Splinter is a wise and heroic rat and also a father (heroic qualities) In the end, Remy is the multiversal blueprint and genome of the entire TMNT multiverse. Without him, the TMNT franchise would never exist and the NPCs are trying to hide this fact from you.

He hates the shit out of those NPC puritans and is the ultimate threat to the entire TMNT multiverse as he sees TMNT (as a franchise) as a stain and mockery of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶. As such, he raised the entire (evil) TMNT to become the ultimate foils of the TMNT multiverse and were groomed by Remmy to become the ultimate threat to all other TMNT variants while also being lethal killers to one day slaughter Stuart's ass but the fight unfortunately never happened because the Evil TMNT split apart thanks to internal tension between the four caused by generational grief that caused Evil Raphael and Evil Michelangelo to stay as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 while Ex-Evil Leonardo and Ex-Evil Donatello joined the NPCs to side with the other multiversal variants of the turtles. Although the turtles' separation was a huge morale loss, it still did not deter Remy from trying to fight Stuart and Michael Rodent hands-on by himself with everything he'd learned from ninjitsu.

Additionally, all of his rat pack were kidnapped by the rat fucker Oh Il-nam to produce South Korean rat offsprings because that's his fetish (I think) and gore which he likes because he literally created the Squid Games. Remy has devoted his entire life to kill these four mentioned enemies of his. Unfortunately for Remy, he couldn't kill Oh as Oh Il-nam dies to some old age stuff. Remy now pisses on his dead body as a trophy that he outlived him.

He also has a rivalry with [[Ratatoing]].

==LE LORE==

===Tragic Beginnings===
Ratatouille was born in Japan on October 23, 1959. On the same exact day of his birth, his father, mother and brother all died in various unexplainable, imaginative yet horrific ways, such as his father being abducted by aliens and getting lobotomized, his mother spontaneously combusting, and his brother accidentally falling into a KFC fryer. Thus, Remy was left orphaned at the ripe old age of just 4 seconds old. On November 1959, at just one month old, he was caught in a surprise NPC ambush that nearly killed him, sparking his deep hatred for NPCs in general.

A few months of wandering homelessly, he found a new home as the generous and famed ninja Hamato Yoshi spotted him, adopted him and gave him a new home in his dojo. A few months later though, Hamato got into a very heated dispute with a fellow ninja named Oroku Nagi and presumably killed him due to some cuck incel war drama. He was then exiled to somewhere in Fr*nce where Hamato was killed at the hands of Nagi's brother Oroku Saki, who traveled there to seek the vengeance for the death of his brother Nagi.

Saddened and homeless, Ratatouille is forced to run away and live in the attic of a random house in the Fr*nch countryside. He started to become somewhat of a paranoid schizophrenic and imagined him having friends and family when in reality, he had none and was a depressed and lonely son of a spontaneous combustion victim. One fateful night, infamous war-criminal Stuart Little knocked on the door to his attic home for an irritable amount of times. When Remy went over to open said door, Little quickly hid himself in a bush to the left of the door to make Remy assume no one was there and that a paranormal force had knocked, reigniting his belief in [[Freaky Bob]] and the End Times. Stuart deliberately proceeded to do this time and time again in order to mentally torment Remy and drive him to be more unstable than he already is which was the catalyst of him awakening his [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Gene]]. When Remy discovered the culprit, he began his unquenchable hatred towards Little.

Remy was gifted with a strong sense of taste and smell, which didn't fare well because the attic hid the ancient corpse of [[wikipedia:Tarrare|'''{{color|#F8B700|Tarrare}}''']] stored within the walls. As a result, he had to smell its shit odor for the entirety of the time he lived there. There were also plenty of rotten cheese stashed across the attic, some of them dating back centuries ago and thus meaning that some of it had either completely decayed, became a nesting ground for small parasitical worms and was highly unfit for consumption. It smelt and tasted like absolute horseshit and it nearly killed him but it was all he ate during the time he lived there. Remy would later state that the chronic diarrhea he got from eating it tasted better. The owners of the house discovered Remy living in their attic and immediately decided to attempt to kill Remy with <s>rat poison</s> a fucking shotgun but by that time, Remy had already fled the attic, claiming that it was a "jankuyādo" and aspired to live in better conditions.

