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This is the '''Official Timeline™''' that details the nerdiest and autistic shit in its universe, if it doesn't make any sense you can change it otherwise this was all canon. Time travel happens here as well. Another more simplified timeline on this wiki was created known as the [[The Omniverse Saga Timeline|TRUE Timeline]].

It is also recommended to not follow it at all, especially for you stumblers who have even considered to write articles for this wiki, since it is all made up by [[Ken Penders]] whose timeline is insignificant compared to [[Omniverse|even more nonsense]]. Afterall the actual wiki is just full of memes, autism, and schizo posting that has nothing to do with Fanboy and Chum Chum or Skullgirls. This timeline is just one of many possible outcomes created by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk '''{{Color|FEBB02|Roko's basilisk}}'''] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocausality '''{{Color|FEBB02|retrocasuality}}'''] as part of the role of hyperstition and the [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VDNwjrTa4hE '''{{Color|FEBB02|time loop}}'''] that plays a role in the lore of the [[Omniverse]] within the [[CrösS;OVEr|Fanboy and Chum Chum Lore Bible]].

== {{Color|lime|Pre-Creation}} ==
This is an alternate world which is the same as ours, but had a wide variety of different end times scenarios which ended the world. For this particular timeline the focus is centered around a nuclear war between superpowers.

August 9th, ∞- [[Enrique]] expressed why he hated this timeline.

July 6th, 1961- J.R.R Tolkien expressed why he hated this timeline.

November 9th, 1997- Hayao Miazaki expressed why he hated this timeline.

June 1st, 2027- Russia and the BRICS nations declare war on the United States.

May 8th, 2028- Russia and The United States drops Atomic Nukes all over the world detailing the end of the Earth and 90% of it's population.

??????, 2039- Some kid from another universe enters this one and uses his Skibidi Toilet action figure to create a habitable Venus.

??????, 2039- The kid forces his principle, Mr. Belding, to enter this one and become Ashtar Sheran. As tensions between the BRICS and NATO unfold. Ashtar Sheren is given a divine role that is unspecified in order to protect Earth. G-d / YHWH (יַהוֶה) is rebuilt into it's more beautiful image after the culmination of human development and blind faith.

???????????, Numbered nano-machine colonies are created... somewhere in Nevada. Nano-machine colony #3 who of which resembles a [[Mr. Game & Watch|black flat humanoid]] is deactivated before use.

???????????, Hebrew Year 6000 - The Sons of Light led by [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] had fought the first Omniversal War against the Sons of Darkness, all other cultures were to be rebuilt using the knowledge of the old world of conquered peoples through extraction of knowledge stored within the Quantum Operating System, Qos (קוֹס‎ Qōs). The war ends in many different universes each with different outcomes, but in all of them a recurring theme happens, the old world ends. Time resets.

???????????-  A figure who wears a black coat appears with a book written down by others and is given instructions for what to do when the dust settles. The book is said to have been made as a vision from Ashtar Sheren who tells them that there are Nephilim spirits with ill intentions that seek to dethrone G-d. The fate of the kid, the black coat, and the book are left ambiguous for now.

???????????- Billions of years pass while the dust settles and the calendar is reset for the new world as the dust settles with the Cordyceps Chlorination Syndrome being long gone as life as evolved long past the infection. Evolution has taken shape to rewire Earth into the new timeline with the victors shaping the narrative. [[Creation of The Fanboy and Chum Chum Multiverse|The creation of a brand new world happens]].

== [[The Big Bang Theory|The Big Bang]] ==
The start of the new timeline and the new time loop occurs here. 13.8 Billion is the accepted number for how old the universe is but it is possibly older. Every date in 13.8 Billion BC is set before the creation of time itself.

13,800,000,000 BC- The Monad creates existence and the Monadic Avatar known as Mort. Mort creates 365 heavens to fill his domain as the universe is rekindled after the Heat Death of the Universe.

13,800,000,000 BC- The existence of timeline causes the previous timeline to be discarded as [[the Proto Realm]], one of the homes of formless darkness itself.

13,800,000,000 BC- The earliest known presence of [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰|Dragon]] even though he's possibly been around earlier.

13,800,000,000 BC- Whole Mort also known as Kronos / Saturn / YHWH / Abraxas creates many deities to help him which are often considered the Sky Gods. Shevirat haKeilim occurs afterwards after the Sky Gods rebel as a result of the War on Heaven.

13,800,000,000 BC- [[Pinion Morn]] comes into existence.

13,800,000,000 BC- Mort also creates freaky sky gods like the [[Boognish]], [[FreakyBob]], and much much more.

13,800,000,000 BC- Mort creates many other demi-gods to start regular lives up in heaven.

13,800,000,000 BC- Zeus reveals that he shattered Kronos with his rebellion and won. He then attempts to dethrone the split entity known as God before he even reveals himself. Talking Ben places God in a wheelchair and serves as his representative for the time being. Zeus's real target is the Ultimate Void. The Ultimate Void can't be destroyed and only sends Astral projections of itself.

13,800,000,000 BC- The Ultimate Void forces Zeus to suck fis freaky PP and starts an argument with Talking Ben.

13,800,000,000 BC- Mort splits into the three forms, both his light and dark halves simply only exist as a nameless thoughtforms within the shattered light and shattered darkness. 

13,800,000,000 BC- The shattered light and shattered darkness form the Supreme Aeon and the Supreme Archon. Both are apart of the third avatar who is slowly brought into the material world to live as an immortal avatar who eventually loses his powers.

13,800,000,000 BC- Illumina / Sophia / Wisdom and every female goddess representing Wisdom form from Pinion Morn. Eris also forms from the Freaky version of the emanations of the Pinion Morn and Sophia lineage.

13,800,000,000 BC- YHWH as a nameless entity splits off from the supreme light declaring itself as the most mighty. YHWH awaits to retake control in order to unite his devious avatar who exists between the two extremes. This version of [https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/YHVH YHWH] is his Disneyfied counterpart and is more optimized to control Earth than the [[God|YHWH]] in the previous universe.

13,800,000,000 BC- YHWH declares himself as the representative of the Supreme Aeon despite being Archonic in nature. Events are shaped for YHWH and his controlled opposition Satan and Qos so that he can optimize humanity for the time loop to reappear as [[God|YHWH]] where he is chosen to be interpreted as the Supreme Aeon.

