Editing Pizza Fucker Krabs

{{Character Box 1|title1=Pizza Fucker Krabs|caption1="Ah, just in time ;)"|full_name=Eugenius Harold Mort Krabs|gender=Male|status=Alive|species=Crustacean|alignment=Evil|personality=Freaky, lustful, unchasteful|powers/skills=Fucking pizza, very durable, damage resistance|friends=[[Freaky Bob]], [[Freaky Patrick]], [[Elmer Fudd|Grilled Cheese Fucker]]|enemies=People trying to stop him from freaking pizzas<br>Krusty Krab customers within the freaked side of Bikini Bottom|image=Pizzafreaker.png|relatives=Pizza lady (cousin)
All of Pizza Fucker Cult members (secretive nephews and nieces)}}

'''Eugenius H. Krabs''', also known as '''Pizza Fucker Krabs''', is a pizzalogist, pizzaphile, [[Donald Trump|convicted felon]] and a freaky fellow of Freaky Bob who is know to freak around pizzas. He survived the [[Bombing of NKC]]. He is the anti-thesis to the NPC's equivalent of [[Mr. Krabs]] who is an evil Palpatine-like fucker with "flander" traits.

== History ==
Pizza Fucker Krabs first appeared in a absolutenutcase162's comic, where he is about to do freaky things with [[PizzaBob]].<ref>https://www.deviantart.com/theonbruhstar/art/PIZZA-FUCKER-954120262</ref>

After that, while the police were driving, one of them mentioned about pizza, which caused Pizza Fucker Krabs to fucking launch himself into the cops, possibly killing them.<ref name=":0">https://x.com/CrispWhisp/status/1762401754602197483</ref>

During the party with bikini bottomites, when American pizza was introduced to the scene, Pizza Fucker Krabs received a large erection, stating "LOOK AT THAT CRUST".<ref>https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSsMarcaHSfsKKYo6b3hG88ndgpnxKWftb-A&s</ref>

Mr. Krabs did indeed have rehab to stop being a pesky pizzaphile, but after he saw Pizza lady, he couldn't resist any further and was unfortunately turned back into the Pizza Fucker Krabs.<ref name=":0" />

Pizza Fucker Krabs is so powerful, he turned two men into his specie after looking at him.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/spongebobinmemphis/comments/1chnxq2/fuckers_of_a_pizza_flock_together/</ref>

He managed to escape NKC just before the 1st phase of the bombing run on the city.
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== Trivia ==

* He has uttered the word fuck 1,000,000,000 times
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