On the brink of starvation and near-death, he made his long, perilous journey to the capital to find a new home. On the way, some guy on a bike almost ran him over and then flipped the bird at him for no reason. Unfazed, this did not deter him to end his pilgrimage, and soon enough he made it to Paris, and by Paris I mean Gusteau's restaurant.

===Shenanigans at Gusteau's & Escaping Gusteau's===
Once Remy finally made his way to Paris, he fell in love with the city as it smelled just like the hole he was born in. But what really got his interest was Gusteau's restaurant, as it offered him something to eat besides rotten 100 year old cheese. As soon as he entered, all hell immediately broke loose. He somehow was able to psychically & mentally possess a random chef, leading to chaos and destruction around the restaurant and people believing that Remy was haunted or some other crazy fucking shit. Either way, it wasn't good and Remy nearly died. They tied him up on a firecracker in revenge and he luckily escaped somehow, I don't know how but he did. He ran into the nearest airport, dodged numerous security guards, and left Paris for good.

===Living in the freakyville sewers and adopting and raising the Evil TMNT===
The evil turtles would come to be in the 1980s as they were born in a pet store in Freakyville (when it was still known as "Countrymusicville" before post 2020s) When the four evil turtles were bought by a young boy named [[Juancarlo Albaez]] (a younger version of him), he carried them out into the streets in a glass terrarium, until suddenly, a canister with a radioactive mutagen from Chernobyl bounced off a truck and smashed their casing. During which Juancarlo tripped and fell on the sidewalk, sending the turtles, along with the canister, into a nearby sewer drain and coating them in the mutagen. Also Juancarlo fucked his knee up big time, which caused him to replace the leg with the upside down body of his neighbor, Harold Goodman.

The four were coated in the green ooze and later found by Remy ho was living in the sewers that the turtles fell in at the time. He collected them all in a bag to keep them safe. Soon, the turtles began to develop more human qualities and increased intelligence due to the exposure to the mutagen. Remy named the four after Renaissance painters because he's a massive art nerd who most likely stole something from the Louvre once, and since he was also the pet rat of the culinary chef Alfredo Linguini in Fr*nce. Over the next fifteen years, he introduced them to French and Italian gastronomy and is the reason for the four's pizza addiction; while at the same time he taught them all he'd learned from Lego Ninjutsu from watching his master and wanted it all to lead up to him and them finally fighting his two greatest foes: [[Stuart Little]] and the TMNT Multiverse. As a whole, he groomed the four turtles to become the ultimate evil counterparts to all TMNT variants across fiction, dubbing them as the Evil Ninja Turtles. As such, they all became incredibly skilled 🥷, and stayed in the shadows while honoring their craft.

Sadly, such a battle between Remy's two greatest enemies never occurred as divisions and feuds later began between the four turtles. Remy would have to fight Stuart and the God of the TMNT multiverse by himself.
===Avengers Endgame===
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===The Great Crossover Divide===
It is revealed that the God of the TMNT Multiverse is none other than [https://kungfupanda.fandom.com/wiki/Oogway '''{{color|#F8B700|Grand Master Oogway}}'''], the ultimate NPC turtle. Oogway reveals that he seeks to destroy [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]] as his presence is a major threat to the balance and equilibrium of the Omniverse. He also wants to destroy all things 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 since the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 are the ultimate threat to the harmony and symmetry of good and evil across all existences. Oogaway than kills Evil Raphael for not joining his side unlike the other two while Evil Mikey is shocked and runs away from the absolute fear of Oogway's powers. After the loss of all his brothers, Mikey becomes The Last Ronin and swears to avenge all 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 who were genocided by Oogway and his NPC allied empire. During 2026, Remy, The Last Ronin, and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle become an ultimate 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 axis power to one day defeat Oogway.
==Gallery==
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File:The-virgin-stuart-little-vs-the-chad-remy.jpg|The Virgin Stuart vs. The Chad Remy
File:Img.jpg|Luigini about to get skullfucked to death.
File:V8u3mauy7d1.jpg|Remy staring at one of Oogway's statues, vowing to end his lies across all realities and to end him once and for all.
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