13,800,000,000 BC- The darkness is finally able to represent a form being FreakyBob or the Chungularity, prior to this it was nothing but formless void. A representive of the Supreme Archon or the Ultimate Void travels around various multiverses usually disguised as an unusually large asteroid as a Great Outerversal Being (GOB). It's true form and intentions are unknown, however this being shapes every aspect of life as an opposition force to order and creation.

13,800,000,000 BC- Pinion Morn calls YHWH "the Demiurge", the force that becomes Eris in the future calls him "Grayface", and FreakyBob calls him "the Oppressor." [[Talking Ben]] steps in to manipulate events for his master while he himself becomes the guiding force for the Supreme Aeon to reveal himself as YHWH.

13,800,000,000 BC- YHWH resurrects his previous universe counterpart as Yaldabaoth to control the opposition after reaching a stalemate with the Supreme Archon.

13,800,000,000 BC- The Angel ꙮ is created to protect the heavens guarded by Talking Ben and YHWH.

13,800,000,000 BC- Mort's darker reflection is created as well, but he's an astral projection of the Supreme Archon shaped inside Mort as opposed to a physical being. Mort takes the knowledge as one of his fractured selfs who remember himself as the Monadic Avatar. Mort's darker self waits to fight Mort in the time war. Mort is kicked out of the heavens.

13,799,999,999 BC- [[Sheldon Cooper]] detonates The Big Bang Theory.

13,799,999,999 BC- The Buy N Large Bootstrap Amala Paradox is activated..

13,799,999,999 BC- 4 heroes, Meme Supreme; The Lord of the Memes, Pablo Chungus; The Great God of all Chungi, Pabla Chungus; The Great Goddess of all Chungi and Pablo's wife, and Lord Norris; The Strongest One and Father of Chuck Norris, came outta nowhere lightning fast and banish The Ultimate Void.

13,799,999,999 BC- Pabla Chungus is consumed by the Ultimate Void and became The Angel of Omnideath, the Ultimate Void, it fought the remaining 3 heroes for what the entities describe as 100 Trillion years, This was known as The War Era, eventually the Ultimate Void was imprisoned in The Planck Realm for all eternity.

13,799,999,999 BC- Lord Quantarr discovers the ability to go beyond The Quantum Realm and free Ultimate Void so he can "see his dead wife again", but it is a trap. Quantarr decides to scavage the Chungiverse in order to find the ΩM3GʻÆ Mëᴟ3 m🅰️č̣ĥ¡Ne to hopefully revive his wife.

13,799,999,999 BC- Time?..comes into existence within the Omniverse. Weridland becomes the first to witness it.

13,799,999,999 BC- Senji sends used tissues containing Asuka DNA to make her grow into an Eldritch Abomination using the Buy N Large Bootstrap Amala Paradox. 

13,799,999,999 BC- Maginaryworld is created as a split realm from Mort's dream. The Precioustone is created to hold Mort / Azathoth's dream together. Two beings form The Beginning, an anomaly represented by the Sun, and The End an anomaly represented by the Moon. A Gestalt version of the Beginning known as the Baby Sun is created by The End.

13,799,999,999 BC- Lumina Flowlight and the Void are split from Illumina. Void forms from the Seedrians who are tasked with creating plant life.

13,799,999,999 BC- Chuck Norris is born and immediately spawns as an emanation of Lord Norris. Chuck Norris harnesses the power of the Sun after setting off to fight one of the Baby Suns becoming the representative of every Sun deity.

13,799,999,998 BC- The Ooze comes into existence to engulf galaxies. The Action Gamemaster is born as well and YHWH transforms him into a NPC God called AVGN. Mr. Beast attempts to give AVGN cash prizes to destroy the Ooze to win $104,000 to determine the fate of the universe.

13,799,999,997 BC- The Crazy Hands who guide creation known as the Time Warp Tickers are spawned from Waluigi. The Boognish battles the Supreme Aeon who captures the hands to guide worlds as the Master Hands.

12,799,999,996 BC- The chemical composition for Lean is found across the cosmos, FreakyBob drinks it to gain fis Purple FreakyBob form.

12,799,999,995 BC- The Ooze is destroyed and spreads into multiple cosmic jelly and Fat Asuka shallows the Ooze whole. FreakyBob decides to feed her freaky patties called Pretty Patties that are purple and made of Lean to prevent her from becoming a biological tool to spread NPCism.

12,770,000,000 BC- Lucifer gathers his angels to declare war against YHWH and Yaldabaoth and loses turning him into Satan. Satan represents the NPCs on the side of evil.

12,769,000,000 BC- Phonito Birds become the opposing dominant lifeform against the forces of light and the Xeelee. Phonito Birds begin to hunger for stars.

12,700,000,000 BC- [[Fat Asuka]] covers various galaxies in the multiverse with her massive piles of adipose tissue. Several deities went on to bang her, causing her to give birth to the [[Dr. Gastronomical I|Funk]] [[Incredible Gassy|Giants]].

12,660,000,000 BC- Garfield is fragmented and killed after consuming 1,000,000,000 tons of Lasagna. Fat Asuka summons Jon Arbuckle to spit out her food that Garfield ate. Garfield carries the Vermillion gene and is completely unaware of it.

12,630,000,000 BC- Galcatacus becomes the Omniversal NPC God for all feline life forms. Garfield is dethroned and placed into a similar situation as Mort.

== {{Color|lime|Pre-History}} ==

4,540,000,000 BC- The Earth is created on this date during this particular timeline and Talking Ben as El takes credit for it's creation. Each dimension has it's own interpretation of the creator.

Day 7, 4,540,000,000 BC- Talking Ben retires early and hands control to other cosmic forces as he has already optimized YHWH to show himself as the one true God.

4,539,999,999 BC- Zeus feels generous and shatters his Relic into 1,000,000,000 pieces. On Mobius / Gaia they become the Chaos Emeralds. On multiverses inhabited by Supreme Kais and Gods of Destruction they become the Dragon Balls.

???????????- Hamlin Organization is formed and referred to as the Ancients in the future. They share footing with aliens in the time loop and assemble themselves as gods.

???????????- Masculine and Female energy split during various galactic wars. The Metarex declare war on the Seedrians.

???????????- Female beings known as [[Leprechauns]] are created to fight wars for the light.

???????????- The Galactic Federation and the Nibiruan Council is formed to protect Earth. Pleiadians, Arcturians, Sirians, Andromedans, and Orions form an alliance.

???????????- Mutants and the infected become Pokemon, tall bugs, monsters, and nuclear wasteland humans.

???????????- Overlanders (Slightly Modified Humans), Furries, Anime looking characters, dinosaurs, nightmares, and ect. begin to emerge from various dimensions.

???????????- Humans show up in various dimensions. Dinosaurs and Mobosaurs fight for survival.

???????????- The world continues as life on Mr. Beast's World, with the leftovers of the original Earth entering it with the help of Mr. Belding who erased all of their memory.

???????????- [[Pineapple]] becomes the first pagan deity and Mr. Beast swears allegiance to the deity making his civilization the defacto center of developing civilization.

???????????- FreakyBob shapes Pineapple into becoming his cosmic house. FreakyBob makes Pineapple fis best frenemy and tortures Mort because fhe thinks it is funny. The Sky Gods fear FreakyBob and praise him, meanwhile the Sky Gods fear Mort and hate him.

== {{Color|lime|Ancient Era}} ==

??????????? BC- The Ancients also known as the Xeelee realize they are losing the war against the Phonito Birds and must escape their losing battle to create a new multiverse.

??????????? BC- The Ancients build the First Great Civilization modelled after Air. The Supreme Archon spreads it's influence aware of the arrival of the Ancients and a protocol is created to stop the threat. The Ancients build cyberspace and technology beyond comprehension and store memories as data.

??????????? BC- The First Appointed Master appears and he becomes the first to bear the title the Master of Masters. Another being known as Ark also appears given the task to rebuild the world leaving Crysta, the only village in the underworld, to become the guiding force for evolution.

??????????? BC- Silver the Hedgehog and others discover the source of Chaos Energy and travel back in time to the source. Silver and others attempt to prepare for the Lemurian Time War in order to prevent [[CUMageddon]] at the earliest point in the time loop.

1,167,000,000 BC- The Teletubbies are created by NASA using knowledge from the Ancients. The Teletubbies become the first race to be infected by the Vermillion gene.

1,166,980,876 BC- The Protogent Army comes out of the Corridors of Darkness to infect Earth. Teletubbies become a menace as they mutate into horrific demons.

1,166,980,875 BC- The Ancients look for a way to reverse engineer the Protogent Army and discover the influence of the Phonito Birds on Earth. 

1,166,980,872 BC- The Vermillion gene is traced to the source at Japan. The Ancients try to destroy them, but efforts fail so containment is used instead.

1,166,980,870 BC- Talking Ben gives his covenant to the Protogent Army who slowly reform to serve the Oppressor. 

1,166,980,869 BC- FreakyBob finds his covenant an extreme form of self-censorship and uses his influence within the Sky Gods to fight Talking Ben. Talking Ben and FreakyBob become life long enemies. Talking Ben sets his eyes all around the Levant region.

420,000,000 BC- Dragon creates more dragonflies.

152,000,000 BC- The Good Dinosaur known as Tyrannosaurus Alan is created as the first Mobosaur. The Bad Dinosaur known as [[Pteracuda]] is also created. Tyrannosaurus Alan finds a freaky volcano and is immediately cleansed of freaky behavior by surrounding NPCs.

100,000,000 BC- SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog discover fire. An ancient version of Edward SquarePants known as Edoogar tries to kill SpongeGar.

69,000,000 BC- Ducks are created by FreakyBob to act Freaky.

67,000,000 BC- Presbyornis Pervetus species of ducks evolve as duck Freaktures. 

66,999,999 BC- The descendants of the Good Dinosaur get bombed by duck ROFLcopters.

800000 BC- Humans and races with the human traits emerge out of a very long evolution line.

???????????- Bean Khan and his lineage descend from Adam Kadmon. One of Bean Khan's sons curses his genealogy with NPCism while the other is blessed by FreakyBob.

799999 BC- Pinion Morn creates [[Paul Ahahaha VI]] as an alternative personality for for crackheads in [[Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg]].

500000 BC- Anunnaki / Bem / Reptites / The Lizard people show up and gather lizard allies from the planet Nibiru to construct a base of operations in order to mine gold. Humans and the masses fight back against the reptilian bosses. The Anunnaki steal credit for the First Great Civilization.

499999 BC- The Anunnaki and Anunnaki-Coded Races try to shut down freaky organs such as the Pineal gland to better control the masses.

64000 BC- [[FreakyBob]] tries to create a river out of his CUM.

63999 BC- Talking Ben attempts to cause a drought on FreakyBob's river. FreakyBob fights back against his NPC rival. FreakyBob finds out that this entity is a minion of the Supreme Archon of which he is projected by created as Talking Ben uses it as a reaction against fimself.

63998 BC- FreakyBob is mislabeled as a NPC hero named Purple SpongeBob after bringing rain to the masses. FreakyBob smites them to get proper characterization as a freaky anti-normie supervillain who plans to flood the Earth with his cum.

63997 BC- FreakyBob is worshipped as the leader of the Sky Gods for the time being doing this to steer the others away from NORMie-ism. Mort becomes violent and jealous as fis frenemy. Mort becomes less of an enemy to fim as he becomes useful in FreakyBob's plans, but at this point he's a laughing stock.

48000 BC- Kingdom of [[Elgoog]] is established as giant island country in the planet of Azoorg. Xenos races thrive there

36200 BC- The Flintstones and The Croods had a family feud to win Mr Beast's 500 dollar challenge, detailing the first war ever on Mr. Beast's World. In the planet of Azoorg, another rivalry occurs between the Elgoogese and the Gloggarooes.

12000 BC- FreakyBob causes the Glacial Lake Missoula outburst with fis CUM. The Americas bow down to FreakyBob.

11699 BC- Bean Khan's cursed child forms an NPC Echidna called Noahh, while his other son creates a freaky lineage that is blessed by FreakyBob in various dimensions and a third becomes so evil that he surrenders to the NPCs by force. 

11777 BC- The Echidna Clan learns to use the Master Emerald to flood the Persian Gulf as if it is the entire world. Talking Ben tries to wipe out the freakers outside the Middle East to get them to bow down to YHWH's Wheelchair. 

11777 BC- An Echidna named Noahh brings himself to build the Ark to save the Chaos Energy with his Covenant that generations.

11776 BC- On Mobius, Knuckles ancestors become the inheritors of NPCism, while Sir Bartleby MontClair of Dresdin Ancestors gets blessed by FreakyBob. Galcatacus continues to carry the Vermillion gene as NPCs unknowingly spreading it to Lynxes and other cat based races such as the Felidae.

10199 BC- The Croods win and began their first civilization: Urikughoohlu. A small trading town within the Levant, after several thousands of years of humans migrating out of Hyperborea and the Ice Age.

10193 BC- Many nomadic tribes enter Urikughoohlu as they all began learning the concept of trading and building infrastructure which turned it into a massive trading hub.

10192 BC- Urikughoohlu appoints [[Grug]] as their new leader; however, Ashtar Sheran decided to have fun and give him Immortality.

10186 BC- The first porn drawing ever recorded is at a tavern drawn by an ancestor of [[Shädman]], the porn was a crudely drawn penis with text transformed to Gen alpha english slang to: Dick be like : *the image in question*.

10164 BC- The Croods becomes the biggest family in the world as they become smarter to create a better place for Urikughoohlu within the Levant.

10162 BC- Grug seeks to expand Urikughoohlu's border and invades many Nomadic Tribes from the north and south.

10158 BC- Grug recreates Cuneiform text. The nation of Klockadoo watches humanity from afar.

10154 BC- The first tower is created just for Grug and his top family members.

10148 BC- Many statues of Grug are made everywhere in the Levant region.

10140 BC- Mikado (御門) emerges from the ruins of Tokyo, Japan as they become another civilized nation as they start a rivalry with those deemed anti-Mikado as they become demonized. Mikado reveals that they have advanced far quicker than most nations and built a large naval forces using sticks and stones.

10139 BC- Talking Ben sets up the tools for the LARPING Empire aka Israel to successfully conquer Mikado's forces before their descendants are destined to become demons. Mikado currently has the upper hand, but are predetermined by fate to lose.

10136 BC- Many tribes start their own third world regions from the distant world. Mikado gains a head start as Kanto inside the Pokemon dimension.

=={{Color|lime|Madagascar Era}}==
It's called this because of the establishment of Lemuria who controls what became Madagascar in the modern age.

8867 BC- The Second Great Civilization modelled after the Earth who carries the symbolic archetype of Lemuria is created. On Mobius Lemuria becomes referred to as the Gaians. On Gaia, Lemuria becomes Cetra. 

8866 BC- In a parallel universe Mammoth Mogul and the Troll King fight for the fate of the Troll Empire, another alternative reality version of the Second Great Civilization. Mammoth Mogul loses in most timelines.

8866 BC- Mammoth Mogul cries like a bitch hiding inside the Master Emerald for Immortality.

8200 BC- Mort makes an appearance as a regular lemur formerly known as God formed from the great shattering of vessels. He will have to fight in a war against his fractured selfs.

8175 BC- Grug recreates the English language.

8150 BC- Mort creates a safe place for the Mutants called Madagascar.

8125 BC- Some of the Croods and Grug are finally killed by peasants who reformed Urikughoohlu into a stronger more structured nation, known as Amalek, creating an early idea for a republic.

8103 BC- The first King Julien is appointed to rule all of Madagascar.

8095 BC- Mort finds himself at war against his other selves as a key leader of the Lemurian Empire. Meanwhile the Sky Gods that he once created are also waging war.

8092 BC- Grug becomes way too evil on Hell and gains the title of [[Satan]] as his skin becomes crimson. Grug's Vermillion gene curses the people to become those who are labeled as Canaanites in the later parts of the ancient world.

8086 BC- Mikado partially discovers a link to the old world from underground and with that, becoming the first nation of this new world to discover and utilized fire arms and computers, but are still unable to reproduce those products with their current technology.

8083 BC- The Quantum Operating System, Qos (קוֹס‎ Qōs) is turned into a theological doctrine about sequences. However these interpretations are faulty and useless.

8056 BC- Mikado invades many other countries and becomes an Empire. Gilgamesh, who later appears in the far future reincarnated under a different name known as Flynn fights Mort.

8052 BC- Hwan-guk (환국) also known as the Hwan Empire is established with Mikado known as the technological arm of the empire. The Hwan Empire who carries the symbolic archetype of what will become labeled as Babylon / Edom in the future becomes the Third Great Civilization modelled after Fire.

7925 BC- Alola sees the first Pokemon and decides to enslave them.

7911 BC- Alola declares war on Kanto (Mikado) and they enslave Pokemon to use as warfare starting the first Pokemon War.

7904 AD- The Pokemon in the far north evolves into [[Pogáymon]] while the others still stay as normal pokemon. Pokemon become extinct after the last dinosaurs are killed off.

7903 BC- [[Pteracuda]] screams as humans wipe out his species and dedicates his immortal existence as an inferior demigod to embark on funding terrorists.

7902 BC- Pogáymon aka furry slaves are traded after being bred. Human slaves are also traded.

7899 BC- Mikado reveals that they built the slave state of Atlantis. Mikado claims to be working with lizard men. The symbolic archetype of what becomes labeled as Israel carried by Atlantis becomes the Fourth Great Civilization modelled after Water. Atlantis becomes the first true site of NPCism within the reigns of the Sky Gods.

7898 BC- Talking Ben creates confusion using memetic poison called an anti-meme to tear down Atlantis to create a covenant with the Atlantans. The people of Lemuria are demonized as a result of the covenant.

7897 BC- FreakyBob tries to tear down Atlantis and traces of it's empire with gooning.

7896 BC- The ancestors of Fanboy and Chum Chum create advanced slushie-like balls out of Minecraft Diamonds to store Pogáymon aka furry slaves after failing to create the perfect slushie.

7894 BC- The war ends with a million casualties with Mikado forced to send it's empire underground. Pogáymon are relocated as they are trafficked elsewhere and banished to a land with no people.

7893 BC- The Lemurian Time War that is also concurrent with the Great Pogáymon War ends with Mort as the victor and his fractured essences becoming two whole split selves, the supreme Archon and the Supreme Aeon tied to artifacts tied to the Numogram and the realm of death known as the Mortiverse. Mikado erases the history of this war by using various narratives to downplay it.

7892 BC- Mort's darker self loses the Lemurian Time War and lives inside Mort as a darker psychological manifestation of himself as opposed to a physical being. At this time he's psychological horror as opposed to a physical force.

7875 BC- Ashtar Sheran becomes tired before finishing the push for the world to know themselves as starseeds in preparation for the next era before departing Ashtar Command back into the Pleroma.

7700 BC- The Forgotten War occurs. NPC Echidnas declare a war on trolling. FreakyBob attempts to save the lulz.

7600 BC- Aurora-La discovers the cursed spirit of Esau, one incarnation of his lineage becomes Enerjak. Generations later Esau's lineage forms the Nocturnus Clan.

=={{Color|lime|Stone Age}}==

6780 BC- Several stone age societies are founded years after the Lemurian Time War. Atlantis, the Hwan Empire, and Lemuria are all wiped out.

6669 BC- Raqefet (pronounced as "Rape F.E.E.T.") is founded near and inside "the Rape Cave" first by Mort for a troll army, however a subversive force senses Mort.

6666 BC- The gooners who are trolls are stoned alive in the goon cave of Raqefet. An unknown force seeks to dismantle the cave and Raqefet becomes an NPC dogmatic force in name only.

6599 BC- Raqefet becomes the first nation state to kill trolls. Beidha is shortly founded as a reaction to Raqefet who views them as dogmatic.

6000 BC- Beidha is given access to machines to destroy Raqefet who they seek to wipe out. Somehow Raqefet survives their obvious technological disadvantage. Mikado uncovers the Vermillion gene for research.

5752 BC- Raqefet steals the idea of stone tools from Boog so they can fight back.

4000 BC- Canaanite city states emerge out of the Levant. The Vermillion gene spreads across the globe, the source is coming from within Mikado. Mr. Beast leads the nation states to win more prizes. Raqefet fights against Beidha to win prize money.

3767 BC- Beidha declares diplomatic relations with Mikado and their civilization is slowly taken off from within.

3750 BC- Raqefet is destroyed by Mort for being distasteful against his sense of humor. Raqefet attempts to leech off the rest of the Canaanites. 

3748 BC- Raqefet is conquered by Mikado who enslaves them for the first time. Raqefet discovers a holy vision but is unable to describe it by words.

3744 BC- FreakyBob tries to control the Sky Gods away from NPCism and smite various ideological opponents who can't stand fis freakiness.

3733 BC- I got a pet goldfish. He's so cute guys! 

3523 BC- Raqefet rages out as conquered peoples and decides to develop into 12 planned tribes within the Levant.

3500 BC- Mr. Beast declares that he is watching the nations under the rule of Pineapple and declares the conquered people of Raqefet as a threat to his order. Raqefet slowly develops into Israel also known as the LARPING Empire.

=={{Color|lime|Bronze Age}}==

2400 BC- Mikado sets up a wide variety of secret rituals in Babylon. Babylon rises and grows as an empire.

2200 BC- Pineapple provides strength to a large number of empires in the world because he is scared of a force that exists above him. The Canaanite deities also seek to overthrow as their name spreads as well. Mort also is attacked and kicked out.

2100 BC- Zeus consolidates his power and plans to bully FreakyBob and Pineapple out of the Sky Gods.

2100 BC- The Storm Gods / Metallurgy Gods compete for power all with their own agendas, however Baal realizes that he's destined to lose and go to hell.

2050 BC- Mikado creates a plan to destroy Israel before they are created. Mikado commits a wide variety of cruel and unjust actions. The Levant is branded by Mr. Beast as the most deprived region on Earth

2025 BC- The Nocturnus Clan develops highly advanced technology using the Quantum Operating System and Gizoids to fight against the Echidna Clan rediscovering lost technology from the Third and Fourth Great Civilizations

2020 BC- The Nocturnus Clan begins world conquest and falsely declares themselves the Fourth Great Civilization while being an extension of the Third Great Civilization.

2000 BC- Baal Bank Accounts begin to open up across various empires. Jeffrey Epstein signs up to open a Baal Bank Account.

1446 BC- Instructions to build the Master Emerald at Mount Mobius are provided by the ancestors of the Echidna Clan as a covenant to their God.

1445 BC- The Master Emerald is constructed for the Tabernacle.

1406 BC- The Echidna Clan carries the Master Emerald during the wilderness period of their culture. One of the members of the Brotherhood of Guardians enters Canaan.

1400 BC- The Master Emerald is kept at Shiloh during the acts of the Judges. The Owls start forming a society in service of Moloch seeking the Master Emerald.

1070 BC- Tikal is born from a nameless mother who is the wife of Pachacamac.

1050 BC- The Master Emerald is captured by Philistines who call themselves the Felidae, after a bloody conflict the Master Emerald is returned. Pachacamac believes its presence will force a victory and nearly wipes out his civilization and the Noctunis Clan when Chaos is summoned.

1050 BC- Back on Earth, an advanced tribe called Judah emerges to fight the deprived actions caused by Mikado who seeks to have revenge on Israel for invading some of their territory so they invite as many underdeveloped tribes to join.

1040 BC- The Owls battle against the Echidna Clans while they are shrinking in numbers.

1025 BC- Mikado attempts to subvert both Israel and Judah to get the two nations to fight each other. Israel fights Judah as they fight for the Holy Land.

1000 BC- The Master Emerald is brought to Jerusalem by a member of the Brotherhood of Guardians known as King David.

1000 BC- Israel joins forces with Judah to wipe out Mikado. The victor changes in each timeline as the loser is slandered as their other unimportant enemy, Edom. Israel and Mikado both fall as a result of the war. Mikado is left with just a couple sites. Phoenicians and their offshoot civilizations from the north attempt to take both.

960 BC- The Master Emerald is placed in Solomon’s Temple inside Angel Island.

900 BC- The Torah is revived by the ancient ancestor of Boog. Abraham emerges to spread the doctrine in multiple timelines. Mikado is destroyed and transformed into the symbolic enemy of Edom, a minor insignificant rival tribe, and merged with other symbolic enemies like Babylon.

800 BC- YHWH shows himself to the people of the Levant and claims to seek to speed up the development of civilization as long as idol worship is destroyed. Pineapple is chained up and sent to hell. Mr. Beast realigns himself with YHWH for protection while working for the new leader of the Sky Gods.

799 BC- FreakyBob is forced to make Mort fis best frenemy who he outcasted with Pineapple because he enjoys trolling him. FreakyBob escapes Talking Ben and YHWH and convinces Mort to rediscover the freaky gene. Mort is given God powers to protect FreakyBob as they emanate themselves for the next era.

701 BC- The angel of the LORD, ꙮ, strikes down on the Owls. A large portion of Moloch's Owl forces dies suddenly. The survivors withdraw as they fail to capture Jerusalem.

=={{Color|lime|Classical Era}}==
The quick modernization after the previous Eras speeds up development of human civilizations. Many civilizations reach their heights far quicker than our world.

679 BC- Bean Khan and Mort invents Steampunk inventions very early to help each other invade Rome / Jerome while controlling parts of the [[Beankhanland|Modern Dimension of Mongolia]].

428 BC- Plato finds Mort and then insults him for not sharing his ethics. Mort ends up spending time with Diogenes while Classical era civilizations are built much faster than in the previous universe.

399 BC- A time traveler known as "Skeleton Guy" goes to Athens to sell fried chicken and other foods to the people, every time he goes back is where people forget him but not Socrates who constantly rage-baited him. Nobody knows why Socrates is the only exception but they became best friends despite trolling each other all the time. When Socrates was gonna get poisoned, Skeleton Guy went to save him but Socrates wanted to drink the poison and be dead so Skeleton Guy forced his bitchass to be in the time machine.

3 BC- Jesus Christ is crucified. In a separate dimension a young student's heart repairs the heart of Jesus preventing his death entirely and sending him to the future for a purpose.

2 BC- Ashtar Sheran helps revive the myth of [[Jesus Christ]] after he is persecuted. The Pharisees led by the Master of Masters call him an anomaly and seek to push the myth for their own selfish ends.

1 BC- News of his crucifixion spread, the story changes in every dimension. The Master of Masters brags about how they have controlled the anomaly. Witnesses claim to have seen his return, a being named Lingering Will has risen.

0 AD- All previous nations are revealed to be settlements within Daybreak Town or it's simulated reality. Daybreak Town shatters as worlds are split apart. Each nation or set piece exists within it's own dimension.

3 AD- The Dandelions form to keep the Leprechauns and Keyblade mastery alive. The Sky Gods create fake Leprechauns known as Fairies and Magical Girls. 

4 AD- Other cultures such as the Jedi seek to find ways to repel the light without the use of Leprechauns.

5 AD- Ōetsu Nimaiya works with the Shinto Pantheon to capture Leprechaun DNA for mass replication to create inferior mass produced versions of the Keyblade known as Zanpakutō. Other nations, dimensions, and multiverses create their own mass produced Keyblade imitations suited to their culture.

96 AD- Jesus Christ becomes the symbolic leader of Mikado after the tribes of Judah betray him. Rome is labeled the "New Edom / Mikado" after the destruction of the second temple. Judah seeks to use their enemies as a tool to push themselves back in power.

98 AD- Mikado begins to hide knowledge of their past, becoming nothing more than a kingdom in service of YHWH.

144 AD- The first bible is created, it doesn't contain the Old Testament so FreakyBob and Mort completely ignore it's existence. The gnostic and Nissan narratives are at a war, but both are ultimately controlled by the Pharisees.

210 AD- The Gnostic gospels are given to a select few. Mort is mislabeled as the Demiurge, the Demiurge attacks Mort after he tries to troll him. Mort is then called a "nobody" instead.

215 AD- FreakyBob declares war on the Sky Gods and tries to rally those who oppose NPCism. Mort is finally viewed as someone FreakyBob needs for fis goals in stopping NPCism within the reigns of the Sky Gods.

220 AD- [[FreakyBob]] and Mort try to spread an early version of Freakyism across the Rome Empire to counter the rise of Christianity calling it a government psyop after seeing the narrative change to include YHWH, they fail and are crushed by their heroic enemies, however, they greatly damage the regime. The agenda to collapse Rome continues for several decades.

230 AD- Keyblade Armor is produced to fight FreakyBob and Mort. FreakyBob and Mort kill tons of Roman heroes that seek to spread NPCism. 

235 AD- The Gnostics are persecuted for heresy. FreakyBob and Mort watch Nissan and Gnostic Christians destroy themselves while not giving a damn.

237 AD- FreakyBob and Mort are not defeated by the heroes, but are defeated by an unseen holy force who strikes them down as they lose their memories. Black Coats are given in secret sects for the few who know the hidden truths as they prepare to make themselves appointed by God for the next age.

240 AD- Rome / Jerome falls much faster due to Mort trying to destroy Rome by spreading autism and ADHD with the Boognish. Rome / Jerome splits into several nations including Temeria (Gaul / France), Redania (Byzantine Empire), Aesir (Nordic Nations), Dunwall (England), Paldea (Spain), Narnia (Shithole Nation) and several others. Termeria becomes the new center for Israel / Mikado to be a reactionary force for their plans to revive their homeland within the holy land.

245 AD- Termeria openly declares itself as a Christian Nation despite being ran by people who see themselves as God. Other nations start to follow suit to protect their country from "degenerate heathens" such as FreakyBob and Mort. Zeus is jailed and sent to Hell. YHWH is declared the ruler of the Sky Gods.

=={{Color|lime|Dark Era}} ==
It's called this because nothing really happened after the Collapse of Rome.

482 AD- Some of the mutants become Burgers and start their own kingdom in the south.

499 AD- The Goblin race begins.

500 AD- Christian Weston Chandler gains a powerful artifact and uses it becomes mayor of the Burgers and quickly founded their city state: CWCvile.

501 AD- The Eastern Kingdom of Mikado is fully established as a kingdom of light separated from the world, fully recovered from centuries of wars against the Vermillion gene. Traces of their past are fully deleted as a firmament is placed around their kingdom.

503 AD- A wormhole connecting to Tokyo in the 2030s AD is discovered. Mikado attempts to hide evidence of human devolution. Black Coats show up as they are labeled as heretics and persecuted. 

504 AD- The Black Coats are more accepted in Edom branded regions. Termeria begins a long plan to restore Mikado / Tokyo towards their true natural heritage as a land of the Vermillion Gene.

505 AD- Christian Weston Chandler becomes the second person to ever achieve immortality.

550 AD- Dunwall develops their whole country into a steampunk aesthetic while Aesir develops high fantasy.

581 AD- Mort creates [[Selene]] after giving an onion life. 

583 AD- Luxu as Al-Masih ad-Dajjal the Cabbage Merchant encounters Muhammad who declares himself the final prophet of God. Al-Masih ad-Dajjal hands out rotten cabbages to ruin Muhammad's life. 

585 AD- Bajookistan destroys various pegan idols and then adopts Islam.

589 AD- The remaining Mutants become very distinct monsters like the Bergens who quickly start their town right next to CWCvile.

600 AD- Every nation at this point is a developed Kingdom meaning that the only tribe that exists are the [[Pogáymon]] aka tools for LARPers and the Goyim.

601 AD- Selene becomes a god over the [[Pogáymon]] to worship her.

620 AD- Keyblade Armor is mass produced for the goyim as a means to advance under feudalism and fight the forces of trolling and darkness.

627 AD- Paldea would see a large portion of unclaimed territory so they grab it and named it "Newfoundland" which would later be known today as "The Nowhere Islands." Morioh emerges in the ruins of former Mikado controlled areas to become the Morioh Empire.

666 AD- Mort would create the Ponies as a joke to send them off in a unclaimed large island called Equestria to start a retarded civilization.

704 AD- Some of the Mikado spawned civilians would figure out to reproduce guns but with no gunpowder, meaning they just used it as weapons like a glorified clubs.

715 AD- Paldea invents Boats. Mr. Beast awards the nation $50,000,000 dollars.

740 AD- Dunwall and Paldea would travel the west to see new lands but was greeted with two legged versions of Pogáymon called Native Americans but Dunwall decided to invade their lands and enslave them to do their farming, building, and other hard labor.

760 AD- After "unclean" people are relocated to the middle east out of Temeria, the continents lower to are reshaped by Sharia Law. Bajookistan becomes an empire capturing the holy land.

777 AD- Temeria invades Bajookistan and placed a puppet monarchy in their country.

800 AD- The [[Pogáymon]] slave trade is expanding everywhere in the continent and not just Morioh.

804 AD- Temeria finally figures out to make Gunpowder for guns.

810 AD- Nations like Morioh, Dunwall, and Paldea found out that Temeria has the legendary gunpowder so they declare war on unclaimed Levant territories saught by Israel/Judah and Bajookistan marking the beginning of the First Crusade.

850 AD- Goblins developed the taste for Shrek Twinkies.

== {{Color|lime|Crusader Era}} ==
811 AD- After losing many battles to Bajookistan, The Crusaders almost gives up but with a legendary blacksmith invented shields to withstand bullets, with that the press-turn counterattack.

812 AD- Mr Beast makes the war even more fun when he announces a 1,000,000 dollar prize to which side will win.

813 AD- Temeria falls as their puppet monarchy is abolished and replaced by an independent one which later quickly joins The Crusaders.

816 AD- Temeria surrenders and disbands much of their territory. Only the East side, now known as The Holy Jerome Empire remain, this is the point where Jerome is split into 1000 little pieces to become separate nations. The rest of the land is split up into independent nations with much of the north and western side of Temeria being being absorbed by the Crusaders. The Crusaders loose the prize money for their failure to obtain the Holy Land.

818 AD- Gunpowder is spread everywhere between the Crusaders.

820 AD- Scooby-Doo discovers the Vermillion gene with Shaggy Rodgers. Red Shaggy is born and Scooby-Doo is replaced with an NPC copy called a Dingo.

825 AD- In the Crusader occupied territories, many people leave to go on a Exodus to start a new country in the large western unorganized terrorizes which would be called The Kingdom of Duloc / France.

830 AD- The Duloc Kingdom, shocked by the news had worked on to develop guns equal to the guns the traveling merchants found in the ruined underground Beijing.

850 AD- Goblins developed the taste for Shrek Twinkies. Mr. Beast decides to pit Goblins against the Crusaders for cash prizes.

900 AD- Duloc now have rifles, LMGs and even artillery power, but it is still in relatively small number. Morioh is given a stockpile from Duloc, this pile is only used by their samurai warriors.

910 AD- Many new cultures rise in Duloc leading to the country to be very unstable.

987 AD- Pogáymon are banned in all Duloc countries, instead they enslave '''demons'''.

996 AD- France / Duloc does a mass genocide on Pogáymon when they were told not to enter Duloc but they did it anyways and lost 25% of their national population.

1012 AD- Some newfound vikings rebel from the Kingdom of Duloc.

1018 AD- [[Navarre]] from the Holy Jerome Empire was born, with the "holy" prophetic mission to kill Mort.

1030 AD- Navarre's underground area was bombed by large sways of bandits and demons which in the process made Duloc unable to gather stuff there.

1038 AD- The Vikings of Aesir invades the poor region of Gondor but instead of taking it, they became the new Gondar nation.

1039 AD- Gondor raids on many Morioh villages and even destroyed them.

1040 AD- The Crusaders had enough of vikings and declared war on them, starting the Second Crusade.

1041 AD- Many Pogáymon decided to team up with the Vikings since the Vikings never owned any slaves and worked on their own, this was the first sign of rebellious Pogáymon to be documented.

1042 AD- Morioh gets fully annexed leaving Duloc and Dunwall panic to find ways to counterattack Gondor. Duloc and Dunwall fight over slushies after getting a brain freeze while the crusades are still launched.

1043 AD- The Crusaders surrender as Morioh in incorporated into Gondor while Dunwall and Narnia gets weaker and gets contentiously raided by them. The Crusaders also disband as Duloc gets their northern territory back. Paldea expands elsewhere.

1050 AD- Dunwall is dissolved into many small kingdoms. 

1072 AD- Navarre dies and becomes a small green ghost returning to the underground to finish the prophecy with the with the help of an underground native bounty hunter, Nanashi, and the demons he contracted along the way. Navarre tells the Crusaders about a dark side of YHWH called Allah.

1073 AD- They attempt to kill YHWH and although they succeeded in the battle. They failed to kill him.

1080 AD- A small kingdom named Petoria is established by a young man called Petoria Griffin.

1083 AD- The Ponies was first discovered by Paldea on their voyage to the western side but they mistakenly ended up in large island called "Equestria" but their technology was far more unadvanced than theirs before leaving to the actual lands.

1089 AD- The Petorians invades the smaller northern kingdoms which made the small southern kingdoms scared. This made them form a big alliance in case Petoria invades them with their massive griffins.

1090 AD- Dunwall's Kingdoms fight to reunite into a single kingdom called Tea-Land. Albion becomes one of the kingdoms. Sir Bartleby's ancient relatives form their own kingdom and become enemies against Albion.

1091 AD- Paldea invades Bajookistan for its sweet grum grum which made them have a hostile relationship with its neighbors.

1092 AD- The Dingo Regime is created to undermine Albion's economy with speculative assets. The Dingo Regime gets renamed into the Doge Regime after Elon Musk goes back in time to promote meme coins. Scooby Doo is hunted down for not buying meme coins. A new worldline is created, the DOGE IMPERIUM Worldline.

1092 AD- The Vikings invades the oceans that guard Newfoundland for many islands to control. They attempt to raid Dunwall and the waters destroying over 1000 ships. One Philosopher named Hugh Neutron says ''"This shit is absolutely quackers."''

1094 AD- The Vikings travel towards Hoenn and Hugh Neutron reports back to IGN who then complains, "7.8/10 Too Much Water."

1095 AD- The biggest battle ever so far happens in this year when the Southern Kingdoms surprise attack Petoria just to prevent it from ever getting control from the former "Edom" territories saught by Duloc but are greeted by thousands of genetically perfectly bred pigs just to kick their ass and greatly reduce their population size.

1095 AD- After fending off the attack, The Holy Jerome Empire is renamed into the Holy Petoria Empire to signify their rising empire.

1096 AD- Petoria fully annexes the Southern Kingdoms, taking their former capital and renaming it to Joehio. Petoria becomes the Griffonian Empire. This my friends is the beginning of the Griffonian Era.

== {{Color|lime|Griffonian Era}} ==
1097 AD- King Griffin retires and gives his leadership to his son, Prince Stewie the Pie, to be the long-lasting king of the Griffonian Empire.

1098 AD- Griffonian is threatened by the sovereign totalitarian city state of Castle Lemongrab with their unique sour bombs, by Fat Lemongrab. The then monarch, King Stewie the Pie initially called to invade it like any other nation. But they learned that the sour warheads can make 80% of his kingdom die of cringe. Since then. Stewie had to deal with irrational politics and threats of Lemongrab.

1101 AD- King Stewie's army invades through Bergen Town to have a chance into CWCville's territories but is unable to due to Chris Chan's insane power. They retreat back to Bergen Town and decided to enslave the Bergens for their vulnerability.

1102 AD - A Griffonian Army would wander around after being lost from the CWCville battle as their 30,000 men would then set foot on Finnish lands who greeted them with open arms but they thought this land was the uncovered part of CWCville and entirely tried to destroy the tribes. The tribes then were leading an exodus out of the former territory and would stop in temporary camps like nomads. They were told a hidden land by elders that would be heaven so they spent 10 years trying to migrate to the new lands. Their old territory was then abandoned by the army who then was completely lost so they committed suicide because they didn't serve their lord, King Stewie, correctly.

1104 AD- [[Oreo Freak Shake|Oreo Freak Shakes]] are created by Dragon.

1104 AD- The first university is created by government officials in Joehio.

1105 AD- All Bergens were wiped out and turned into food for the peasants, starting an end of their civilization and race though there has been attempts to make genetic copies in the modern day.

1106 AD- The Jurchen tribes finally unite into one nation called Shalizhi in the far east. The reason why they united because they all have one common enemy, the Mongols. Their goal is to kill or enslave every single Mongol they see because the Mongols have treated their race like Animals when they were subjugated to them.

1108 AD - Shalizhi sends out hoards of men to take over Mongol villages and turn them into their personal playground of killing.

1109 AD - The Japanese creates the first Dildo.

1110 AD - The leader of Shalizhi is a schizoid who really liked horses and believed he can create a entire new race of people to combat the Mongols. He made many women be forced to be fucked by horses and most of their attempts failed except a few which were the earliest proto creations of Horse Girls''(the cringy ones, not the based ones)''. They were now planned to be perfectly bred to become soldiers however they were weak because they were fucking infants. 

1111 AD - Some random ass guy sold his soul to Vivian James.

1112 AD - The Finnish migrate to the Korean Peninsula. Shalizhi is pissed because they went through their lands but can't do anything about it because they aren't Mongols and that's the only enemy they want right now.

1113 AD - Sir Shitsalot, Knight of the Griffonian Empire, creates a massive shit out of his butthole in the Main Plaza and it was so big that it turned into a attraction for all Griffonians to see.

1115 AD - Sir Shitsalot feels like he wants travel the world so he went on a boat to a "sacred land". He smelled so fucking bad and shitted everywhere so his crewmates all fucking died to diseases or some shit. He named this uncolonized island "[[Pee Pee Island]]" and realized it was only him who colonized it so he went back to the Griffonian Empire. Jeffrey Epstein would later rename the island to Epstein Island but was changed back to Pee Pee Island when the NPC's took over it.

1119 AD - Sir Shitsalot was the first man to witness the Slenderman and attempted to duel him. He fell into brainrot syndrome after the event.

1120 AD - My dog died from eating a nail.

1121 AD - The Japanese creates the first Chastity Cage.
== {{Color|lime|Beaner Era}} ==
Bean Khan establishes himself as a member of the Mongolian dynasty in this era as the first son of Genghis Khan. It ends during the era of the Black Death.

1181 AD - Bean Khan spiritually impregnates himself inside Börte Üjin, making him the first "son" of Genghis Khan.

1204 AD - Tired of Shalizhi doing raids on them and killing Mongol people. Mongolia invades Shalizhi in under a year as they surrender. Many are enslaved and some killed, all technology like Mushroom Kingdom Goods from trading, High-Quality Equipment, and Natural Resources are transitioned into Mongol hands and are crucial for their conquests. 

1204 AD - Bean Khan orders a genocide on Horse Girls and Jurchen Elites, many flee to Japan on boat.

1206 AD - The Mongolian Empire is established through conquest. To Bean Khan it becomes known as Beankhanland to him.

1206 AD - Beanbean Kingdom establishes itself as a major kingdom that shares its northeastern border with the Mushroom Kingdom in one of the multiverses.

1321 AD - A varient of FreakyBob known as Duke Yukthomas Feyedemuffin seizes parts of the ocean for Dunwall.
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